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DOAweb:
One LOVE for all the ladies but to be honest most of you are not really dirty or really clean either. My flat mates for the past 5 yrs have been the ladies, whilst I personally find them very easy to deal with + all their emotions and mood swings, their hygiene level is usually below par!

My current flat mate is not clean at all , and she is the best I have seen at double dating and she goes to church a lot - what a life hey!

i say u live it to the fullest man

i like all that's going on here

u see mine is that i run away from them. It's part of the fun

I think i could help cos i deleted mine anyway

Just follow these instructions.

1. After booting Open up the Run dialog box and type in the following
C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers

2. When the Windows open up Select all Microsoft Word documents found there and press SHift + Delete (It deletes without taking the deleted file to the Recycle Bin)

3.Then Click on Start - Program - Startup and delete the same way by holding the shift + delete keys all Microsoft document in the startup menu

Then finally delete any icon of Ralia Odinga on your desktop or any other place it won't come back

http://www.unilag.edu.ng/CUTOFF.htm follow this link to the cutoff marks

Guys it is better you check it out yourself i can't even believe my eyes when i did i got 49.1 and choose Comp Sci.


the cutoff is 57.3 for merit which is higher than my score by 0.8.

i just hope my name appears on the 2nd list i don't want to bother about the 1st

Besides i need anyone who knows my probability of entering Unilag with the above information

wolfenstein:
hey u guyz.i got 48.5 as my aggregate score in my unilag post ume nd i want 2 go for insurance.can any1 tell me d cut of mark for it?

sorry but me wey get 49.1 no get hope

Harry Potter:
Go Genny! Go Genny!! Go Genny!!! u are now the pride of niageria and igbo in particular.

na so

pls anyone knows the cutoff or what the cutoff for Computer Science looks like cos i scored 49.1

i can't shout, all i have to say is birds of the same feathers flock together

okalax:
a little pampering, a little beating, a little silence, i don't know for sure if it's going to work. i'm a little bit confused. beat the crappy hell out of the baby, sure this one will do the job for you.

nice of you covering the whole space with ur crappy pics

denony:
From past experience  

While she naggs just keep cool  
when the nagging is too hot, just lock her in the bedroom
after 30 minutes, she will start vibrating, pouns on her,
as she naggs, you shaggs from different angels,
and the nagging will turn to  music verses (patra) below  

yeah u gonna kill me, it's bitter-sweet , yeah
but i will dealwith you after this , yeah come on shagg me well , yeah
i promise i will never nagg again , yeah, what do you take me for , yeah
   
when u've finally drop the rain
just fall off start laughing, she must ask you wats so funny,
just tell her u always enjoy it this way.
 
bet me she will never nagg again  

man did u really experience this, damn i wish i have a girl

candylips:
so person fit pack slap

no be new thing especially if dey girl dey misbehave - that one dey worse than nagging

how about leaving the house for some time, let's say for like two or one months, that we cool her down if she is your wife. but if she is still Ur girlfriend, man why waste time kick her a** out the door in fact kick her till her a** rests in Toronto.

No need crying over split milk, why cry when the milk is not already split?

I can't believe my that my Task manager is missing in my system
although i used my computer alone any time i press the shutcut for the task manager it shows a dialogue box saying that Taskmanger has been disabled by my Administrator when i am the only one using te computer.

somebody help

i use the task manager for a lot pf thing

Fhemmmy:
No be only u jare.
I remember my pry school then, was right behind one bakery and the smell alone was enuf to the students to wanna skip lecture.
Thinking about it now, make me to know that it was so demonic of the people to ave had such t the back of a school.

u mean the agege bread

omo i think it is more than a curse

i scored 49.1
i have never in my life as a student scored below average

what is the cutoff for comp. science like i got 49.1

chi upon what i clicked this is what my result looked like are we safe


: Search Result ::

UME Registration Number: 92820282GB
Name: NWACHUKWU MICHAEL CHUKWUDI
Post Jamb Score(%): 40
Aggregate Score(%): 49.1

i scored 233 in Jamb

is there any hope cos i applied for Computer Science

xoxoxo:
africa is a muslim continent, so what if a muslim catch the swine flu

meaning that it is only the boko haram i mean the muslims that spread/contact the flu

mama-g:
Why does every sickness start from Africa.

or in this case end in Africa xpecially the heart beat of Africa wey don already suffer from cadiac arrest.

we just pray they just discover before it kpafuka people for here.

o boy you are not alone i don;t even know my score yet

hey guys have anyone noticed the way actors and actresses in Naija are running into music

men eating goat cooked or rather roasted with rubber,

isn't that going yto make it goatrubber periperi

Da_archer:
Who d hell roasts Goat wit tyres? No fire wood? Or just plain stupidity? Won't it change d smell of d meat? And pls those of u formin chemistry student here should keep quiet and stop foolin people, ACID is NOT a SPICE!! If its so y not put it in ur soup and see how fast ur life will turn around.

heh man cool down nobody is fighting here beside if this story isn't just made up then enjoy it for the fun of it

i like liquid milk straight from the source if you know what i mean

bootycall:
This is not funny at all.Hope they spread the news to Butchers in various cities.

believe me booty call it is sure very FUNNY

all this will end with the word BRIBE[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

all this will end in the world bribe

common guys just for the fun of it which is the latest virus?


i think is still the Ralia Odinga file popularly known as .gif since it claims to be one but just corrupt your files and hit home which is your hard disk

through out my stay in WINDOWS i haven't seen any OS as good as the XP, VISTA is just (how do you call it, ) is just nonsense, your system just hang uncontrollably and that's a good sign of a system about to crash

[flash=200,200]http://i think we should also have best laugher!!!!!![/flash]

we might as well be eating drinking hot rubber