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Ahmiee:
who cares. u will still complain the sex doll doesnt moan enough

Lol... this sex ish is really overrated though.

ubunja:
i stayed on my own masturbating to porn but noone gives me peace.i get a sex doll everyone is pissed

lol

Well, as much as I'd admit that the tone of this write up is somewhat misogynistic in nature, my brother up there has a point.

The most important part I'd love you guys to focus on is where he said you should strive to improve yourself. It works wonders for your confidence and makes you much more attractive.

Alaye double your hustle o... Owo ni koko

You don't even need to spend on them, not really. Just spend heavily on yourself. Get your own place, get a new wardrobe, designer perfume, expensive wristwatch, work out, eat well, get a car, get busy... immerse yourself in your job, hustle, whatever! Grow yourself rationally, mentally, emotionally, financially, read up, continually strive to expand your knowledge, be determined to grow. It is a very deliberate process, but I promise you that it does work wonders for your life, beyond even getting women.

A man is not truly alive until he has found his purpose in life and trust me, your purpose in life is not a woman. In fact, they are the very creatures most likely to prevent a man from reaching his full potential or attaining even a quarter of it. The job of a woman is to meet you in your period of growth, see the trajectory of where THE BOY is headed even before he can see it himself, and plot the graph of his life by helping him get there. She is a help mate. When you find your purpose as a man, your woman will find you. Not before. You think she is with you cos she loves you more than anything? She is seeing the future.

You must learn to groom yourself physically and mentally. It's not being vain, it's just you taking care of you cos that's what a grown man does. In today's world perception is everything. How people see you, the image you portray, it's very important. You wanna be the kinda guy that when you walk past, people would be inclined to look at you twice. And everybody wants to ride on the coattails of a go getter, it's intoxicating. That's why if you only hang out with successful people you are very likely to end up successful as well. It starts with the mindset and like I said, it's a deliberate process.

Listen to music, watch a movie, smoke a blunt from time to time, pack all the female friends to your side, keep all of them as friends, chat with them from time to time, try to reciprocate the calls sometimes, take em out with you when you wanna go out, occasionally dash them small change, remember 'change', and watch em love you like it's love in Tokyo looool. Of course you can't forget the charm and charisma, and also learn how to be cocky in a cute and innocent way so she can occasionally tell you 'for your miiiiiiind' cos you're being an asshole.

Once again, keep em all as friends and flirt like hell. Wetin consign you? Thank me later when they begin to fall into your trap. At all at all, some will definitely fall. You go dey run from some sef. #truestory

Always remember: Money brings bitchès, bitchès bring lies (- Tupac). Lies of how you're the best thing that has happened in her life since bread and beans. That's the bro code.

Men going their own way is a state of mind. It's believing that you don't need women, THEY NEED YOU!

I believe in the power of thought, I don't know about you. #mgtow

Damn this is fantastic! For the first time someone is talking about this from the male perspective. Please explain to them why women live longer than men.

Ladies please learn to appreciate your man.


Lalasticlala

If I call you mumu now e go be like say I dey troll. Ubunja the small pikin

ubunja:
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ubunja:
ign....

los...

ubunja:
ignored....

loser

ubunja:
ignored...

Hahaha mumu raise to power 100. Good thing you finally realise how senseless and pitiful you are. Now run along, loser.

ubunja:
too lazy to read.....

Normally na.. no one ever accused you of being intelligent. I understand.

ubunja:
keep your well wishes to yourself. you need them more than i do....

Hahahahahaha Ubunja ma nigga

The pain is real with this one

ubunja:
its called bitterness. it can be cured.

The important thing is that you should never give up. There is still hope for you. Okay?

ubunja:
its called bitterness. it can be cured.

I agree bro. This thread is like an intervention on your behalf. I hope this makes you feel all tingly on the inside.

ubunja:
its a free country.believe what you want...

Sure thing. Have a good one my nigga

ubunja:
again...right back at you.

Do and release ur next useless thread biko

ubunja:
right back at you.

