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Crime / Re: Man Set On Fire In Katsina Outside His House (Graphic Pics) by Mettal: 4:21pm On Apr 28, 2016
Death is coming
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photo by Mettal: 11:36am On Apr 28, 2016
waxxydude:
Please mister shift away, i've seen so many comedy flicks by upcomers, forget the bigboys like bovi,ay,basketmouth,igosave.

I became a big lover of it [comic flicks] especially when i saw "e-light ent. johnny, tom-boy studio's akpors, animations from area and ajebotoons and some other brandless videos".

With good matured acting, not forcing the art, it's either it makes me smile or laugh my heart out, but when i saw those mark-angel's horror/comedy its diff. After downloading 4 Flicks, i promised myself never ever ever to see any again. LAME FELLAS
well, different strokes for different folks.
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photo by Mettal: 10:49am On Apr 28, 2016
waxxydude:
This mark-angel of a nigga, i find his flicks extremely lame, not hilarious atal.


They should improve in the act, infact most of his cast including that "denilson igwe" shouldnt be acting atal.
thats one negative comment man, everybody but U knows the guy is super talented in his field. Stop spreading defamatory remarks.
Celebrities / Re: Vic O Wants To Pay Runs Girl This Weekend by Mettal: 9:49am On Apr 28, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Hilarious Photo by Mettal: 9:44am On Apr 28, 2016
Lwkm after watching the real video

Family / Re: As A Wife, What Do I Owe My In-laws? - Hibreed by Mettal: 7:53am On Nov 22, 2015
Sometimes inlaws proofs to be a pain in the ass,. But prayers conquers all.

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Education / Re: She Played Pranks On Me But I Caught Her by Mettal: 9:32pm On Nov 17, 2015
Let sleeping dogs lie. Pretend you didn,t know. One day the right time would present itself.
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 9:16pm On Nov 17, 2015
esosa993:





metal re-read my comment its explanatory enough now
and you think I would do so :-
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 7:49pm On Nov 17, 2015
esosa993:



aha forget not all of us fall for the same trick oo, I dated one guy like that when I was a mumu back then and then last year he came back trying to get me back with the same format.... chai I para for the guy oo,the guy sef won't ever forget cos I was so angry with him to think am still that same mumu
the guy na the mumu. He failed to upgrade his formats.
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 7:47pm On Nov 17, 2015
esosa993:



sincerely I have been laughing at people's comment and its so funny... from the op's thread its obvious he's a funny guy, there's always a difference between a funny guy and a misogynist
what's your point exactly? The op is a mysogynist for asking a question.
Religion / Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Mettal: 6:51pm On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:
It wondered me too, I meant my experience yesternight!!!


I Had cause to go on a trip yesterday where I had to spend the night at a hotel.... knowing that it is not good for man to be alone, (Genesis 2:18) i had to invite someone else!!! scanning through my head i remembered the perfect lady! Suzy, Quickly i picked my phone and dialed her number. When I am in town she has always been the best company ever. I called and as usual she agreed not to leave me alone. She came that evening all excited, ofcourse she knows am gonna spoil her. After much paparazzi, we got back to the room and had great mind boggling sex. She was good! I knew it already! Once again I didn't regret my choice. We both slept off course we were worn out!

Waking up this morning, I felt her hands on mine!!! opened my eyes to see her kneeling! saying lets have morning devotion! Am like wtf#... Will God even as much as look at us? (Within me tho), well i granted her wish and she sang some worship songs and prayed earnestly even speaking in tongues with my reply always amen though feeling guilty of sins just committed.

Soon the prayers were done with and we chose to see a movie when i felt her hands on my manhood again! Before I could say jack, she's pulled and started another round of sex! I felt i had fooled myself, for crying out loud we just prayed!!! She kept on but i felt nothing rather than guilt! Am I mocking God I asked! Why the prayers and the sex over again! I got her out of me and said am done!

she felt bad but it didn't matter to me. I only knew we were being hypocritical.... So i left her this morning for church! At least to genuinely tell God how sorry i am for being a jerk! Praying and having sex....The highest form of deceit!

Who has had similar experience

Happy Sunday peeps
exactly my experience years ago bro . Nothin was missing. Girls are so hypocrit.
Religion / Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Mettal: 6:51pm On Nov 15, 2015
Oooops:
It wondered me too, I meant my experience yesternight!!!


I Had cause to go on a trip yesterday where I had to spend the night at a hotel.... knowing that it is not good for man to be alone, (Genesis 2:18) i had to invite someone else!!! scanning through my head i remembered the perfect lady! Suzy, Quickly i picked my phone and dialed her number. When I am in town she has always been the best company ever. I called and as usual she agreed not to leave me alone. She came that evening all excited, ofcourse she knows am gonna spoil her. After much paparazzi, we got back to the room and had great mind boggling sex. She was good! I knew it already! Once again I didn't regret my choice. We both slept off course we were worn out!

