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Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by Mfonbah(m): 6:00am On Aug 25, 2023
How do u know she's not into lesbianism?
Those people doesn't have any sexual feelings for opposite gender o
Phones / Re: Nairalanders, Lets Follow each other On Instagram!! by Mfonbah(m): 7:06am On Mar 28, 2017
@mfonbah
Romance / Re: Wooing A Girl: My Experience In Buses by Mfonbah(m): 10:17am On Dec 21, 2015
softappless:
well my tfare has been paid 4times by four different ladies on seperate occasions, they all occured when i was in AGOFURE park in lagos, miletwo in particular, so i wanted to board a bus to delta state, at first i went into d bus just to relax without buying my ticket, so i started a conversation with a beautiful lady standing outside the driver's seat, it was fun talking to her so she left and came back with two tickets, gave me one, mehnn i was suprise and both of us ended up as close friends, these sceneros have happened on four different occassions, the last one was at Ajah in lagos when i took a bus to delta state too.
softappless:
well my tfare has been paid 4times by four different ladies on seperate occasions, they all occured when i was in AGOFURE park in lagos, miletwo in particular, so i wanted to board a bus to delta state, at first i went into d bus just to relax without buying my ticket, so i started a conversation with a beautiful lady standing outside the driver's seat, it was fun talking to her so she left and came back with two tickets, gave me one, mehnn i was suprise and both of us ended up as close friends, these sceneros have happened on four different occassions, the last one was at Ajah in lagos when i took a bus to delta state too.
softappless:
well my tfare has been paid 4times by four different ladies on seperate occasions, they all occured when i was in AGOFURE park in lagos, miletwo in particular, so i wanted to board a bus to delta state, at first i went into d bus just to relax without buying my ticket, so i started a conversation with a beautiful lady standing outside the driver's seat, it was fun talking to her so she left and came back with two tickets, gave me one, mehnn i was suprise and both of us ended up as close friends, these sceneros have happened on four different occassions, the last one was at Ajah in lagos when i took a bus to delta state too.
kai...guy u can lie.
Phones / Re: Android Bbm Group. Drop Your Pin...were You Can Solve Your Issues... by Mfonbah(m): 7:56pm On Dec 07, 2013
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Culture / Re: Do You Know The Names Of Basic Colours In Your Local Language? by Mfonbah(m): 9:30pm On Sep 27, 2013
In Ibibio:
White- Afia
Black- Abobed
Green- Awawa
Red- Ndaidad
Mak I c my grandma,I d com
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by Mfonbah(m): 8:21am On Aug 22, 2013
mine is No.8. shekina
Romance / Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Mfonbah(m): 8:04pm On Jul 02, 2013
drnairalov: EX_ i wud be travelling to abuja 2day to get some things frm ma uncle.send me like 6k..went to her school d nextday 4 sumthings, suprisingly saw her coming frm a rangerover sport. while me waz driving in2 d skul in ma small ride,

me- who is dat??
she - (shocked) aww sweerie what u doing here?? anywayz dats ma dad, ddnt know he waz coming to see me self
me - *giggles Oh!! really, thought u said u were goin to Abj yesterday
She-err! i changed ma mind dear...we had an important test this morning!!!


tho havent seen d fada bfo but chick forgot she told me her father waz a non teaching staff in U.I

i collected ma transport moni nd broke up sha...it still hurts *end of story

*morals of d story all dem uncles gals say dey ve, re probably secret lovers
thank God u collected ur money back...smart of u!
Jokes Etc / Funny Quotes By Some Of Our Leaders by Mfonbah(m): 5:28pm On Jun 06, 2013
These are quotes by some
highly placed individuals in
government in the past and at
present. Which of these
deserves the highest national
award of OYON-(OYANA OF THE ORDER OF THE NAIJA)...lol
Read below: (1) "we want to thank the
president for bringing
facebook to
Nigeria" ...Information Minister
Labaran Maku. ... (2) "you press men, you
always say there are no
minerals in kano. We have
Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and
the newly invented
Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo. (3) "Foreign investors should
ignore Boko Haram and invest
in Nigeria"...GEJ (4) " I will water your school
and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh
Kalu (5) "Nigerians dont panic,
terrorist attack is
everywhere ..maybe is our
turn"...GEJ (6) "I will rather kill myself
than commit sucide"..Dame
Jonathan (7) "I founded this school for
the masses and the school fees
is
850,000 naira"...Atiku
Abubakar Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I
believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." -
Umoru Dikko. (9) "Telephone is not meant for
the poor"..David Mark (10) "The worth of a child born
and breed in Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the United
States" -Yakubu Gowon (11) "school is not meant for
the poor, only for the
rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim (12) "At 50, Britain is still
battling with King Arthur and
the knights of the round table
so Nigeria is not doing too
badly"..Diezeani Madueke. (13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot
conduct a free and fair election
in Nigeria"...Obasanjo (14)..."The corp members
where destined to die, nobody
can run away from
destiny"..Mallam isa Yaguda,
Gov Bauchi State. (15).."On behalf of 20 million
naira, I donate my family"..
Dame Jonathan. (16).."We, the PDP did not win
this election, I have gone to
church to confess, I gave them
money and they called the
result"...Chris Uba (17).."I want to commend the
doctors and nurses for
responding to
treatment"...Dame Jonathan (18)..."I can see camera people,
are they going to televise us
alive?"- Dame Jonathan.
Family / Re: Pregnant During Wedding Or Baby Before Wedding by Mfonbah(m): 10:53pm On May 10, 2013
Thank God for those that still loves and obey His Word cos they can never be a victim of such. This should be a lesson to those that still indulging in the sin of fornication. REPENT and ask GOD for MERCY!

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Phones / Re: MTN Launches 5MB For N5 Plan by Mfonbah(m): 10:51am On Apr 01, 2013
Notin do me wit my glo gbam-hi5: 18k/sec,5mb/day @ N5 access fee. M t hen na netwk?
Fashion / Re: TM Lewin Fans by Mfonbah(m): 6:10pm On Mar 30, 2013
Any dealer here dat i can buy with (original tm) 08030555560
Romance / Whats Your Perception On Christian Kind Of Marriage? by Mfonbah(m): 5:35am On Aug 25, 2012
My fellow nlanders,is christian kind of marriage the best marriage one could have?
Phones / Re: Mtn's 125% And 150%Recharge Bonus Is Fake. Try It At Your Own Risk by Mfonbah(m): 10:10am On Jul 31, 2012
Thank God 4 glo (25k 2all ntwk) n airtel(10mb @#100 rechag+fast internet). MTN,see ya lata.lolz
Phones / Re: Glo Launches 'Glo Gista' 15 Kobo Per Second New Tariff by Mfonbah(m): 9:26pm On Jun 26, 2012
Infinito still d best. Abeg mak una no tempa wit my infinito o!

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Politics / Re: Suggest A Presidential Candidate For Nigeria Come 2015. by Mfonbah(m): 1:40pm On Apr 25, 2012
Fashola and Gov AkpabioFashola and Gov AkpabioFashola and Gov Akpabio
Romance / Re: How Do I Get Him To Notice Me by Mfonbah(m): 7:27am On Nov 28, 2009
Just wait, if he's meant 4u,definitely he'll search 4u.

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