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Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Is Pregnant, Shows Off Baby Bump by Meteng: 8:01pm On Feb 10, 2025

These people just love it raw

Health › Re: Paramedics Use Tow Truck To Transport 300kg Obese Woman To Hospital In Thailand by Meteng: 10:32am On Feb 10, 2025

kingsceemark:
Stop sounding so stupid all the time at your age, don't joke with people's lives

At 55 you still dey mumu

Health › Re: Paramedics Use Tow Truck To Transport 300kg Obese Woman To Hospital In Thailand by Meteng: 10:29pm On Feb 09, 2025

No1. Did they break the wall of the hospital to get her inside?
No2. If they had been arranging someone to be giving her serious knacking, it wouldn’t have gotten to that

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Travel › Re: Nigerians Filmed Scooping Oil From A Fallen Petrol Tanker In Onitsha by Meteng: 2:32pm On Feb 08, 2025

Rebuker:
I don't know if this is just poverty or some high level of stupidity 😭😔

Seems it is both

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Politics › Re: Kidnappers Of Maharazu Tsiga Demand ₦250M Ransom by Meteng: 2:29pm On Feb 08, 2025

My problem is, when they’re eventually caught, they don’t look like who’s seen 15k before

Travel › Re: Visa Application: Documents You Need For Proof Of Financial Stability by Meteng: 2:28pm On Feb 07, 2025

Quarterpast:
God help me to japa.
The hardship here is too much

There’s still hardship out there, if you no buckle up

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Romance › Re: L!cking A Lady Plate Few Days After Her Period �� by Meteng: 10:08pm On Feb 06, 2025

Tegabadguy:
just drink two black bullet

Romance › Re: Why Is She Scared Of Having Sex With Me? by Meteng: 9:54pm On Feb 06, 2025

She’s learnt from her experience of being chopped and abandoned by many guys

Business › Re: Tech Giant, IBM Announces Exit From Nigeria And Ghana, Others African Nations by Meteng: 12:55pm On Feb 06, 2025

OKUCHI11:
I remember their giant glass building opposite Lagos bar beach in Victoria Island way bay then... Before it was restructured on the unknown grounds...

That’s IMB Merchant bank building rather

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Crime › Re: Decomposing Body Of Missing Justice Azuka Found by Meteng: 11:55am On Feb 06, 2025

bewisemasses:
In sane climes, this wud have been a national emergency. But in Nigeria those responsible for security wud be having a nice lunch now

And even have the effrontery to have an erection to knack after the sumptuous lunch

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Crime › Re: Gateman Forced To Do Push-ups Over Alleged Affair With His Boss’ Wife by Meteng: 11:55pm On Feb 05, 2025

Peakdesign23:
Push ups alone? Oga wipe am cord for neck! Ewu Gambia!

Why?

Politics › Re: Unknown Men Stormed My House, Looking For My Husband, Chika Nwoba - Wife Cries by Meteng: 11:34pm On Feb 05, 2025

The wife is very pretty

Crime › Re: Ogun: Man Arrested After Girlfriend Died In His House by Meteng: 10:25am On Feb 05, 2025

stan4b:
If he had known, shey e for jejely tell the girl to stay her papa house. It's well.

Konji thought otherwise

Politics › Re: Residents Of Enugu Community Fleeing Homes Over Herdsmen Killings In Ebonyi by Meteng: 8:18pm On Feb 04, 2025

EmperorCaesar:
This is no joke

The SE has many security outfits namely:
ESN
IPOB
Ebubeagu
Wetin be the name of that fourth one sef

These guys are enough to handle the excesses of killer herdsmen in the region

They’re busy abducting and killing their own people

Politics › Re: About Seyi Tinubu’s Effective Altruism By Funsho Arogundade by Meteng: 8:15pm On Feb 04, 2025

Beginning of the wash wash

Crime › Re: 10 Killed In Sweden School Shooting (Photos) by Meteng: 7:57pm On Feb 04, 2025

HawkTuahGirl:
Na dem, without checking names.

