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@lysaa&rasuluaa
yu both re fany so u've bn tripn 4 each oda behind ma bak.Hmm
jst jokn
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@tomi ade
Hey i c we av a new guy here.Tomi_ade. This thread is about ur own yo momma jokes nt some copy nd paste. Can u kip up, i'm sure u kan. Welkome nd hp we'l stil b cing u.
@rasulua
i kan c tomi is gvin u a gud run.
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Ur momma is so fat she broke d family tree.(urs not mine lol)

Aight lysaa. L8ter.

Ur momma's so old she waz d waitress at
"LAST SUPPER"

Ur momma's so fat wen she went 4 fatest persn competitn, she won Ist





2nd





& 3rd!

Ur momma's so old, she's in Jesus' year buk.

Ur momma's so stupid she stole a free sample.

Ur momma's teet re so yelo wen she smiles, trafic slows down.

Ur momma is so fat i 3rid to evade her nd i ran out of breath

Ur momma's so fat her shadow weigh 250Ibs

Ur momma's so fat her shadow weigh 250Ibs

Wel if dats were it ends its nt bd, but culd a beta.@kk I sn ur oda pst nd tink dis is nt u. 1thumb up

In lyf it is nt hu u represnt dat mataz but wat u represent nd y u represent wat u represent.

Nice one. Lol

Ur momma's so ugly she went to auditn 4 a Indecency movie nd d attendant sed "luk at d sign, it says auditn 4 Indecency movie not horro movie."

@lysaa
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do we av to curse.
No we dnt av to. Nd i'm a male. Nd 10ks 4 d post.
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ur momma's so fat she permanently hasflat tyres.

@happybabe
it is testd nd aprovd.

U bet i am. But i can put my lyf on it.Lol

U bet i am. Lol

@rasulua
yea i'm bak. Re u on prodigits? If u re nt regista its prodigits.Co .Uk. U re usn ur fone right?

3ry it nd u'll c i a'int lying

Ur momma's so fat ne tyme shes bout to take a swim in d ocean, d Tsunami alert sets off.

Ur momma's so ugly d rats gave her bak d cheez deh stole.

Ur momma's so ugly her nickname 's DAMN!

Ur momma is so poor she tried to claim benefits of a doubt.

If u happen to b chokin on a cube of ice, just pour a cup of boilin water down ur throat nd presto! d pain will b instantly gone. I assure u.

@kk Nw i get the joke thumbs up. Its obvious u tot it up urself wich makes it kul. (or am i rong?)

Ur momma is so dumb she tot u were wot caryin 4 9mths.
@lysaa i'll take dat as a complement

Ur momma is so dumb she tot u were wot caryin 4 9mths.

I need a new brain 4 my dog(1 dat has nva bn used). Can i av ur momma's

Ur momma is so stupid she tot u were handsome!