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Eh! 9ja? We too dey show ourself. But, we no deh cary last

Eh! 9ja? We too dey show ourself. But, we no deh cary last

@oracle -nd dats too bad
i av a frnd hu doznt eat apple bcoz he tinks God his stil testn us nd mite gv anoda chance.

An ha**a man huz wife had jst bn delivad of a baby girl waz teln his frnds hw it went:
my wife vinta i born am 4 two woman fikin. I cary my son yaro, i go barba, i cut my head i cut yaro head.I go markt go buy two shiken, i kill my tu woman fikin 4 my two shikens.

Get all u can, can all u get nd get on the can is d ist law of greed

If u hapn to b chokn on a cube of ice, dont panic just pour a cup of boiln water down ur throat nd PRESTO! It will be instantly gne.(sure thing)

As the were on the way to church, a sunday school titcher askd her pupils y it waz important to kip quiet in chvrch. Den ltl johnny answerd "bcoz some ppl are sleepin"

1.Livn on earth may b xpencive bt it inkludes a n annual free trip roumd d sun.
2. Lv is photogenic ;it nids darknes to grow.
Ur future depends on ur drims so, go to slip.

If adam nd eve were chinese we wuld still be in paradise by now. They wuld av eatn the fckn snake nd nt d God damnd APPLE!

Dat man is NUTS hs rily lost it. I ges his date waz a disasta. i kuld only date hs daughta if she waz any of
Eva mendez
Fergie
Anjelina jolie or Beyoncé

Dat man is NUTS hs rily lost it. I ges his date waz a disasta. i kuld only date hs daughta if she waz any of
Eva mendez
Fergie
Anjelina jolie or Beyoncé

@rupee Thank u o, blood is thika dan water

@rupee Thank u o, blood is thika dan water

Tot as much dude

Ho! I luv d last 1 bout dat driva. ROFLMAO

Ho! I luv d last 1 bout dat driva. ROFLMAO

Yeah, yeah, yeah, same old story. I've read all b4 on dis forum. No hard feelins

I've had enuf of dis joke. Lets think of smtin new pple.

The bible saz nothin is imposible if only u blive.
Wat da hell waz r kely tinkn wen he sang i blive i kan fly

A man waz bout aving his bath. He entad d bathqum, stripd hmself nd startd. Suddnly he statd hear FIRE!,FIRE! ,FIRE!
In a bid to save hs lyf, he ran out nakd(evn wit soap all ova). He gt outside only to find thouzand of eyes starin at hm lxk he waz crazy or smtin.Sudnly he heard "in jesus name AMEN!" Then he realizd it waz hs nxt door neighbor prayin

Hs gonna return every penny i spent on his education, i dont care evn if its wit d danfo drivn.

Return

If it hapns, it sure wil be a shoka to me

@oracle wat ibro means is dat the poster is also an ape, dts y he started wit "kum to tin of it"

@oracle wat ibro means is dat the poster is also an ape, dts y he started wit "kum to tin of it"

I'm sory, its a fckn joke. BUT! Dats bcoz i heard it 4rm an unreliable source, dats y i tink its a joke

I'm sory, its a fckn joke. BUT! Dats bcoz i heard it 4rm an unreliable source, dats y i tink its a joke

I'm sory, its a fckn joke. BUT! Dats bcoz i heard it 4rm an unreliable source, dats y i tink its a joke

Thanks@rasuluaa, urs re also nice. Wudnt mind m6re


1.Get all u can, can all u get and get on d can is d first law of greed.
2.I dnt knw d key to success bt i knw d key to failure is tryn to pls every1-bill cosby
3.Failur ir an opportunityto begn again more inteligently.
4.All glory comes 4rm darin to begn.
5.U kant build a reputatn on wat u re goin to du.

Konvict music is signin FAZE!

Mum:y re u bak so early
Johnny: last wk my teacher said 5+5=10 den today again he said 7+3= d same 10! Kan u imagine? I'm nt goin bak to dat skul until he makes up his mind.

The world of luks is d mort remarkable creatn of man, notin dat he builds eva last, monuments wil fall, nations will perish nd afta an era of darkness, new races wil rebuld.
Bt in d world of buks are volumes wich lv on as lng nd as fresh as d day the were written teln men's heart, the heart of men centuries dead.