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jemimaa01:
sweerie seriously you need to go to bed,what are you on about?? or did you really take babatawa's meds??

Now you on babatawa shey?!?
Babatawa, you heard her o

chikaodili345:
please, i don't want anybody to die. if you're thirsty, i will quench the thirst for you.

I trust you girl.
You're the best!
And I think they're now starting to learn (whisper)

babatawa:
i knw et... chika is so generous

so just scholarly services huh, nothin more?

Beware o! Or I go tell mama Tawa

jemimaa01:
*Rotfl Mustofa would be appropriate

She too needs correction.
They just won't learn! Hush!

mzmeeday:
this is how pple take pcm over other ppls head ache. mr balogun

Another gbagaun!
Chikaodili345, please, correct her.

chikaodili345:
Oh, yes. I know it's a typo. Hence the correction.

Oh girl! You're just so amazing!
Go girl!
You gat it!

haliluck:
I tink dat was a typo

Yea, I was. Thanks for correcting it.
You're learning. It takes time though.

chikaodili345:
For those searching for dictionaries, I recommend:

Merriam-Webster's Dictionary & Thesaurus

OR

Oxford's English Dictionary, Thesaurus & Grammar

Go girl! Go!
I can borrow them oxford Dictionary.
I have the second edition

babatawa:
Dude you for chill small so that the suspense go build up

Nah, never! I no like suspense, I like action.

majidyusuf:
We no care too

Guy chill, calm down
No join the gbeke wey dey ground

chikaodili345:
Apparently, the way I speak English bothers some of you. Truth be told, that's your problem. I really couldn't care less.

Hish! *crying for haliluck,mzmeeday,jemimaa001 and co

jemimaa01:
sweery if.you can't beat.them just join 'em

Shey una dey form Don Jazzy ba
If I control DANFODITES come this thread una go tire race o.

We dey watch una o ABUSITES
E be like na this evening una wan hold una convocation

sodiqyinka:
It wasn't... Your school was.

LOBATAN!

babatawa:
lemme ask you again, did you steal my medication?

No i didn't
Abeg, anybody see him medication?

benebaby77:
Don't tell me you aren't well-versed in Bible…… I guess you have a change of mind. tell me when we're going to start then

Hear no evil ,see no evil and speak no evil
Konji no be better thing o

erisegun:
hahahahaha, babatawa anoint kwa? I yaf die o. Person wey b say him gan need deliverance.

Na the koko you just yarn now my gee
Cuz, him don dey ask me since about him medication.

benebaby77:
Of course, that's your cunning way of saying 'no' to my request....

Remember what Bible says " Give to the one who asks from you, and do not refuse the one who would need from you."

we have upcoming pastors here, for this thread o.
Anyway, go meet Babatawa make him annoint you sharp sharp.

I for like share my own experience here too
But the story too long
I tried using knife, but na small part comot
The story still long
To cut the story short, I used cutlass
So, the remaining part of the story na"....Caro is still a good girl, anytime.
Hope y'all enjoyed the story.

deracathy:
I Don't blame you, I forgive you of your ill manners.

Madam, sorry if it was too expensive.
I didn't mean to anger you.
I was just quoting a few line out of MCGalaxy song.
Hope am forgiven

miccoy:
Something (hilariuos) just happened between me and my lil cousin.
He was playing with sand (he is four), while I was, as usual, on my phone (chatting). Then, he asked me, "uncle Mike, can I add salt to this food?" He actually meant the sand he was playing with. "You can as well add maggi, it'll make the aroma come out" I replied him, while still busy with the B15 commemts rolling in.
Before I could finish replying chikaodili345's response to my post(ya'll read the comment, with that craker crankum), he whispered to my ear (the left one), "food is ready!"
To my greatest amusement (mind my grammar), he had actually added not just salt and maggi to the sand (his so called 'food'), but also included onions and ketchup.
While still in my state of amazement, he asked, "guess what I made?" And I replied, "what?" And he said (smiling innocently),"chicken bologna!"
Menh it was hilarious. I had to call his mum to see the wonder her son had performed.
He was spanked (by his mum) for using the remaining sachet of maggi on his chicken bologna(sand sausage).lol

hilsocial:
lol , kids can be v funny but wait a minute, y ur cousin de call u Uncle u cm de happy, omo tell am to de call u Brother. Lol

My gee, leave am like that o. The age difference no be moin moin o

deracathy:
well, I'm Still recovering from the shock oof missing Batch A.
Godswill #

Looking for Work o.
Best option is to get married!!!!!!
what do you guys.

will you marry me?
i go buy your mama sewing machine
i go buy your papa biggi canoe

homesteady:
It is not wrong! I'm sure The meeting was been covered by the press, and if a Mic is not used, the viewers will not hear him clearly!
It's not all news agencies that put tags on their mic!

you have a point!

homesteady:
It's not an anomally for Mics to be used in such events! It's a usual thing, it's for recording purposes!

why it's wrong in this context is because the audience are few and the conference room is not that wide.
mind you, the mic wasn,t even news agencies own.

chuna1985:
The only wrong thing is that he's using a microphone to address 7 people

Gee, I hail you. Na only you sabi wetin dey wrong for the picture.
See all of them arguing the wrong issue.
PS: the mic is what is wrong in the picture and not the wall frame.

Something (hilariuos) just happened between me and my lil cousin.
He was playing with sand (he is four), while I was, as usual, on my phone (chatting). Then, he asked me, "uncle Mike, can I add salt to this food?" He actually meant the sand he was playing with. "You can as well add maggi, it'll make the aroma come out" I replied him, while still busy with the B15 commemts rolling in.
Before I could finish replying chikaodili345's response to my post(ya'll read the comment, with that craker crankum), he whispered to my ear (the left one), "food is ready!"
To my greatest amusement (mind my grammar), he had actually added not just salt and maggi to the sand (his so called 'food'), but also included onions and ketchup.
While still in my state of amazement, he asked, "guess what I made?" And I replied, "what?" And he said (smiling innocently),"chicken bologna!"
Menh it was hilarious. I had to call his mum to see the wonder her son had performed.
He was spanked (by his mum) for using the remaining sachet of maggi on his chicken bologna(sand sausage).lol

chikaodili345:
Wow. You're simultaneously making my point for me, while also confusing the issue. The "inaccurate" was placed there because assumptions can turn out to be accurate/true. I was asserting that the statement was NOT accurate, hence the adjective.

Ok. I bow, you won!
But, don't forget to ask majidyusuf for my "me - to - you" gift.
Trust me, you'll thank me later

heybel:
Wic state is best for service...I rep B'15

Nnewi State. They'll pass the bill, creating the state, next year

PS: I go for Akwa - Ibom.

hilsocial:
NEPA here don vex for ur grammer cm take light.

hilsocial:
I guess Chika is frm Imo state. Dia everybody de claim Patrick.

Lol, na only for there you go see bricklayer dey blame dentist for his lack of job.

chikaodili345:
An assumption is stating that something is true without proof. Making such a statement presupposes accuracy.

Yes, it's a guess. But guesses are either wrong or right. And here, you are quite wrong.

You didn't quite get my point; the statement that brought about this craker crakum was your response...., which you rather put wrongly as "you are again making an inaccurate assumptions about me"
Now, I said remove the "inaccurate" from the quoted sentence above. Cuz, assumptions don't always turn out to be accurate/true, though, you may have a proof.
QED
Majidyusuf, I told you she among the A-league of Harvard.

majidyusuf:
lool, na ghosts na him I copy put there, sorry, na ogbomosho weed I dey plan take later

Abeg, find two wraps give chikaodili345, make she use am step down.