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Pepsi101:
Guy,you really know the drill

Na better subscription fee, then na to relax and eat the fruits of your labour

Nice one padi mi, these guys on this thread are making me feel like I'm speaking swahili. Instead of learning how to play the game, they are busy hating the players (the women, in this case).

Life is easy. To catch a fowl you must know how to bait it.

ItzBIM:
So at the end of the day both gf and runs girls nah the same thing

If that's your takeaway. You can't claim you care for someone if you're not willing to spend at the very least. Just make sure she pulls her own weight that's all.

ItzBIM:
So you are saying you don’t spend on any of dem like taking them out once in a while. Even before they became ur gf didn’t u spend on them.

Before getting them to go out with you it's advisable you take them out to seal the deal. Infact, you must take them out. I call it "Subscription Fee". Maybe to the beach or the cinema. Budget like 10 to 20k and just have a good time. It's called making a great first impression. After that, you turn to a story teller. However, during the course of the relationship if you feel like going out and you want her to tag along, nothing spoil. It's more brownie points to you.

mimimile93:
oh bro as it pleases u.


From what I've been through I can never have these leeches come close.


I am the kind of person that when I fall I fall deep even deeper..


The moment I say let me start keepin a girl I will find myself giving her my all.


I don't really know how to love with my head I love with my heart and I give all.

I love with everytin I have.


Since no girl deserves such love let me be payin for the cooch.


I plan gettin a doll.

I was one of the happiest people when I heard abt the invention of sexdoll.

I am saving up for a doll.

That's also not a bad idea, especially if you are okay with being by yourself. Saves you all the drama.

HOW NOT TO GET YOUR HEART BROKEN

1. Make peace with the fact that change is the only constant thing in life, and you are only here to enjoy the lady while IT lasts. Because it won't. It's a contract and it will expire.

2. Never spend more than you are comfortable with throwing away. As you see me so, I am the King of Transport Fare. Mr N500 or N1000 is my middle name. Am I cheap? Probably!

3. Tell her you love her and play the part of Romeo convincingly, keeping in mind that's all she wants to hear and that's how you can get her to fûck you like a porn star. Even hoes want to feel like you love them and can't do without them.

4. Lie about anything and everything. Exaggerate. Make calls with imaginary business associates talking million-million. Her eye go sharp and her ear go raise like antenna. At this point you can even start billing her off which she will gladly pay after all she is expecting something in return.

5. Flirt with other girls, preferably have other girlfriends. Never allow yourself get invested in one woman, no matter how hot she is. If you catching yourself slipping, slap yourself to revert to factory settings. Complain about one or two women that are disturbing you in her presence and even ask for advice.

6. Take everything she tells you with a pinch of salt. No matter how much of a liar you are, she is waaay better trust me. I can't stress this enough. If she says she's going for night vigil, tell her to pray for you, and of course, don't believe her.

Lastly and most importantly;

7. Have a life! When you are busy with more important things, you will always consider women as nothing but sport. Something you engage yourself with for its entertainment value and nothing more.

mimimile93, I can tell you are a very emotional guy, but if you have been heartbroken before, learn from it and take necessary precautions to ensure that such a thing never happens again. That's how to grow.

mimimile93:
Won't u rather pay 5k for sex and have peace than keep a girlfriend and have heartbrk?


Heart break is quite expensive and some times u pay with ur life.


P:S- If it cost you your peace, then it's too expensive.

What is heartbreak? Are you still a child? As a man, you are entitled to one or two heartbreaks. One from your first love and maybe one from some other girl you were foolish enough to fall in love with. After that, you ought to learn how to just go with the flow and not take them so seriously. They should be the ones struggling to prove themselves to you that they are different from other girls.

If you haven't learnt this by now, especially after having read your thread, I don't know what else to tell you. Keep doling out 5k while your mates are getting the coochie and even billing the babes. Sometimes I act broke and have them stock my fridge. When you get a lady to spend money on you, or cook and clean, you are getting her invested in YOU.

