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ityP:
Lmao. Something dey touch for una head o. Do they teach how to speak good English in the university? I spoke better English when I was in secondary school. Na then we were taught how to speak sweet English. Our professors for university sef no fit speak better English. They're good in their area of expertise sha. My point: University education no go make you speak better English

joyandfaith:
I believe every person should have at least a national diploma. Ssce is like primary school certifcate of 70s.

lilyheaven:
If she wants to go let her go, but she will regret it later.

My husband had this issue before he met me.
The young lady he wanted to settle down with refused him because he was an OND holder, while she was a medical student then. Unfortunately she was already pregnant, but her mom said over her dead body would her daughter marry a nobody, they aborted the baby.

When he met me, my family started their own drama,
They turned their back on me, called me names, hmmm,
I have never regretted saying yes to him.

As for the other lady, he won’t leave my husband alone, claiming she can’t live without him.

Make more money, Na them go rush you

effort1:
You don't need to go to school or earn a university degree to prove that you have knowledge.

You are one of the people that see paper certificate as a proof of worthiness.

That's very petty of you.

The problem is that many of you are obstinate and stuck to your guns myopically.

Guyman02:
I senior you well well and I am doing a part time programme in a Polytechnic at weekends and enjoying it, I have my seniors in the class that we have formed a bond, some have patronized me that I met in the school to boost my business, do it for yourself and the woman you love not because of her family.
It's nothing much to worry about, knowledge is endless.

From your written English it will be a smooth sail to pass your courses, my wife is a Master Degree and well placed.
I took up upgrading myself as a personal challenge starting ND 1 at my age

muykem:
You can go back to school. I can't allow my daughter to marry illiterate even if he's a billionaire.

pocohantas:
Well said. It is not as if it is tribe or a physical disability that can’t be hidden.

For a 36yrs old man, her parents would most likely ask where he is from and what he does for a living. Not how many As he got in his “WAEC”.



Shebi I told you that the average advanced bachelor that want to hooks an educated young girl will chop enough breakfast? Don’t play with these small girls out there now o.

beautyfunke:
The wey betting dey go now, if I continue like this I might end up in village this year..

awesonjr:
omo see boobi no be small thing

na this kid of boobi I they lyk anybody with her contact pls

UyaiIncomparabl:
And why are you explaining your displeasure to me?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Okay. I get your question now and I think it's weird.

Why exactly should I pay a man for sex?

TimeTraveller:
I once 'ordered' olosho through app once, e come turn out say na the babe wey I don dey eye since. Fine Latina geh with huge ass and boobs. I dey 2nd floor, she dey sixth. When she ask me my apartment, she quickly canceled the call because we dey same building.

I come send am WhatsApp message, when she replied, our dp showed. She come sabi say na me. Las Las, I convinced her say make we still go ahead.

Till date, my best sexual experience ever! We became sex buddies with benefits, until she moved to another city when she got a job.

Aswear, toto pass toto o! That geh toto warm and slimmy.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Do women pay men for sex?

MufasaLion:
No, poverty is not the thing keeping them. What is keeping them is what keeps most humans which is GREED.

How do you explain or try to convince a lady that made 300k or more in a month through prostitution to stop and start a legitimate business?

How do you convince a lady that went to Dubai, Cyprus, Mauritius e.t.c. on all-inclusive vacation by client(s) to stop prostitution, eh?

How do you want to convince the ladies not to flaunt their lifestyle online again and focus on the future?

How do you expect them to stop 'peppering' their 'enemies' and 'haters', eh?

Ishilove:
I read about it when it was all the rave some years back.

