₦airaland Forum

This is obviously the handiwork of enemies of rivers state. Am not accussing Bipi or Amaechi, the people doing this are just out to cause commotion in rivers and increase the polity going on in rivers. God help the people of rivers state.

Good morning freshers, happy birthday in arrears to you y2k62. You are mounted,may the good Lord raise you up above your peers. You shall live to celebrate more years to come. Enjoy yourself, its your month.

@johnmartus, this your english is superb. Pls kindly write in a language you understand, obviously english is nt ur thing.

@Demdem, if he does not sit up, i guess you and your likes here would join your party to impeach the president. I will suggest you guys hurry up with the impeachment, since its that easy to impeach.

Good morning house, its being long since i came here. Hpe you guys are doing good here. @Adex, you have been doing a wonderful job here, stickn with the thread for this long is commendable. Keep it up.

I can't just imagine Osama bin laden accusing Shekau of being a terrorist.

Hmmmm...who's that guy that said Gej need to encourage Nigerians to buy innoson cars? As a right thinking Nigerian, do you need to be told to buy made in Nigeria products?

Ghana don enta one chance, can't just imagine what Muntari, Essien and Gyan would be feeling right now. Anyway na my own consign me o, i no fit drink panadol for ghanaians headache. Naija is coming out of that group into d 2nd round.

Insult and win promo is on in Edo state. To enter, just get the governor to insult ur father,mother,sister etc and you stand a chance of winning N10,000,000. The more insult you get, the more ur chances. So hurry, offer valid while insult last.

Hmmm...Lola thank God Peter did not give up on you, so you wanted to play 'hard to get'

@kairoseki, wats similar between 64mil nd 160mil? You guys shud pls jst tke it easy on Stella. Sahara reporters has now takn it upon themselves to rubbish or sack Stella. Make una jst take am easy abeg

@boban007, you are a complete fool. Did channels shw his arrival? And talkn abt d lebanese case, ve u heard d latest abt dat case? Oponu like u.

@josssie, which part of Edo state are you from? I've not heard of the name Oshomuzameh, i only know of Osemudiame. Abeg guy no spoil my name o. #proudly4rmedostate#

Osemudiame=God stand for me. Anybody dat likes my name shud pls hit d like button.

In d course of the match, i was confused if i was watchn the right match. It was difficult for me to differenciate btwn a world cup final n a friendly match. Dat italian coach was playn wit fire, y did he introduce pirlo na? He thought he was playn Haiti.

Notn like God was on our side, we played 11 players so also wit italy. Imagin d likes of baloteli nd rosi against NPL defenders. Nigeria played ball nd u all shud stp postn nonsense lyk 'we were lucky, God was on our side' mtcheeew... Go super Eagles.

I will suggest everybody on ds thread(newly admitd) to jst 4get abt resumn ds year, if at all the strike is called off, the only studnts going back to skul are those to write exams.

Hmmmm...my presido, e be lyk say u no watch ds match o, cos if u had watch d match,mayb u wud ve asked keshi to throw ideye nd musa's bags out of our camp. Those guys dey annoy me. Anyway me don start to dey trek go brazil o,mke i fit arrive on time.

Abeg make una keep una dreams to unaselves o. Super eagles is winning today, we don't want draw talk more of a loss. Thank you 1025, He is indeed a general.

Emmanuel 'Hitman' Emenike=3goals. Ahmed 'lightening' Musa=1gl. Victor 'chief tormentor' Moses=1goal. Ogenyi 'angry wasp' Onazi=1goal. Generel Mikel Obi 'commander-in-chief of super eagles-angry forces=1gl(jara) Total=Nigeria 7-0 Ethiopia. Go super eagles.

@Mynd, stop all this your preaching, the fact is this shrine was discovered in OSUN a YORUBA STATE. Only God knows what Desola,demdem and Dayokanu would have say if it were discovered in the other side of the Niger.

Hmmm....someone startd it and now everybody is following suit.

Love the 1st and 2nd jerseys, they are cool. Keep it up bro.

Mourinho is makn a big mistake of his career, for God's sake lampard of 2008/2009 is nt d same lampard of 2013. Wats mikel nd mata doing on d bench? Gosh

TELEPHONE
CONVERSATION
BETWEEN ASO ROCK
AND MANU GARBA!
ASO ROCK:
Congratulations, your
boys
made us proud!
MANU: Thank you, your
excellency!
ASO ROCK: When are you
guys
coming?
MANU: Tomorrow sir.
ASO ROCK: Have you
confirmed if
the
cup is real Gold? ...
because I don't trust FIFA
at times,
they
may hide the real Gold and
give
you
a steel coated with Gold.
MANU: We have done that
sir...
even
one
of the players broke
one part of it and just
confirmed
that he sold it this morning
at a
United arab
Gold mine... It is original
Gold
sir!
ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat!
What
about
the 1.5 million
Dollars that FIFA gave you
guys?
MANU: It is with me!
ASO ROCK: I hope it is
complete?
MANU: I didn't count it?
ASO ROCK: Manu don't
disappoint
me.
How on earth would
someone give you 1.5
Million
Dollars
and you didn't count it in
his
Presence...
ARE YOU FAROUK?

Wat do expect 4rm a set of people dat takes codeine? No be me talk am o, na one of their member say d C in APC stands for codeine.

@orlando owoh, u ve always been a tribal bigot on ds forum. Wat is it dat u gain 4rm ds act u engage in evryday? They re killing NIGERIANS in india n u re here playn d ethnic card. My broda, hw old are you?

Hmmmm...my broda, mind d way u go abt ds issue o. I no pray mke i find myself dragn land with anybdy o. Land palava is a delicate nd dangerous game to play. Be careful bro!!!

I have a question to ask fellow nairalanders, is it that this governors don't have anything to do in their various states? Are the people in their states satisfied with their governance 2 the extent they can now abandon their sates to discuss npdp n opdp?

@Bakynes, pls read ur comment again n tell me if dat comment is coming out from a sensible person. Hw can u fund an organisatn or agency without influencn or interfering in their biz? One mre thing, wat is tourment? Is dat anoda way of spelling 'torment'?

Hw fa d meetn na? Any positive news?

@jenny, meaning they re nt going back on their promise to continue d strike? Is dat wat the man is sayn?