This is my own philosophy anyway, you guys don't have to agree with me.

mimimile93:
Spending 5k on a hole is expensive?

Don't worry I gottcha.

A time will come you will spend 200k on a cooch and you don't feel it.

A poor man says trekking is exercise..

Lol so everytime you need to have sex you count money to give to someone? How does that make you feel? It is financial leakages like this that make people not to progress in life even when they are seeing small change. So assuming you have sex 3 times a week you're gonna pay let's say 15k? Multiply that by 4 weeks in a month, and then a year, and see how much you throw away because of that thing you call a pènis. Do you feel smarter now?

Of course, this is the part where you form baba olowo and claim it's nothing. A sensibile person won't just dole out cash because he wants to release sperm. It's demeaning. To me at least. The only people that pay back to back for sex are those people that can't seem to get a regular girl to have sex with them. It's a little pathetic, but whatever rocks you guys' boat.

PS - I wouldn't pay someone 200k to fúck me. Why? Because I am not stewpid.

Cuteamigo1:
nice moniker you got there

Thanks man.

Cuteamigo1:
nice moniker you got there

Thanks man.

KingTugreat:
I dont like what is free what is free comes with a lot of payback directly or indirectly,knowingly or unknowingly.According to the laws of power "Despise the free Gift"

And yet the OP is wishing he didn't have to spend so much to have sex. Diff strokes for diff folks I guess.

vchykp:
she can change oo, most times you see girls misbehave because dey are still naive and lack guidance, once their is someone to put them right and Carter their needs, those kinda girls rearly cheat, relationship is not all about Bleep, you should counsel her and give a guide lines because she can never know guys better than you..

This is equivalent to fetching water in a basket. But don't worry, experience is the best teacher.

Puzzypleazer:
are they still idiots like this in naija?

Apparently there are, they are the enablers. You seem them on Facebook saying 'Tanx 4 acceptance me'.

newinsta:
cheat? that is hilarious, she is not yours until she agrees to marry you legally until then you have no right over how many dick she wants to test, just as the guy too is probably still searching and testing (if he is a real G), this reply now shows that am not speaking as defeatist or what do you call it. Know what you want, be principled!

I get you, but you don't reward a cheat by proposing... I mean, what the hell? Never reward bad behaviour. And I assure you that proposing to her or marrying her is not a guarantee that she will stop her philandering ways. Marriage/Proposal isn't a magic wand that changes a person all of a sudden.

jaxxy:
If shes a serial cheat and liar yh beta let her go people like dat arent ready to change yet or ready for the type of relationship u want. Sm ladies tend to keep their options open if their current partner isn't assuring them much bt there is a difference between keeping ur options open and being a serial cheat 2me.

Keeping your options open is the same thing as cheating bruv. Why be in a serious relationship if you want to keep your options open? When men do it they are called cheats/dogs/scum but when women do it they say they don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.

Which smelling basket? Abi I resemble egg?

KingTugreat:
mr bolt that is the best life you are living now get a girlfriend,spend more and regret it forever. Me I spend 5-7k home service.no stress

Well I have like 3 girlfriends, they come around, cook, clean and fúck me. And all I give them is transport fare and a promise of good things to come. That's cheaper than spending 5k everytime I want to bust a nut like wtf? To be honest I'd rather masturbate than spend so much. No be fûck bring me come dis world na. Something that should be free.

Wilfredpat22:
Sir, thé girl simply went to have fun and get hookups and attention from the opposite sex

Most of we ladies don’t care if we are dating or in a relationship, the time we are truly serious is when pressure to marry mounts

Personally if I am in a relationship, I will take it as a non challant thing. After all the best respect a lady can get is when she is making her own money

Lol you're always talking about how you make your own money. Eku ishe o

ladyF:
And when did the feminists mention that they will pay bills when they go out on dates or become the breadwinners in their homes?

This one is just lazy lady and looking for where to chop free. I'm sure her husband no go see her one kobo chop because she will always remind him that he's the head of the house hence he should foot all the bills.

