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Celebrities › Re: I Suggested Protection, You Refused Chiefpriest Alleged Babymama Called Him Out by Meteng: 4:02pm On Apr 24, 2025
Nigga raw nwannem. Nothing sweet like thrusting raw until the consequence(s) appear
Politics › Re: Scandals: President Won’t Allow Akpabio To Step Aside, Say Senators by Meteng: 3:15pm On Apr 24, 2025
VnAhunnaPl:
Akpabio will not step down for anybody.
He should not
Food › Re: See Two Hundred Naira Mangoes In Birnin Kebbi by Meteng: 3:08pm On Apr 24, 2025
Sunshine34:
Something that is not imported,
Dem dey pay the person wey climb am in dollars o grin
Romance › Re: Finally Decided To Be A Gay by Meteng: 6:24pm On Apr 23, 2025
You go need elastic nyash for your new found habit.
Politics › Re: Governor Alia Names Singer, 2baba As Technical Adviser (Video) by Meteng: 6:06pm On Apr 23, 2025
Ladiesdoctor:
Technical adviser?

Toto Mechanic grin grin grin

Women go hear am for Makurdi
Sha no be new thing for them. They’ve been hearing it for a very looong time now
Politics › Re: Those With dreads can do business In Niger - Governor Bago Recants on directive by Meteng: 6:04pm On Apr 23, 2025
TechBaron:
That was very fast.

He didn't even allow VDM to finish setting up his ringlight.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
cheesy
Politics › Re: Religious Conflict: Afenifere Asks Police, DSS To Place MURIC Chair Under Watch by Meteng: 6:09pm On Apr 10, 2025
Always this man. Is he the only member of this organization? Not seen or heard of anyone else
Romance › Re: The Photograph Won UNICEF Photo Of The Year In 2007(photo) by Meteng: 6:05pm On Apr 10, 2025
franvincoop:
Puna wey dem still get to run FGM ontop to tighten am more?
Dey play
cheesy
Phones › Re: Stop Doing This To Your Devices! 7 Tech Tips To Avoid Permanent Damage by Meteng: 4:03pm On Apr 10, 2025
sharminator5:
U try... All you listed is not realistic
Suited for abroad people
Health › Re: Lady Dies After Overhead Water Tanks Fell On Her While She Slept (Scary Photos) by Meteng: 12:43pm On Apr 10, 2025
Yugoslavia247:
See comments of mad people below
The person wey make that comment no get sense
Politics › Re: Insecurity, Violent Deaths Reduced By 90% In Nigeria, Says NSA Ribadu by Meteng: 7:35pm On Apr 09, 2025
This one is probably living in Siberia
Romance › Re: Should I Take A Hotel Cleaner Serious In A Relationship by Meteng: 6:22pm On Apr 05, 2025
Omo, the way my cousin and I dey knack hotel waitresses those days before we marry ehn. Dem fast die!
Celebrities › Re: A 39 Yrs Old Man Who Confess That He Will Díè At 40 Because Of Money Ritual by Meteng: 5:56pm On Apr 05, 2025
Major7:
la click la bend 😁
Him no know grin
Romance › Re: The Photograph Won UNICEF Photo Of The Year In 2007(photo) by Meteng: 5:50pm On Apr 05, 2025
AllBlack:
they simply zone off their minds to remember their MENTOR and call his name before they stick their dicks in regardless of whatever the little girl is screaming and crying about.
Infact, the more she screams, the more he’ll thrust harder Those people don’t play with tight, fresh, dry puna
Romance › Re: Okk by Meteng: 5:47pm On Apr 05, 2025
Namaster:
Marrying a woman with a libido HIGHER than yours is like putting a ROCKET engine in a KEKE NAPEP.

It's MADNESS!

A monumental DISASTER waiting to unfold.

Here's why:

When it comes to fucccking, men do ALL the work.
The PUMPING and the THRUSTING are the man's job.

Meanwhile, 85% of sex for women is just LYING there. It increases to 90% when you include positions that's not technically lying down but still involves staying in a STATIONARY position.

5% is for RIDING.
The other 5% is for doing "huh, huh, huh". Or "yeh, yeh, yeh!" if she's a village girl.

The point is the BULK of work involved in sex is done by men. Specifically, by the BACK of men.

Age WEAKENS that.

A 65-year old man will NEVER be able to thrust like he did as a younger man.

Meanwhile, a 65-year old woman would still be able to LIE DOWN in bed like she did as a younger woman.

So even for a couple with COMPATIBLE libidos, the woman's libido would eventually OUTPACE the man's.

Starting at a point where she ALREADY has a higher libido would GUARANTEE that their libidos are WORLDS APART.

That's a recipe for INFIDELITY.

Best thing is NOT to marry.
Second best thing is NOT to marry at all.
Third best thing is to marry someone with a libido that MATCHES yours.

WORST case scenario is marrying someone with a libido that's LOWER than yours. She'll RATION sex like it's water in a desert.

