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Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin's Return As President Good Or Bad For International Community? by mickeyjag(m): 10:54pm On Mar 05, 2012
I am happy.


America is the most bullsh1t country on planet earth.

AMERICA

$15TRILLION DOLLAR DEBT

Tent cities a.k.a SLUMS (the fastest growing real estate group). http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021173/Americas-city-broken-dreams-50-jobless-destitute-people-set-forest-community-New-Yorks-doorstep.html

1%:40% wealth.


20% real unemployment.


25% of families surviving on food stamps.


Tarmac roads being replaced by gravel.


Streetlights being turned off in major cities.


Up to 100 cities bankrupt. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-cities-going-bankrupt-economic-031513055.html

NONSENSE country.
Business / Re: Nigeria Invests In The Yuan- Good Move? by mickeyjag(m): 1:04am On Mar 04, 2012
Unlike the West who printed money to expand an unsustainable consumerist culture and gave banks money for nothing, China used quantitative easing to build its infrastructure, the wisdom of which is illustrated by her new standing in the world.
Furthermore, China did not waste trillions of dollars invading Afghanistan and Iraq.

That is why the Chinese economy continues to grow, and it is why it will continue to grow.

China is the number one superpower in the world and has learned from the avoidable mistakes that have been made by western countries.

So, in the final analysis, the Chinese Communist Party has outwitted the fat and greedy British and American bankers.

The European Union have been reduced to travelling to China with their begging bowls, begging the Chinese Communist party to bail them out http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2054138/EU-goes-cap-hand-China-asks-wealthy-communist-regime-invest-European-government-bonds.html.

China is in charge now.

China calls the shots.

China wants to see the West on its knees. It wants to see the US slash its military budget and therefore reduce its military hegemonic grip on the world. It wants to see US aircraft carriers withdrawn from its territory.


The West is finished. They are hanging onto the reputation  received during the industrial revolution, which is wearing thin very quickly.
In addition, they has nothing new to offer to the world, so it will continue to lag behind. This is mainly due to;

A huge debt crisis- something approaching £50Trillion-most of it wasted on the bloated parasitocracy of Government and the EU, on buying assorted Chinese tat, and keeping the benefit addicted inhabitants of the sink estates glued to “X-Factor”.

Massive offfshoring of the Manufacturing Sector-the economy is reliant mostly on the Ponzi Scheme of the “Financial services”- , Tesco, Cadbury’s and Walker’s crisps,

Rising unemployment;

An increasing population driven by unfettered immigration;

A failing education system, etc etc.

On 1st Sept. 2010, the IMF published a paper on the "long term" outlook for Western countries.

You need not read the whole damn thing, just scroll to PAGE 18 and see the graph of expected public debt by 2030 which is just 2 decades away.

Therein, you will see the end of all Western States not only today, but, in history as we saw with the Roman Empire.

http://www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/spn/2010/spn1013.pdf


If these fundamental, structural problems are not sorted out, then I am afraid the West is in for a long period of decline.
Politics / Re: The Amazing Wealth Of Ibori by mickeyjag(m): 12:46am On Feb 29, 2012
Only in Nigeria where a common Wickes cashier scams his way to the highest offices of the land. And all for what? Exclusive London property, expensive cars and mistresses while millions starve and wallow in their own sh*t back in Nigeria. How much does a man need really?We are being ruled by megalomaniac, low IQ ignoramuses.

If there ever was a case for Capital punishment, then this ugly man is it. Firing squad will be too good for this bas*tard.
Politics / Re: James Ibori: How A Thief Almost Became Nigeria's President - Bbc by mickeyjag(m): 10:41am On Feb 28, 2012
room702:

i  can bet my last kobo that BBC will make sure this story makes the 6pm news and its not just to embarrasss the bastard ibori guy but just to embarrass Nigerians.

More like Nigerians embarrassing themselves, you tosser. #Epic Fail
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.N. Security Council Fails To Pass Resolution On Syria! Loved It. by mickeyjag(m): 7:45pm On Feb 05, 2012
Once again, well done to Russia and China for standing up to the bullying West.

The lesson was well and truly learned due to the Libya war crimes: America and the UK are not to be trusted. They are still playing the Great Game. The Russian bear has woken up, and so has the Chinese panda (also a bear). Those two countries won't be lectured by thieving oil-thirsty scum any longer.

