₦airaland Forum

Election is not war.

magicfingers009: Most Nigerian artistes sing crap tho'. Giving music awards to those who don't know jack about Music Theory is the height of mediocrity. Check out those who win Grammy awards and there adept knowledge about music. Una never start.

Most or all of dem can't even play instruments.

nne4: tnx for ur advice and time

I quite agree with Fhemmy, u need to approach her. Don't assume. Might be something else other than the renovations

nne4: ok,thanks

Very mature in ur response. U don't need to exchange words with pple who seem to be bereft of the littlest common sense.

Dre19: in a day or two i will reveal to my fiancee things only me and my God knows. things like
1. i earn less than half of her salary
2. i lied to her that i am currently building a house while i still stay with my parents
3. i am a drop out from a university
4. i did dubious things in the past to earn money that i used to make her happy

Nairalanders, do you think it is wise for me to reveal all this secrets to her? do you think she will still love me for who i am?

it is good to tell lie once in a while but guy, this ur lie is on another level.

achigo-goggle:
Thats wotsup ....They should go to the other party that are ever ready to eat "the crumbs from PDP's table"...

just like PDP will eat the crumbs frm APC if the reverse were the case.

Madcow: The Man in you is almost dead.... Give her 4 slaps then kiss her... I can assure you that she will never raise her hand to slap you again...

ppl like u are wife beaters

Androgen daisy: Nairaland babes I plan to find and marry the woman of my dreams soon.
How much should my take home pay be to support a wife (educated/civilised) and two kids.
I dnt want my wife hassling me for soup money,etc

P.S am talking btw 100k-200k.

In other news 'we' (my post and I made front page)...chai i must testify in church on sunday

More money comes with greater responsibility. No amount of money can be enough. Just be prudent and wise in the way you spend money. And more importantly, marry a woman that isn't selfish.

Royal Roy: Don't mind the bloody government apologists.
Weather it rained in Lagos ystday or not I wouldn't know.

But this same shameful view was exactly what I saw when I flew into the country some weeks ago.
Buckets and containers at the arrival while just disembarking from the plane. I felt so ashamed that I could barely talk.

This is definitely the worst down low my nation can go in terms of infrastructure decay.

Yet they claim they spent billions on rehabilitation?

Shame on this administration

I really don't know but this administration has the worst set of people in govt.

Sermwell: Wat shud I do wit dis piece of info since I neither av a car nor buy fuel at d filling station?

empathize with those who are being pained by this act of deceit, tap into their blessings so that u can own yours one day.

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Dibiachukwu: Nigeria is independent of what? TO HELL WITH NIGERIA. BOKO HARAM OR ARMED ROBBERY OR WHITE MARY WORSHIPPERS OR THE CHURCHES AND MOSQUES OF MANY DEMONS. IS IT THE CULTS, OR THE MANY INDEPENDENT DEMONS. SCREW YOU ALL

U can port to Somalia or maybe Congo.

Kris d don.:
If there's one thing i really hate so much as a guy, is men that don't mind their businesses! This Charles of a guy is not different from Femi. What's the big deal if Jim iyk goes for diliverance? Isn't he a human being?? There's no body on earth who is too big to go for diliverance even Charles needs a bigger deliverance from the spirit of gossip which debases a man can't you see the life of Femi Kayode now? Going for deliverance doesn't mean he's wizard or something, supposing he commited a crime, peole will still talk. Real men don't talk unless they have something reasonable to say.

what happened to Femi kayode? And secondly, if u don't have anything reasonable to say, STFU!

Brimmie: Her Armpit! Yeah.. The Very Hairy One!!

eeeewww!

chikeorji123: Abortion can never be justify..don't ever remove that innocent child if u dare! be rest assure never to make it alife!.

inasmuch as I don't support abortion, who are u to make such pronouncement?

SexyChic05: He has been a contender with 17 other contestants for MTN Project Fame West Africa Season 6.

MTN Project fame winners are First runner up Immaculate – Everyone knew she was a big contender too and she had always believed she would win.


http://olorisupergal.com/olawale-ojo-is-the-winner-of-mtn-project-fame-season-6-0/#.Ukc1o4akqFA

who knew he would ever win this? Despite all her overzealousness, believe, and all the higgy hagga frm Immaculate, yet she didn't win it. #Lesson: Too much believing in oneself can cost u! Am not saying one shouldn't believe in oneself but when it gets too much, u would just up for surprises. Congrats bro, ur performance with Tiwa dazzled me.

zolajpower: Wait conductor wey my change,ILE ZIK wa oo. I wan com down.

U need to get ur cranium checked cos u seem to be taking too much of that SK.

[quote author=Annie2gud]Thumbs up to women that married Fat hybrid Dudes.i like my men slim and PoRtable.**winks**
Rip Olubummi.ile aye .....ile aso.

Of all the things to say, this is what comes out of ur mouth? Maybe wen u die, someone's gonna have something stupid to say