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Offpoint1:
My brother, dem full island... Most apartment for that area na dem full.
I weep

but men will say, they cant pay for sex

Metordman:
destiny etiko is thier best client. Doggy from trascorp hill, Lagos.....to presidential hotel, porthar out.....Hilton Abuja

she's a xtian

lorenzobanks:
You will be surprised that olosho might be your colleagues at work. We now have girls that run olosho work both at office and outside office. The new trends.

who are the people patronising these gals

KingLennon:
To raise a female child in this generation is one of the hardest thing to do. My fellow gender who got married in the 90's don't know what God has done for them . To those who haven't gotten married, just PRAY....








Pray ooo

where can i see a virgin to marry

englishmart:
97% of girls in Lagos are into oloshoism. Mu babe of 5 years was found at Obalende oloshoing

did u breakup

Freshtruth:
She no lie those gals at the brothel pay 2500 per day OK do the math 2500 times 1 month that is 77500, OK let do it for a year 2500 times 365days that will give you 912,500naira close to a million naira. how much dem use take they rent standard 3 bed room flat?

Ashawo business is a mult million naira business. If you are a gal you dey give your Toto out for free I sorry for you

but sex is suppose to be free

backbone503:
With due respect to the female gender, about 80% of them are directly or indirectly into oloshoism

where person fit see virgin

OriOko88:
This shoe and Police T-shirt are d bangs of the early 2000s. I remember wearing a low Budget Timbs to sch then in command day in ile ife then. Army ceased the shoe from me and had to call my Dad to bail it. D show was returned and my mom bought me Kito!! Oh Kito sandal. Wat a memory. If u sch around early 2000s and u no wear Kito go sch.. u no jasi atal

kito nearly injured my body in schøol. I was in pry 3 when my mom bought it for me. It was during rainy season and the ground was wet. First day i wore it, i slipped and slid down the staircase twice. Na god save me, i for get serious injury

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Timbs wey boys rock for mid 90s. That shoe was damn too solid. The sole hardly chop. Checkered timbs, chameleon timbs. Bigups to 2pac.

how did pac made it popular

Jewessgratitud3:
I'm a part-time subject teacher.

should I cum and keep you company

Her name is betta edu

Jewessgratitud3:
If they like let them add Monday to it. My own be say I no dey resume work till May next month. I need all the time off that I can get.

what do you do

OriOko88:

I knew this was their plan when they hurriedly announced the public Holiday. Even Google calendar said eld is Wednesday, but they declared Tuesday. My wife said they'd gonna extend it that they knew what they were doing.

So much for the MuMu ticket. I am expecting them to declare four day for ileya salah. Nonsense

help me fúck madam well well

blesynk:
My favorite spot for chicken

this is how they sleep with you

sunnx:
Lol���.

You can learn it from the job depending the mood of person you're relating to at that moment but also irrespective of your small shikin salary dress fine and market yourself and every thing will added onto you including sex, money, exposure, gift, sexy and corporate wears.

Just be nice and many things will be expose to you but the rules of banking is see something keep quiet because everybody na thief even thiefing what's inside skirt and trouser corporately with her consent on a close mouth. Same goes to customers who think that bankers are rich... But remember what bring you to the job should be your first priority and your main goal so that you don't loose focus with frivolous life.

I tell you banking job is sweet when you are in Head office or in a branch that has quality customes and beautiful male and female soji staff.

spoilt brat. How many did you fùck in 5 yrs

I used to think civil servants don't get sacked

Who the fúck are these immigrants all over the place

TheWinterBird:
To the other North Americans in here (@Cococandy, ArmyofOne, Descarado, GboyegaD, etc, is anyone else looking forward to tomorrow's total solar eclipse?


YOUR LAST-MINUTE GUIDE TO MONDAY'S TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE

Here's where and when to see the rare celestial event, how to view it safely and a few fun milestones to look out for if you're lucky enough to be in the path of totality.


By Denise Chow and Lucas Thompson

A total solar eclipse will cross North America on Monday, offering millions a rare opportunity to see afternoon skies temporarily darken as the moon blocks the face of the sun.

Tune into NBC News NOW as Lester Holt hosts a two-hour special at 2 p.m. ET Monday from Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

The eclipse's path fortuitously cuts across Mexico, 15 U.S. states and a small part of eastern Canada. In all other states in the continental U.S., viewers will be treated to a partial solar eclipse, with the moon appearing to take a bite out of the sun and obscuring part of its light.


Here’s everything you need to know about the rare celestial event.

What is a solar eclipse?
Solar eclipses occur when the sun, moon and Earth align. The moon passes between Earth and sun, temporarily blocking the sun’s light and casting a shadow on Earth.

A total solar eclipse is when the moon fully obscures the sun, whereas a partial solar eclipse means it blocks just a portion of the sun’s face.

Solar eclipses occur only with the new moon. Because the moon’s orbit around Earth is tilted, the three bodies don’t always line up in a way that creates an eclipse.

