You killed someone because he refused to allow you share his food with him

Anyways, you will join those guys you were tasked to make sure they remain behind bars.
Hope you've been treating them well sha, if not, your eyes go see pepper.

Enjoy

Part of the people we can call a general, the ones we have now are political generals.

Someone born in 1990 should be 34 this year not 31, then when did Qatar airways ever fly local route(Lagos-Abuja)

Kudos to Adeola, she is really excelling.

Even though Osho baba has turned to a very reckless person when it comes to talking in public, this one na cheap blackmail abeg and no sensible person should fall for it.

But come to think of it, where's Lara?

DevilsEqual:


Useless caption from a useless correspondent

Large number of people still publicly attended EDO APC rally just two days ago, this one sit down for Enugwu-Ukwu dey assume shiii

No be by chochocho,
Wear the cap enter one fuel station make your life change forever.

The way Nigerian security agencies usually end their press release is always funny.
281 prisoners held for various crimes are out there in God knows where and you're saying the incidence does not impede public safety?

The thief thief politicians and people in high places don see another opportunity to loot what's not theirs.

UEFA dey mad!

So they didn't see anything wrong when politics played a role in handing over my darling Chelsea to the businessmen currently running my club aground?

They should kukuma ban the England sef

Candidlady:


This woman should have acted that movie LION OF JUDAH

She sounds so desperate... Hopefully you don't fall again and it ends up not working...

For shame

What do ladies see in this gender set 🤔

Work on yourself... Exercise, burn those fats..

You won't die if you stay single.. the only concern ihave is those kids of yours are boys..
Pjtech

They won't die if they stay single but if we check well now, we may find out that you're not single.

But this woman gets mind o, after 3 kids, you're still looking for a man

What exactly does the op want to achieve with this? I mean she's the first lady of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, giant of Africa for that matter.
You don't expect her to use her personal money for government work na.

We the citizens need to learn how to tighten our belt and sacrifice for our leaders because they are doing everything to make sure our future is better.

Peter Obi will never be president and the obedients are going to learn a political lesson

Oga tell your officers to stop the 'begi begi' attitude in our airports..

One almost made me miss my flight 2 weeks ago because I refused to give him something, even though I knew why he was delaying me. Oga give me my passport na, he started acting like he has caught Osama bin laden.

Very crooked people.

SultanOfAbia:
No wonderrrrrrr

This na the tactics wey dey reign now
You bash person car come dey act like slowpoke.

One unfortunate bastard bashed my car and 3 other cars one Saturday night and immediately we rushed to his car. The bastard was acting like a slowpoke
Dem go dey shout open door the mumu go dey look like say him no dey speak at all.
Na so I bring spanner say make I smash his window. Na so one mumu bouncer come rush me thinking say I wan use spanner hit the idiot

Na now I come realize say na the tactics they use to avoid people beating the crap oout of them. I later go puncture him tire.
Ended up spending 60k to repair my shock absorber because of that idiot.

I for hit am that spanner for head make him brain reset

What if you end up opening his skull with that spanner?
No be see you see jail dem go dey talk?

Septagon:
Make him just die at once na

Guy guy
The fact you don't like him does not mean you should wish him death abeg

Shey this one thinks he is talking to a baby ni

So when Mr. President comes out, there are no vehicles to take him to wherever he wants to go to?
These people don see us finish and na we cause am.

Shadomaan7:
Peter Obi should get a life. Always crying more than the bereaved

More than the bereaved you say?
Need I remind you that he is a Nigerian living in Nigeria and also affected by the useless policies and decisions of the present government.

Shey na until we start to kill ourselves dey chop before you know say things are hard out there?

MadPolitician:
Not the most politically correct statement to make, but the truth is that the SOUTH WEST and the NORTH have been misruling Nigeria since July 29 1966 in the worst way possible. They like to make it look like Nigeria is a collective failure of all regions, but no! Some people wrecked this thing. From that date till today, Nigeria has generated trillions of dollars both from oil and other sources of revenue. They have had everything they would have needed to build a prosperous nation, but what do we have here? A gigantic embarrassment.

From 1970, there has been relative peace across the land untill Boko Haram reared its ugly heads mainly because of illiteracy and hunger. Lots of Nigerian professionals are scattered all over the world, and are willing to come home and help, we have arable land for agriculture etc. We have everything not to struggle so hard in life as a nation, but the political class of this two regions decided to work for neo colonialists and foreign powers, than for their people.
Its crazy. Take away Jonathan's few years in power, it has been this two alternating seemslessly, handing over the baton to each other, while the rest sits back and watch. But when they fail, they want to share the blame around.

Basically, these two regions have flagrantly mismanaged our lives and left Nigeria to be nothing but a monument to corruption and maladministration. A country that could easily have been the biggest hope of the black race, is now the biggest shame. The north and the southwest owe not just Nigerians and Africans a serious apology for their disgraceful displays while in power, they also owe the whole black race an explanation as to why they decided to turn a whole generation of black people upside down, and made them the butt of all sorts of unsavoury jokes worldwide.

This your reply just made me to reflect on a conversation I had with a Gambia just yesterday, immediately this man found out that am a Nigerian, he engaged me in a conversation and it dawned on me that Nigeria had failed Africa and the entire black nations of the world.
He was so passionate on how Nigeria is a country that the whole Africa and the blacks look up to, I mean you needed to see how this man was dissecting how the black race will benefit if only Nigeria can get it right.
We spoke for more than 3hrs and for those hours, it was songs from the likes of Olamide, Psquare, Phyno, kizz Daniel and the rest that was blasting away from the speakers nearby.
Got to my hotel room and started thinking how we got it wrong as a country if a Gambian who has never been to my country could believe in my country like this and speak authoritatively on how the black Nations could benefit from our progress.

