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Investment / Re: A Little Bit Of Forex Memes by michealhelly(m): 11:05am On Dec 01, 2021
Pls repost this tread
Food / Re: Apostle JD Kosita-Madu Prepares Okro Soup With N500 In Port Harcourt by michealhelly(m): 4:42pm On Aug 31, 2017
Chuukwudi:
You cooked and your pot is still looking empty.
Simply add plenty water, a little Ogbono and good spices.

I can cook better with less money.

Tiny piece of Smoked fish... 50
Small piece of meat... 20
Ugu... 50
Crayfish... 50
Palm oil... 40
Salt(packet, so I didn't use allow ) .... Free
Spices... 70
Pepper.. 20
Onions... 10

Plenty achị (thickener)... 100

Total is N370.

undecided
Total is N370.

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Redited... I did all u just wrote with less money...
**Minus meat.. I went to slaughter and picked remains freely.
**Minus spices and achi thickner.. Ma neighbour's daughter offerd me freely
**Minus onions... I got lucky and picked the ones that fell of from ofloading onions trailer from the park..
**Minus prepaid bill from nepa... I use small remains of aboki firewood selling suya infront of our house...
Now calculate and give other the price testimony...
Thank me later

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Food / Re: Apostle JD Kosita-Madu Prepares Okro Soup With N500 In Port Harcourt by michealhelly(m): 4:40pm On Aug 31, 2017
Chuukwudi:
You cooked and your pot is still looking empty.
Simply add plenty water, a little Ogbono and good spices.

I can cook better with less money.

Tiny piece of Smoked fish... 50
Small piece of meat... 20
Ugu... 50
Crayfish... 50
Palm oil... 40
Salt(packet, so I didn't use allow ) .... Free
Spices... 70
Pepper.. 20
Onions... 10

Plenty achị (thickener)... 100

Total is N370.

undecided

Redited... I did all u just wrote with less money...
**Minus meat.. I went to slaughter and picked remains freely.
**Minus spices and achi thickner.. Ma neighbour's daughter offerd me freely
**Minus onions... I got lucky and picked the ones that fell of from ofloading onions trailer from the park..
**Minus prepaid bill from nepa... I use small remains of aboki firewood selling suya infront of our house...
Now calculate and give other the price testimony...
Thank me later

Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With N50,000 In Lagos? by michealhelly(m): 4:10pm On Aug 18, 2017
Contact me... Ill be giving u 3odds everyday u will bet wit 5k daily surely u will win 5times every week. That way u will build up money for any biz u wish to run.
Thank me later...
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With N50,000 In Lagos? by michealhelly(m): 4:08pm On Aug 18, 2017
Contact me... Ill be giving u 3odds everyday u will bet wit 5k daily surely u will win 5times every week. That way u will build up money for any biz u wish to run.
Thank me later...

Business / Re: Lady Shows The N1000 Note Dispensed To Her By An ATM In Lagos by michealhelly(m): 5:27pm On Aug 13, 2017
Pls check the bank manager... The manager must be a rat or maybe had rat worker... Ratatoulie part 2 in action... Thats the result of bts...
Am charging ma phone to download the movie...

Properties / Re: The Beauty Of Lagos In Google Map View by michealhelly(m): 9:41am On Aug 12, 2017
pls borrow me this fish eye lens... there are more important things i can do with them
Family / Re: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by michealhelly(m): 10:53pm On Aug 09, 2017
This is the major reason why igbo men use cutlass once they discover such rubish from patners...

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Romance / Re: Would You Lose Your Virginity For N2M? Nigerians React by michealhelly(m): 4:48pm On Aug 04, 2017
na soo

Crime / Re: Police Arrest Mother And Daughter For Killing Grandchild by michealhelly(m): 11:05am On Aug 04, 2017
blind religion

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Crime / Re: Mom Whose Two Kids Were Abducted By Apprentice Has Attempted Suicide 3 Times by michealhelly(m): 11:03am On Aug 04, 2017
may they never hurt these kids...till they re found

Politics / Re: Obiano's Light Up Projects Across Onitsha Mega City- Pics by michealhelly(m): 9:23am On Aug 04, 2017
Go to fegge . mgbemena. Gaius. Nwaziki amanato awada. Okpoko. Ugwuagba. Mainmarket road onitsha side.... Go to these places and then come and tell me obiano is working.. Then ill listen...these places have been delibratly deleted from anambra map of development... Yet they hold the most population and developnent needs... Of the state... Imagine a whole mainmarket no get good road network... Hated awada obosi. Infact idemili for not voting him... There fore let him say a single project he has carried out in awada and ugwuagba. And we will vote him... Incomplet and under rated projects every where.. Ochanja _ziks avenue into fegge.... He campained with it 4yrs ago... Parking tractor there till after elections... Then vuuum viam.. The tractor disappeard Till now... Next month now... He will pack another tractor till after elections... Who is fooling who... Weve grown dear governor... Imagine a whole market like ochanja having Very poor road conection to bridgehead market.. Niger street to bridge is a forsaken kingdom...yet he never takes his eyes away from changing bulbs... Because he is triying to fool the passerby going tru the express... Keep fixing bulbs bro... 1 day theyll blow u out... Off ya sit.. These people will tell u their level of mind growth while sitting at home on ur november incumbent already rigged selection... Am at home...come and beat me...