Let is not be forgotten that Russia simply asked for the resolution to forbid foreign military intervention and the Western powers stated that was "unacceptable". Why not commit it to paper then?

It's because that is what they are planning in the background.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.N. Security Council Fails To Pass Resolution On Syria! Loved It. by mickeyjag(m): 7:17pm On Feb 05, 2012
The West is losing relevance by the day.

After the debacle in Iraq and Libya; invading countries by false pretences and reducing them back to the Stone Age, Russia and China are not taking the piss with these lying hypocrites.

If I were the West, I would concentrate on rebuilding their devastated economies instead of this bloodthirsty adventures and blatant oil grabs.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mugabe At African Union: Let’s Stand Up To West by mickeyjag(m): 9:06am On Feb 03, 2012
occam:

Keep on dreaming! You believe America & European economies will disappear? really? As I type this a 25yr old American is about to launch a IPO for his company set  to net him $5 billion. What does he produce? he provides a communication platform that allows 800 million people to exchange ideas and thoughts. I'm sure you're using this service or know someone who does.

Why I'm bringing  this up? to highlight the disparities in western economies vs African economies. They are at the innovative and knowledge stage of economic development while we (Africans) struggle to feed & cloth ourselves. So do we blame the West for present morass and keep playing the victim. NO! Famine is no a constant threat that we can longer feed ourselves. So I'm not sure which village we'll run to as you said

Despot like Magaba seduce Africans with vain rhetoric like "standing up to the west" without any vision and plan to develop our economies. Asian countries have long figured things out and care less about standing up to the west.  

Our leader continue to bend forward and be hammered from behind by the West (excuse my crude analogy). A myopic and rudderless lot that simply want to enrich themselves and their own families. Look at the collection of despots at the AU summit and point to a single one that inspires you. For instance the younger ones like Gambia's Yahya Jammeh and Chad's President Idriss Deby are also on the same path as the older ones: race to the bottom

Let's stop listening to this nonsense and believing in the western conspiracy. The west is no longer the cause of our problems: its us and our leaders.  



Hahahahahahah! I hope you are having a laugh, mate.

So, Facebook is what will save the West, eh? Facebook has 3,000 employees. There are 50 million Americans who are unemployed as we speak. Another 45 million have no access to healthcare. "Tent Cities" a.k.a slums are increasing by the day http://www.businessinsider.com/lakewood-new-jersey-homeless-tent-city-2011-9#the-living-room-19

The Portuguese are emigrating to Angola and Mozambique in droves to escape unemployment. Greek parents are abandoning their children in the streets because they cannot feed them. A humiliated  European Union has gone cap-in-hand to China begging for money to bailout their collapsed economies. Brazil's economy has surpassed the UK's and is now the sixth largest in the world. etc etc.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/dec/26/brazil-overtakes-uk-economy
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-24002772-bailout-fund-boosted-to-one-trillion-euro-as-leaders-seal-eu-crisis-deal.do
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2085163/Children-dumped-streets-Greek-parents-afford-them.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-14716410
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/21/europe-migrants-crisis-irish-portuguese


The witless triumphalism that shaped Western attitudes over 500 years of history may not last much longer. We are already living through the twilight of Western predominance.

The West simply cannot afford the standard of living that is currently enjoying because there’s nothing they produce that the world wants in sufficient quantities that will enable them to pay for the high standard of living and benefits / welfare for asylum seekers such as yourself and their own unemployed.

In addition,they are bankrupt and living off of a huge mountain of debt.


Now with collapsing economies, there are no colonies or slaves to exploit any more. China manufacturers everything. The Banking and finance sectors have collapsed. It cannot last much longer. Sooner or later civil unrest is coming to the West.

I would get out of there if I were you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mugabe At African Union: Let’s Stand Up To West by mickeyjag(m): 4:55pm On Feb 02, 2012
The sun has set on the West.

You see, Western economies have basically become a bunch of Las Vegas casino, smoke-and-mirror type economies whose creditors want their money back. You cannot sustain a lie forever. Already, the anarchists are out in force in central Madrid and Athens. Ditto Ireland, Iceland, Italy and Portugal. Britain and the US are not far behind.

So then, after their “economies” are gone, what will they have been left with? Granted, Africans will still be dirt poor, but if things get bad, we just go back to our villages and grow tomatoes, I would not be surprised to see Africa's recent past become Europe's future. What an irony of history if that happens.