But whatever you do, NEVER marry a woman with a higher libido.
When the man begin weak, anytime the woman see any other man wey she admire, she go begin wet and that’s dangerous because if the man mistakenly touch am, her legs don open
Romance › Re: “not About Bbeing Seductive, I Don’t Wear Pant To The Gym” – Actress Esther Nwac by Meteng: 5:39pm On Apr 05, 2025
Seeing before believing
Politics › Re: It’s A Well-organised Criminality - Governor Reacts To Attacks In Plateau by Meteng: 5:27pm On Apr 05, 2025
He will soon blame his own people and avoid the marauding fulanis
Romance › Re: Driver Caught Having Sex In Company Vehicle While Colleagues Watches Live (Pics) by Meteng: 5:25pm On Apr 05, 2025
Parizz:
I've you received head in the office b4?
No but in a lounge, yes. Full glare of everyone, in the afternoon. The girl no shame, na me even come dey shame
Politics › Re: Wike Before & After Photos by Meteng: 3:35pm On Apr 05, 2025
muyico:
fake! too much of ogogoro
They say na N7m ogogoro o
Romance › Re: Driver Caught Having Sex In Company Vehicle While Colleagues Watches Live (Pics) by Meteng: 11:05am On Apr 05, 2025
id4sho:
Female company staffs will want to nack driver tongue
Espessially if he performed creditably
Travel › Re: How I Was Able To Secure Canadian Residency In Six Months – Nigerian Woman by Meteng: 11:01am On Apr 05, 2025
Veste:
Next story will be my husband is abusive and divorced
Lol. Or,”fellow Nigerians, please don’t come to Canada, I’m passing through hell here”
Politics › Re: Oil Prices Drop: Expect Decrease In Fares, Goods, Services, Marketers Tell Niger by Meteng: 10:36am On Apr 05, 2025
In which country?
Travel › Re: Gunmen Kill Two, Kidnap 12 Passengers In Benue by Meteng: 10:35am On Apr 05, 2025
HenryThegreat1:
And master strategist is in France doing nothing over there.
He’s doing something bro. Enjoying his champagne etc
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Bans Its Staff In China From Romantic Relationships With Chinese Citizens by Meteng: 2:41pm On Apr 04, 2025
Chai! Nothing sweet like Asian puzzay. Dem don miss sad
Politics › Re: Uromi Killings: PSC Replaces Edo Police Commissioner by Meteng: 2:35pm On Apr 04, 2025
I hope they’ve replaced that policeman that threatened to kill southerners?
Politics › Re: No Mass Killings, Arson In Eha-Amufu – Bishop Olinya by Meteng: 2:33pm On Apr 04, 2025
bestman09:
So, the lives of those from Ebonyi being attacked does not matter? How can they be attacking your neighbors that you shared boundary with and you don't feel concerned because it doesn't affect you, forgetting that after killing your neighbors, it will be your turn?
And you want to tell the people to return and go to their farms even when you know that danger is lurking around? Why not use your connection with the governor in making sure that adequate security is beefed up near the said boundary?

Perhaps, he has been mobilized and settled as every Nigerian is after their own pocket!

Na waa for this bishop
He has not gone back yet o. Still planning to go back sad
Crime › Re: Pretty Teacher Arrested, Charged With Sexually Abusing 15-Year-Old Boy (Photos) by Meteng: 6:26pm On Apr 03, 2025
Fine woman but her puzzay no go sweet
Politics › Re: God has put EFCC's most wanted, others to shame, INEC did well - Natasha Akpoti by Meteng: 6:01pm On Apr 03, 2025
A little while ago she was blaming the same INEC on this same issue
Romance › Re: Famous Woman Widely Considered Attractive By Media You Do Not Find Attractive by Meteng: 4:54pm On Apr 03, 2025
Adebishow:
Natasha Apoti Uduaghan!

Old Cargo!
I don’t know wherever they found the beauty in this one
Education › Re: Man Loses N33m Meant For Studies Abroad To Sports Betting, Seeks Financial Help by Meteng: 4:46pm On Apr 03, 2025
fuckingAyaya:
Financial help from who?
Exactly
Politics › Re: Tuface, Natasha Present As Edo Governorship Tribunal Delivers Judgement Today by Meteng: 9:51pm On Apr 02, 2025
zero8zero:
Chai, who turned my own 2Baba to simp at 50yrs, dey follow woman everywhere like handbag, My God. A whole African legend. Edo toto I hail o, but this is not his first Edo babe na, Pero is from Edo too, wetin come dey happen
Power pass power sad
Politics › Re: Armed Herders Clash With Security Forces In Yenagoa Forest(video) by Meteng: 9:30pm On Apr 02, 2025
ogaemma:
Heavily armed herder's.
After killing all of them, the useless Northern Elders Forum and Northern Governor's will come out and call them hunter's.
And the useless southern governors will kneel down and beg

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