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Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 12:16am On Jul 11, 2014
fiyin47: evening,an idea struck my heart this evening.i thought of us organizing a tutorial,i know you guys re great gurus buh ours will be 70 naira-a-day and we re not gonna divulge the fact that we re freshers to this jambite.nice or not? Want your views

lolllsss
..business orientated.
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 12:14am On Jul 11, 2014
papindinho: ***claps and kills the buzzing flies that have filled the thread****




where are you guys?


Please, let's finalise the issue about the group's tag.

GreatIfe's initiative14? Or GreatIfe's initiative? Or you suggest.
d former
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 12:13am On Jul 11, 2014
Danthesage:

Gud a.m bro...... Copied story cheesy

Gud a.m bro...... #Copied story

hmmmmm.
.then ur talent is "copying nd pastin" ...just kiddin,lovd d post
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 12:11am On Jul 11, 2014
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na by force!!!!!??
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 12:06am On Jul 11, 2014
Fynestboi: and i wonder when you will try to reason before typing undecided. Mind u am nt vex coz she didnt add him, but am in rage cøz she said *his pics* like say thats a criteria. It wud have been fine if she just made it plain.

y'all aint gettn d msg..sh mit hv bn tryin to say "I DONT FORM FAMS BYOND NL' so all other post is irrelevant..is gyhdyon tryna woo her( i know ghydyon,he haz a high taste)? so y wuld she mean anytyn abt his looks!!!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 11:57pm On Jul 10, 2014
Comradekenny:
Mehnnn,that's ash,that's if u're even a female?..........cus I don't think a pretty lady does that........Na waaah ooooh so we don dey look pple face b4 we make friends with them,it's gaaju.....ghydon,sori oooh,u sef ask anoda pesin ur question.....Don't disgrace we guyz...... wink

Iv seen a couple of posts like dis with d same concept nd to b sncere,im kinda surprised... b4 Nl's BH version,we made it over 1000+ pages,starting from zero.wat im tryin to insinuate is that we aint new to each oda,we'v bn posting nd interacting on ds site since "you all when"..so wat sh posted dosnt dsrve ds comments.tharyoor s not a newbie here,sh knws how we run tnz here so sh culdnt hav posted such intentional,it doesnt require critical thinkin b4 1 concludes dat she doesnt mean it..
ghydyon of us all, was d only person wu realised sh was missin,nd he took d liberty of askin about her(how sweet was dat?)..if yu were tharyor,wuld yu reply such a guy with a post intended to criticize his looks?...wen i saw d post,i laughed but ddnt take it serious nd i xpected dat from evry1 of us here.

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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 11:43pm On Jul 10, 2014
Ghydyon: oh never knew my pix would be a thorn on some people flesh,if it dose am so so sorry. Well I guess that's the way you express your manners of which I won't take offense on. I tink its of no use asking you some questions I wanted to ask cos your statement above just says the kind of person you are....LASTLY DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER...see you at the faculty ma'am

@ d bolded....

Actually i can,if i was d author
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 11:39pm On Jul 10, 2014
Comradekenny:
You're lucky for what you wrote,had it been I was close to you,I would have slaped you,wahalai....How can you say such a thing,Am highly disappointed........Mtcheew,I guess you call your self an articulate starlite.......mtcheeew angry

in Eminem's voice,adapted from STAN

it's bn 3 weeks,still no word
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 11:38pm On Jul 10, 2014
Thayoor: .i was about to add u on fb wen i decided to sneak a peek at ur pix.wit wat i saw,sori i cant add u.wateva u were gonna ask do dat on nl ok?

dd yu realise you were adressn d next Mr "ghydyon,wch hostel yu dey"?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 7:07pm On Jul 06, 2014
Ghydyon: Pls who has seen thayoor? Is she part of d victim of nairaland disaster?
check her at d refugee camp
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 7:06pm On Jul 06, 2014
papindinho: hahahaha... Nope bro. That was the fourth or fifth time I saw that post.
iv evn cam across d whatsapp version
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 9:14pm On Jul 05, 2014
papindinho: please ma, what joy does it bring to make jokes off what majority are expectant of?

Kindly desist from sharing this kind of message, it's good to be source of happiness to many than be one of the other side.
Thanks
lemme guess;
papinx was readn d post,xcitment building up inside him,was abt to shout"mum help me pack my bags"...until he realised it was just a joke......
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 9:14pm On Jul 05, 2014
papindinho: please ma, what joy does it bring to make jokes off what majority are expectant of?