Their is a peculiar system in this world that defines any lazy bum White person living in Africa as an “expatriate”, while a hard working African medical doctor in America, a Green Card holder and an Ivy League graduate, will forever be seen as an illegal immigrant, a sponger and a coon, just an evolved monkey. Rest assured though, that system can’t last very long.


The bigger picture to the Africans in the Diaspora; be wise……. Already, the evil messages of fascist politicians like Geert Wilders, Pauline Hanson, the BNP, and the Vlaam Bloek, et al, are once again resonating with Westerners. Barrack Obama was a onetime bleep on the radar-even if he miraculously gets a second term, which I doubt he will. Better get your fourty acres and a mule before the next Pogrom, genocide and mass-murdering dictatorship finds you unprepared. After all, the last one happened only 60 years ago, and 6 million Jews were slaughtered……….be wise………
Politics / Re: South African Woman Excretes 57 Wraps Of Methamphetamine by mickeyjag(m): 7:23pm On Dec 28, 2011
solomon111:

You must be mentally slow.Are you telling me only Nigerians sell drugs?
Slowpoke!

Her choice of flight connections is suspicious, that's all. Who on earth connects from Kuala Lumpur to Jo'burg via Lagos when there are direct flights between the two cities?

By the way, no need for the insults, it's all good in the hood.
Politics / What Is Happening To African Youth In The Uk? by mickeyjag(m): 8:48am On Dec 28, 2011
Another day, another stabbing involving African youth in London. This time over a pair of trainers in Oxford street in broad daylight

Seydou Diarrassouba, 18, was knifed in the heart after a fight broke out  in a trainer store as the two groups were on a shoplifting spree on a packed Oxford Street.
The victim was a member of the notorious London street gang ABM, which stands for ‘All ’Bout Money’, and the killer was believed to have been involved with the rival 031 Bloods. Territorial clashes between the two South London gangs have claimed several lives since 2007.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078702/Oxford-Street-stabbing-Seydou-Diarrassouba-18-killed-Boxing-Day-sales-shoplifter-involved-gang-feud.html

What is happening to this generation of British-African youth? The parents work so hard to come to Britain and try their level best to give them a better and this is how it ends up? In Gangs and deaths for a pair of shoes?

Sad and pathetic.

Politics / Re: South African Woman Excretes 57 Wraps Of Methamphetamine by mickeyjag(m): 1:22am On Dec 28, 2011
If I were NDLEA, I would cross check her passport very well. Wouldn't surprise me at all if she is Nigerian. Why pass through Lag from Malaysia? Doesn't add up.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Acts To Curb Illegal Immigration From Africa by mickeyjag(m): 8:01pm On Dec 22, 2011
White people are the most barbaric race to have ever walked the face of the earth. Not content with the near extermination of the Australian Aborigine and the Amerindian, they managed to kill six million of their own kind not long ago, as well as polishing it of with the attempted genocide of 3 million Japanese in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Racism and Fascist hate is stuck to the underbelly of the White race, like a cancerous growth. These descendants of vandals and vagabonds are now flat broke http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/21/europe-migrants-crisis-irish-portuguese desperate, and don't have nice little colonies to exploit any more, so expect more vitriol and hatred from these thugs.

On the surface they have an artificial veneer of political correctness, but scratch that surface and it is all going on. Bubbling and festering away.
Politics / Re: 7 Same-sex Nigerians Demonstrate At Nigerian House In New York by mickeyjag(m): 7:14pm On Dec 06, 2011
See the face of so-called "Nigerians abroad"
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Ranked Most Unfaithful In The World by mickeyjag(m): 6:02pm On Dec 06, 2011
SEE AM

LOVEPEDDLERS VIOLATE PASTORS IN DELTA, NIGERIA

Tuesday, 29 November 2011 15:43



There is something wrong with the water in Nigeria. Day by day, stories from the country are ranging from bizarre to enormities of wicked.

Over the weekend, LEADERSHIP reported that two pastors were allegedly lured to patronize LovePeddlers at a popular brothel at Cable Point, Asaba, the Delta State capital, when they went there to preach to the ladies of easy virtue.

LEADERSHIP learnt that the pastors from a very popular church along Ibusa Road in the state had visited the area to convert and win over the sex workers to their church, but they were themselves seduced by the LovePeddlers who Were Intimate with them and later burnt their Bibles and clothes.

Sources said the men of God (their names withheld) had resolved in one of their meetings to win many converts, especially the LovePeddlers who stay in brothels, in order for them to grow their church’s membership.

