Reminds me of my days in unwana. Jkj and onyeneho comes to mind.

midehi2:

are you the one on your dp, u beautiful, i will invite you one day to the airport

thanks for complementing my beauty.

figo05:

Chei so u too never near airport b4? no worry God go do am for us

amen

midehi2:
1. The complainer: The passenger who demands a seat, snacks and drinks and constantly uses the call button.

2. The armrest hog also known as "The armrest dominator", the passenger that feels its their right to share your armrest.

3. The couples: This includes "the family who've never flown before" or who rarely travel, they do not have their passports ready, cannot find their tickets and cannot lock the lavatory door or find the light switch.

4. The disease sharer: The passenger that most people dread sitting next to, especially if they do not cover their mouth while coughing, or sneeze all over your food and wipe their hand on their tray.

5. The drinker: The passenger who orders a cocktail as soon as the drink cart arrives, complains about the cost,
drinks some more, and either ends up smashed, embarrassing themselves or sleep and snore loudly.

6. The easy-going passenger: Also known as "Mr. Easy going", this type of passenger is the one who is considerate to fellow passengers and air attendants and who understands that bad weather
can cause delays and that it is not anyone's fault.

7. The ill-mannered: This is the type of passenger who ignores the instructions of the flight attendants and places their
bags in the middle of the overhead compartments, and uses their phone even after the flight attendant has asked them to turn it off.

8. The luggage hog: The passenger who will do anything to avoid a checked bag and brings on too much hand
luggage, or refuses to admit that their bag is too large to fit in the overhead compartment then complains that they cannot find a space and crushes everyone else's possessions.

9. The odour offender: In the small, confined space of the cabin, smells often seem amplified. The offender is the passenger who has foul body odour as if they haven't had a shower for weeks and do not believe in deodorant.


10. The oversized passenger: The constant downsizing of the plane and seats can cause real discomfort for fat passengers. They are required to take the armrest space and most of your personal space and force you against the window or into the aisle.


11. The recliner: The recliner or "The lounger", also known as "The guy who still thinks it's okay to recline in coach" is the passenger who even though they know everyone is cramped, still reclines their seat so that you cannot even go to the toilet.

12. The sleeper: The sleeper, also known as the "guy who snores the entire flight" is the passenger who is either
snoring loudly next to you or using you as a pillow

13. The talker: The passenger who will continue to talk to you even when you have closed your eyes, put on your
headphones, started your laptop or opened your book.

14. The techies: The techies include; the "gadget guy" or "smartphone addict" who insists that they are turning their
phone off even though they are really texting; the "headphone wearer" who does not take their headphones off when the flight attendant is asking them a
question and wonders why they cannot understand what they are being asked and the headphone wearer who plays their music so loud that all the other passengers can hear it.

15. The toilet goer: The toilet goers also known as "people with weak bladders", are those who spend most of their time walking up and down the aisles to go to the toilet...lmao.


oya start confessing the category you belong to....


figo05 confess, don't just lie...

I never even near airport all my life. How I wan use add

free2ryhme:

This opinion is too lame


How can u do contribution with someone you don't know and no trace.

Not smart at all

with the rate of globalization and technology,I do not think my opinion is totally lame.

Seun:
I hereby propose to create a new rule that forbids anyone from asking for money for money - especially investments and donations - on Nairaland later today. The enforcement of this rule will completely block the activities of many scammers. Any objections?

the rate of joblessness in 9ja is becoming alarming,we as a forum should create room where interested and reliable minds can join for weekly contribution(AkAwo or turn by turn contribution) with this,we can drive away poverty and careless spending to an extenT.





My bedroom opinion shay!!!

My profile picture hairdo rocks most.

Women and money are like baked eBa and ofe uha.

TOday na my birthday o. Join me thank God

omicron:
Hi,

Vaginal discharge accompanied by a fishy smell is very indicative of Bacterial Vaginosis. That is what the Gynae must have treated you for.

It is likely that you are pregnant, going by the faintly positive PT. Brown discharge can normally be seen in very early pregnancy too. Are you ttc, and have you had miscarriages before?

Ventolin, which is used in late pregnancy to subside premature contractions/labour, has no place for such use in early pregnancy.

Do a serum PT tomorrow, or a scan next week.

Also let your gynae know for a likely review of your medications.

All the best.

thanks

Mine is tomorrow!!!

Keneking:
Too bad

Why is that the MODs purposely send any tribe bashing thread to the front page. How come this one relating to the South West is making the front page. What is the intention? Is it to make us a laughing stock?

Despite our contribution to the GDP of Nigeria of which we are a major financer of key investments in the country in fact our hospitable nature is unparalleled and unmatched ....I need responses please.

retrieve ur brain from Baba ijebu and make use of it. Anus is never meant for reasoning.... Bed-bug.

kathyekiti:

My friend, a calendar does not show when you ovulate. Your body does not recognize our calendar. You have to create one based on the days of your cycle and then you will be able to figure out your ovulation day

doc good day! Thank God for the kind work and solution,advice u are offering in this forum. Pls I want to relate this problem to u. I Had my menses on 15th of August, after it,I had intercourse with my husband on my ovulation day as calculated aCcording to answers u supplied to people in this forum, I followed it, after about a week and,I discovered I was having high discharge accompanied with fishy odour,I met a gynacologist, he ran some test and started treament for infection. When I took the first injection on 8th of Sept, I discovered I had some blood stained wen I wanted to wee,the blood was so light,it contineued but the color is somehow dark brown and wen I clean inner vagina,I will notice little dark blood will stain the tissue paper. I decided to use HCG to test for pregnancy which came out positive. The positive line is so faint. I have discontinued the injection intake,but I still see slight brownish blood. a nurse prescribed ventoline,but am skeptical about taking it. pls what could be possible solution or is it normal? thanks in anticipation

nedu213:
Can I hav ur contact Miss?

hahahahahaa!

