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TkhGuy:
Not really, you need Casket to get you back to the cemetery where you are dinged out,

I am seeing bunch of flies following you,

The flies that have no advicer follows corps into the grave like you are following the questions that you are not ask so also you will likely face thunder that's is on a mission to strike another punk ass down,

Do your self a favour asshole, be useful for once and do the Job that was assigned to you by nature, so you don't get to explode when gigantic shirt is coming out of your eyes mouth and nose.. Asshole!

Now your grammar here is a little better, but still riddled with a LOT of typos. You can read up on some Brighter Grammar to assist you with your tenses. I assume you went to school so you should be able to do much better than this. Shalom!

But OP you are very brave o... See the word you used sef - FULLY DEPENDENT!

At the sight of such a person I dust my bathroom slippers and run! No be me kill Jesus mbok!!

I got 99 problems but a bítch will never be one!

3DCYCLOPS:
Bros make sure you don't spend above 5k from that ya 100k salary every month on a girl you hia... You will be very happy later

Agreed. Na men wey spend like eediots dey cry pass when the relationship crashes and burns. Please use your brain @ OP.

Though I know you won't listen. You and many others will still learn the hard way.

Never date a girl who isn't pulling her own weight, to avoid feelings of being used and cheated. Who love epp?

TkhGuy:
I was clear as the sky don't remember using any vocabulary words that's incomprehensible..

Your writing is mostly incomprehensible. I had to get a forensic team to help me figure out what you were trying to say on your original thread. We got the message eventually, but it was a struggle, just like your writings on this thread.

Ahn ahn.. why here con dry like this?

Abeg make una come comment for this thread o, don't render this troll obsolete biko. It's unfair.

MISEDUCATIONS:
if the price is right, a girl can do anything.
these guys i know posted on a local (south african) website looking for a girl who could have sex with a dog infront of them and they got 3 replies. and what were those three most concerned about? cameras!
i never looked a women the same again.
the more you know about women's true nature the less you enjoy them. knowing too much about them ruins the magic of love

So true, but in the end, who love epp? It only blinds the clueless man.

Ishilove:
Tufia!! What an evil man you are! You are evil. EVIL!!! Tweh!

Looooooool

khiaa:
Is this what MGTOW taught you? I really wish that you would stay away from their teaching. They seem so spiteful and mean.

MEN GOING THEIR OWN WAY is not a good idea.

Women using men is not a good idea either.

khiaa:
MGTOW really, in Nigeria? A lot of people connect MGTOW with down-low homosexuals. I'm not saying you are I'm just wondering did you know that?

It's not connected to that as far as I know. I can understand why a woman would think that though.

Group of companies and another pet company hahaha. Only on Nairaland. The dream is free biko. Make una enjoy.

Some men value peace of mind than to invite one strange woman into their lives that will turn everywhere upside down. I thank God our numbers are growing.

Like someone said, go make your own money then we meet up at SUCCESS CUISINE. No freeloaders here!

Liliyann:
All this broke ass men everywhere!!
Nothing wrong in appreciating your girl by giving her money every time
Real men don't wait before their girl asks them for money before giving them,for the fact you are dating her is enough reason to be supplying her needs constantly!!
Its a pity girls have to lie this days to get what is legitimately theirs!
That's why I advise ladies to have many options so that their purse can't be dry!!

So that their purse can't be dry? Because without men you can't survive or you will surely die?

Who is the real BROKE ASS now?

MinorityTribe:
The internet nevers forget. Next time i say most women have nothing to offer and a lady counter me i will just point to Amaka afuzor AKA Amakababe. When a lady is beautiful without brains her private part suffers. Is she even on Facebook? We should contact her family or love ones o, Let them see what their most cherish Amaka(Good Church girl) is doing o. I am dead sure her family doesn't know about her CGPA. This isn't a small girl o, If she is 18/17 i can understand. But this is a freaking 22 year old lady, My sister married around that age. The father is probably a spare part dealer or has some shops selling what he can to support his beloved Amaka Afuzor. Thank God FUTminna has started withdrawing people with such low performance from the beginning, Instead of dragging along with kobo CGPA she can come back home early and re-strategized. That's if she would even come back home. Many have been where you are before but bounce back better, Although i have never seen anyone in my entire life with 0.2 CGPA(you should be a tourist attraction) but i know of one with a little over 1.0 or got withdrawn but bounce back with 4.0+ in another course and another school. But you choose to let your private part and body suffer for what?

Lol @ you should be a tourist attraction... Oga you don kill me with laugh today. I have never seen anyone with such GP in my life either.

Honestly the amount of dumb girls I come across on a daily basis is a serious cause for concern. This one no be insult, I mean DUMB girls as in senseless. You see them everywhere on FB, WhatsApp and the rest, snapping pictures with tongue out, different locations, all they know is fashion, how to slay and how to chop life.

Things wey we don do pass, na wetin all dis small pikin dey carry for head like gala.

You think you will be young or slay forever, other smaller girls are coming up at your back so your eye go soon clear. If you like don't make hay while the sun shines and fix up your wretched life. Senseless bimbo.

It's amazing how every day a new maga is born. No further comment.

MISEDUCATIONS:
its always fun to remind a person of his emotional words some time down the line when he's sober.

look at Highpriestss. it irritates her that i have her words on my siggy. even though she said those words.

Most of these girls just talk a big game online. Most of them are either underage, struggling for admission, still in the university slaying, not to mention BROKE, na him me and them go dey drag online? Mba!

You're validating her existence by having her words on your siggy.

MISEDUCATIONS:
you call that being civil? you went full asslicker on Safiaaa's ass.
you killed me when you called her sister and begged her not to chew your head off.
see how you even disowned your mgtow name:



hilarious.