Cable Point is a notorious stop-over for hoodlums and has the largest number of brothels and casinos in the south-south region.
An eyewitness said that preachers had gained audience with the harlots but after a period of time they were disoriented by the sudden display of bosoms and other revealing body parts which reportedly hypnotized the preachers. Their hosts then took them into their rooms where they were said to have performed ‘quickies.’

LEADERSHIP also learnt that fight broke out when the evangelists regained their composure and insisted on not paying the sex workers’ bills, arguing that that was not their original mission. During the scuffle, the ladies reportedly burnt the pastors’ Bibles and clothes.


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Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Ranked Most Unfaithful In The World by mickeyjag(m): 10:32am On Dec 06, 2011
Surprise, surprise.

And the sad part is that Naija women, with the most shakara in the world, actually have nothing much to offer-intellectually, physically , spiritually, morally, etc.

Naija ladies, please change for the better, the world is a globalized village and brides can be gotten anywhere. wink wink

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Politics / Re: Fashola Hands Over Fourth Maternal And Child Care Centre At Ajegunle. Pics: by mickeyjag(m): 10:25am On Dec 06, 2011
Sincerely, why can't Fashola be President of Nigeria?
Travel / Re: Obudu Cattle Ranch, Calabar-picture Gallery by mickeyjag(m): 11:07pm On Dec 05, 2011
This is really, really nice!!
Travel / Re: S'African Police Invade Nigerian Embassy Over Visa Refusal To South Africans by mickeyjag(m): 10:49pm On Dec 05, 2011
norrisman:

I dont know if they were held against their wishes but I find it hard that any police force, not even the most unprofessional of forces like the NPF will storm a foreign mission on receiving a call from a member of the public that they had been refused a visa.

In England, before the police could do on-the-spot verification, If u were stopped and didnt have your papers, you were given a producer to present the required documents at a police station within 7 days.

LWKMD! HMRC will make a killing if they start to charge every Nigerian £20 for 'exporting' small quantities of food for personal consumption. I hope u r joking and I dont really have to pay N5000 for exporting a box of noodles and a Derrica of Garri. Inspect Noodles eh? So the Nafdac number on it means nothing and why is it their business, they should let the country I am 'exporting' the food to do thw worrying.

Well, shut up and go back to England, then. I am astounded that this cretin can defend the indefensible. What the SA police did was morally and criminally reprehensible, simples.
Politics / Re: Racist British Woman Captured On Videotape by mickeyjag(m): 6:32pm On Nov 30, 2011
England is easily the worst country in the developed world in which to live in.

It's full of Yobs, Chavs and crime. Filthy as hell. No wonder so many Brits are emigrating to Dubai, Singapore, New Zealand, Australia and the rest of it. And with their economy going down the drain, this woman was just going mental as most whites do when broke (remember Hitler came up after the hyperinflation of the Wiemar Republic).

The effing "locals" can have England and get stuffed.
Politics / Re: Racist British Woman Captured On Videotape by mickeyjag(m): 10:46am On Nov 29, 2011
chuckdee4:

Do you not reside in Oyibo land lipsrsealed

That's not the point. I hate it.
Politics / Re: Racist British Woman Captured On Videotape by mickeyjag(m): 10:39am On Nov 29, 2011
Reality check. That's exactly  what most white people think of your black azz.
They just don't have the guts like this silly woman to say it out loud. You should go to the comment section of such "mainstream" papers like the Telegraph to know exactly what White people think of you. And some idiots come here to boast of how they are enjoying "constant light" in Oyibo land. JESUS.
Politics / Re: London “kpeke” Business by mickeyjag(m): 10:45pm On Nov 26, 2011
To be honest, Peckham Rye lane smells, is overcrowded and the majority of people on the street at any given time look like Lagos touts-scruffy in dress and manners.

To put it bluntly, it's a poo hole and I don't know anyone of any nationality that likes it.

But as Tupac said "I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black. My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a"kpeke" job to survive, I gotta get paid, Well hey, that's the way it is"  grin grin grin
Politics / London “kpeke” Business by mickeyjag(m): 4:48pm On Nov 26, 2011
The life of the Nigerian is a very complicated one; somehow the evil we are challenged with at home seems to follow us everywhere we go. As life at home increasingly became a grind and the massive brain-drain syndrome depleted the ranks of our professionals, the expectation was that hell was being left behind and the destination abroad was paradise. While for some this is true, for a lot of Nigerians, this highly besought paradise has is becoming another hellhole.

