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ellechrystal:
Nope
Nigeriann I don't like talking about my tribe on social media
It's not so nice.

hian, but you instigated the tribe stuff.

ellechrystal:
Oh that's nice. Nope u didn't. ..

i supposed you are yoruba.

ellechrystal:
In other news she looks like me huh? But really dark.or I remind u of her, she must b a fine girl then.. ..cos am pretty n I know it. . A yoruba babe I suppose.

,she is prettier than you,. hope i din't hurt your ego. Am horrendous at times. she is ibo girl.

ellechrystal:
Lol. I feel she liked u n didn't know how to relay it.

.I thought exactly too,.The same with your face built,but seriously kettle-black.

ellechrystal:
Na wa o. Did she wnt extra from ur knots?
Hmm. Interesting. ..

only calling me whenever she was alone,i assumed she didn't like how i platonic i took the relationship.Asking me things only people in relationships ask,somehow how like asking for new phones whenever i replace mine,.Although i was the one that arranged for all her luggages home when she finished school,she insisted i should come but engagements was tight,.She got married and didn't tell me. After some months we encounter ourselves for the final time,she hugged me and told me how she married, as there wasn't any stringed attached,i wished her good fortunes and left.

ellechrystal:
Exactly..nice one.

but i know she wasn't really comfortable.

Friend zoned a beautiful girl for 14 good yrs now and still friend zoning her,now she is married and have kids,all my friends thought it was sexual but wasnt.There was not a night gone that we didn't see,i was even surprised about the whole ordeal because she was strikingly stunning, the step mom would leave the house for both of us,sometimea we play fight,walk side by side,eat together.she was my nest friend for most of my tennage years.Like my late sister used to say,not every gal is fvckable.Some have to be just friends.

Who knows what she committed,am going to have my own revenge on someone soon,. Nothing goes for nothing.

I love dogs more than humans,at least they won't leave your side when things go awry,.our breed is dangerous,fear humans,not animals.
Dogs = bunch of unconditional love

Idrismusty97:
Yes it is wrong. You will burn in hell forever! Why are you so cruel? Do you even realized you are reducing the pastor chances of getting a private jet or a new car?

dasparrow:
As soon as I saw the picture, I thought to myself, that is a Spitz. So Tonto's dog is actually a Finnish Spitz. I have attached a picture of this dog breed.

On a side note, Tonto has such a taste when it comes to various dog breeds. I like that.

that's not a finnish spitz. Poorly bred norqegian elkhound.Compare the round gray shaving underneath both eyes.

arcbay:
That doesn't look Norwegian elkhound to me. Norwegian elkhounds possess thick and fluffy coat and fur, and more pronounced earlobes unlike tonto's. Nice try though

ita a crossbreed of norwegian elkhound,. Examine it closely.

Seun:
Tonto Dikeh recently posted a selfie she took with her biggest dog Jazz aka Biggie:
https://photos-h.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/10748100_372542949537279_1855622367_n.jpg
Source: http://instagram.com/p/vf6YNHL4VD/
Some of the commenters said they look alike but I have no comment about that. What breed is that gorgeous dog, though?

ok seun,next time you see that dog call it Norwegian elkhound.

Take heart and be strong,not because of your current dilemma,but because of the impending predicament,handle it like a pro,. 99 % of husband with fat pocket would always cheat sometimes even no matter his religious standard,please live with it,hard truth is men are all like that. On a side note., surprisingly,some women don't see that as a headache because they've embraced the truth. Shift the attention to your kids,don't throw the stick on him,always love him and hopefully his eyes would clear BUT that cannot stop him from cheating but would remind him to put his family first.

Take heart and be strong,not because of your current dilemma,but because of the impending predicament,handle it like a pro,. 99 % of husband with fat pocket would always cheat sometimes even no matter his religious standard,please live with it,hard truth is we are all thence. On a side note.,

iamord:
Yimu.. The son is lounging one corner and planning of contesting. In nigeria the vilans are celebrated. Cos they throw some of your money at you

that blood surely runs in their line, the son might be an upgrade to his father,if thats the case then we should be very afraid.

iamord:
Yimu.. The son is lounging one corner and planning of contesting. In nigeria the vilans are celebrated. Cos they throw some of your money at you

that blood surely runs in their line, the son might be an upgrade to his father,if thats the case then we should be very petrified.

A no-nonsense man that thrive on tyranny,the way he died shattered every useless legacy he was trying to create ,.If i am a member of the family i would be very embarrassed.

Odisco2:
N20 in bayelsa state

are you serious

1miccza:
Here we go again.The number of meaningless comments has just increased by one.....

can you quote me if you see me in real life,sonofabit.ch

Oh,i thought i was alone! My ex always does that,.Its love,girls are silly,they just do crazy things,you never can tell their next move. Even my dog always stares at me at night,maybe that was love too .The mysterious thing there is i always wakes up when someone stares at me,maybe my guardian spirit at work.

HugeCock:
These JW ppl sef. Na dem worse pass. I self service & i aint g@y......Meanwhile.....

how long do they last I mean those 100g of vaseline,.

killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

Finally, a guy that thinks like me,.Why would i get married while i can hit a Billion dollars before my 40th birthday and stay cool. Lots of adoptions and baby mamas,grannies,cooks,baby sitters etc without any woman questioning my whereabouts or business mettings.The world has changed.

A 26-year-old Iranian woman, who was hanged after being convicted of the murder of the man she said tried to rape her, has left a heartbreaking voice message for her mother in the lead-up to her death. 

Reyhaneh Jabbari was hanged in a Tehran prison on Saturday morning, an execution described by human rights group Amnesty International as "deeply disappointing in the extreme". 