Waking up this morning, I felt her hands on mine!!! opened my eyes to see her kneeling! saying lets have morning devotion! Am like wtf#... Will God even as much as look at us? (Within me tho), well i granted her wish and she sang some worship songs and prayed earnestly even speaking in tongues with my reply always amen though feeling guilty of sins just committed.

Soon the prayers were done with and we chose to see a movie when i felt her hands on my manhood again! Before I could say jack, she's pulled and started another round of sex! I felt i had fooled myself, for crying out loud we just prayed!!! She kept on but i felt nothing rather than guilt! Am I mocking God I asked! Why the prayers and the sex over again! I got her out of me and said am done!

she felt bad but it didn't matter to me. I only knew we were being hypocritical.... So i left her this morning for church! At least to genuinely tell God how sorry i am for being a jerk! Praying and having sex....The highest form of deceit!

Who has had similar experience

Happy Sunday peeps
exactly my experience bro . Nothin is missing. Girls are so hypocrit.
Romance / Re: On Bad Boys And Good Guys by Mettal: 6:08am On Nov 15, 2015
Give me back my 15 minutes reading.

Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 12:25am On Nov 15, 2015
czarr:
with yo momma grin grin grin
I no support wit your mama own here oo.
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 12:19am On Nov 15, 2015
Nigerian girls misinterprets rigid sense of humour.

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Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 12:09am On Nov 15, 2015
daretodiffer:


I no dey frown undecided

You have some serious issues
yes you are right, I have been suffering from stomach ulcer.grin
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 12:04am On Nov 15, 2015
Margauxluv:
angryop s not a must to create a thread ok
Hang on I guess Ur sis Nd all d female genders related to u are fish brained s dis hw. Silly you are..


DmnIT..
chai, this fyne girl look out the thing wey you come type.
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 12:01am On Nov 15, 2015
daretodiffer:



Are the women in your family fish-brained?
I want say something bad ehh, but as I come see your face ehh, I come change my mind. *kneeling down* Good evening madam. x3. U no dey smile @all

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Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 11:52pm On Nov 14, 2015
czarr:
her own na fish brain angry grin
bomb! But be ready for what will ensue.
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 11:47pm On Nov 14, 2015
Laveda:
Really? Guess you weren't thinking straight when you created this thread.
monica, wetin be your own.
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 11:40pm On Nov 14, 2015
naughtynaughty:
chaaiii...bros beht am stil fine witout d weave nah grin
that was the reason I kept mum when it fell. My name is not bros, before I...
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 11:27pm On Nov 14, 2015
naughtynaughty:
eewooooo..*runningaway* hope no oda person saw dis eh? *stil running away*
shhh, I saw it first.
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 11:15pm On Nov 14, 2015
Girls would never wise up.its in their DNA,it has been mutated over and over through out thousands of years. Lack of adequate business adventures,socialism,and greater responsibilities,experiences,meetings, strugglings means girls are always second fiddle when it comes to outsmarting us through wisdom. Until they start doing these things,they are still way behind us.

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Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 10:59pm On Nov 14, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Like I said, I'm not a goldfish, I saw what you wrote there before you went & changed it. Come again.
you can answer jelly fish.. How do they do it?
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 10:50pm On Nov 14, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Look, if we're talking sea creatures, I Punky am no ditzy little goldfish. I'm a cetacean, a Beluga grin Now copy dat!
did you forgot I said funky. undecided
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 10:38pm On Nov 14, 2015
PunkyVeer:


What?
funky bear
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 10:35pm On Nov 14, 2015
PunkyVeer:

In your dreams!
are you?
Romance / Re: Are Girls Really Fishbrained??? by Mettal: 10:30pm On Nov 14, 2015
saying this
PunkyVeer:
YOU must have cottonwool for brains for even asking such a brain dead question.
Romance / Re: Please Help!! My House Girl Is Tempting Me Oo by Mettal: 6:45am On Nov 14, 2015
She is demon possessed. Send her away before she reduce your relationship with God. Don't chop that thing oo. Once a thief always a thief,remember.
Family / Re: Suggest A New Name For This Nairalander by Mettal: 9:57pm On Nov 13, 2015
Try. IshmaeL.
Romance / Re: Is This Problem Spiritual Or Medical? by Mettal: 9:50pm On Nov 13, 2015
Its spiritual, spiritual controls physical.thank your God you are delivered.
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Very Dirty Lady Today. by Mettal: 6:38am On Oct 25, 2015
Seculent:
My son must not say this rubbish you just posted.
please, what makes this Rubbish Your inability to explain would automatically make you a Reetard

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