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majidyusuf:
deracathy(f ),
chikaodili345 ( f), miccoy (m), haliluck , Dayhorla
(f ), jiceeinstein, majidyusuf (m), hilsocial ( m see them

O boy, Why you go carry me name put for female department?
Na for where you dey buy your WEED? E strong die!

majidyusuf:
me too no dey see any

Seconded

chikaodili345:
Once again, you're making inaccurate assumptions about me.

My Madam, since it's an assumption, it's not meant to be accurate.
That's why in economics, when maiking an assumption, you hold other things constant/equal(cuz, it's guess). Abi, Economists in the house how una see am.
*i stand to be corrected

Are you a prospective B15 Corp Member?
Are you bored and want to engage yourself in productive activities?
Here is a list of things you could do:
» Package all your lecture notes & handouts and start reading them all over again. (Make sure you start from 100 level/ND 1)
» Find a good partner(any B15 PCM will do) and emback on every saturday and sunday evangelism(trust me, your reward is in heaven)
» Buy a very strong broom(you can contact Amaechi on where to get one)and emback on an every morning sweeping campaign. Make sure you sweep every nook and cranny of your neighbourhood.(Community service is the best form of voluntary job. NYSC encourages that!)
MORE.........add yours

babatawa:
Oga 2el don ask of you
btw register dey him.office
him don tell that him secretary chikaodili345 make she type query letter give you...

Abeg, hope say na oga 2el draft the letter and her own na to just type o!?!?
Cuz, if na she go draft and also, type the query,, na double wahala for deadi bodi o'
Meanwhile, abeg, use style pass me the register through the window

Morning colleagues,
Una don reach office already
Sorry say I come late
Hope dem no dey take comer

Goodnight guys
Pls, if I've offended you through my jokes or any other means which I may not be aware of, I do hope that you will find it in your preciuos heart to forgive me.
Today was good, I pray tomorrow to be better!
Cheers!!!

theSpark:
Kada ku yarda yarinyan nan ta ba Ku tsoro, ko ta nuna muku iyawan turunci, ko nunan hadji.

My oga, these things wey you type so wan resemble french o. Abi na russia?!?! Wait wait let mi ask google

theSpark:
*Gives her a side glance*

First of all kindly state what school you graduated from and what course you studied.

From their speech, yea shall know them.
She studied Grammarcology with a capital G

idee91:
Na grammar dey cause u head ache ?

O boy, my own better o.
If you no position yourself wella, na emergency ward be that o.

majidyusuf:
hahahaha, e get level way the thing dey reach way i no dey undertsand wetin she dey talk sef, na paracetamol i get

Omo! The dictionary wey fit explain her gramma still dey in soft copy. Dem never print am
Na future gramma gramma she dey speak

chikaodili345:
I somewhat resent the association with Mr. Obahiagbon since I find his use of big words to be unnecessary and counter-productive.

Kikiki(warri laugh), your grand father (patrick obahiagbon) must hear this
In the mean time, abeg dey quote reference for all these your grammatical indus. Lol
Abeg, anybody get panadol for strong headache?

chikaodili345:
I somewhat resent the association with Mr. Obahiagbon since I find his use of big words to be unnecessary and counter-productive.

Kikiki(warri laugh), your grand father (patrick obahiagbon) must hear this
In the mean time, abeg dey quote reference for all these your grammatical indus. Lol

babatawa:
hmnnnnn.. livin witness as a student not a corper
don't confuse both, tho i no know about sokoto sha

Gee, forget! I actually had a couple of corper friends stay at my place and they all confessed that Sokoto isn't what they say it is. Although, the major fu*ck up is the social life.
The only place you get to *shayo* is in the barrack.
But, there are still girls there (plenty of them) who understand the *parole*

chikaodili345:
It's an obscure reference. Sort of defeats the purpose.

babatawa:
Damn! her English is Good...

