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Hmmm. Tanx pope.

Hmmmm "they" being ITUEN & TUFE right?

Too bad i can't read through d whole lot i mist so if u dont mind, tell me xactly how he kept her bizy. . . Since u av chosen to play d role of the "amebo"

I taught dat waz obvious.

If u can read well, u should know some1 has earlier been described as a "sicko" geddit?

. . . Cudnt agree more. Imagine even tufe lol'ing.

Perfect!

4rm ur "under sabi" point of view.

. . . A blind phycho is worse.

. . . . Not b4 tufe legally claimed the name.

*runs to clem, and lifts her up wid'a hug*
hey honnie. Did u miss me?
@mimi
ha ha ha. No babe. I a'int got no biz wit dat dude. Just work load.

He he he.
C dis young man o.

He he he.
C dis young man o.

Hmm. . . I know ur head is quite conspicuous.

Lol. . . Tanx pal.
Or soothe urself.

Tanx dawg.

*wonder wat xactly she'll be guiding*

*wonder wat xactly she'll be guiding*

Tanx dawg.

. . . To?

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days
on her front porch, reflecting on her long life,
when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother
appears in front of her and informs her that she
will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would
like to be really rich."

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young,
beautiful princess."

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young
woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the
porch in front of them.

"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome
prince?" she asks.

*** POOF *** There before her stands a young man
more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that
makes her knees weak, he saunters across the
porch and whispers in her ear:

"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-accountant.

The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is
the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The accountant does not answer.

The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3
million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a
deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I
can interpret for you."

The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my
damn money is!"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the
accountant where the 3 million dollars is.

The accountant signs back, "I don't know
what you are talking about."

The attorney interprets to the Godfather,
"He doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol,
puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks
the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my
damn money is!"

The attorney signs to the accountant,
"Wants to know where it is!"

The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!,
the money is hidden in a brown suitcase
behind the shed in my backyard!"

The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"

The attorney interprets to the Godfather,
"He says, Go to hell, you don't have the guts
to pull the trigger."

An old geezer and his wife are out driving, when
a police officer pulls him over. "What seems to
be the trouble young man?" asks the geezer.

"Excuse me sir," says the officer, "but didn't
you notice that your wife fell out of the car
back there?"

"Why, naw, I didn't son, thanks for telling me.
I just thought I went deaf."

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed
there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself
you can always write a book.

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@tufe
if u nor atleast return d mag, u don fall my hand be dat.

Prayer of a sinner is an abomination unto God. So just pray wen rain dey fall o cuz. . . . Thunder o get right.