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agarawu23:
Midolian, which style you and aminat50.8 dey use? And your ex wife ecoterror.s

I be holy mallam brother

Jollyjoy:
Am not fat

Then you shouldn't be here. Your aproko is too much

Cutehector:
and the worst part is dat these fat girls will still be lookin for six packs dudes... Lwkmd...

Cutehector:
lol I dnt like fat..... I can't imajin myself ontop or under a fat woman.. Gosh... I could just puke

lool ...One man's Jonathan is another man's Buhari. I have noticed that men who are small in nature tend to love fat/big women.

Cutehector, I can see you. Are you a fan?

It is bad enough that some regular sex positions are indeed tricky, how much more when one has body size issues to contend with. It can either get uncomfortable or even dangerous.

But that doesn’t mean as a big sized person there aren’t still ways that you can enjoy sex to the max. Here are five.

The Missionary Position

The basic missionary position, which is man on top of woman, is the easiest one to come by but can also prove difficult when you’re dealing with a big-sized person. But by tweaking the position ever so slightly, they too can still manage to enjoy the intimacy and ease of the most commonly practiced position. So instead of the male lying on top of the female, he can kneel or rest between her legs as he penetrates her. This offers easy thrusting and the pleasure of watching your mate’s expression of ecstasy.

The Doggie Style

By far a lot of people’s best sex position, and it can be for the big-sized too. Good thing men often than none, love what they see which is why this sex position creates all the thrill needed for stimulation thanks to the view from behind.

The Fetal Position

This one is more adventurous and for the adventurous at heart. Having her lie on her side in sort-of a fetal-like position while he kneels in behind her buttocks offers a very comfortable way to penetrate. Using a couple of pillows to prop up the hips to a more convenient level is one way of tweaking to your satisfaction. He can also hold her top leg up as he thrusts which may not only prove more pleasurable for both, but also gives a little something to grasp on to for more thrusting power.

The Reverse Cowgirl

Everyone wants to be a cowgirl. By engaging on a woman-on-top position; his or her size makes no difference at all. By being on top, a woman is able to position herself comfortably for penetration and control the depth and speed. He then gets to sit back and relax and enjoy the feeling of his partner doing the work while he gets to watch her every move. This is by far one of the most popular sex positions for fat people—with good reason.

Blowing His Mind

A Mouth Gig, according to testimonies, has gone to farther places than the men have ever imagined. Give it a try. You don’t need a body size to do this.

https://www.thecable.ng/5-love-making-positions-fat-people#.VkIR89sns98.twitter

PuciPrince:
Midolian, respect yasef oooo

I am sorry bro! Trust me not to pass my boundary next time

eleko1:
Sorry!I aint a boy.Did my Nysc 17 ys ago.

Alaanyihaji:
"Without much noise around jailing anyone, GEJ dealt with ghost workers, fertilizer scams, public procurement schemes processes."
But only forgot to look at the side of NNPC.

lool..Because that is where the money is

chuna1985:
I quote only people who say very stupidd things.

D other day u, u were saying thag people tag u to nonsense all the time......Doesn't that make u a nonsense person

I never said the part in bold. I wonder where you got that from. I ignore pple that mention me for senseless things except my two favourite clowns.."You and Mr. Hinwazaka"..your mentions make me laugh all of the time

chuna1985:
Dis one u de call me ur man.

I am used to getting mentions from you..you be my man anytime..this is how I grin anytime you quote me

I have noticed that all you do on nairaland is quote and quote and quote people.. Lool.

Kennydoc:
I guess you should pause and give some credit to GEJ. He pulled that through. He was equally concerned about fighting corruption.

Yes, in the beginning..but corruption won him in the end.

anonimi:
Could the president who intervened to have Magu back

one president like that

chuna1985:
Another northerner.

Meanwhile nigeria is doomed under d great daura dūllàrd

Chuna my man! How u dey?

kokoA:
What life has taught me.. Always give thanks to God in whatever condition you find yourself, especially in bad situations.. Here is a man who was humiliated, treated like a common criminal, detained for no reason, salary stopped and almost dismissed.. Today look at where God has placed him. In deed their is God.

...And always stand for the truth at all times. Someday, you ll reap the benefit

Mr. Magu was one of the early recruits into the EFCC by Mr. Ribadu. He is seen by peers as an incorruptible and courageous officer and then made the head of the sensitive EGU, a unit in charge of investigations of senior public officials.