So 4ni


Morrow is my Bday,like if happy for me and share if wishing me more years!!!

Good development...

Morrow is my Bday. Ur likes and share worth more than moet popping

Morrow is my Bday,,,,fellows ur likes and share worth more than moet popping!!!

Morrow is my bday...fellows ur likes worth more than moet popping

Zoology good for u

Since at this age u still confuse and clueless like the last otuoke man standing.



Follow ur mind

Saclux paints
Chairman----------------HRM Eze Samuel O. Irechukwu MD(son)------------------prince emeka irechukwu

The man be like


How can I take this room and parlour to my aready room and parlour?

11. Some bEgin vex for course rep wey chop their money for sorting

12. Some will sit up and curtail some friends

13. Some will say even LADY F wey no sabi anything cleared her papers. nawao!!!

Nice one



Believe in God alone

Nice collection dear

Jhenny:
not hating jare. Leave me

frustration


Take it somewhere else!!!

Wailers all over

ladyF:
Na wa o. They should be nabbing them one by one

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

everytime its lady fail again.



Na watin self!!!!

Southeast dey vex. 5% in manifestation.

Chidinma keep forming hard to get until ur parent put u on OXL. Menopause is real o! Ada is a gal no be every year talk.

May we not encounter such deaseas in Jesus Most Precious Name, Amen.

Seun pls do justice to this my post for the first time.

NYSC ORIENTATION CAMP PREPARATION
Youths Obey the Clarion Call!!!!!!

MIND PREPARATION
You need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, it' s a camp and not your house! Just be ready for anything....

ITEMS YOU WILL NEED
1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (10 pieces)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please).

NB: Get 5 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above along with originals...
2. Important Ones ( For your Convenience)
a. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be given two sets but may not be enough for you in 3weeks).
b. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes or canvass.
c. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
d. A plastic bucket (You can buy it in the camp) and a permanent marker.
e. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
f. Bedsheet, towel and two pairs of casual wear, (and a mosquitoe net if you feel like) Just have them for Sundays and Fridays.
g. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
h. Small-sized Torchlight/ Rechargeable lamp (small one please)
i. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup and spoon. Fork is not allowed
j. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me
k. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash depending on how you spend...

GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress!!!

SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They dont want u to bring in prohibited items like iron, knive, heater, fork etc.

REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/ bedspace. Then the paper registrations proper. Make everything ready. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly...

YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to write your State Code Number on them. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food

DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will leave camp...

THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/ marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One...

YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 4:00am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground at 5:00am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. Till the day breaks finally, breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday...

SOLDIERS
Hmmm, Obey them pls. They can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call u. Dont prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway. Be wise!!!

ALLOWEE
Your first allowance will be given to you in the camp cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will get Bicycle Allowance.

PHOTOGRAPHY
Photographers are ready to snap you every minute. Manage your cash...

NOW, YOU ARE ABOUT GOING OUT OF THE CAMP YOUR POSTING
You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corpers, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics, colleges, ministries and parastatals.

Please! Don't lobby for your posting. Don't pay ANYBODY for assistance. Pray rather than pay... Receive the shocking or expected posting as you receive your letters with joy. It's a clarion call to service; that's what we call it....

GOING OUT: TRANSPORTATION
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA.
Please, when you leave the camp, 'home-sweet-home' ­ will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp, but please, don't go home straight. Please!
Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their work places... Commercial transporters will likely be available at the gate too...

ACCOMMODATION
You don't know anybody in Gusau, Awka, Jalingo or Ekiti! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Muslim Corpers' Association of Nigeria (MCAN) and Nigerian Christian Corpers Fellowship(NCCF) will give you a TEMPORARY accommodation pending the time you will HAVE TO GET YOURS. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room... Many of them don't give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first 'allowee' which you received in the camp is already going down!!!

REGISTRATIONS
This is why you don't have to go home straight. Your registration at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to, is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of a Corper's cup of tea. You may begin to have problems with your subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home...
Corpers weeee!!!!!! Answer, waaaaa!!!!!
Source: NYSC website

Te deum ladamus of Anglican and Catholic
We praise Thee, O God, we acknowledge Thee to be the Lord. All the earth doth worship Thee, the Father everlasting. To Thee all angels cry aloud, the heavens and all the powers therein. To Thee cherubim and seraphim continually do cry: Holy, holy, holy, Lord God of hosts. Heaven and earth are full of the majesty of Thy glory. The glorious choir of the apostles praise Thee. The admirable company of the prophets praise Thee. The white-robed army of martyrs praise Thee. The holy Church throughout all the world doth acknowledge Thee, the Father of infinite majesty, Thy adorable, true, and only Son. And the Holy Spirit, the Comforter. Thou art the King of glory, O Christ. Thou art the everlasting Son of the Father. Thou, having taken upon thee to deliver man, didst not disdain the Virgin’s womb. When Thou hadst overcome the sting of death, Thou didst open the kingdom of heaven to all believers. Thou sittest at the right hand of God, in the glory of the Father. We believe that Thou shalt come to be our Judge. We pray Thee, therefore, help Thy servants, whom Thou hast redeemed with Thy precious blood. Make them to be numbered with Thy saints in glory everlasting. O Lord, save Thy people, and bless Thine inheritance. Govern them and lift them up for ever. Day by day we bless Thee. And we praise Thy Name for ever, yea for ever and ever. Vouchsafe, O Lord, this day to keep us without sin. O Lord, have mercy upon us, have mercy upon us. O Lord, let Thy mercy be upon us, as we have hoped in Thee. O Lord, in Thee have I hoped, let me not be confounded for ever.