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I ask because anytime I have a (usually) female visitor around, if she puts Telemundo or Zeeworld my body begins to scratch me and I'll insist that she changes it, usually to any of the Africa magic channels as the closest substitutes. This tells me that I at least prefer anything Nollywood to those crappy telenovellas. Lol I just don't like them, my mom and sisters do though.

What about you, which one would you watch at gunpoint?

Useless OP, did you not use him? How many guys have you helped to get a job before or even added value to? Anyway in matters like this I will always still blame the guy cos he no go help him fellow guy get job, instead na useless person like you he see to assist. Only God knows how many guys you have on your phone that you use for various purposes.

Empty vessel like you.

Your sons will be treated in same manner and I say a big AMEN on your behalf.

clive2u:
to me not fucking her aint a lost, loosing her is the loss. she's a good person, dnt wanna b responsible in making her bad

If you don't treat her like a bad bìtch in bed, some other nigga will bruv . He will spank her phat àss so hard his fingerprints will show, and slowly he will format her device with his piakantus until you become nothing but a vague memory.

Even the good girl got a freaky side. And I sure say you dey spend money on am... try fùck am before your tenure expire my guy. Odikwa important, forget laugh. Fùck her and pass her on to the nigga standing behind you.

All na one love.

ikhileomotayo:
The story might be very true.

Most of these ladies don't know that their pussies stink. It baffles me

Baffles me too. Is it that they don't smell it or they pretend not to or they are so used to the smell that it doesn't register as offensive anymore? We'll never know.

Na these kain girls dey ask for head pass o, no go think am. Such insensitivity.

clive2u:
yeah
i've had a yes sex relationship in a while n it all went sour
trying smething new

So you haven't fùcked this girl yet and you are scared of losing her. Why don't you fùck her first and let her go to hell after that if she so pleases?

Please any girl you date make sure you fùck the bejeezus out of her. That's your pension right there. You can look back and say 'well at least I fùcked her good'.

If you no fúck am and she still dump you (which she will eventually) na double loss o.

Hisduchess:
exactly my thought. I don't know why they are bent on poisoning his mind

But their fears aren't completely baseless na. If he didn't want opinions he shouldn't have opened a thread.

clive2u:
no offence, i knw most guys will roast me for this but must every relattionship b about sex?

No it mustn't be about sex, but please tell me you have at least been fùcking her good all this while... or is it a no-sex relationship?

Be honest.

samysmoothfresh:
Last time i saw a lady create a thread to complain, admit their fear and/or ask for relationship advice on here: 2yrs ago


last time i saw a guy..................: 25mins ago


this is literally the 8th similar thread i've seen in 4days


these women have finally found the lock to men's brain, heart and destiny....


It's an invasion!!!!!

I dey tell u. But in all honestly men outnumber women by almost 4:1 on NL. If you want to see woman lamenting about the woes men unleash on their lives go to sdk blog. I have to admit that reading their men-induced problems gives me great joy, it helps me wash away the bitterness that comes with reading different tales of men being taken on a ride by women on here.

In the end it's a 50-50 something.

But the truth is that in the dating game, the odds are usually stacked against the male and it cuts across all species. NatGeo Wild will convince you better.

Cold world!

Liliyann:
The only way to ensure you don't lose her is to love her completely!!
Satisfy her needs!!
Make sure she doesn't lack financially!!
Always be there for her!!
Don't wait for her to ask before you give her anything, surprise her all the time with material gifts and expensive trip!!
Don't be stingy to spend on your girl coz she ain't cheap, she is your wife to be, your love and companion!!
Where I come from, women are known as ORIAKU!!

Op do all this things and watch your life transform for good.

You are very stewpid, you poverty stricken retaŕd.

You're gonna lose her either way bro. At least the probability is quite high that you guys will still end up breaking up. This is realistically speaking. Make peace with that and you'll be just fine. Remember that nothing lasts forever so enjoy that toto as the incumbent that you is and pass that hoè to the next nigga in line when you're done.

#mgtow

Colourich:
I have younger brother so I know what I'm saying. They are really tough on him compared to me the senior.

It may seem like it's unfair but the truth is that the world will treat a woman kinder. When it comes to men, no one really cares... it's to thy tent oh Israel. So be kind to men out there but be careful not to be misconstrued as flirtatious, cos a lot of them are walking around with pent up rage and anger due to the cold icy world they find themselves.

If you even check the suicide rates, men are leading the pack. Obviously the load gets too heavy for them so they check out cos no time to check time. A man MUST be strong and resilient because ko easy ooo.

"Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men. Never men."

- The Godfather

Only 8?

And you believe her?

Multiply that number by 3 and you'll get the real number, I shít you not bro.

Colourich:
The society is not fair to men.

This sentence is everything, especially coming from a lady.

Relationship matter don tire me abeg. See mentions for this thread biko.

myke92:
If

IF for real, my brother. We keeping it real here! Though the probability she will contact him is a little higher based on logistics.

As Indian men like sex reach the most annoying part be say their preek dey small

Hmm Davindal aren't you the guy who was patiently waiting for your friend to break up with his girlfriend so you could slide right in?

https://www.nairaland.com/4446499/patiently-waiting-break-up

WELL AIN'T KARMA A BÌTCH?

Hmmm Davindal aren't you the one who was patiently waiting for your friend to break up with his girlfriend so you could slide right in?

AIN'T KARMA A BÌTCH??

madridguy:
Firstly, calling someone else father, husband a stupid man on a public forum is embarrassing and you need to edit the part.