As head of the EGU, some of the investigations Mr. Magu spearheaded include – the role of former Kwara State Governor and serving senator, Bukola Saraki, in the collapse of Societe Generale Bank of Nigeria, and James Ibori, former Governor of Delta State, who was discharged and acquitted by a Federal High Court in Asaba, and later found guilty of similar money laundering charges and jailed in the UK.

Proof that Magu is a Nightmare to the Corrupt


But trouble started for the police officer after the controversial removal of Mr. Ribadu as chairman of the commission in December 2007. The then chairman, Farida Waziri, was uncomfortable with his presence doubting his loyalty to her, sources say

In August 2008, Mr. Magu was accused of illegally keeping case files of top politicians being investigated by the commission. His house in Abuja was searched and his property carted away by operatives of the EFCC acting under the directive of Mrs. Waziri. He was subsequently re-deployed to the police after days of detention with nothing incriminating found against him. He was later suspended from the police, going without salaries for several months.
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/5390-corrupt_ex-governors_block_return_of_feared_anti-corruption_oper.html



Following the confirmation of Lamorde as the substantive Chairman of the EFCC, PREMIUM TIMES learnt that he made the return of Mr. Magu to the EFCC a top priority. Both men had worked together at the commission when Mr. Lamorde served as head of operations of the agency.

In a letter written to the Inspector General of Police (IGP) on March 19, 2012, and titled “Re: Postings/Transfer and secondments of police officers to the EFCC,” Mr. Lamorde put Mr. Magu as top on the list of police officers he wanted to be deployed to the EFCC.

But when the police boss was to confirm the deployment of the officers, Mr. Magu’s name was conspicuously absent.

...Until the president intervened

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/5390-corrupt_ex-governors_block_return_of_feared_anti-corruption_oper.html


Magu wins, Nigeria Wins

With the new Sherrif in town, Nigeria will always get it right. Magu's appointment is a clear sign that Baba is really ready to fight corruption, and to the end. If Buhari was a corrupt leader, the corrupt ones would have through 'magu magu', as they have always done, halted the elevation of Magu to the EFCC chairman.

You all can imagine how 'corruption' will be trembling on hearing Magu is the new EFCC chairman.

The fight against corruption has just begun. And 'corruption' itself knows this.. You can quote me anywhere

Magu is remembered as a no-nonsense investigator
of the commission at its inception.

Ibrahim Magu, a top level official of the Economic and Governance Unit of the EFCC, has been elevated to the position of chairman of the commission.  

This follows the removal today by the government of Ibrahim Lamorde, who had held that position since 2011.  

Magu is remembered as a no-nonsense investigator of the commission at its inception.  He was removed along with several other key officials by Farida Waziri when she became chairman in 2008.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/11/09/efcc-chairman-ibrahim-lamorde-removed

https://media.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2005/aug/nigeria/5_magu_primary-fd4e49d1dadbe15ee8aafa265c11b7a228ccf519.jpg?s=4
Ibrahim Magu

IdisuleOurOwn:
Easy hinwazaka.

Cc : midolian.

loool...As I will always say, Mr hinwazaka is a clown..a very big one. I stopped taking him seriously a long time ago

hinwazaka:
To all those who have typed, nothing but trash, in the name of partisanship, the event is a PUBLIC FUNCTION, not a retreat. So Saraki being at the function is just like MuMu Aisha going to Enugu and paying corrupt Father Mbaka a visit, along the way.

My everly pained friend, Mr hinwazaka

hinwazaka:
If true, the APC has started a very dangerous game that will end in terror and mayhem. May God save us

Amen

How are you today, Mr hinwazaka?

https://media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2015/11/640x359xThe-collapsed-bridge-and-the-truck-with-the-bags-of-cement-blamed-for-the-collapse.jpg.pagespeed.ic.PWR1F12SUY.jpg
The collapsed bridge and the truck with the bags of cement blamed for the collapse

The collapse of the Ikem bridge, which is at Ebenyi River in Isi-Uzo local government area of Enugu state, has caused untold hardship for commuters in communities within Enugu, Benue and Ebonyi states.

The hanging bridge, built by the Nigeria army shortly after the ​civil​ war, finally caved in on Friday when a Dangote truck carrying 900 bags of cement rested on it.

Many communities in Enugu, Ebonyi, Benue have been cut off including some communities in Enugu Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi’s home local government – Udenu.

