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Ur momma is so ugly, her reflectn ducks in d mirror. Now lets c hus whoopn hu. |
@rasuluaa lol wel take dis ur mommas so ugly king kong thinks she's ugly. |
Actually i new it waz in xsistence bt waz 2 far. I postd mine b4 sm1 raised d oda up. Ne way 10ks to doz hu av pstd. Wudnt mind more. |
Ur momma fckt a donkey dats y u're an ass. |
Ur momma fckt a donkey dats y u're an ass. |
Ur momma fckt a donkey dats y u're an ass. |
Ur momma fckt a donkey dats y u're an ass. |
Ur momma jumbt down a match box to commit suicide. |
Ur momma fckt a donkey dats y u're an ass. |
Ur momma is so short even d ants luk down on her. |
Ur momma is so dirty d pigs fired a law suit agaist her. |
Ur momma is so fat she puts on her belt wit a boomerang. |
Ur momma is so fat dat she wears pillow cases 4 socks. |
Ur momma is so fat she sets up car alarms jst by pasn by them. |
Ur momma is so fat dat she wears pillow cases 4 socks. |
Ur momma is so fat dat she wears pillow cases 4 socks. |
Ur momma is so fat her ass is lyk 2 parrots fytn in a sack. |
Ha ha ha! Ur momma is so full of shit d toilet envies her. |
Ur momma is so ugly, she gives Freddie Krueger nyte mares. |
Ur momma is so ugly, she gives Freddie Krueger nyte mares. |
Ur momma is so old , she fartd nd dust blew out her ass. |
Ur momma is so dumb she askd d operator hw lng it will take 4rm L.A to las vagas. He sed "just a minute" and she sed "thank u" nd hung up. |
Ur momma is so fat she waz born on june d ist & 2nd |
Ur momma is so poor, d last supper waz her last supper. |
Ur momma is so fat she kan tuk in her tits in her boot. |
Ha ha ha ho ho ho! best of jokes eva. My, my. Oga seun has to c dis. This is HILARIOUS. |
CORRECTIONS! Ur momma is so fat she's got more CHINS dan a chinese fonebuk. Even wen ur momma waz a little girl, she waz a BIG girl. Nd i mean it! |
Ur momma is so tiny in takes her 4wks nd a publik holiday to fall down a match box. |
Ur momma is so tiny she tot Danny Devito waz a giant monster. |
Ur momma is so dumb she tot "PLAYBOY" waz a game. |
Ur momma is so dumb she wudnt tink, evn if her lyf depended on it. |
Ur momma is so old she sat nxt to jesus in sixt grade. |
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