Basicend:
How can a striker that was rated amongst the top 5 in the world just last season. . Even till now. . Be sidetracked by his club, and be offered a loan deal and with salary cut just a season after. .

Osimhen was in dark clouds throughout the last transfer window, and was heavily being influenced by powers that a strongly bent on destroying him quickly.

For me, I think it is not natural. . This case look like a spell. May be Edo people really bluetooth the guy.

He rejected a loan from Chelsea, and later went on to sign for another loan in turkey. . Is that not a hugely manipulated man?

Wetin concern Edo with Osimhen matter?
Does Osimhen himself know where he is from in Esan land? Oga him and him agent Bleep up, leave Edo people out of it

Kobicove:


Na which one come be "High service"?

That's my Yoruba brother behind that moniker

Raph82:
Bank Manager job in Nigeria is fast becoming a grace to grass job, except if you can do some dirty deals within the banking circle. Bank managers don dey ride bike now. If u know u know

Nawao bros, where you see the bank manager wey dey ride bike?

Do you even know what a BO earn in a bank talk more of someone who has grown to be a manager?

Make Una sha dey take am easy with lies, we have people in the financial institution sector here o.

Skydivine:
So disappointed. I wanted to see his whole house. They only showed us inside one of the rooms.

My Oga, wetin you wan use the whole house do

There are ladies that can do this though but the last lady that did same thing last month called me 2 days later and wanted to know where my hotel was so she could come spend the weekend 'gisting' with me.

nolamicautos:
Osimhen isn't really suited for the Premier League. He should stick with Napoli, please. As for Mikel, he should consider coaching instead of talking nonsense. Football isn't an easy game, after all. How many goals and assists did he even manage in his career? Just leave our Jackson alone—we love him.

You and who love him?
Just say you and not we.

Jackson is not a Chelsea fc material and he is lucky that our current owners are idiots themselves, someone like Jackson can't be leading our attack if Abrahimovich was still the owner of CFC.

I have never seen a docile and useless opposition like PDP or maybe Mr President is settling them behind us all because I can't just wrap my head around their sudden dumb and deaf attitude.

I hope Mr Dele's response to that guy concerning security is true because I lived in Ajelogo before and I still pass through that area sometimes, that place is terrible in terms of security and I hope enough measures are in place to secure those that will live here.

Hopefully that Estate don't become a target when Mile 12 touts start their nonsense.

Kudos to Sanwo and Oga Dele

ElohimShenRa:
Habba! Habbatically!

Their own charity does not begin in their homes. It begins in Lagos and Abuja.

That is why ALL OF THEM especially their OVERNIGHT MESSIAH - the YES-DADDY BASTARD with his FEMININE ASHAWO VOICE; ELERIBU - OMO-ALE JATIJATI IKEJI ERANKO - always rush to condemn any atrocity perpetrated OUTSIDE THEIR OWN REGION; including OBY EZEKWESILLY whose lips resemble the menstruating VAJUJU OF A PERUVIAN CHIMPANZEE.

I have never seen such despicable & hypocritical set of people in my life before.

They always turn their OKRO-FERMENTED-FLAT.HEADS in the opposite direction of the MOUNT KILIMANJARO that is happening & killing their vacuous people in their own backyard.

You cannot be cursing NIGERIA and expect TRAGEDY, CALAMITY & MISFORTUNE not to swallow you and your family members up.

Anyone of them that has not visited LAGOS will die of ATYCHIPHOBIA. Even the ones among them that travel abroad cannot return to NIGERIA without landing in LAGOS.

Yet, you see these abominable children of satan cursing & de-marketing Lagos day & night.

Foolish, dubious, despicable, loud-mouthed, cannibalistic, incestuous & criminally-minded lots!

Just take a look at how you've turned to a deranged soul on a thread that talks about lost lives and kidnapped citizens.
So if the man who is in Aso rock was doing his job, would they have been kidnapped in their own country?
Or your sick and tribalistic brain didn't tell you that it is the duty of the security agencies whose CinC is Mr president to protect all Nigerians irrespective of their tribe, states or religion?

Ozuo like you.

Abeg these guys made money with music and any other things they are involved in.

See house abeg

MasterJayJay:
Wasting time writing letter.

Divert all UK airline to Borno airport. That is the best way to send a message.

You wan open business centre for BH boys and bandits

Kaczynski:
DSS na black G Wagon or Big Benz bus with weird plate no


Inside the car , all man don mask up with M16


Just know say you don jam DSS black maria

Did you say M16?

Nah, I think DSS carries the Tavor and not M16

Kaczynski:
DSS na black G Wagon or Big Benz bus with weird plate no


Inside the car , all man don mask up with M16


Just know say you don jam DSS black maria

Did you say M16?

Nah, I think DSS carries the Tavor variance and not M16

Salewa97:
This is just a minor squabble among aides, nothing to worry about.

Tinubu is focused on delivering for Nigerians, and that’s what matters.

People should understand that communication can sometimes be mismanaged, but the president’s vision remains clear.

Let’s not lose sight of the bigger picture; unity is key!

Guy, I no jealous this your work o

You're everywhere trying to meet up with your daily target before you can be paid.
God bless your hustle brother

Salewa97:
I will tune in to hear what Mr President has to say.

I like how he allowed the insurrectionists regret their protest.

Mr Man just keep your useless mouth shut, you and your fellow e-rats here should hide your head in shame.

If they are insurrectionists as you said, then it should be a shame that they could force the President of the country to talk and address the Nation.

A uniformed and armed thief accosted and retrieved a bag of rice from an unarmed thief