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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerians Will Employ A Chef & Turn Him Into Nanny, Gateman, Others For N17,500 by mezebel(f): 5:20pm On May 05, 2023
the best hotel in umuahia,Murphy MANSION,pays their workers 25k,they resume duty by 8am in the morning and leaves 11am the next day. no staff food, late payment.




more like a painted sepulchre

employing and sacking like kilode
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I Need Advise On Any Soft Skills To Do As A Side Hustle by mezebel(f): 10:07am On May 05, 2023
Xlogistics:



Yeah. I used a particular veg mix and fruits and it worked like magic bro, I detailed down my recipe on and method of preparations. Soft copy goes for 400 naira only. Instant delivery
tinubu loyalist spotted....

u don smoke miapy
Events / Re: Chukwuebuka Remigious Weds Uchenna Racheal (Photos) by mezebel(f): 9:46am On May 05, 2023
Patrickyemi:
Omo that’s a nice one. Long life. Omo before you marry make sure you have multiple streams of income o. Do you know you can start a YouTube channel today and start making money in usd before December? Mention me if interested
I am interested
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I Need Advise On Any Soft Skills To Do As A Side Hustle by mezebel(f): 1:59pm On May 04, 2023
Xlogistics:
Start a YouTube channel, thank me later


Meanwhile any man who is suffering from Erectile dysfunction your cure is here. With only fruits and veg you can 100 percent fix yourself.


Mention me for the cook book,
please can you put me through?
Politics / Re: Prof Osunbor: No Place In Constitution That Says You Must Score 25% In FCT by mezebel(f): 7:02am On Apr 15, 2023
JDistribute:

The man clearly explained, so you never still understand, or you want write your own law grin

Does it make any sense to you, that Abuja voters will be classified as special?
why is English and maths made special and a most credit score in waec,neco,GCE and others?



what do you know about conjunction?
Health / Re: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by mezebel(f): 7:03pm On Apr 14, 2023
[quote author=Sticooooooo post=122509397][/quote]go to any heart to heart centre nearest to you for pep arv
Investment / Re: Paxful: Bitcoin Platform Shuts Down - Ray Youssef by mezebel(f): 7:45am On Apr 06, 2023
OChimex:


Shut up poor criminal. You dey your dirty Nigeria in a filthy mosquito infested face me I face you dey tell me wetin dey happen for America wey I dey?

Dirty criminal take your phone and google highest crypto owners….
If you don’t know, those few rich Americans like Musk is just making money off you poor greedy criminals from developing countries
Sick poor cursed soul




you wey stand for ariara market de sell second hand bra de claim amirika, make titi wey you de owe no hear am o
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Another Unbelievable Phone Conversation Is Coming - Joe Igbokwe by mezebel(f): 8:25pm On Apr 05, 2023
any how una want am,my daddy is an epitome of love. he is loved by everyone, na only goalless fools despise him


but wait o
na soso same fools of old Granny's with their useless propaganda we go de see every 8yrs

youths be wise this time
they have toyed with our destiny too much
8yrs is too much to allow another bunch of fools into the same pattern
Politics / Re: Peter Obi And Bishop Oyedepo Leaked Audio By Peoples Gazette by mezebel(f): 8:05am On Apr 02, 2023
APC bunch of fuuls

peoples gazet by foot
they will not leak conversation of money laundering, high level of corruption, mc Olomou power house, na to de scratch ground de find fault against sane peoples choice


otulated folks
Politics / Re: Eze Fredrick Nwajagu Arrested For Threatening To Invite IPOB To Lagos by mezebel(f): 4:13pm On Apr 01, 2023
MSGAMBLE9:
Una father's already tasted Yoruba bayonet in Ore where the Coward Ojukwu (coveting Lagos) impaled his best troop and ran with tail between his legs from Edo, Delta and out of Biafra to Fiesty Gen. Adekunle men's.

Chest-beater feeling funky. Awon second class Citizen.

you still de yan den say


keep envying Igbos achievements in Lagos
na amadioha and ekeleke old umuahia go destroy una if una dare touch my people

otulated and amuted beings
Politics / Re: Court Freezes All Abia State Government Accounts In 27 Banks by mezebel(f): 12:13pm On Apr 01, 2023
abobote:
I don't support this move, the governor still have about 2 months, allow him to finish his tenure, then you probe him after his tenure.

Now that the accounts are frozen, is the government going to be standstill till the handover? How about salaries of workers
I guess you are not in Abia
this man employed more than thousands of people, filled every offices
something he did not do for 8yrs

when otti fails to meet up with salary payment, people will be calling him bad governor.


he is trying to frustrate otti
Politics / Re: Eze Fredrick Nwajagu Arrested For Threatening To Invite IPOB To Lagos by mezebel(f): 11:54am On Apr 01, 2023
imagine fearfear ofe nmanu don de get mouth where Igbo man de


Hausa no go help una when the main thing start



keep chest beating
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday To Me. This Is How God Transformed My Life by mezebel(f): 6:25am On Mar 31, 2023
happy BIRTH day sir

JOKWA O.
Politics / Re: Fasoranti To Adebanjo: It’s Illegal To Assert Obi Won Presidential Poll by mezebel(f): 4:24pm On Mar 30, 2023
BIZNess123:
grin
Before you can win any presidential election in Nigeria. It's either you clear NW, NE , NC and either of the SW ,SS or SE..

