Afolak:
I av written the test this morning.The quiz is in 3 format
1.Npower teach questions(English and current affairs)
2.Database,programming,networking proficiency
3.Animation and graphics.
N.B-If u are not schedule to write the test immediately, u will be given a specific date and time.Login and write the test at dat specified date.
All the best.

obj abi theo?

Lytech:

BUHARI WILL KNOW NO PEACE is an understatement... Currently peace is far away from him...

Am very sure he is ready to give away power in exchange for his health...

But the wicked will not go unpurnished....

Buhari will neither die nor get healthy.

God go punish u if buhari die without me getting npower money for once. Buhari shall live.

LePrezident:


And since when was marriage and/or childbirth a competition or achievement?

my dear na achievement o! Children are investment to the parents if ur unaware.

dominique:
I think she just gave birth in the before photo, that's why she was a bit busty

what about the birth make in after pic. to me the after is b4 while the b4 is after.



Food for vaseline crew.

1 out of 99.99 talking

YOKE OF TURN BY TURN BROKEN
Today's scripture luke 23:43 says:"And Jesus said unto him, verily I say unto thee,today shalt thou be with me in paradise."The key today is "TODAY" just imagine a common criminal who had been condemned to death entering paradise before many of the saints of old. The saints of old had laboured and served the Lord in tears and pain,yet this thief entered paradise without any such divine labour and sacrifice. All he did was to simply believe in the Lord in his last few minutes on planet earth. And he had a smooth sail to paradise! He did not have to fast for 40days and night like moses!he did not have to go to jail like Daniel! He did not have to fight dangerous enemies or jezebel like Elijah,He did not have to pass through the fire like the 3Hebrew children. He did not have to write prophetic psalms of worship like DAVID who also had to hide in caves from saul. He did not have to confront wicked HAMAN like Mordecai did in a "bloody battle" He did not have to build any art like Noah. He did not walk in earthly holiness like Enoch nor did he have to sacrifice any son like Abriham after a long wait of half a century. Yet, this man entered paradise the same day as these saints! Is God fair?oh!Indeed,FAVOUR IS NOT FAIR!

HOlY GHOST wants you to know that He Is planning to TAKE YOU FROM THE QUEUE! What would have happened if this man had to wait till the better saints who had died years before him,went to paradise before him? That means he would have waited in the queue till it was his turn. NO!but the Lord took him out of the yoke of TURN BY TURN and chain of WAITING IN THE QUEUE! As you are reading this in this very minute,may you experience deliverance from the YOKE OF TURN BY TURN and the LORD shall do a new thing that will take you out of the queue! You will have to wait no more. The Lord will turn the Delay and u will hear the word TODAY. He will change the rule for your sake and cause you to OVERTAKE those ahead of You. You are coming out of the chain of turn by turn. May the Lord bless your day. Amen. Share.

Locally made viqueens everywhere..... With empty brain.

Amechi wen is ur due date? Owowo celebration loading.

Its an educational game of the week. Let a word stands for abbreviation and give the meaning



POOR------ passing over opportunity repeatedly
SIN---------- simple instruction neglected.
PPPPP(5ps)------- proper planning prevent poor performance.

Its open for all.......enjoy!

mynd1:
U no shame say vegetable is ruling over ur sorry ass

no mind d toso. May our president return in sound health. Amen

NwaAmaikpe:

Nwa bidoro akwuna n'oge

na ur comment dey make me come nl. I no fit define u.

NwaAmaikpe:

No hope for honesty in Nigeria..
First of all, That corper is over 30years,
Secondly, His macho is nothing to write home about. Shame!!! He just rubbed his body with groundnut oil for effects.

I only come on nl just to read ur comment and post.

Keep deceiving urself.

pocohantas:
...Yes, I love women. I consider the saying 'women hate themselves' a dumb statement.
...I don't stalk my ex.
...I don't watch porn.
...What do you mean by playing with ones body?
...Yes, I love to dance when I am alone, but with my clothes on.
...Sorry, I don't envy men.
...No, I don't love to know my man's secrets. I ask the necessary questions and respect his privacy.
...I love gifts, mustn't be expensive. One of my most cherished gift is a bespoke notepad from my ex. I love writing and he got me something that served that purpose.
...I love love letters, unrepentant romantic. I don't know what's more fascinating, the words or just seeing my lover's handwriting.
...I don't obsessively think about the past, except something reminds me of it.
...I am not an obsessive shopper.
...I love my man's attention, attention being communicating regularly and showing love as at when due, but don't be all up in my face.
...Yes, hormones!

forget yans. Na u do pass.

Waiting for nwaAmaikpe to define ambode according to encyclopedia

I rather be olodo and be richer than wizboy than.........

Beauty without brain suffers the pussy most.

Edoga should be blamed. Prof. Francis otunta remains the best VC. Every vc will want to help his people and that is exactly what he is about to do.

[quote author=jjjjj2017 post=57912960]NAIRALAND WITH SENSELESS TOPICS THESE DAYS!

WHAT LESSON DO YOU WANT USER TO LEARN FROM THIS SENSELESS STORY BETWEEN AN UNREPENTANT HARLOT DIVORCED HER CON ARTIST BABY DADDY?

NONSENSE[/qu. a've leant a lot my dEar. No be person wey first start race dey finish am... After all d push present and present push,she finally pushed herself out.

Op show us a sample

There are some type of blood groups that affect new born babies. If u are' 0' negative,ur baby tend to die unleSs u take rogan and that is if u discover ur blood group in time. Nothing like going an coming child(Abiku) or ogbanje. Cos ogbanje is nnamdi kalu language while abiku is fashola language.

1....Baron 2.....Senator 3......Jaguar 4.......Base

Vaseline crew over to u.

engrsyer:
O! You feel wetin I dey feel? Abeg when we dey start na?

I hear say na 2025 we go start o!

engrsyer:
Congratulations! I have successfully applied for Npower with ref ID......

When are we starting clearing and work?

My bodi dey hot

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaham my own body dey tori me,I fit get belly this night

[quote author=luvlycool post=57564446][/quote]my dear u are right

[quote author=ITbomb post=57277536]Full Guide on how to apply for the NPower Teach Volunteer Corp

What you need:>>

1. SSCE, Degree certificate for graduates
2. Bank Verification Number (BVN)
3. NYSC Discharge Number For Graduates (The one on the top corner of your discharge certificate)
4. Scanned copy of NYSC discharge certificate For Graduates
5. Curriculum Vitae (CV) in Word format
6. Clear Passport photographs (preferably with red background)


I registered for npower today but there was no provission for all this requirement stated above. Pls clarify me.

My God will pick my call soonest. May God continue to flourish ur life.

OtemAtum:
Thief celebrating with the money of the gullibles.
Happy birthday to you. Wishing you Long Life unconditionally, but pls #Freethesheeple

respect God

NwaAmaikpe:

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That is totally wrong..


She just violated her housemaid's privacy by searching her bags without a police search warrant.


The housemaid is even kind, me I will not take your paper photograph to my native doctor, I will snap you nude when you are bathing.


Wicked woman

fans y una dey even like this nwaAmaikpe comments self? This guy get brain tumor. Always comment trash

Temptee101:
Cockroach. Your first, second and third paragraphs just don't add up. They are so insanely put. So i ask how did you manage to escape being aborted?

u are very wicked.... U don kill me with laughter