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fiyin47: evening,an idea struck my heart this evening.i thought of us organizing a tutorial,i know you guys re great gurus buh ours will be 70 naira-a-day and we re not gonna divulge the fact that we re freshers to this jambite.nice or not? Want your viewslolllsss ..business orientated. |
papindinho: ***claps and kills the buzzing flies that have filled the thread****d former |
Danthesage: Gud a.m bro...... Copied storyhmmmmm. .then ur talent is "copying nd pastin" ...just kiddin,lovd d post |
Otunbalarry: #TweetUsToWin is a gamena by force!!!!!?? |
Fynestboi: and i wonder when you will try to reason before typingy'all aint gettn d msg..sh mit hv bn tryin to say "I DONT FORM FAMS BYOND NL' so all other post is irrelevant..is gyhdyon tryna woo her( i know ghydyon,he haz a high taste)? so y wuld she mean anytyn abt his looks!!! |
Comradekenny: Mehnnn,that's ash,that's if u're even a female?..........cus I don't think a pretty lady does that........Na waaah ooooh so we don dey look pple face b4 we make friends with them,it's gaaju.....ghydon,sori oooh,u sef ask anoda pesin ur question.....Don't disgrace we guyz......Iv seen a couple of posts like dis with d same concept nd to b sncere,im kinda surprised... b4 Nl's BH version,we made it over 1000+ pages,starting from zero.wat im tryin to insinuate is that we aint new to each oda,we'v bn posting nd interacting on ds site since "you all when"..so wat sh posted dosnt dsrve ds comments.tharyoor s not a newbie here,sh knws how we run tnz here so sh culdnt hav posted such intentional,it doesnt require critical thinkin b4 1 concludes dat she doesnt mean it.. ghydyon of us all, was d only person wu realised sh was missin,nd he took d liberty of askin about her(how sweet was dat?)..if yu were tharyor,wuld yu reply such a guy with a post intended to criticize his looks?...wen i saw d post,i laughed but ddnt take it serious nd i xpected dat from evry1 of us here. |
Ghydyon: oh never knew my pix would be a thorn on some people flesh,if it dose am so so sorry. Well I guess that's the way you express your manners of which I won't take offense on. I tink its of no use asking you some questions I wanted to ask cos your statement above just says the kind of person you are....LASTLY DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER...see you at the faculty ma'am@ d bolded.... Actually i can,if i was d author |
Comradekenny: You're lucky for what you wrote,had it been I was close to you,I would have slaped you,wahalai....How can you say such a thing,Am highly disappointed........Mtcheew,I guess you call your self an articulate starlite.......mtcheeewin Eminem's voice,adapted from STAN it's bn 3 weeks,still no word |
Thayoor: .i was about to add u on fb wen i decided to sneak a peek at ur pix.wit wat i saw,sori i cant add u.wateva u were gonna ask do dat on nl ok?dd yu realise you were adressn d next Mr "ghydyon,wch hostel yu dey"? |
Ghydyon: Pls who has seen thayoor? Is she part of d victim of nairaland disaster?check her at d refugee camp |
papindinho: hahahaha... Nope bro. That was the fourth or fifth time I saw that post.iv evn cam across d whatsapp version |
papindinho: please ma, what joy does it bring to make jokes off what majority are expectant of?lemme guess; papinx was readn d post,xcitment building up inside him,was abt to shout"mum help me pack my bags"...until he realised it was just a joke...... |
papindinho: please ma, what joy does it bring to make jokes off what majority are expectant of?lemme guess; papinx was readn d post,xcitment building up inside him,was abt to shout"mum help me pack my bags"...until he realised it was only just a joke...... |
Dubemkelly: what a wait! sorry to the freshers, these things happen and I can imagine the feel...Wish the school made this development earlier before now, u guys would have taken jamb and forfeited the admission cos its as good as useless being offered admission since last year and still waiting to resume till today...Grossly saddening but I believe it shall pass one day but as for people who chose Oau this year,your case is pathetic cos I don't know if the school has plans for u guys and I advise u go get jamb forms and resit for it next year choosing schools with better academic calendar.@ d bolded.. evn jamb no dey smile ryt nw at all if u vex take anoda jamb,u go vex f*il ni |
Maureendowil: Hi...Any philosophy student here?them plenty small...(1)fynestboi |
