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Damn! U good. I'm LMAO!

Petit

Beeg beeg
small tym hn go beg 4 d!ck 4k hn wify.

Lol. Not at all
ntwork prob made it rpeat itself.Lol

Alas!(no more confusion)

This must be the ist tym i'm cing a thread by u. Now datts WOOOW!

Nd chicks are "salary screwers"

no!

no!

@noyez
of cos not.



It is HILARIOUS!

I'm not sure if u're a thief or not. But, i'm sure ur english is SPLENDID!

Yeah, sup?
Yall mist me dat much? I waznt online just yestday ne u say long tyme. Lol. I waznt home i went on some runs. Hw u duin? I can c u are avin a gud tym makin me luk bad.

@brimbrack
datts genius

My advice to all.

Never tell ur 6yr old ne thing bad about ur boss or the neighours.
(they just myte come visiting 4 dinner)

Never tell ur 6yr old ne thing gud bout the girl nxt door.
(u myte as well find a good signature)

The good, the bad, and the ugly.

Good:ur hubby md u decide;no more kids.
Bad:u cant find ur birth controll pills.
Ugly:they're wit ur daughter.

Good:ur son studys a lot in his rum.
Bad:u find a lot of Indecency movies hidden in there.
Ugly: u're in them.

Good:u have a talk on s*x wit ur 13yr old girl.
Bad:she keeps interrupting.
Ugly:with corrections.

Good:ur wife's not talkn to u.
Bad:she wants a divorce.
Ugly:she's a lawyer.

Good:ur daughter works at a hospital.
Bad: shes afraid of blood.
Ugly:U're her patient.

Good:the post man is early.
Bad:he's wearing a hood and carrying an AK47.
Ugly: u gave him nothing 4 chrismas.

Less i 4get; including ITUEN.

@Chumakk

datts a mistake. U and all the people u knw nd knw u are the patients at "yaba left side"
*doz d 5-finger thing*

Johnny in class

teacher:what instrument is used to view micro organisms in a biology lab?
Johnny:micro-biology.

Aaaaaaaaaaabeg wat is d criteria 4 grouping this churches nd banks?

@topic
Air!

U're duin gud why not start ur own thread.

Arrrph
c'est tres gross

Hilarious!
D dude waz biting an asshole while d guy in heaven must be a damn ugly dude.

@ioday
As much as i hate to(considering ma gender) i must admit dats a nice1. Lol.

Yes, BJ,
Bad Joke
wat is harsh about dat?

D jokes section is d most popular, i hardly visit ne oda. Iznt it fony how u'll neva find a joke in d technology, entatainment or ne oda section but d jokes?

D jokes section is d most popular, i hardly visit ne oda. Iznt it fony how u'll neva find a joke in d technology, entatainment or ne oda section?

Then u gave it a BJ?

@ben
i lyk ur sense of humor.

Weeping

Weeping

. . .Of where?

. . .Of where?