To me, you are the root of every problem if you will listen to me. You bring this upon yourself telling your GF to apply for pay cut. You should have advise her to go for weekend program program ( PT ) considering her back ground. Well, am not trying to blame you for your advise because it is out of good will.

I wish to let you know this, if you really love your girl, you must be ready to love her with her burden. Either you take it or you leave it, her half brothers equally her full brothers. Considering the fact her biological father is late, her mother's husband remain her father and don't try to separate cos it won't work.

If you're capable in helping her, please don't hesitate to do so and mind you, don't ever tell your GF to leave her half brothers because she will start seeing you as enemy.
Also, your statement that you cannot be taking care of her responsibility when you've not married is hurt and sound betraying considering you advise her to take job cut.

My suggestion, send her apology sms and let her know you're not trying to separate her family and if possible you see her real person.

My kobo.

Good input but what I desperately want to know is where do you draw the line? You don't want to wake up one morning and find yourself burdened with a bunch of responsibilities in the name of relationship. It's not so easy and even if he carries it (which I don't think he should) it could lead to resentment down the line.

Where do you draw the line? What I see here is a power struggle, despite OP's best intentions.

This is why I always tell guys never to take women seriously. Focus on how to make money and BOSS UP. Women fear men that are MEN in every sense and that includes having megabucks. Flush love down the drain and focus on what's really important. Please guys let's try to have some sense.

The best things in life happen to us when we least expect it, trust me.

Liliyann:
Sentiment aside
When a guy approaches me, the first thing I check is his appearance,his dressing,hair cut and his ride!!
This determines if am going to give him an audience or not!!!
If you are intelligent but poor, just know you are nothing!!
No right thinking lady will stay with a poor dude that doesn't even know where his next meal will come from just because he is intelligent!!
Who intelligent "epp"?
No lady was born to suffer!!
I can never date a poor guy!!
Only the foolish ones will agree to be with a broke dude!!
The wise ones know the gold they carry and how to use it and make men do their wishes!!!

See how you are just shouting upandan because of all the poverty and suffering you have experienced in your life. It is well, inugo? Remember say tohtoh no get meter so continue to dey fúck all the men dem dey go, nothing does you!

drkay:
I remember how I borrowed 10k from my friend 6yrs ago, to meet a lady I just met for the first time.
My transport, 1k was part of the expensis because I lived in another city.
I made her comfortable as I ordered same thing for us when she kept her option open. We both ate chicken and chips with water. I was very alert and serial calculation was going on in my head throughout our stay in d restaurant. She ordered some things for her kid sisters but I made it clear that I was on budget, she smiled and paid, no complaint nor anger.
She's my wife today and we are doing very great. It all started at chicken republic abk with a borrowed money but today....

Wow this is really great. It's just like you said: Man, know thyself!

Wilfredpat22:
What stops the woman from paying for the guy on the first date and create a Good impression.

Honestly we ladies are useless

Bros bros

Big fan!

3k? For fúcks sake you can't put a price tag on things like this. Plus I'm a baller, I like to splurge. If I'm at a local bar with shortie I'm likely to spend more than that 3k once we dive into the mmanya and catfish peppersoup accompanied by isi ewu. We are not talking of going to beta places o, where 15-50k can fall out and we just smile because that's how we roll when we want to have fun. Just don't be an olojukokoro.

This person's assertion is stùpid and embarrassing, but mostly juvenile.

And what the hell is "Dear Kings"? That shìt gives me the creeps. Count me out of these kings you are referring to biko. That's some gày àss shìt.

Nobody should quote me biko I'm not feeling fine...

This story makes me very angry. Even if it is just fiction, I know plenty women that are capable of this. Descendants of Jezebel, born and bathed in greed, selfishness and wickedness. Such a husband is definitely a better man than I am.

MariaLavina:
Okay, let's act like this guy isn't a chop and clean mouth and be serious.

I would advise the couples to see a therapist or a shrink

Definitely chop and clean mouth. But then again she really might be ugly.

There's a difference between self confidence and arrogance though. I find that Nigerians generally find it hard to tell the difference.

dairykidd:
You should be the one to back of cos u ain't a G..
How the hell so u think u can turn everybody's girl to ur own girl U better respect urself & stop trying to claim "our girlfriend" they have a lot of services to render ro mankind when the cold wind blows over the North Pole & u can't reach Mainland for cover... Don't become an obstacle biko

Mah nigga

maikbanj:
Honestly for a long while,i really haven't taken them seriously. Now I'm ready to get serious with her because she's so in love with me. Like I don't rest. She's always calling and wants us to see almost everyday

If she is so in love with you then why are you so bothered?

Ans: Because you know that that can change at any time.

Don't invest is all I will say. Let her be the one reaching out for you.

dingbang:
Never ever take girls seriously..

OP this is all the advice you need. Make she dey complain say u no dey take am serious; na her business. They get a rise out of playing with your emotions when they feel like you care too much.

Na just NYSC O, YOUR journey still far.

Nigga torpedoed his family because of Angela. It took me a while to get over that, cos family is what it is - FAMILY. To me its sacred. He could have kept his family and continued enjoying Angela on the side till infinity or till she decided to get sense. Other than this fatal flaw Ghost is still that perfect, well put together gentleman I adore.

On the other hand I can understand what it's like to marry a woman you like or settled for cos she was what you NEEDED in your life at the time (Tasha) but nothing close to what you really wanted aka Angela.

May all the destiny resetting, bomb pùssies out there never cross my path ijn!