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babatawa:
that's against the ethics...

Wetin gini?!?! You never even sin, you don dey confess.
Na black & white pishures johr, no be coloured

haliluck:
Dis miccoy don come again

Anti, are you not happy to see me?

babatawa:
guy not like that johr... it's the rule of the work

just happens to favour me

As your main man, I dey your back.
Just dey send the pishures for reference purpose.

chikaodili345:
You mean the center of gravity? Honestly, if you can find the center of gravity, you are one in a million. Science is still not sure where exactly the center of gravity is. It differs for each woman.

The G-department na Lost Treasure, abi na Ultimate Search?
Trust me, as a sharp guy, I don locate the department, e no even take me 2 minute.
The P be. Say she wan make I dey do the dusting & departmental work at the same time. Any benefit?

babatawa:
dude! you don't crap where you eat gerrit

the fun part of the job be say for a chest PA xray the client gas commot clothe even bra ... cnt wait to start

Hehehe, you wan reap where you no sow!
You wan go dey look another man property ba?
Your days are numbered in roman figure

chikaodili345:
Obviously.

I gat a question for you, as Master of Sex, as you claimed to be.
Do you need to also rub the G-department while dusting your babe to increase the volume?

[quote author=haliluck post=33360917][/quote]Why you dey shine your teeth? You dey advertise chewing stick?

chikaodili345:
Yes.

Na you be correct babe!

benebaby77:
Abi miccoy, I no know sey u know that with babatawa(or nah baba alabosi).... E be like gari with ground kuli kuli the guy smoke dis evening

I just dey pray sey he no dey mess up at his new place of work

No o. I trust him, he can't mess up. He knows his trade.
The only thing be say, make him no go xray where him no suppose xray

chikaodili345:
Lol..osheyy

So you sabi the thing?

chikaodili345:
But I see you.

John Cena

babatawa:
I'm obsessed with you ni. i sense a connection btw you two evn tho e nur too dey obvious

This guy is always High on cheap drug
The worst part, ordinary garri with kulikuli fit high am

An idle hand is Nairaland workshop!
As e be say Babatawa don get job as Mortuary attandance, make you too find something do.

Before you ask, me, I & myself dey learn how to sleep without closing my eyes

majidyusuf:
yes Mike, I got your back

Hooo I no gree
If Kasala burst now, na one corner you go dey dey peep

hilsocial:
I de wait for dos whey watch season 1 ,2, 3 4 to finish. Besides i just de remember when i de sch i de happy during May cos of Public holildays in d month.

I tell you bro. Na we gat a whole four months as holiday.
Some don already dey plan their wedding self.

majidyusuf:
everybody dey wait for fight

How far? You gat my back?
Make I start one GOBE now?

benebaby77:
my hand dey celebrate workers' day ni ooo
https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy023.gif

Lol, na only your hand
I hope say you no chop today
Cuz, ya mouth too suppose celebrate o

majidyusuf:
seems so oh, the match past was tiring

Everybody just dey waka past

2el:
You don't mind vaseline

Baddest guy, I no dey that department.
Ask babatawa

What is happening here?
You all dey follow do the workers' day?

The thread looks so dry.
Ladies & gentle men, common let's add Lotion here.
Babatawa, majidyusuf,2el,hilsocial,mzmeeday,jemimaa001,idee91,chikaodili345,benebaby77,remzor,haliluck,stancity, and the rest.

Common guys!

babatawa:
What ministry?

Hahaha see General Overseer dey ask me what ministry? You don forget the ministry wey you CEO?
Okayyyyy! Sorryyyy! Your medication ba?!?!
Abeg, who see am?

babatawa:
you again!

You wan deny the ministry?

babatawa:
bro you forgot somethin o
your shoe size

If him reach camp, NYSC go measure am
You ma wetin you wan use him shoe size do You be cobler , abi na him leg you wan take do teaching practice

chikaodili345:
Someone launders N25 billion and the fine is just N3 million?

Yes, that makes perfect sense.

That sounds to me like a profitable business.
That's just the right kind of business idea any business mogul is ready to invest in

haliluck:
Lolll dis kind tin dey pain oooo

I tell you my sister, e dey pain wella.
But, I gat to be man, I won't cry, I won't get angry.
But, I know your motive....and not tonight

Sugahylz:
Remember when u asked dat question abt "stream" and I made that little joke? Remember ur reaction?
Oh well now you know the feeling when "people don't take a joke for what it is".

Well, first thing first, I don't think, as a peace loving person as you are (I assume), that it is appropriate (now) for you to bring up this issue again. I mean, it's a new month.

Secondly, I want you to know that there is a different between mockery, insult, & a joke. And even though then I found your reply to my question to be insulting, I never reciprocate the gesture....rather, I tried explaining to you that I was not familiar with your kind of joke.

But, don't you worry now, you can joke the hell out of me; but only on one condition, " that I'll get my apology kisses from you" and should incase, you're wondering what that mean, "ask mzmeeday"

emphasizer:
PLEASE I AM A STUDENT OF THE 
FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY OWERRI ..
DEPARTMENT OF ELECTRICAL/ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING
my name was sent by the senate  but had errors...... My MATRIC no is 20091642673
My class of degree is Second class upper
My surname is OKOLI
first name CHUKWUDI
middle name FRANCIS
JAMB REG NO 92729818EH
DATE OF BIRTH 25TH AUGUST 1992....

If you're already been mobilized, just go to your camp, everything would be rectify there.
#NoAlarm

A curfew was declared, some A15 PCM went ahead to watch the champions league match (you just can't seperate guys & football).

On their way back, they met a team of soldiers; who decided to flog them according to the numbers on their various jerseys (clothes), for disobeying the law.

The first guy was putting on a chelsea jersey, with number 10 (Eden Hazard) imprinted at the back. So, he was flogged 10 times. The second guy was wearing 50 cent imprinted shirt and was given 50 lashes.

This time, the third guy, who is a Fulani guy started crying from afar. So the soldiers asked him to turn his back. Guess what?!?! He was wearing Sai Buhari 2015.

Happy New Month!

babatawa:
see am! Ashawo,
person wey call you Aproko na e 1daful
Goodnight sha

Ntoor! dey there dey salivate.
I don collect the kiss be that, nothing you fit do. You go just waste all ya saliva.
You heard her, biko, face iya Tawa sharp sharp

mzmeeday:
Aaaaw miccoy darling believe it or not i ddnt mean that, i called the truce remember, dnt take nairaland posts like this too serious, ..kissess do have a lovely night .

You're welcome!
Y'all girls are wonderful
And the kiss too

I think am out.
Cuz, it piss me off when people don't take a joke for what it is.
I heard that girl saying I'm ill-mannere. I mean you're online, you meet diffrent kinds of people. The good part, I apologized to her, when I saw the jokes didn't go well with her. But, she never reciprocate.
Now, Mzmeeday, you called my 'aproko', just for making this thread lively. I won't insult you, I'll only say 'sorry, forgive me' if I've insulted you in anyway.
To all others also, sorry I was only joking. Well, maybe I weant too far, but am truly sorry

chikaodili345:
Lmaooo..confused? sounds like kettle calling pot black.

Meanwhile, I'm not sure how to handle duplicate posts. You only need to click the "submit" button once. If you have trouble with this, maybe you need to have your motor skills examined. I can suggest an excellent physical therapist.

You nailed it girl!
School them. If they don't want to....flog them.