Or

You clear SW,SS,SE and NC (2011 Jonathan)

Or at least clear 3 geopolitical zones convincingly,with measurable vote from the other zones...


Obi only won 2 (SE,SS) and lost woefully in 3 SW,NW and NE...



Anything aside these forget it..

before you waec is declared satisfactory, you must have credit in English and maths,most especially, English
constitutionally, you must have 25% votes from fct,even when you 999% votes from every states.
Romance / Re: Lady In Shock After She Got Dumped By Boyfriend For Not Flushing The Toilet by mezebel(f): 4:15pm On Mar 30, 2023
display the real picture, it must be Nancy my formal nebo very beautiful, but dirty.



I mean very dirty
Politics / Re: I’ll Build The Country Of Your Dreams - Tinubu On His 71st Birthday by mezebel(f): 6:15pm On Mar 29, 2023
anus can never produce pleasant smell
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Raping 9-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by mezebel(f): 6:11pm On Mar 29, 2023
ndi ofe nmanu de shame to add the modafaka name.


wicked and drugified beings
Politics / Re: Meet Old Mama Who Didn't Sleep Till Tinubu Was Announced Winner (video) by mezebel(f): 6:06pm On Mar 29, 2023
fake bishop endorsement episode two
insomnia ki u dere
Religion / Re: What My Husband Did When I Told Him That I Had A Miscarriage - Faith Oyedepo by mezebel(f): 10:27am On Mar 28, 2023
seed of faith,
testimony offering
offering box go don full de run over with money to purchase the faith.


go and get me my food when you are in pains



Some God of men self

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Politics / Re: CCTV Footage Of Moment Victim Walked Into UK Police Station To Report Ekweremadu by mezebel(f): 1:53pm On Mar 27, 2023
Simplythebest:
Your hatred for Igbos have affected your sense of reasoning.
which hatred,,,so we should clap for ekwere amu abi. good for him
Politics / Re: Keyamo: LP ‘Riling Up’ Nigerians Against Judiciary Over Presidential Election by mezebel(f): 9:54am On Mar 24, 2023
smokinloud:

Atiku is not attacking anyone, he's supporters are not calling for interim government.
He did not make any statement that Nigeria has no president-elect!.



do we have president elect before?
Politics / Re: We Won An Election Before Without Peter Obi - Alex Otti by mezebel(f): 9:50am On Mar 24, 2023
IduNaOba:
Enyioko I jiskwa ya obe ahụ. Otuna we fuchiri ozu mbalarị we, anyị nganụ ihu otu nwhe ga ịnụ gboo! Ogwe anyị adị nnu anyị mbụ Dede Ihe oma emeerela abịa wo!
Dede NNE ino on point

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Family / Re: Is Spanking A Child Good Or Bad? by mezebel(f): 9:05am On Mar 23, 2023
woginid967:
My sister's 7 years old daughter washed my iphone 8 that Year and soaked my air Jordan in omo filled water....

I didnt spank, beat am like thief.

Nonsense
jahahahahajah

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Politics / Re: FCT 25% Requirement: Olisa Agbakoba Saw This Coming by mezebel(f): 11:14am On Mar 22, 2023
FOLYKAZE:
INEC has declared the winner already so Festus Okoye was right with his response. Anyway the matter is in court already, we shall see to it if INEC decision is right or wrong



what do you know about constitution?
Politics / Re: Abia House Of Assembly Seats: PDP 11, LP 9, YPP 2, APC 1. 1 Inconclusive by mezebel(f): 6:05pm On Mar 21, 2023
fergie001:
The Abia State Assembly comprises A 24-member Parliament

ABA CENTRAL STATE CONSTITUENCY
Akachukwu Stephen Ucheonye (LP) leads - Declared Inconclusive

ABA SOUTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Emmanuel Emeruwa (LP)✓

ABA NORTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Destiny Akaraka Nwangwu (LP)✓

AROCHUKWU STATE CONSTITUENCY
Ukoha Michael Onyekwelu (APC): 2963
Uchenna Kalu Okoro (LP): 7197 ✓
Bonny Emeka Austin's (PDP): 2585

BENDE NORTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Nnamdi Ibekwe (PDP)✓

BENDE SOUTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Hon Emmanuel Ndubuisi (PDP/incumbent)✓

IKWUANO STATE CONSTITUENCY
Boniface Ndionyenma Isienyi (LP)✓

ISIALA NGWA NORTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Uruakpa Innocent Chiedozie (LP): 8750
Ugochukwu Collins Iheonunekwu(PDP): 20402✓