Thank you jare, you are sharp!!!

newinsta:
propose to her, then you will have right to check her phones and personal stuff, give her about a week to drop other guys, treat her with equal rights, after that if she f up, drop her and move, that is LOVE, RESPECT & PRINCIPLE

You're advising him to propose to a proven cheat? To give her time to drop other guys? Where is your pride as a man? How do you even condone the fact that she's seeing other guys? Is her pússy gold? Emancipate yourself from this defeatist mentality bros. You are part of the problem.

BlackAfrican:
2 yrs approximately.... would have let go if this is the first time... I forgave her and tried to talk sense to her Wen something like this happened less than 2 months ago.... now she repeats it again.... what hurts most is her continuous attempts to cover up her tracks with lies... she'll either lie or keep quiet abt something she knows she's done wrong.... she's been texting and calling that I should forgive her that she has nothing with the guys bt I don't want to be burnt a third time.

Dude, are you not even surprised that most of us on here have had the same experience? Dump that bítch now, you have been warned o. Don't be a wuss, cos na all of us you dey represent like this. Show her that you are not stewpid cos right now she definitely thinks that you are.

Women are the real scum, an unending abyss of lies, deceptions and manipulations. Your first mistake was taking her so seriously. I hope you learn from this going forward.

Haykay2014:
Hi
I need your help to get out of this emotional trauma I found myself.......I’m in love with a lady and later found out that she was sleeping with two other guys,I vex and told her it’s over and she begged me non stop for 3days with tears,and because of the love I have for her,I forgave her but didn’t trust,and it’s hard to drop her cos I love her wholeheartedly,and now after another one month,I saw some WhatsApp chat on her phone I found out she still does the same thing and this time with a different guy I saw update of some guys asking her to come over as dey have missed having sex with her.........now I want to drop her and let her go but my heart is not letting it go,I can’t even eat as the thought of her fills up my heart,and I don’t wanna get back into the relationship....I can’t eat and I’m loosing my strength gradually,please advise me

Is she your first love? Toss that b!tch aside and get you a new hoe or preferably, try being single for a while. It works wonders. If you don't dump her now, she will eventually get tired of your when she has finished chopping enough ogede wey big pass your own, and then she WILL dump you without thinking twice. Trust me you will feel worse then. Dump her and stand your ground. Just try give yourself small prestige bros.

AreaFada2:
Dude, let's face it. MOST ladies are at it these days. NO MAN can claim his woman isn't doing it. I'd advise even married men not to be so bold to claim exclusivity. I know what I mean. Some of us are in the position to see all imaginable orisirisi.

So long you're not married, kindly accept that you're only a shareholder. Even if married, still only by Grace of God.
An averagely pretty lady on social will be hit on by several men daily: rich, poor, average, handsome, local-based, foreign-based, stingy, generous, etc.

How many girls nowadays can resist all these men ALWAYS?

Around 35% of firstborn kids belong to another man outside. All those women who get pregnant and they quickly organise wedding before belly gets big. As a man if no DNA test done, OYO.

About 25% of all kids belong to another man outside.

A late wealthy relative of mine had kids with his wife in Nigeria. It later turned out all the kids were not his. He died mysteriously soon after. Only the kid he had with a European lady abroad is his (DNA proven). His 9ja wife had all the SUVs and money to use but still cheated recklessly.

By the time many girls are 16, they have learnt that men are the easiest way to make money. Their taste only increase with time.

In terms of promiscuity, women tower above men these days. Easily.

Easily because all a woman has to say is YES. She brings nothing else to the table in terms of money, effort, logistics, etc. For a woman, cheating is free and the incentives are juicy. For a man to cheat with multiple women, he must be willing to go through a little/lot of stress, financially, emotionally, physically, etc.

This is why when I hear women say men are scum/cheats I just shake my head because I know the reality on ground. You can't trust a woman. We all carry our battle scars. Personally I wish more men were like me but I know that's impossible so it's a lost cause.

Insightful piece!

Unrealistic expectations have always been the bane of many a relationships/marriages, especially on the part of the woman. This is because their wants are endless.