Nigerians in the United Kingdom are reported to be topping a million or more and are said to be the “fastest growing ethnic minority group in the United Kingdom”.

The South London town of Peckham is the home of the largest overseas Nigerian community in the world. Yoruba the language of ethnic Yoruba people in South West Nigeria is widely spoken in London in particular the Southern London Boroughs’. Name any Nigerian food and you can get it in abundance, either from the Dalston market, Peckham market, Finsbury Park and the many Nigerian shops springing up in every nook and crannies of the city of London.

In spite of these economic activities, it cannot be said to be all rosy for the Nigerian community in the UK as the numerical advantage they possess as not been translated into a political force. Nigerians until recently are not known to be united when it comes to issues affecting the homeland.

To get the bills paid and put food on the table, Nigerians have now established the “Kpeke” business. “Kpeke” is a coinage from the sound a coin makes when you drop it in a bowl and that is the term some Nigerians use to describe the job of toilet assistants in night clubs.
The rise in the number of Nigerians who have no alternative and now make a living as toilet assistants in the UK is alarming. The job is so humiliating that the attendant is subjected to between seven to eight hours in the toilet without formal pay. The reward for cleaning the toilet is expected to come from the coin dropped “kpeke” in a bowl. Now because tipping is not obligatory some may just spend a whole night with little or no money to take them home.

That our citizen have to resort to this way of life is an indictment on the way we have able bodied and very well educated men and women into toilet attendants in European cities.

We then gather our earnings from, the “kpeke” business, thank God for his mercies, put on our best attire from Primack or M&S and travel home to party like we’ve got no worries because tomorrow will never come.  Them, non-Nigerians will look at us, shake their heads and retort, “Nigerians, they deserve the kind of life they have”.
Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Dont Help Themselves? by mickeyjag(m): 2:36pm On Nov 26, 2011
bullet G:

Going by what i have read so far, i noticed Nigerians in UK are more against helping out!, i think this is a uk thing!, [/b]the are sooooo stingy!, generally naija's in abroad dont like to help others, but its worst in UK. i was in london 4 1year but am based on the schengen side of Europe now. Come to Austria, Germany, Swizz,[b] Spain, Holland , Greece or even Sweden, people come in on a daily basis without money, home or even cloths and the are been[b] accommodated and taken care of untill the find there feet. [/b]

What a ridiculous statement. The economies are so bad in those countries, people are even going back home, if not living under bridge sef. Greece Ko Spain Ni  angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Weekend Special! Funny Pics Of Nigerians from Oga patapata! Post Yours! by mickeyjag(m): 1:29pm On Nov 26, 2011
Pimpin'!!!

Politics / Re: UAE Grants 3 Years Employment Visa To 170 Ex-mend Militants by mickeyjag(m): 9:56pm On Nov 25, 2011
These undisciplined louts have been kicked out of every country they've been sent to, so this is a lost cause. But seriously, if they try any of their nonsense in UAE they will be dealt with sharp sharp. That country is on serious lock-down, but great fun too, especially along Sheikh Zayed Rd. cool cool
Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Dont Help Themselves? by mickeyjag(m): 1:15pm On Nov 25, 2011
@OP, there's a lil' somethin' called the European Financial Crisis, OK? In Spain the youth unemployment rate is 40%-You heard? Ireland, Greece, Portugal, UK, etc they are all skint. So no jobs, no "hustle", no papers-how do you expect Nigerians abroad to help themselves again?
Politics / Re: Can Nigeria Become A Developed Country? by mickeyjag(m): 6:56pm On Nov 22, 2011
Singapore in 1960 was much poorer than Nigeria.

Prime Minister Lee Kwan Yeuw sent delegations to Ghana and Kenya to study their master plans for development. These they implemented to the letter, and as a result, 30 years later, Singapore became a developed country with a Per Capita income and Standard of living that is the envy of many European countries. Unlike the UAE, Singapore has no oil, no land (it is a tiny city state), no resources of any kind (imports water from Malaysia) and in the 1960's suffered from shocking levels of poverty and filth.

If they can, any country can make it.

http://www.cnngo.com/singapore/life/then-and-now-266369
Politics / Re: What Is Your Favorite Quote From A Nigerian? by mickeyjag(m): 1:06pm On Nov 18, 2011
Monkey dey work baboon dey chop

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