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Dang

It got on Frontpage.
Hope you're thick-skinned cause you about to get roasted

I just fix it in the bag.

Elegushi beach, Lagos State
If you are looking for a beach with adventure, enough partying, enough groove.

Ok the video evidently depicts it's a cohesion of both parties

Ok the video evidently depicts it's a cohesion of both parties

Shocking is an understatement

Yum Yum

All shades of lovely.

With his windscreen shades

ICEMAN:
Davido's brother should shut his fucking fat flytrap. Captain SaveaHo Thunder fire am!

So much venom

Still polished after so many years

Just when you think you've seen it all this one comes along

Nice one.

Nice one.

doyinisaac:
The guy below is the reason why nigeria cannot move forward....someone is bringing out questions that could save someone from stigma for life whether for the accuser or the accused...and he is here insulting the op just for cheap "likes"......if the taxify driver is guilty of the rape accusations he should be dealt with .....and if it is the lady that is lying and she just lied to set the guy up then she is guilty of Defamation and she should be dealt with too...

Threebear:
My honest question to the OP.

1 Don't you have anything better to do with your life?

2 Have you eaten today?

3 Do you know that Dorcas is already a celebrity?

4 Do you know people like you are giving her much more publicity and attention?

5 Do you know if you focus more on your life and career and less on Dorcas and her taxify story, people will discuss you someday.

There.

CaptainJefry:
I know a lady who travelled to Nigeria and met a guy and they started dating. Dude is a graduate, searching for job and looked serious minded or so she told me.

They started serious online date and the girl started supporting him financially. According to her, she paid all his bills even gave him money for his younger ones' school fees. Dude woke up one morning, tried US embassy for visa and was lucky. She no hear of him again.

Next thing she saw was Facebook updates. Dude landed safely and started sharing pictures from Atlanta and the lady stays in Cali.

Dang that's brutal.

Fabricated.

Noted.

Amirullaha:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprised at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 73g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know.
-''Swear
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Dang you just wasted space

Am 100% certain no one cares

Am 100% certain no one cares

Another tales by the moonlight story

Blakjeelry:
If this one step her foot in Nigeria we will never have light again

LOL

If she's 19 then am 2

Lol that's when it's sweetest

Question is, is it affordable ?

Ensure you do all the necessary checks including the documents of the car and reach to an agreement before making any payment.

TonyeBarcanista:
This is the most popular food in Nigeria (perhaps, Africa)



God bless the man that discovered Garri

I tell you

Many people marry someone they don't love because of societal, family and peer pressure. Nigeria is not a country where you easily find people who would say i don't wish to get married. You are expected to get married, it is part of our culture. In fact, when you get to a certain age, especially after graduating from college and you get a job. People begin to ask you directly or indirectly why you aren't married yet. Some would stylishly say “ When are we coming to eat your rice” Indirectly it means when are we coming for your wedding

#prevention is better than cure