Kindly desist from sharing this kind of message, it's good to be source of happiness to many than be one of the other side.
Thanks
lemme guess;
papinx was readn d post,xcitment building up inside him,was abt to shout"mum help me pack my bags"...until he realised it was only just a joke......
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 9:09pm On Jul 05, 2014
Dubemkelly: what a wait! sorry to the freshers, these things happen and I can imagine the feel...Wish the school made this development earlier before now, u guys would have taken jamb and forfeited the admission cos its as good as useless being offered admission since last year and still waiting to resume till today...Grossly saddening but I believe it shall pass one day but as for people who chose Oau this year,your case is pathetic cos I don't know if the school has plans for u guys and I advise u go get jamb forms and resit for it next year choosing schools with better academic calendar.
@ d bolded..
evn jamb no dey smile ryt nw at all
if u vex take anoda jamb,u go vex f*il ni
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 9:06pm On Jul 05, 2014
Maureendowil: Hi...Any philosophy student here?

them plenty small...(1)fynestboi
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 8:58pm On Jul 05, 2014
icelord: I have done that already..... Fine boys don't do things twice
shey ds boy fine true true ni?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 7:12pm On Jul 03, 2014
Teezman: am damn serious, he attends UNILORIN. now that's a relief right. but OAUUUUUUUUUU........
unilorin?...i seeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 7:10pm On Jul 03, 2014
icelord: I want to give birth to albinos,,,,, any one has any idea how I can go about that
u nd ur wishes
(1) kitchen moz gel
(2) albinos...
(3) ......pending
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 10:53am On Jul 03, 2014
Nimk: Found it finally after all my search ...hey guys
took u some time to search out d thread?
i know y; u ddnt include 1 keyword "mhyke"...u'r welcome, grab a seat
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 10:41am On Jul 03, 2014
Teezman: A close friend of mine will be returning from school today, he just finished his 100 level second semester exams and I got admitted before him. O boi! I don't know if I should be happy for him or get saddened about my situation

lollsss..u ds guy ehn
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 9:09pm On Jul 02, 2014
Days keep hijacking one another,month creeping on fellow months.june don pass,july is rolling away, nd here we are,wt notn bn sed abt resumption.....we'r gona b celebrating our postume 1st year anniversary in 11days time,whereas our matriculation hasnt bn dated yet....[s]shebi we don pay,mak we resume jor,i swear we no go protest again[/s] or mak dem return persn mony nd take their admission
d tin don tire person sef.if 1 hasnt gained admission, dat's considerable bt y wuld 1 b given admission snce last year nd still nairalanding away 1's time at hom.

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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 9:02pm On Jul 02, 2014
Prince adebayo: Breaking NewsAfter their return from Brazil World cup yestaday, the Super Eagles were so ashamed of their defeat that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized.Mikel disguised himself as a monk and was walking on the street when suddenly an old lady walked up to him and said "Mikel how far na?". Mikel was so surprised that he ran away annoyed that the old woman could recognize him despite his disguise. Disappointed, he went home and dressed as a pregnant woman, again he bumped into the same old lady and she said, "Mikel how far na, see as you just run the away". Confused and frustrated Mikel asked "but mama how do you keep recognizing me despite my disguises"?The old lady replied: "Hahaha, Mikel na wa for you oh, look me well na, It's me Yobo"
nw dat's wat i cal funny!

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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 11:06pm On Jul 01, 2014
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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 11:03pm On Jul 01, 2014
papindinho: no application recorded o... Bad market
hhmmmm..mayb a mozlord dey do mozgels laundering
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 10:56pm On Jul 01, 2014
icelord: is that how much u are willing to pay.... U know say I be fine boy..... And I need to maintain my good looks.,,,,5k boyfriend maintenance fee is too small
5k?..u go dey do face lift ni?
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 10:55pm On Jul 01, 2014
michaeltotti:

Name;mhyke

Faculty of enviromental design and management

department of architecture.
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 3:10pm On Jun 30, 2014
icelord: Why is everybody introducing themselves..... Any way,
Am Stephen
Dept of sociology and anthropology
Faculty of social science
And I dey find girlfriend wen sabi cook for Mozambique
lolzzz..do u mean it? cos ds will b d 2nd post of it's kind on anoda thread entirely,bearing d same moniker
u'v bn askd to hang a placard around ur neck nd stand n front of moz-- u claimed to b too cute to do dat.u evn referred interested mumu(s) to ur P.A(wu probably has a distinction in moz 101)....nd to crown it all,u no wan spend..it's mission impossible mehn..
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 3:03pm On Jun 30, 2014
Mikkie31: is someone going to reply this post or we are just going to keep joking around?

u dont hv to get wrked up over it.ur case is nt d first(bt mit b d last sha)..it will b confirmd,nd u shuld endeavour to re-visit d bank if it's taking tooooo long
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 3:03pm On Jun 30, 2014
Mikkie31: is someone going to reply this post or we are just going to keep joking around?

u dont hv to get wrked up over it.ur case is nt d first(bt mit b d last sha)..it will b confirmd nd u shuld endeavour to re-visit d bank if it's taking tooooo long
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 3:00pm On Jun 30, 2014
icelord: haba madam...... U want make people laugh me,,, am just a poor and hungry guy, looking for a cook.... Interested applicants should contact my PA.... Papinx cheesy
funny..it's shocking,wat a PA does nowadays
Phones / Re: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by Mhyke: 12:10am On Jun 30, 2014
OmolodMilkman93: Pls can sme of d gurus help us with d procedure of rooting, backup of stock rom and how to change roms
download frama root ,install it,launch it,click on SUPERSU (***,NOT SUPERUSER OO) then click boromir..reboot ur fone...u wil c a supersu app installd.. it's done!! wen u hv done ds,come back to request for backing up procedures
Education / Re: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by Mhyke: 12:01am On Jun 30, 2014
emekakelvin:

Baba, what really happen to Nairaland

it got alutalized

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