₦airaland Forum

APCHaram:
Anambra again .

Drop tactical nukes over that shit hole already

Artscollection:
Imagine an army commander leaving the battle field just to go watch some old men matching parade. Those Canadians must be wondering the kind of stupid leaders we have.
Oga minister mind your business, I respect you for your cutting edge ideas but don't meddle in this classless case.

Namaster:
First of all, women NEVER reveal their TRUE body counts. Especially NOT to a nice husband material like you.

The standard is to take whatever number they give you and MULTIPLY by 3.

So your GF has had about 120 dicccks inside her.
And some of them came for second, third and fourth HELPINGS.

But the other 80 guys were "mini boyfriends" and they don't factor into her body counts.

ALSO, her saying the STEAMY sex chats with MULTIPLE guys was just her trying to get those guys to like her is a FUNDAMENTAL feature of female nature.

When she was younger, she DATED stereotypical bad boys and acted like a SHAMELESS SLUT for them.

Now that she's older, probably out of University, and ready to SETTLE DOWN; she found herself a good guy in YOU and started to pretend to be a REFORMED and RESERVED wife material.

For bad boys, she acted like a BITCH.
For nice guys, she acted like a NUN.

She's a CHAMELEON that adopts whatever colour that appeals to her TARGETS.

Right now, you are the target. And she has MORPHED into your DREAM WOMAN.

That's why you are still MOURNING a relationship with a 25-year old PROSTITUTE.

She is NOT the girl for you.
You will NEVER get past her body counts.

Even if 40 was the REAL number (it's NOT), that is still TWO GIGM BUS FULL OF DICKS (with leftovers) that have been INSIDE your girl.

That's a WHOOOORE!

Only stay in that relationship if you dream of raising BASTARDS.

kingsceemark:
Stop sounding so stupid all the time at your age, don't joke with people's lives

Rebuker:
I don't know if this is just poverty or some high level of stupidity 😭😔

Quarterpast:
God help me to japa.
The hardship here is too much

Tegabadguy:
just drink two black bullet

OKUCHI11:
I remember their giant glass building opposite Lagos bar beach in Victoria Island way bay then... Before it was restructured on the unknown grounds...

bewisemasses:
In sane climes, this wud have been a national emergency. But in Nigeria those responsible for security wud be having a nice lunch now

Peakdesign23:
Push ups alone? Oga wipe am cord for neck! Ewu Gambia!

stan4b:
If he had known, shey e for jejely tell the girl to stay her papa house. It's well.

EmperorCaesar:
This is no joke

The SE has many security outfits namely:
ESN
IPOB
Ebubeagu
Wetin be the name of that fourth one sef

These guys are enough to handle the excesses of killer herdsmen in the region

They’re busy abducting and killing their own people

HawkTuahGirl:
Na dem, without checking names.

Related Question: what's the reward of a female terrorist in heaven if a male terrorist rewards are 7 virgins

tbrandzdpm:
a politician for the first time is making a serious point, some imbeciles on this platform are talking about irrelevant uber driver event...Nigerian youths sorry, sorry again...fools...

APCHaram:
What's his problem?

Those are perfect pair of tities .


I love sagging b00bs that are firm at the lower end.

Omoapena:
No, band A ikedc...

Omoapena:
Your is still better, I get 22units for 5k power...

idahme:
At his level he earns more than 30k USD monthly but can't earn anymore because his license has been seized and the Court still expects him to pay? Madness, he should have left the country for the judge and the lady

SalamRushdie:
So this Judge prefer men pretending to be women to be in female jails impregnating women