“Imagine if the moon’s orbit were in the plane of Earth’s orbit around the sun — if that were the case, then every new moon, you’d have a total solar eclipse and every full moon, you’d have a lunar eclipse,” Neil DeGrasse Tyson, director of the Hayden Planetarium at the American Museum of Natural History, told NBC News. “So, because things don’t always align, it lends to the rarity of the event and the specialness of the event.”

Where and when will the eclipse be visible?
This year’s eclipse will follow a slightly wider path over more populated areas of the continental U.S. than other total solar eclipses have in the recent past.

NASA estimates that 31.6 million people live within what’s known as the path of totality, where the total solar eclipse will be visible. An additional 150 million people live within 200 miles of the path, according to the agency.


Path of the solar eclipse
The path travels through Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missouri, Illinois, Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine. Tiny parts of Michigan and Tennessee will also be able to witness totality if conditions are clear.

After the eclipse crosses into Canada, it will pass over southern Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island and Cape Breton, at the eastern end of Nova Scotia.

Those outside the path of totality can still take part in the astronomical event by viewing a partial solar eclipse — visible throughout all 48 states of the contiguous U.S. — or a NASA livestream.

The timing, including how long totality lasts, depends on the location, but some spots will see the moon fully cover the sun for up to 4 minutes and 28 seconds.

Below is a list of timings for some cities along the path of totality, as provided by NASA. A number of other resources, including NationalEclipse.com and TimeandDate.com, can also help people plan.

Dallas: Partial eclipse begins at 12:23 p.m. CT and totality at 1:40 p.m.
Little Rock, Arkansas: Partial eclipse begins at 12:33 p.m. CT and totality at 1:51 p.m.
Cleveland: Partial eclipse begins at 1:59 p.m. ET and totality at 3:13 p.m.
Buffalo, New York: Partial eclipse begins at 2:04 p.m. ET and totality at 3:18 p.m.
Lancaster, New Hampshire: Partial eclipse begins at 2:16 p.m. ET and totality at 3:27 p.m.


What to look for while viewing the total solar eclipse
For people along the path of totality, there are some fun milestones to keep track of as the total solar eclipse unfolds.

As the eclipse progresses and the sun gets thinner in the sky, it will start to get eerily dark, according to Tyson.

When the last beams of sunlight are about to become obscured, look out for the “diamond ring effect”: The sun’s atmosphere will appear as an illuminated halo, and the last light still visible will look like the diamond of a giant ring.

As the sunlight decreases even further, an effect known as Baily’s beads will be created by the moon’s rugged terrain. Tiny “beads” of light will be visible for only a few seconds around the dark moon, as the last bits of sunlight peer through the moon’s mountains and valleys.

When the moon is fully blocking the sun, it is safe to remove eclipse glasses and look at the total solar eclipse with the naked eye.


Some lucky sky-watchers may even catch a glimpse of a comet.

Comet 12P/Pons-Brooks — nicknamed the “devil comet” because an eruption last year left it with two distinct trails of gas and ice in the shape of devil horns — is currently visible from the Northern Hemisphere as it swings through the inner solar system.

The comet can be seen in the early evenings by gazing toward the west-northwest horizon. During the eclipse, when skies darken during totality, it may be possible to see the comet near Jupiter, but its visibility will depend on whether it’s in the middle of an outburst and thus brighter than normal.

Most likely, all eyes will be on the alignment of the moon and sun.


https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/solar-eclipse-2024-everything-know-glasses-time-totality-explained-rcna146382



*This post is large. Will probably remove in the next few days but it's up for now.

Anyone else excited for it?

abeg carry your Yankee ass comot for here

Tranquility2345:
Hmmm

uganda

mariahAngel:
✅



Approved.

good morning, how was your nite

omooba969:
Well, Ijeoma on the beat again! She saw this on IG and thought to make it happen for meeee!!!

Chai, I'm yet to meet a better Igbo chick. 🙌

have you fúcked her

OvertheTop:
I Heard that Orange Group will Drill You thru 5 stages of interview and then Offer to Pay you 45k-50k per month
and you Could be Posted to anywhere(branch) in Nigeria.

to me, that is Also Pure Slavery.

Your Choice is Between the Devil and the Deep blue sea

cc: vickyamina

cc: dedons:

what kind of job will you be doing at orange

EreluRoz:
Why do you ask?

just curious

EreluRoz:

are you a virgin

Ballzproblem2:
omo na Sheffield we dey struggle like this?

you talk from both sides of the mouth

raumdeuter:
This na Sheffield united pressing Chelsea like bobbie

i want to suck bobbie

nihilistjnr:
I dey touchline boss man.

where can i see black gals to fùck in sheffield

EreluRoz:
Thanks a lot, there's always a ride to take us to church as a family so it's just me looking for filmsy excuses not to go.

You are always very quick to help people may God come through for you in all you do amen. Thanks for the motivation 🙏

You have become such a spoilt brat and inviting you to my house this Sunday for fellowship

mariahAngel:
Go first learn how to begin your sentence with a capital letter.

Olodo rabata!

this is why I like you. You are very intelligent. Not just a cook

Martinez39s:
Are you really surprised that I still comment here? What's the deal?

still fanatic as ever. Wonder how they cope in real life. I run with pansophist. He's more refined