icelord: I have done that already..... Fine boys don't do things twiceshey ds boy fine true true ni? |
Teezman: am damn serious, he attends UNILORIN. now that's a relief right. but OAUUUUUUUUUU........unilorin?...i seeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
icelord: I want to give birth to albinos,,,,, any one has any idea how I can go about thatu nd ur wishes (1) kitchen moz gel (2) albinos... (3) ......pending |
Nimk: Found it finally after all my search ...hey guystook u some time to search out d thread? i know y; u ddnt include 1 keyword "mhyke"...u'r welcome, grab a seat |
Teezman: A close friend of mine will be returning from school today, he just finished his 100 level second semester exams and I got admitted before him. O boi! I don't know if I should be happy for him or get saddened about my situationlollsss..u ds guy ehn |
Days keep hijacking one another,month creeping on fellow months.june don pass,july is rolling away, nd here we are,wt notn bn sed abt resumption.....we'r gona b celebrating our postume 1st year anniversary in 11days time,whereas our matriculation hasnt bn dated yet....[s]shebi we don pay,mak we resume jor,i swear we no go protest again[/s] or mak dem return persn mony nd take their admission d tin don tire person sef.if 1 hasnt gained admission, dat's considerable bt y wuld 1 b given admission snce last year nd still nairalanding away 1's time at hom. |
Prince adebayo: Breaking NewsAfter their return from Brazil World cup yestaday, the Super Eagles were so ashamed of their defeat that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized.Mikel disguised himself as a monk and was walking on the street when suddenly an old lady walked up to him and said "Mikel how far na?". Mikel was so surprised that he ran away annoyed that the old woman could recognize him despite his disguise. Disappointed, he went home and dressed as a pregnant woman, again he bumped into the same old lady and she said, "Mikel how far na, see as you just run the away". Confused and frustrated Mikel asked "but mama how do you keep recognizing me despite my disguises"?The old lady replied: "Hahaha, Mikel na wa for you oh, look me well na, It's me Yobo"nw dat's wat i cal funny! |
owoyale1: Once you finish successfully, try to apply to schools like this.even kids are free n finland.make i drop oau dey pursue finland |
papindinho: no application recorded o... Bad markethhmmmm..mayb a mozlord dey do mozgels laundering |
icelord: is that how much u are willing to pay.... U know say I be fine boy..... And I need to maintain my good looks.,,,,5k boyfriend maintenance fee is too small5k?..u go dey do face lift ni? |
michaeltotti: Name;mhyke |
icelord: Why is everybody introducing themselves..... Any way,lolzzz..do u mean it? cos ds will b d 2nd post of it's kind on anoda thread entirely,bearing d same moniker u'v bn askd to hang a placard around ur neck nd stand n front of moz-- u claimed to b too cute to do dat.u evn referred interested mumu(s) to ur P.A(wu probably has a distinction in moz 101)....nd to crown it all,u no wan spend..it's mission impossible mehn.. |
Mikkie31: is someone going to reply this post or we are just going to keep joking around?u dont hv to get wrked up over it.ur case is nt d first(bt mit b d last sha)..it will b confirmd,nd u shuld endeavour to re-visit d bank if it's taking tooooo long |
Mikkie31: is someone going to reply this post or we are just going to keep joking around?u dont hv to get wrked up over it.ur case is nt d first(bt mit b d last sha)..it will b confirmd nd u shuld endeavour to re-visit d bank if it's taking tooooo long |
icelord: haba madam...... U want make people laugh me,,, am just a poor and hungry guy, looking for a cook.... Interested applicants should contact my PA.... Papinxfunny..it's shocking,wat a PA does nowadays |
OmolodMilkman93: Pls can sme of d gurus help us with d procedure of rooting, backup of stock rom and how to change romsdownload frama root ,install it,launch it,click on SUPERSU (***,NOT SUPERUSER OO) then click boromir..reboot ur fone...u wil c a supersu app installd.. it's done!! wen u hv done ds,come back to request for backing up procedures |
emekakelvin: Baba, what really happen to Nairalandit got alutalized |

. Mind u am nt vex coz she didnt add him, but am in rage cøz she said *his pics* like say thats a criteria. It wud have been fine if she just made it plain. 