Related Question: what's the reward of a female terrorist in heaven if a male terrorist rewards are 7 virgins

Na dem

Politics › Re: Hon. Ikwechegh Exposes Hidden Budget Leakages In Explosive NASS Session by Meteng: 4:00pm On Feb 04, 2025

tbrandzdpm:
a politician for the first time is making a serious point, some imbeciles on this platform are talking about irrelevant uber driver event...Nigerian youths sorry, sorry again...fools...

Very anyhow set of people

Career › Re: Ossai Ovie Success Calls Out Sound City Radio Over Presenter’s Outfit by Meteng: 12:32pm On Feb 04, 2025

O’boy, this girl is blessed and she knows it

Career › Re: Ossai Ovie Success Calls Out Sound City Radio Over Presenter’s Outfit by Meteng: 12:32pm On Feb 04, 2025

APCHaram:
What's his problem?

Those are perfect pair of tities .

I love sagging b00bs that are firm at the lower end.

You get better taste

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Romance › Re: 36-Year-Old Man’s Strict Search for Virgin Wife Sparks Uproar (Photo) by Meteng: 3:05pm On Feb 03, 2025

It’s his choice, why are they criticizing him?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 46 Soldiers Killed’ As Militants Attack Nigerien Military Base by Meteng: 8:25pm On Feb 02, 2025

In that area they’re supposed to be always on guard, ready for any surprise. Not to always be taken by surprise

Crime › Re: Police rescue Ebonyi lady from suspected ritualist in Abuja hotel by Meteng: 8:22pm On Feb 02, 2025

E tie am before or after knack?

Politics › Re: Did Discos Quietly Increase Tariffs?! (Screenshots) by Meteng: 8:06pm On Feb 02, 2025

Omoapena:
No, band A ikedc...

Okay

Politics › Re: Did Discos Quietly Increase Tariffs?! (Screenshots) by Meteng: 3:05pm On Feb 02, 2025

Omoapena:
Your is still better, I get 22units for 5k power...

I’m sure this is PHED?

Politics › Re: US-based Nigerian Doctor Kills Self Over $15,000 Child Support by Meteng: 8:48am On Feb 02, 2025

idahme:
At his level he earns more than 30k USD monthly but can't earn anymore because his license has been seized and the Court still expects him to pay? Madness, he should have left the country for the judge and the lady

You’re very correct

Foreign Affairs › Re: Federal Judge Blocks Trump Administration From Transferring Transgender Inmate by Meteng: 8:46am On Feb 02, 2025

SalamRushdie:
So this Judge prefer men pretending to be women to be in female jails impregnating women

I even hear say Bobrisky don impregnate person. Don’t know how true sha

Politics › Re: US-based Nigerian Doctor Kills Self Over $15,000 Child Support by Meteng: 8:28am On Feb 02, 2025

The guy could have calculated the amount in naira and couldn’t handle it

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Crime › Re: 15 Year Old Girl Recruits 17 Year Old Boyfriend To Stab 40 Year Old Man To Death by Meteng: 1:09pm On Jan 31, 2025

kingthreat:
The 15year old already knows the power of her kitten.

They’ve been pounding that her kitten since she was eight

Romance › Re: 2face's Mother Speak Out. by Meteng: 1:00pm On Jan 31, 2025

Until you find out she’s not the one that said these. Bloggers striving to undo each other while it lasts

Romance › Re: How Did This Nonsensical Vagina Worship Start? by Meteng: 12:51pm On Jan 31, 2025

dawnomike:
Been a gentle man is class on it's own... But, only if and only IF SHE IS WORTH IT!!!

Are they not supposed to be equal? What would happen if the women do all these for the men and become gentlewomen?

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Crime › Re: Boy Escapes Death On Father’s Bike After Erroneous Shot By Night Guard In Ibadan by Meteng: 12:45pm On Jan 31, 2025

Cock and bull story. He thought they were robbers, he turned and fled. When he discovered the boy was shot, he turned and went back to the people he thought were robbers? With due apologies to the boy shot, the father is a suspect

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Travel › Re: I Want To Return Back To Nigeria From UK Permanently by Meteng: 11:11am On Jan 31, 2025

RealityKings1:
Ok you can relocate to Ogun State, it's a good state in South west.

Ha!

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