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Na so!

As if he can do better......

Hmmmm

Sure thing

Congratulations to them. But it's like many of them increase their charges once they attain the SAN designation. I don't blame them for it's not easy

What's your phone number?

Good luck to him

Dem mean am o

Good luck to them

Good

Hmmmm. The silence of the presidency and ministry of finance is deafening. For those who know how things go in Nigeria we know how this issue will pan out. For those who don't know, let me educate you.
Here is what will happen in the next few days:


The NYSC will set up a committee to look into the matter
The house of representatives will commence a hearing on this matter
The Senate will commence a hearing on this matter
The Federal government will set up a committee to look into the matter headed by the AGF
THERE will be protests at Unity fountain calling on the minister to resign
THERE will be protests at Unity fountain calling on the Minister to stay in office
Both group of protesters will clash at Unity fountain
After a bout 3 months, the President will askall Nigerians to pray over the matter
Next thing we know, it's time for elections
etc



Na me type all this? I try o

Congratulations to him. Winning matches in the UFC is no mean feat

Ol boy! See me see motor!

Science student

Hmmmmm

Haba

But why is rape so common in India?

Where does one even start? We showed too much respect to the Croatians and had a wrong tactical set up from beginning. We basically played with 3 defensive midfielders who we're too slow and ponderous. To worsen matters our coach didn't make changes early enough.
The coach should have started with Nwankwo and Iheanocho in attack supported by Moses with Iwobi playing as a number 10. I actually expected him to make changes to this effect in the second half . If we do this against Argentina and Iceland then we stand a chance

Bia Op don't let me vent my Super Eagles induced anger on u o

rentAcock:
10 Years ago, I met a guy in Mile 2 Lagos claiming to have a Time Machine for sale. The guy was wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap with an Iwobi Nigerian Jersey with the number 18 but nobody looked his way nor did they even know what he was selling. As a person who've watched several sci-fi movies like Back To the Future, Groundhog Day, The Terminator, Austin Powers movies etc I was interested and I approached him. I'm an avid basketball fan and I know back then, Brooklyn didn't have a basketball team while Alex Iwobi was probably just 12 years old and definitely not playing for th super eagles. But as of today, Brooklyn has a basketball team and Iwobi is a starting player for the Super eagles.

I asked him about this big clunky stuff he was selling and he told me it was a time machine but he wants to get rid of it. I thought it was funny and I asked him how much it was, he said N10,000 but we agreed to N500. Honestly i just thought the guy was homeless and in need of money. Fast forward 3 years later, the New Jersey Nets relocated and become known as the Brooklyn Nets, man I freaked out because I could remember clearly that guy had a Brooklyn Nets hat which i thought was probably Aba made at the time. Then in 2015, Alex Iwobi joined the Nigerian national team that was when it dawned on me that I had met a time traveller and did not know it. But of course I was still skeptical, but in 2016, I decided to test out this time machine during the US elections and I was only able to travel 24hrs into the future, so I waited until election day Nov 8th and I could vividly see CNN announcing Donald J Trump as the President Elect and people were in shock. When I returned back to present time, I thought it was just a bad dream as there was no way Trump could defeat Clinton, well the time machine was right.

So enough with the long tales. I tried out my Time travel machine this morning and you won't believe it, Nigeria beat Croatia 1-0. It was like a mirage, I think the machine is getting rusty because I can see and feel things around me but everything is a bit blurry, even though people can see me, they say I appear like a hologram. Anyway let's see if this time machine proves true one more time, although I don't plan to use it often because I notice I get migraine, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting. Traveling at the speed of light does mess up your body. If the result turns out to be right, I will sell all my father's properties, liquidate my assets and empty my bank account and make a killing sport betting the next game.

This your story ehn....

I love the line up. Tyronne aside this is our best team.
Make God help us o

This guy Don hammer be dat o

Hmmmm. Let me try it now

Perfect example of the menace of blogging without verifying facts

The menace of social media

Whats your location?

OP thanks for taking .time out to explain. I know people who have been unfortunate to fall victim . May God protect us

This is embarrassing to say the least

Players don't like this stand by arrangement at all

Explains a lot

KAI, this is an embarrassing performance

GavelSlam:
They can't afford 5k for the UME application forms. Please how do they plan to sustain their academic years at the university?

Good question. Think about it for a moment. Virtually everyone that attends a University has someone sponsoring him or her. It could be a parent, guardian, relative or whatever so if someone secures admission he or she needs a sponsor by default. If someone has secured admission it is probably easier to get a sponsor than if he is looking for someone to pay for his UME. That's the irony of life in Nigeria. As they say, if u know u know.