Hahaha okay I agree jeez. I hope you are practising Law in Zimbabwe sha, you too like argument. And how do you keep records of everything anyone ever said to you?

How biko?

MISEDUCATIONS:
you have learnt a lot since you wrote this:


hard to believe you used to be a big asslicker.

Oga so you remember our little encounter?

It's called being civil. Being nice to someone doesn't mean you're licking arse. Your wahala is too much abeg let's not start again lol.

naijacentric:
God bless u sir i av noticed women take men for granted wen dey know ur only dating dem i dint believe it till i became a victim now i see dat variety is a spice of life if women have many toasters men should also have plenty babes too am not justfying cheating tho

There is a reason why they say all is fair in the game of love or war. You owe it to yourself to protect yourself from any eventuality cos believe me the lady is doing the same and constantly weighing you against other guys so you gotta let her know that you are also wanted by other ladies as well. You know women love competition so when she knows other women want her toy she would be less willing to let go.

This whole thing is a game, so men should as a matter of urgency, learn to play as well.

holocron:
Thumb up! Man, Are you one slick Machiavelli!

Your advice would probably not be taken by most. Until it is far too late.

I won't call myself slick but everything I wrote comes from experience dealing with women, and I've dated a lot of them.

Omo this thread really pained a lot of you ladies ooo. The thing really sweet me for belle. Make I laugh well well.....

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA



Awon osho free! Awon Ponzi scheme!! Awon MMM!!!


We go PH but una no wan make we GH in any way till we die

babyfaceafrica:
do you know how many ladies advances some guys have resisted?...

Are you minding them? At any given time I've always had one or two females orbiting around me just waiting for me to give them a chance. These ones don't care if you're in a relationship or not. If you toast them they would hurriedly agree. This happened even when I was in school and seriously broke. So I don't get when people make it seem like broke boys don't have options. They do! As long as you package well.

CAPSLOCKED:
WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE I STuCK TO WHEN THEY HAD NOTHING?
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT I TOO, MUST TO BE COMPENSATED AND APPRECIATED?
OR IT ONLY WORKS IF I'M A WOMAN?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

It only works if you're a woman. Men came to this world to die na.

UyaiIncomparabl:
The weak and silly OP has deactivated.

I know you were really prepared to balance on this thread lol. I guess we were too harsh but what he really needs is tough love, especially at his age. A man should use his 20s to date and understand women. 30s are for consolidation, not 'she's everything to me'.

That's embarrassing.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Who said he shouldn't chase a better life?

Let him. He hasn't just told us what the girl is worried about. Is she worried that he might've been perceiving she brought him ill-luck or that things are getting out of hand and she can't be patient any longer? This, I'm yet to understand.

How will you understand? You're a woman na. We the men understand perfectly.

HOW NOT TO GET YOUR HEART BROKEN

1. Make peace with the fact that change is the only constant thing in life, and you are only here to enjoy the lady while IT lasts. Because it won't. It's a contract and it will expire.

2. Never spend more than you are comfortable with throwing away. As you see me so, I am the King of Transport Fare. Mr N500 or N1000 is my middle name. Am I cheap? Probably!

3. Tell her you love her and play the part of Romeo convincingly, keeping in mind that's all she wants to hear and that's how you can get her to fûck you like a porn star. Even hoes want to feel like you love them and can't do without them.

4. Lie about anything and everything. Exaggerate. Make calls with imaginary business associates talking million-million. Her eye go sharp and her ear go raise like antenna. At this point you can even start billing her off which she will gladly pay after all she is expecting something in return.

5. Flirt with other girls, preferably have other girlfriends. Never allow yourself get invested in one woman, no matter how hot she is. If you catching yourself slipping, slap yourself to revert to factory settings. Complain about one or two women that are disturbing you in her presence and even ask for advice.

6. Take everything she tells you with a pinch of salt. No matter how much of a liar you are, she is waaay better trust me. I can't stress this enough. If she says she's going for night vigil, tell her to pray for you, and of course, don't believe her.

Lastly and most importantly;

7. Have a life! When you are busy with more important things, you will always consider women as nothing but sport. Something you engage yourself with for its entertainment value and nothing more.

Deuces!

AroOkigbo:
At your age you still de do "she's everything to me"...mtcheew. Or are you still in secondary school ?

You dey mind am? OP no worry the tin go soon hit u like thunderbolt. No advise for you.

magicminister:
One of my exes sent me 3000 dollars few days ago... I paid for her to go to America.. now she’s comfortable and last week she called me and told me to go cash moneygram. I get all the evidence if u doubt me....

Now this kind of appreciation is laudable as most women would still ask "What did you even do for me sef?" despite all that. But you changed her life, so why shouldn't she send you 3000$? The money can't even compare to what you did for her so this is a good instance of genuine appreciation.

Nigerian women are generally very stingy biko. Na wetin dey pain guys be that.

Personally, cooking and cleaning isn't a favour to me as I can cook or eat out if I want or look for some random pùssy to fùck. And I don't need a woman's prayers too so she can keep her prayers to herself.

Contributions of the average Nigerian woman in her man's life: cooking, cleaning, prayers and 'advise'.

Shioor!!!

I think the grouse of OP and most men on here is that a woman would never show appreciation to a man by buying him something equally expensive. And if she is of a higher social strata, the chances of her dating you if you are broke are slim to none, unless there is something in it for her.

Women una too dey stingy! Tufiakwa!!!

Lol I smell sarcasm. OP don insult who him wan insult finish.

armyofone:
So good food, good sex, maybe good respect etc those are easy ?

You're saying it's not?