Yes but you be senior mumu. Based on Denzel Washington wey u be

ubunja:
thats where me and you differ. you are here for friends while i have enough friends in my life. you are here for women's approval while im here to debate them and compare ideas. go worship with martin. i dont know if he gets pvssy for all that worship.... oh and feel sorry for yourself maybe you can change your life...

See mumu

ubunja:
good!!! then use your own advice and acquire Safiiaaa's number. you dont have to worship her calling her "sister".

Dude if you like her why don't you tell her yourself? Why using me as a proxy?


Ubunja tell me the truth, are you shy??

ubunja:
you were good to Safiiaa calling her "sister" were you given a phone number? when are you hanging out?

So calling her sister means I want her number or I want to fvck her? Ubunja you are projecting your true desires on men in general when they act nice to a lady. You wish you could do same but something is holding you back. Besides, it's called courtesy or being civil at the very least, something which you're sorely lacking. Not everythiny is about your useless manipulation threads bro. Sometimes it's about living a happy and fulfilling life, without being paranoid that women are out to 'get' you while you battle with your feelings of loneliness and despondency.

Like I said, I feel sorry for you. However, this thread is fun and you're highly entertaining. I'll give you that.

ubunja:
you were good to Safiiaa calling her "sister" were you given a phone number? when are you hanging out?

Why are you projecting your inhibited desires on me? Ubunja if you like a girl walk up to her and make your intentions known. Hiding behind this forced machismo is juvenile at best. The only people you can fool here are teenage boys. Grow up!

ubunja:
repeat my above comment

Mumu

SpareNo1:
You'd be surprised nigga is a virgin lol

Surprised ke? The dude knows little to nothing about women. No be by epistles and useless threads biko. He thinks this is kindergarten where you show you love a woman by hating on her.

ubunja:
the one who farted is always the one to first accuse the others....

See mumu lolololololol

ubunja:
feel bad for yourself. you are the one betraying your dick worshipping a vagina.

I will worship and I will bask in all the pvssy juice available to me. Kindly kill yourself now. And if you're gay, come out of the closet already. Nobody will beat you I promise

ubunja:
i almost laughed. but nah. not funny enough. try harder

It's really not bro. I feel bad for you

ubunja:
coming from a woman i dont mind coz you have to watch for your own interests. if all men joined ubunja you would be hopeless. take these 2, mgtow and chenzen as my gift to you. we disqualified them from manhood. have fun!!

But all men WILL NOT JOIN YOU. Choke on that, loser.

Safiaaa:
Shut up. What are you talking about? Everything to you involves manipulative games, you’re actually sad. Who wants to live their life constantly paranoid and defensive because of their stupid mind games they believe to be ‘smart’. You are in your own delusional world, grow up!

This dude ain't getting any chicks anywhere trust me. Except say na olosho.

ubunja:
you would think he was talking to Mary the mother of God. smh. the first line is pure worship. even my 7 yr old nephew doesnt beg like this man.....

Oya I have worshipped her comman beat me na

Why you so jealous of women though? Are you gay?

ubunja:
we cant all be winners. some of us have to be you.i understand.

No! Some people have to be YOU, which is quite pathetic really. To be honest I feel sorry for you sometimes. But don't stop now, I'm still having fun

Safiaaa:
I’m glad people are starting to realise how miserable and pathetic ubunja is. Behind that fake alpha male persona is a weak, hurt and lonely individual who wants men to follow his miserable lead. Misery loves company. You will never find true happiness or blessings with the mindset you have. Keep it up

Sister I've always known, and please don't chew my head off cos of my moniker. I'm still a rational guy. But this Ubunja is not okay upstairs I swear. He thinks he's being cool and sleek but I see right through him. Half the time it's like he doesn't even know what he's arguing about. Nna what I do is that I take him as a comic relief. The resident clown in romance section but dude hasn't gotten the memo.

ubunja:
its not a crime to keep quiet if your intelligence has reached its limit.

Exactly! So go create another one of your useless threads my nigga. That's all I'm saying

ubunja:
thats the best you can do? no wonder trump called africa a shithole.

You need love bro. Beneath this hard, brash exterior I see a young lad yearning for someone to love. When was the last time you got laid?



No worry my guy, last last you go dey alright.