ISIALA NGWA SOUTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Rowland Chinwendu Ceaser (PDP)✓

OHAFIA NORTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Mandela Egwuronu Obasi (PDP/incumbent)✓

OHAFIA SOUTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Nwoke Kalu Mba (LP)✓

ISUIKWUATO STATE CONSTITUENCY
Lucky Johnson (PDP)✓

OBINGWA EAST STATE CONSTITUENCY
Solomon Chijioke Akpulonu (PDP/incumbent)✓

OBINGWA WEST STATE CONSTITUENCY
Onwubiko Victoria Dibumma (LP): 3028
Erondu Uchenna Erondu Jnr (PDP): 13769✓

UGWUNAGBO STATE CONSTITUENCY
Chijioke Uruakpa (PDP)✓

UKWA EAST STATE CONSTITUENCY
LP: 1942
Lewis Chinemerem Obianyi (PDP) 2370✓

UKWA WEST STATE CONSTITUENCY
Uzochukwu Noble Ahuronye: APC (1535)
Ikechukwu Kelechi Nwankwo: APGA (1811)
LP (1650)
Godwin Adiele (PDP/incumbent): 5175✓

OSISIOMA NORTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Nwogu Iheanacho (YPP)✓

OSISIOMA SOUTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Fyne Onyekachi Ahuama (YPP)✓

UMUAHIA CENTRAL STATE CONSTITUENCY
Chinasa Anthony (LP): 11222✓
Ugochukwu Steve Uchegbu (PDP): 2656

UMUAHIA EAST STATE CONSTITUENCY
Austin Okezie Meregini (LP): 7189✓
Kelechi Nwakodo (PDP): 2319
Innocent Chimezie Nwachukwu (YPP): 3679

UMUAHIA NORTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Akaliro Anderson (APC): 3079✓
Ugochukwu Ezeocha Kenneth (PDP): 2258
Asiegbu Nnaji Obed (YPP): 2064

UMUAHIA SOUTH STATE CONSTITUENCY
Emeka Jacob-Obioma(LP)✓

UMUNNEOCHI STATE CONSTITUENCY
Ume Mathias (LP)✓
what about onyedi okwulehe of APC umuahia North?
Politics / Re: 2023 Abia Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by mezebel(f): 5:53pm On Mar 18, 2023
JohnGainsville:
Abia State Itaja Amaegbu 017 ward Olokoro
GOVERNORSHIP
LP - 150 APC- 15 PDP- 16 NNPP- 5 APGA- 9 APP - 2 YPP- 4 ADC - 2 AA - 2 ADP - 1 VOID - 2
HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY
APGA- 59 PDP - 39 APC - 14 LP - 94

make jerry win o he is really working

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Politics / Re: Buhari Signs 16 Constitution Amendment Bills Into Law by mezebel(f): 10:13pm On Mar 17, 2023
can someone interpret no6 for me
could it be the autonomy my brother is praying for because he works with the state judiciary.
Business / Re: CBN Bars Agents From Using Pos Terminals For Transactions by mezebel(f): 9:23pm On Mar 15, 2023
emefele imefele abeg,u don do pass

kuku kill us

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Politics / Re: What Did Buhari, Emefiele New Naira Notes & Cashless Policy Achieve? by mezebel(f): 8:40am On Mar 14, 2023
its purely a test of faith.
it causes severe pain to those who trust in money more than anything
it is a casting down for some people and a lifting up to many
kidnap with ransom is reduced minimally
vote buying is curbed
more value to naira and bad market to yahoo child


semi prototype of Antichrist
some don already sell their soul for naira when end time never reach.

China used covid to test run
Russia and ukrain de test run their own Antichrist
naija own come worst
money and religion. Muslim Muslim


but in all



THOSE THAT TRUST IN THE LORD SHALL BE LIKE MOUNT ZION WHICH CANNOT BE SHAKEN BUT ABIDETH FOREVER
Politics / Re: Court Sentences Idris Yahaya, Yobe Auditor-General To 5 Years In Jail For Fraud by mezebel(f): 8:22am On Mar 14, 2023
one out of millions fraudulent morons in demo
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot: I Apologise For Calling Everybody Children by mezebel(f): 9:59am On Mar 11, 2023
sekundosekundo:
wink

My worry is not calling us "children" but how a FOOLgrown man will commission a wooden bridge and a toilet as a constituency projects.

I don die for laugh
this can't be true
Politics / Re: Soludo: Non APGA House Of Assembly Members Will Not Have Access To My Office by mezebel(f): 9:01am On Mar 11, 2023
SmartProf:
You may not even have an office again cos you may be impeached by them. The kind of democracy we practice in this country is very animalistic.
anomalistic ke, animals get sense pass our democrazy,if you doubt, go to the ANT and lean from them

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