Ms Jabbari was convicted of killing a former intelligence officer. According to the court ruling, she stabbed the man with a pen knife, but Ms Jabbari denied murdering the former intelligence office, protesting that another man in the house had committed the murder.

By this stage, Ms Jabbari had already resigned herself to being sentenced to death, regardless of evidence given in court.

She contacted her mother in April to make sure authorities were clear that she wanted her organs donated, but realised it would be her last message to her, and therefore decided to open up about her traumatic experience of being on death row for five years. 

Ms Jabbari claimed her social status played a leading hand in her death, which she had foreseen the moment she was taken into custody

"That ominous night it was I that should have been killed," Ms Jabbari said to her mother in a message translated by Iranian activists. "My body would have been thrown in some corner of the city, and after a few days, the police would have taken you to the coroner's office to identify my body and there you would also learn that I had been raped as well.

"The murderer would have never been found since we don't have their wealth and their power. Then you would have continued your life suffering and ashamed, and a few years later you would have died of this suffering and that would have been that." 

Ms Jabbari made it clear to her mother she wanted her organs to be donated. 

"I don't want to rot under the soil," she said. "I don't want my eye or my young heart to turn into dust.

"Beg so that it is arranged that as soon as I am hanged my heart, kidney, eye, bones and anything that can be transplanted be taken away from my body and given to someone who needs them as a gift.

"I don't want the recipient to know my name, buy me a bouquet, or even pray for me." 

Read the full heartbreaking final message here: http://m.smh.com.au/world/iranian-woman-hanged-for-killing-man-who-tried-to-rape-her-leaves-heartbreaking-final-message-20141028-11ctfk.html

Galaxydon1:
she was pregnant, she died of high blood pressure

same with mine,pregnant too,. Left slightly a week ago,.Its unbearable.

“He had searched for her for 10 years and one day as he was telling his barber the story, and the barber calls his daughter in and it ends up being her,” . What a fortuitous encounter!!!

Get prepared to break out the tissues.

I experienced painful death of my sister,i know exactly how this man feels,. nothing like the memories,
cherish them!!!

The man was sitting alone at a booth, walker by his side, pleasantly enjoying a burger with a laminated photo propped up on the table with him. The photo was of his late wife, who despite passing away five years ago, still remains the love of his life.

“With everyone who approached he was happy and excited to talk about her,” Bashizaduah explained. “We found out that she was his sweetheart, his wife who passed away five years ago.”

The two love birds apparently met when the elderly man was only 17 years old, “but the war had kept them apart.”

“He had searched for her for 10 years and one day as he was telling his barber the story, and the barber calls his daughter in and it ends up being her,” Bashizaduah added of the gentleman’s touching story. “They were married instantly and it lasted for 55 years until she passed. He takes her photo everywhere.”

On one side of the laminated photo is a picture of the adorable couple sitting on a couch together, Bashizaduah recalled, and on the other side was a picture of them side-by-side when they were young.

She was so overwhelmed with the man’s kind gesture -- still eating with his wife after all these years -- that she tweeted a photo to capture the emotional moment.

The poignant photo immediately went viral with nearly 13,000 favorites and more than 8,000 retweets.
https://gma.yahoo.com/sweet-way-widower-keeps-dining-wife-193745005--abc-news-sex.html.

Gboliwe:
Well, I guess its time for me to leave this thread. The discussion has gone beyond physical into spiritism and diabolism. I am too young to dabble into such.

Goodluck to you bro.

SPIRITISM OR NOT, PROTECT YOUR DEAR LIFE!!!!!! if you see the volume of blood i saw flowing out of my knee couple of days ago,you'll be shocked,i didn't know help is in my backyard,. thank God i discovered you Mr ... i will check my blood percentage on saturday when i visit his clinic together with the cure.What haven't i done to help myself.i,ve sprinkled holy water,av stopped sexual immorality for close to 5months,read psalms all through from 35,56,91,59,109 infact i downloaded the American Standard version of psalm audio to my ipad, i would put it on throughout the whole night and day still the blood persist,i prayed all night,meditations and supplications wasn't effective although sometimes it helps to try.so implementing a cure to my problem through the use of God created herbs like garlic,kolanut,ginseng prepared and mixed together with other rare herbs is not spiritism,. i was just telling you the level of the man i work with which am prior to meeting him incognizance of.

So far,casualty report on the house is three babies,all under 1year old,i parked in on june 2011, the 9yrs is a typo mistake i coudn't edit. Financial problems aspect of the house is mixed and not fair to most people at all,around 6 out of 18 has parked out.The owner of the house is the son of one of transportation giant in the country, he now manages the business. thats all i can say,.be careful the type of house you move in,it could be the beginning of your misfortunes.

I 've read on internet and thought Ouija boards are not real,. he confirmed its reall!!! he told me with ouija board you can monitor your enemy in a mirror like tv!!. Studied medicinal plants in India,7yrs and USA 2yrs.he said he detected the house is not real through a machine he bought in india for N17m,. any information about any man would reflect on the machine,.how powerful he is,the level he operates,and vice versa,. his office is like a librarybery corporate office,imported desks and tables,many books of medicinal plants and encyclopedia of different animals,both rare plants under the ocean and on the forest..all in all,he didn't charge me any amount. he always said "spirit world controls physical".... promised to stop the problem until i park out,. i would keep you updated,i will let you know the latest on saturday when i consult him,.the world is not a place to live.

The man really opened my eyes,.he revealed the nature of his business as if am learning work from him,.discussed more than 3hrs on sunday and yesterday. everything all with proof!!!