Hahaha see Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon grand-daughter for NL

babatawa:
catching me should be the least of your problems

in the mean time did you knw that

With an annual average temperature of 28.3 °C
(82.9 °F), Sokoto is one of the hottest cities in the
world

source;Wikipedia

Sokoto is actually one of the 'coolest' place to stay. Especially, as a corp member. I'm a living witness and I can tell you that all through my degree programme it was pleasant.
Infact, not to talk of representing the most peaceful university in Nigeria-UDUS.
If you are posted to Sokoto, find yourslef lucky.
Cheer!!!

I dey shout now o
Any UDUS prospective B15 holla at me now o
Whelther you know your fate or not!

Any UDUS prospective B15 can holla at me

kunlesufyan:
Increment of monthly stipend from 19800 to 39800...

That was a rumor. And NYSC has already made it clear that it should be ignored.

kunlesufyan:
OK calm down! You obviously haven't heard Buhari's promise to youth corpers ...

When was that? And what promise could that be?

2el:
Spoke with a representative of NYSC today in Abuja. Time Table to be out June/July, reg start September and November is Orientation camp for #B15..

Cc Sodiqyinka Babatawa stancity

I would advice all prospective B15 to set their minds toward the November date - for camping proper.
However, in the meantime, we should prepare our minds and our documents.
We should make sure these are ready:
• WAEC Cert.(Original)
• Statement of Result(Original)
• Birth Cert.(Original)
• School I'd(Your own)
• And ofcourse, Money(very important)
Cheers!!!

majidyusuf:
me and you know say that twitter handle is not official, just someone with good intel running the account

Well, that someone must be working with NYSC. Coz, when you click on the twitter tab on the NYSC site it takes you directly (without shortcut) to that someone twitter account-which is "@nysc_ng"
Cheer!!!

merikims:
gud pm
pls can jamb regulirazation of reg numbers be done at jamb office on my own because my school is far and the only solutii. is to regularise my reg number.advise pls

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STEP 1
(1) Go to www.jamb.org.ng
(2) Click on the regularization link
(3) Enter the jamb registration number given to you by your school
(4) Click the validate button
(5) Fill in your data, upload your picture, thumb print, and click save
STEP 2
(7) Go back to www.jamb.org.ng
( Click on amend data(regularized candidate only) link
(9) Enter your registration number and click the validate button
(10) Your data page will be display, confirm if your data are corect and click update button
(11) And cheers!!!

scofyld:
please am in Osun and need to go back to my ppa in taraba but I don't know to move, who can help me out please

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Go to the nearest Motor Park in your area. Tell'em you're going to Taraba. Cheers!

merikims:
gudpm
please I want to know if the difference in jamb admission status really matters because jamb gave my auchi poly and I Neva wrote their post ume or bought their form but later I was given admission in AAU but at of that time my school does not send names to jamb and most of my course mate admission status in jamb was no admission yet while some were lucky jamb gave them admission to the school(AAU).we only used school admission later or original jamb result for verification and clearance. am at loss.help a sis out.thanks

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It's one of the major issues some A15 corp members are facing. The earlier you tackle it, the better.

Sugahylz:
Na only u sabi wch exam hall u dey. As for me, i'm following a thread wea people share/ gather necessary info(afterall someone finally gave that ur question d answer u wanted abi?) and ofcos jokes re thrown frm time to time just to lighten up d mood...its allowed.
GoodMorning.

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Well, you should know, incase you don't....not everyone like to be made fun of. If that is your definition of joke.

Benny95:
hehehe oshimiri ataa ta

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Na question I ask. No be joke I crack.

theSpark:
Sometimes it happens that there are more Corp Members in a Batch than the NYSC can handle. Instead of overcrowding the camp, the NYSC splits them into streams for their orientation.

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Bro, thanks

Sugahylz:
Oshimiri

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Na how some people dey take fail Exams be that o. Simple question, wey even get 'question mark' at the end dem no fit....oshimiri ko oshi eranu to bae ni.

frenzydilz:
Na d batch wey go use d whole better things finish cm leave leftover 4 other batches...na final year u dey ba?

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B15 loading....hahaha for una mind. A15 na Lab. Rat. Anyway, make una clear way for the better pikins

Abeg o, which one be stream again?

Shey na the batch wey NYSC dey carry do experiment be this ba?!??