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GreatrAnalyst:
It is not really about swimming for kilometers, it is mostly about staying afloat first. Staying afloat is a skill beside swimming.
If they stay afloat, help can come to them

Staying afloat on a river with severe undercurrents?

Not that easy bro


No be swimming pool o

LegendHero:
Tsefini. Umahi don talk am.

From Umahi statement self, the FG have right to 250m from the shoreline.

LegendAgbado it's c'est fini.. A french phrase meaning 'its finished '..

obinna58:
All these popular people doesn’t know how to swim or what exactly?

how many kilometers can u swim ? How many hours can u swim? How powerful are u to beat the steady strong currents

helinues:
Is that all, or any other things to add?

I for like lay hands on your head,but I like you like this..I enjoy the comics u provide here

helinues:
But why are this soldiers are just inhumane, like wtf?

With this your English ,I have no doubt that you are the shirtless guy shouting 'kwotelass' countless times in that video

Na only kwotelass (cutlass) i hear for the whole thing..

Thank God


What about the others

Make una hide this thread from legend agboro and his Bulaba crew o..

That's because obiwon

Well,I can't tell who's older from the pic,..but I just saw a huge guy restrain himself from slapping a short agile man who's been pushing him repeatedly on the chest and trying to get a fight tool

noble2faith:
Funny Obi!



Brilliant man! Like seriously!

I take that as sarcasm. If it is not, then I see why it is said "An average Igbo man is politically daft"

Politics una don take damage the country... Making it a laughing stock among serious nations.


Pls send me more jokes.. I laffed really hard at this

Brilliant Man

This thread backfired



Even the cone head is nowhere to be found again

dominique:
Look at how Ursula looks like now. Do they still look alike?

For a woman nearing 100,she looks great..

That girl no get any odour..she just hates the girl for other reasons.. She's too meek..other girls will smash that phone for her.. She even looks like one who would have a fishy rotten odor

That's what some yellow rats are afraid of.. reason they are jittery and creating incoherent threads n posts against the obidient movement every minute...

casualobserver:
I am sure you are both referring to Timbaland

I'm sure you know who I'm referring to

How many has northern politicians given to southeast but they get votes..


Oga,vote who u wan vote.. after race we count miles .. if who u vote good,e good for us,if he bad e bad for us.. But remember say some people get magic wand them take dey stay afloat no matter as e be

Jayhome24:
Timberland did

lol

Timberland got his name from this shoe



Not the other way

LL Cool Jay/Ice Cube

benuejosh:
Some people will not sleep well tonight because Nigeria's name is not there. May they continue to face disappointments and heart attack because of their evil wish for Nigeria.

Cc:
Obidients movement- Nairaland chapter.
Emergency lovers of Nigeria.

They are more Nigerian than you. You are just more hypocritical

Antoeni:
What Do You Call Scam or Fraud?

Na bat package Dem... All na part of the grand plan

Slytiger:
Like the man that shot his son because of an almost empty pot of Soup.

how much be food? How much be bullet and guns


Even ode suppose know say no be food matter dey between them

Front0lane:
The others that are not Igbo in the country are they dying ?!

Did I say you are dying?

Rossikk:
You didn't ''grow'' during 67 to 70.

You lost 2 million people and were the international poster boy for starvation and kwashiorkor, dependent on international food aid.

After the war, Gowon gave you money individually to restart your lives, a FIRST in international conflict by a victorious party.

Even today, you have seen success because NIGERIANS ALLOWED YOU to settle outside your region on their land in your millions and earn a living.

Without their generosity, you couldn't be JackShiit.

So get off your blasted high horse and SHUT the FCK UP.

look at all that blab


The Igbo man survived and grew during the semi world war,which would naturally extinct your own ethnic group several times over...

Over 3.5m,not 2m kids were starved to death,yes, but they grew Nevertheless.. During that war ,they built tanks,aircrafts,battleships,countless bridges,small arms , fuel,electricity,aviation fuel,..they made their own clothes,bags,footwears and made a lot of food from things considered as wastes.. the list is endless. Some of these technologies were discarded immediately after the war,but many are still in existence..u may want to visit places like Awka,Aba,Okigwe etc.. I will excuse ur other ignorant rants ..it's what has been fed you all these years..and i feel no obligation pulling u out of them..u can keep stewing in it..the better..

Well bughari ,while scrambling to exonerate this man,said he doesn't know the technology deployed to make this 'fake videos..

That's the man who for 8 years,claimed to 'pyte kwarrafshan'

socialmediaman:
It’s in the same country that some fake lovers of Nigeria are claiming that Tinubu is doing well after claiming that Buhari was doing well for 8 years.

Helinuees you see what those fake lovers of Nigeria are trying to turn the Nigeria you and I love into?

What u guys gain by continuously mentioning deviants and nonentities is what I may never understand..

Rossikk:
What is this one saying

He is saying that the Igbo man will grow no matter what..

People that grew during 67 to 1970 semi world war... Building all kinds of stuffs . They will grow under anything,so stop feeling funky

Mazi Sanusi Lamido

It's called the Great Tinubulation for a reason..




EbinPawa

Na who know am



Insider job..