₦airaland Forum

Idrismusty97: I know when something is funny, even without laughing/smiling i would type "Lol".

chizzy94: Nah.
2013's Jamb didn't even let me come close, lol.

chizzy94: Truth be told, it doesn't matter much. What I know is that they make their pick from those that scored above 50 and I don't think the results would be very much poor as you'd be made to think, the Competition in every department is crazilly high, they sure would get their required number.

I'm not going to sugar-coat anything, I've been in your shoes before and I'm not about to raise your hopes.

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more Intelligently.
Who says you can't be the best performer next year??

teebarbie: Mine was like: "where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?". My reply was:"To be self employed" I haven't heard from them since then

OnyeIbo: In that case, I diagonise u with Contrary Brain Interpretation (CBI). Ok. U have not heard of it, i guess. Its a medical situation where the brain 'says' the opposite of a stuation.

OnyeIbo: Life don tire u? Transformer no de ur street?

Castroii: The beautiful young lady asked me " have you ever dated an older lady before?
Me: No ma'am, bt if dts wat it take 2 get this job, then I won't mind starting from here, after all there is always a first time.
The lady jst smiled.......and guess what?

OnyeIbo: The employer asked 'will you f.c..u.k me if i give you the opportunity?'

chizzy94: The topic caught my attention.

I actually wanted to troll that guy but just thought it would be nice to keep it lol.

chizzy94: Looooool.
Mickey, here you are again .

KillerBeauty: Last month i went to an interview in one small company for a office secretary position. After the interviewer finished asking me the normal introduction questions, he then asked me if I was a christian. I said yes I am. He asked me if my parents are christians? I said yes they are. He asked for how long have I been a christian? I told him since I was born I ve always being a christian. Then he asked if my parents have ever worshipped juju? The questions where so ..... sure. And then he said ok, the interview is over and Anyway, at the end of it all I was not given the job. So guys what's the weirdest question an interviewer have ever asked you?

naijaboiy: LoL,,me sef dey hope to be like you o

CosmicSensation: aiite boss

naijaboiy: it was too fatal

CosmicSensation:

CosmicSensation: lol. His wounds had begun to heal. U didn't need to reopen it na

naijaboiy:

IamTitanium: mickey

CosmicSensation: On his obvious inability to prove shii,

It's official. 'Tony's father is a bastard'
Pity.

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CosmicSensation: Lol
That consummate pleb of a bastard has chickened out

FrancisTony, come and verify your claim oo!!!
or should we conclude thÀt your father is a bastard?

Pathological liar!!
May thunder strike you and your lying generation out of existence.

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FrancisTony: Retardedd gay goon, I have given you enough of my time.

Ignoring mode and please, stop sending me PM. Thanks

ModusOperandi: Tim