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HealthRe: NAFDAC Impounds 10 Trucks Of Fake Drugs In Anambra Market (photo) by Meteng: 4:26pm On Feb 15, 2025
APCHaram:
Anambra again .

Drop tactical nukes over that shit hole already
Especially for that their market side
HealthRe: NAFDAC Impounds 10 Trucks Of Fake Drugs In Anambra Market (photo) by Meteng: 4:25pm On Feb 15, 2025
Wetin dey worry these people sef. Na only dem dey find money? Ah ah!!! Ebe like e don reach to dey execute these people o
PoliticsRe: CDS A Visa Disrespectful To Nigeria – Interior Minister by Meteng: 4:21pm On Feb 15, 2025
Artscollection:
Imagine an army commander leaving the battle field just to go watch some old men matching parade. Those Canadians must be wondering the kind of stupid leaders we have.
Oga minister mind your business, I respect you for your cutting edge ideas but don't meddle in this classless case.
As much as this is very funny, you said the fact cheesy
RomanceRe: My 25yr Old Girlfriend Has Over 40 Body Count! I Need Help!! by Meteng: 10:43pm On Feb 12, 2025
Namaster:
First of all, women NEVER reveal their TRUE body counts. Especially NOT to a nice husband material like you.

The standard is to take whatever number they give you and MULTIPLY by 3.

So your GF has had about 120 dicccks inside her.
And some of them came for second, third and fourth HELPINGS.

But the other 80 guys were "mini boyfriends" and they don't factor into her body counts. grin

ALSO, her saying the STEAMY sex chats with MULTIPLE guys was just her trying to get those guys to like her is a FUNDAMENTAL feature of female nature.

When she was younger, she DATED stereotypical bad boys and acted like a SHAMELESS SLUT for them.

Now that she's older, probably out of University, and ready to SETTLE DOWN; she found herself a good guy in YOU and started to pretend to be a REFORMED and RESERVED wife material.

For bad boys, she acted like a BITCH.
For nice guys, she acted like a NUN.

She's a CHAMELEON that adopts whatever colour that appeals to her TARGETS.

Right now, you are the target. And she has MORPHED into your DREAM WOMAN.

That's why you are still MOURNING a relationship with a 25-year old PROSTITUTE.

She is NOT the girl for you.
You will NEVER get past her body counts.

Even if 40 was the REAL number (it's NOT), that is still TWO GIGM BUS FULL OF DICKS (with leftovers) that have been INSIDE your girl.

That's a WHOOOORE!

Only stay in that relationship if you dream of raising BASTARDS.
Abasi mmi mbok!
FoodRe: Food Seller Caught Urinating In Pot Of Soup She Sells To The Public (Video) by Meteng: 9:57pm On Feb 12, 2025
I watched the video. Omo, her clit just comot shine outside
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Is Pregnant, Shows Off Baby Bump by Meteng: 8:01pm On Feb 10, 2025
These people just love it raw
HealthRe: Paramedics Use Tow Truck To Transport 300kg Obese Woman To Hospital In Thailand by Meteng: 10:32am On Feb 10, 2025
kingsceemark:
Stop sounding so stupid all the time at your age, don't joke with people's lives
At 55 you still dey mumu

HealthRe: Paramedics Use Tow Truck To Transport 300kg Obese Woman To Hospital In Thailand by Meteng: 10:29pm On Feb 09, 2025
No1. Did they break the wall of the hospital to get her inside?
No2. If they had been arranging someone to be giving her serious knacking, it wouldn’t have gotten to that