Residents on Saturday quickly commenced putting up a makeshift bamboo bridge to trek across the river to get to their homes and neigbours.
“Its now a divided kingdom,” said Frank Nnamani, who has now been cut off from his home and his block industry across the river.

https://media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2015/11/526x296xthe-Dangote-truck-that-caused-the-collapse-526x296.jpg.pagespeed.ic.Hkeyq04-30.jpg
The Dangote truck that caused the collapse

Commuters traveling from Ehamufu to Enugu now terminate their journeys at different ends of the river and swim across to continue their journey, The incident has divided the community’s Orie market into two, with one at its original market venue and a new one at Ikem junction across the Ebenyi river.

Mr. Nnamani who lamented the plight said: “Now that there is nothing to manage. The best thing is for the state government to remoblize the contractor that absconded from the site to continue work on the concrete span bridge abandoned by the past state administration.”

​Another resident said “It is even good that the bridge has come to an end so that attention will be paid to the abandoned bridge contract.”
Different reactions have trailed the collapse of the bridge. Emma Nweze, a journalist said: “We should pray for Nigeria. How can such a bridge be found in a country called giant of Africa?”

https://media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2015/11/526x296xpeople-swimming-across-the-river-to-get-to-their-destination-526x296.jpg.pagespeed.ic.MHM-e_yM3h.jpg
People swimming across the river to get to their destination

N’dozie Odunze, an indigene who leaves in Lagos, suggested that the 900 bags of cement be used in constructing the bridge. Albert Ejike, another indigene of Ikem residing in Lagos blamed the Isi-Uzo LGA administration for the disaster.
Silas Okwor who lives in Germany described the collapse as ” very sad”.

An Abuja-based legal practitioner from Neke, Austin Nwaro, said: “This ugly incident really provokes the thought of asking the necessity of local government administration. Is LG as third tier of government actually necessary or better still are they doing what they are supposed to do vis-a-vis the amount of money allocated to them?”

Reacting, the Chairman of Isi-Uzo LGA, Augustine Nnamani maintained that his council has been spending money to maintain the collapsed bridge.
He noted that the council is still making monthly contributions to the state government for the Enugu-Ikem road project adding that 90 percent of the contract has been completed about two years ago.

Another resident of Ikem community said the local government has mandated the member representing Isi-Uzo state constituency at the Enugu state House of Assembly, Emeka Ogbuabor, to immediately move a motion on matter of urgent importance on the floor of the house to cause attention to the tragedy in his constituency.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-east/192785-%e2%80%8b%e2%80%8bpains-%e2%80%8ba%e2%80%8bnger-as-collapse%e2%80%8bd-%e2%80%8bbridge-cuts-off-enugu-benue-ebonyi-communities.html

Lalasticlala

Ama80:
he was so unprofessional n ds case might consume him.he wanted to buy more time but ended up messing himself up.To deny it wil seal his end of career.wat a country wt weird citizens.wat is "judicial rascality" by d way

loool

PuciPrince:
Is this guy foolish? Something i saw on tv. You used those words "judicial rascality".


Abi d news was VIDEOshopped?

God bless you, my man. I watched it on channels too. I don't know a SAN can be so foolish not to know how to lie.

themilanway:
Why him go comment?You don hear say abobaku dey die before king?

Expect his response when him don snuff his watery nose

themilanway:
You finally want pa chukwudi44 to have heart attack?

If anything should happen to him,its on your head

The guy could not comment on this thread. He was the first to open

olatunji21:
Which arrest and prosecution again?

CCT

One would wonder why a man that pleads not guilty is running helter skelter to save his head instead of standing to defend himself.

The Federal High Court Lagos dismisses Saraki's application seeking to stop his arrest, prosecution and trial in Abuja..#CodeOfConductTribunal

A Federal High Court in Lagos has dismissed an application by Senate President, Dr Bukola Saraki, seeking to stop his trial in Abuja.



Justice Ibrahim Buba held that the court lacks jurisdiction to hear the application.

More details soon.

http://www.channelstv.com/2015/11/06/lagos-high-court-dismisses-sarakis-application/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

IdisuleOurOwn:
Are you laughing at the waywardness of Mr hinwazaka?

It seems that dude do take some "short" early morning.
It's a normal thing in the creek.

That guy makes me laugh all of the time. I just don't know how

Dannyset:
Mr Hinwazaka! Stop going weedward this early morning!

omenka:
Seeing the "bus" into which they are getting confirms the text message sent to Senators as published by SR.

If Saraki's Abobakus become depleted so much so that just one remains, that ONE would be our dearest Stealer Oduah". They share a world of Mutual Characters.

cc: phillips70