Ishilove:
Jaruma is a Yahoo girl. We all know that. However, the original Hausa kayanmata is very efficacious, not all these remixed black jazz being hawked around as kayanmata. What the original kayanmata does is make the punny tighter and sweeter (according to practioners) and was mostly used by married women who were trying to recapture their pre-birth vaginal tightness. Nowadays the product has been polluted and is being used for dubious purposes.

kunkelhanspeter:
Oga enter Mrs Sweet for Artillery Na my area be that oh
Those girls you see there live in that hotel year too year . Some make more than 50k per day. I doubt if you will see vacant room in that hotel � 3 stories building all book by olosho

UyaiIncomparabl:
What an illustrative written story. You write well.

vickydevoka:
90% of gals no be ashawo. Na b4 gals de shame. Come Abuja come see. Bread seller o, waitress o, foodseller o, banker o, secretary o, everybody de do prostitution. If u ask Dem. Dem go tell u House rent don de expire

Coldie:
My body count no reach 30

Midas01:
So a woman wanting low body count but a man wanting a virgin when he has a body count of 500 is right? Lol

Tickles001:
I don't know why people keep repeating the bolded when it comes to questions they don't want to answer.
You ask someone a question and they will hide the answer and begins to preach necessity.

Simply tell her your body count, and answer other questions that will follow.

For me. If a girl won't disclose her body count, then we don't business. Necessity or not. Though I know she could still lie about it.

Aforxzy:
You guys should just tell each other your body counts if it's that important to her..

Hope you both will be tell with each other the truth sha.
Although some details are better left unknown cos what you don't know won't hurt you.

Ayotemide:
LOL, that's a first. Interesting to hear though, such amazing standards.

The Federation Accounts Allocation Committee (FAAC) has shared a total of N696.965 billion August 2021 Federation Account Revenue to the Federal, States and Local Government Councils.

This was contained in a communique issued at the end of the virtual meeting of FAAC for September 2021.

The N696.965 billion total distributable revenue comprised distributable statutory revenue of N477.504 billion; distributable Value Added Tax (VAT) revenue of N166.228 billion, Exchange Gain of N2.830 billion, Excess Bank Charges Recovered of N0.403 billion and N50 billion from Non-Oil revenue.

In August 2021, N72.295 billion was the total deductions for cost of collection, statutory transfers and refunds. The balance in the Excess Crude Account (ECA) was $60.857 million.

The communique confirmed that from the total distributable revenue of N696.965 billion, the Federal Government received N289.257 billion, the State Governments received N217.183 billion and the Local Government Councils received N161.541 billion.

The sum of N28.984 billion was shared to the relevant States as 13 percent derivation revenue.

The distributable statutory revenue of N477.504 billion was available for the month. From this, the Federal Government received N236.437 billion, the State Governments received N119.924 billion and the Local Government Councils received N92.456 billion. The sum of N28.687 billion was given to the relevant States as 13% derivation revenue.

In the month of August 2021, the gross revenue available from the Value Added Tax (VAT) was N178.509 billion.

This was higher than the N151.134 billion available in the month of July by N27.375billion. The sum of N5.141 billion allocation to NEDC and N7.140 billion cost of revenue collection were deducted from the N178.509 billion gross Value Added Tax (VAT) revenue, resulting in the distributable Value Added Tax (VAT) revenue of N166.228billion.

From the N166.228 billion distributable Value Added Tax (VAT) revenue, the Federal Government received N24.934 billion, the State Governments received N83.114 billion and the Local Government Councils received N58.180 billion.

The Federal Government received N1.334 billion from the Exchange Gain revenue of N2.830 billion. The State Governments receive N0.677 billion, the Local Government Councils received N0.522 billion and N0.297 billion was given to the relevant States as 13 percent derivation revenue.

The Excess Bank Charges Recovered was N0.403 billion.

The Federal Government received N0.212 billion, the State Governments received N0.108 billion, and the Local Government Councils received N0.083 billion.

From the N50 billion Non-Oil revenue, the Federal Government received N26.340 billion, the State Governments received N13.360 billion, and the Local Government Councils received N10.300 billion.

According to the communiqué, in the month of August 2021, Value Added Tax (VAT) and Import Duty increased significantly, while Petroleum Profit Tax (PPT), Companies Income Tax (CIT), Oil and Gas Royalties and Excise Duty recorded decreases.