TravelRe: Nigerians Filmed Scooping Oil From A Fallen Petrol Tanker In Onitsha by Meteng: 2:32pm On Feb 08, 2025
Rebuker:
I don't know if this is just poverty or some high level of stupidity 😭😔
Seems it is both
PoliticsRe: Kidnappers Of Maharazu Tsiga Demand ₦250M Ransom by Meteng: 2:29pm On Feb 08, 2025
My problem is, when they’re eventually caught, they don’t look like who’s seen 15k before
TravelRe: Visa Application: Documents You Need For Proof Of Financial Stability by Meteng: 2:28pm On Feb 07, 2025
Quarterpast:
God help me to japa.
The hardship here is too much
There’s still hardship out there, if you no buckle up
RomanceRe: L!cking A Lady Plate Few Days After Her Period �� by Meteng: 10:08pm On Feb 06, 2025
Tegabadguy:
just drink two black bullet
grin
RomanceRe: Why Is She Scared Of Having Sex With Me? by Meteng: 9:54pm On Feb 06, 2025
She’s learnt from her experience of being chopped and abandoned by many guys
BusinessRe: Tech Giant, IBM Announces Exit From Nigeria And Ghana, Others African Nations by Meteng: 12:55pm On Feb 06, 2025
OKUCHI11:
I remember their giant glass building opposite Lagos bar beach in Victoria Island way bay then... Before it was restructured on the unknown grounds...
That’s IMB Merchant bank building rather
CrimeRe: Decomposing Body Of Missing Justice Azuka Found by Meteng: 11:55am On Feb 06, 2025
bewisemasses:
In sane climes, this wud have been a national emergency. But in Nigeria those responsible for security wud be having a nice lunch now
And even have the effrontery to have an erection to knack after the sumptuous lunch
CrimeRe: Gateman Forced To Do Push-ups Over Alleged Affair With His Boss’ Wife by Meteng: 11:55pm On Feb 05, 2025
Peakdesign23:
Push ups alone? Oga wipe am cord for neck! Ewu Gambia!
Why?
PoliticsRe: Unknown Men Stormed My House, Looking For My Husband, Chika Nwoba - Wife Cries by Meteng: 11:34pm On Feb 05, 2025
The wife is very pretty
CrimeRe: Ogun: Man Arrested After Girlfriend Died In His House by Meteng: 10:25am On Feb 05, 2025
stan4b:
If he had known, shey e for jejely tell the girl to stay her papa house. It's well.
Konji thought otherwise
PoliticsRe: Residents Of Enugu Community Fleeing Homes Over Herdsmen Killings In Ebonyi by Meteng: 8:18pm On Feb 04, 2025
EmperorCaesar:
This is no joke

The SE has many security outfits namely:
ESN
IPOB
Ebubeagu
Wetin be the name of that fourth one sef

These guys are enough to handle the excesses of killer herdsmen in the region

They’re busy abducting and killing their own people
PoliticsRe: About Seyi Tinubu’s Effective Altruism By Funsho Arogundade by Meteng: 8:15pm On Feb 04, 2025
Beginning of the wash wash
CrimeRe: 10 Killed In Sweden School Shooting (Photos) by Meteng: 7:57pm On Feb 04, 2025
HawkTuahGirl:
Na dem, without checking names.

Related Question: what's the reward of a female terrorist in heaven if a male terrorist rewards are 7 virgins
Na dem
PoliticsRe: Hon. Ikwechegh Exposes Hidden Budget Leakages In Explosive NASS Session by Meteng: 4:00pm On Feb 04, 2025
tbrandzdpm:
a politician for the first time is making a serious point, some imbeciles on this platform are talking about irrelevant uber driver event...Nigerian youths sorry, sorry again...fools...
Very anyhow set of people
CareerRe: Ossai Ovie Success Calls Out Sound City Radio Over Presenter’s Outfit by Meteng: 12:32pm On Feb 04, 2025
O’boy, this girl is blessed and she knows it
CareerRe: Ossai Ovie Success Calls Out Sound City Radio Over Presenter’s Outfit by Meteng: 12:32pm On Feb 04, 2025
APCHaram:
What's his problem?

Those are perfect pair of tities .


I love sagging b00bs that are firm at the lower end.
You get better taste
RomanceRe: 36-Year-Old Man’s Strict Search for Virgin Wife Sparks Uproar (Photo) by Meteng: 3:05pm On Feb 03, 2025
It’s his choice, why are they criticizing him?
Foreign AffairsRe: 46 Soldiers Killed’ As Militants Attack Nigerien Military Base by Meteng: 8:25pm On Feb 02, 2025
In that area they’re supposed to be always on guard, ready for any surprise. Not to always be taken by surprise
CrimeRe: Police rescue Ebonyi lady from suspected ritualist in Abuja hotel by Meteng: 8:22pm On Feb 02, 2025
E tie am before or after knack?
PoliticsRe: Did Discos Quietly Increase Tariffs?! (Screenshots) by Meteng: 8:06pm On Feb 02, 2025
Omoapena:
No, band A ikedc...
Okay
PoliticsRe: Did Discos Quietly Increase Tariffs?! (Screenshots) by Meteng: 3:05pm On Feb 02, 2025
Omoapena:
Your is still better, I get 22units for 5k power...
I’m sure this is PHED?
PoliticsRe: US-based Nigerian Doctor Kills Self Over $15,000 Child Support by Meteng: 8:48am On Feb 02, 2025
idahme:
At his level he earns more than 30k USD monthly but can't earn anymore because his license has been seized and the Court still expects him to pay? Madness, he should have left the country for the judge and the lady
You’re very correct
Foreign AffairsRe: Federal Judge Blocks Trump Administration From Transferring Transgender Inmate by Meteng: 8:46am On Feb 02, 2025
SalamRushdie:
So this Judge prefer men pretending to be women to be in female jails impregnating women
I even hear say Bobrisky don impregnate person. Don’t know how true sha
PoliticsRe: US-based Nigerian Doctor Kills Self Over $15,000 Child Support by Meteng: 8:28am On Feb 02, 2025
The guy could have calculated the amount in naira and couldn’t handle it

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