Generally, men all over the world turn to pudding so far we are provided with good food, sex, respect, appreciation and above all, peace of mind. We are so simple it really should be annoying.

#OkBye

ADEMOLA144:
my guy just go MGTOW. this one that resembu devil pikin go show you pepper too

Una no go kill me with all these mentions o

MISEDUCATIONS:
true. but men are slowly but surely getting over women. the falling rate of marriage itself is proof men are no longer worshipping sex.
MGTOW, Sex Dolls, Incels etc are all spelling doom to the power of pvssy.

Una no go kill me with all these mentions o

The truth is that you're just another hoe waiting to happen. I pray he dumps you and quickly too.

Proud useless geh.

See mumu

With a GBAGAUN just like this thread, that's how it started...

vingeophysicist:
My NYSC days made me concluded that I will never go into a relationship with a girl before marriage.My dear guys, it's not worth it.you will just waste your hard earned money and time trying to secure your future with a woman and she gives no Bleep about your commitment because she has nothing to lose.I encountered numerous married ladies selling their body as if they were cage initially by marriage.Then how much more an engaged ladies.Right from the bus I boarded from Lagos to camp these ladies have started flirting with guys, some of them were escorted to the bus terminal by there boyfriend to prove to these girls that they are very much interested and committed.It's really shameful but I only feel pity for there hubby(male) because I know they must have invested a lot.

That was how an engaged lady from the bus I boarded to camp(All of us are corper) was asking for my number when I ask her why she responded that I have a good sense of humor. So cheap!!! This same girl kept pestering me to visit me after 3 weeks orientation but I kept postponing it till I became tired and gave up. Another lady I met in camp visited me in my PPA only to spend 2 days in my house, don't ask me what happened.The NCCF house is not an exception, my nigga's blasted many of them from MAMAE to AUNTAE. I saw so many things before I made that decision probably because I was extremely social during my service year. My pain is that they will be living such reckless life and be flaunting their engagement ring and even give you details of there husband to be. Some of them will even answer his call in front of you.LADIES!!!

Guys my advice to you is for you to stay away from relationships until you are financially buoyant to start a family.This will save you time and money you should have channeled into useful investment for your future family.A relationship is more of distraction for guys and an avenue for enrichment for the Nigerian ladies.

You have said it all. I have zero respect for ladies these days due to a number of past experiences both the one that happened to me and the ones I've witnessed. Fvck and go lo sure ju. And pls don't tell me you love me afterwards, that will just piss me off the more.

Funny though, thread was opened in 2016 and is still relevant till date. Be like say the girls don worse now sef. Anyway, I blame Buhari, cos poverty is a b!tch.

amakadihot87:
If you truly love her and want to spend your life with her..........then go ahead and perform atleast her traditional marriage rites......she should be ready to support you no matter how small..........sometimes marriage brings favour.............remember she has become contious of her age

Nothing like love here. It's better he lets her go. He can't derail his life and his plans because of her, and if she's not an understanding person there is no point. And marriage doesn't bring any miraculous favour though I get what you're saying. People should plan their lives properly before jumping into something as serious as marriage. A man should get married only when he is self assured and convinced that he can handle the demands and responsibility that come with marriage based on realities on ground not just on faith or hope. Have a great week.

Cutehector:
I honestly don't know how people do it. Get so Hot with pre-intimacy and prevent themselves from penetration. That's like perceiving a delicious meal without eating it.

I dey tell you. Better not to smooch at all than to do that and be left hanging at the point of penetration. Guys wey dey do that kain play na dem I pity pass.

OP shey u for at least chop this babe punna before she break up with you cos trust me she go definitely break up with you as you no get money. She is 30 years bro.

THIRTY!!!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
The op failed it when she mentioned her workplace. She should have used fcmg company

That's how you know a person that's intelligent. OP obviously isn't.

Ahmiee:
u and who is talking about sex. u said u having peace of mind with ur sexdoll

You're mistaking me for someone else ma