Celebrities / Re: Queen Nwokoma Is Engaged To Prince Allison (Photo, Video) by michealhelly(m): 5:05pm On Aug 01, 2017
very soon when they some on looking like her in porn movie... they will say its her or iniedo... lalastic rubish... mtchew...
Education / Re: Nigerian Representatives At Indonesia 2017 World School Debate by michealhelly(m): 5:00pm On Aug 01, 2017
men i craze for the photoshoot.... creativity on the run.... but the too many replication of the rows com cast the general shot... kudos bro... for the experts in profotografy...
Romance / Re: 'Don’t Date Girls From 20-24, Date 26-30 Girls' - Nigerian Humanitarian by michealhelly(m): 4:35pm On Aug 01, 2017
i de my house come and beat me
Romance / Re: 'Don’t Date Girls From 20-24, Date 26-30 Girls' - Nigerian Humanitarian by michealhelly(m): 4:33pm On Aug 01, 2017
if one is 32. and heed to ur advice... date a 29yrs lady. for a priod of 5 years.. befor marriage....and had 7yrs of child searching pls nlanders... what will be the outcome..
.pls use pantagoras theory in solving the equation...
Romance / Re: "What My Fiance Did For Me After Breaking My Leg In An Accident". Photos by michealhelly(m): 4:14pm On Aug 01, 2017
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Romance / Re: "What My Fiance Did For Me After Breaking My Leg In An Accident". Photos by michealhelly(m): 4:12pm On Aug 01, 2017
i dont think i can handle shuch temptation..but for the young man... i Wil owe him ma life...if am the girl... do such guys still exist may God have mercy on me... i just gave my life to christ right now... idenounce all ma iniguities.... i will live ma life for christ... do i know if it will be my turn 2mr.. who will save me if not christ. may almighty God reward u uncountable and unlimited times bro....

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Killed By Police In Calabar (Graphic Photos, Video) by michealhelly(m): 3:57pm On Aug 01, 2017
but na 1 rubber i see naaa weh d oda 4... abe na cencored pic be that... veiwers discretion...
Celebrities / Re: DJ Enimoney And Iwalewa Ojebiyi Expecting Their First Child (Photos) by michealhelly(m): 10:56am On Jul 28, 2017
Deseo:
As much as I frown at the babymama trend, it's reducing abortion rate because people are no longer ashamed to 'cari belle' outside wedlock.

It's their life and they look happy.
I'd never get pregnant before marriage though.
Make sure u dont allow banana to fall on u before marriage... 2
Car Talk / Re: This Land Rover Defender SVX Will Take You Through Flood And Mountains (photos) by michealhelly(m): 5:52pm On Jul 27, 2017
mtcchew these oyibo self.... they think say we de mad wen we say them never jam flod and mud all together..... i advice dem to com do testing of tha rugged in naija make i give dem just 5 locations and them go run... anambra. rivers. delta. lagos. and edo... 1 state 1 location... na race go tear their shoes... as the climb down from the rescue canoe we go pick them.... mtchew!!!!!!

Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Flaunts His Big Cucumber, Seeks Expert Advice by michealhelly(m): 9:38am On Jul 25, 2017
na soo u see am

Car Talk / Re: Lady Meets Snake While Coming Down From Her Husband's Car, Then This Happened by michealhelly(m): 12:10am On Jul 18, 2017
This is real... The door even no lock well... To show u somthing is inbetween.... The snake struggled thats why it looked bent ... Wae up guys... The woman is not saying these for likes.. This is not face book... She did not ask u to comment.... She just gave a testimony... How would she do al this jobin photoshop just to show u ... Inukwa num biko nu ooo.....

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Crime / Re: My Wife Slept With My Father Thrice – Son…* The Cont Of The Pressing Iron Issue by michealhelly(m): 11:53pm On Jul 17, 2017
Something is missing here.... Has anyone asked if the wife denied ever sleeping with the fatherinlaw.... But as for this smeagle.. . mtchew . if ever these accused are innocent... He should be brought to me to handle....
Crime / Re: "I’ve Always Been Raped By My Stepfather Since I Was 10" - 14 Year Old Girl by michealhelly(m): 8:29pm On Jul 15, 2017
Yomi6:
There should steeper punishments for crimes like this!
Probably cutting off their penis and feeding it to them!
Then having the word "pedophile" tattooed on their forehead!
this is why i like some muslim countries.... The man will say i will never do it again but They will just cut off the dick..... Geltly and slowly... Just to make sure he never did it again....

Celebrities / Re: Powede Eniola Lawrence Gets Engaged (Photos) by michealhelly(m): 7:50pm On Jul 15, 2017
Hotshawarma:
Is get married I want to see...some guys can turn a lady to "lord of the rings"
hhhhhhaaaaaa thats tru shaa....

NYSC / Re: Female Corper Shows Cleavage & Underwear While Wearing NYSC Uniform by michealhelly(m): 7:43pm On Jul 15, 2017
ecoeco:

Wat a waste of school fees

an acrimonious object of execration

a repulsive one dimensional cacophonous catastrophe.

a confoundedly obese neanderthal

Whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.


#Eco99#

omo see yab.... Abeg i pray make u never exchange word or quarell with anybody in ur life oooo.... U fit use word finish that person ooooo

Romance / Re: Woman Pulls Down Her Panties As She Urinates Publicly In Traffic. Photos by michealhelly(m): 2:44am On Jul 14, 2017
frozen urine from car ac...air condition wahala
Phones / Re: 9mobile Is Etisalat Nigeria's New Name by michealhelly(m): 2:13am On Jul 14, 2017
iseeeee

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