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@ben
datts wat u choose to call it.

. . . . We ge right.

*pulls holythug by d ear*
come, come, come. Na small thing dey make me provoke o. Abi lyf don tire u?

*pulls holythug by d ear*
come, come, come. Na small thing dey make me provoke o. Abi lyf don tire u?

I hope i'm not pondering wat i think i'm pondering.

All na same.

Na d 2inch straw inbtw hn legs dey make am dey feel fly.

Tufe's folks never took dat precaution.

Nat bad

Hmmhp

*exits NAIRALAND*

Great things always av little beginings and i'll take it dat dis is ur own little beginning.

Great things always av little beginings and i'll take it dat dis is ur own little beginning.

Morning dearie. Hw waz d (u know wat)
and where's tufe?

. . . Height of english.

Ryte now!

Bravo, dint notice the cocktail.

I'm guessing anusman.

But i'm guessing u meant to write "11" and not "12"

@poster
alryte alryte alryte so i dont mess up ur thread.


Potential ans:
12 chairs 4 d guys to seat while the ladies sit on their laps in the ratio 2:1

@poster
alryte alryte alryte so i dont mess up ur thread.


Potential ans:
11 chairs 4 d guys to seat while the ladies sit on their laps in the ratio 2:1

. . . . Enough 4 every one to be seated.

*clears throat*

@clem
wit u honnie, a perfect day awaits me.

Once a strong man, always a strong man.

He just signed his death warrant.
@clem
i'm gud honnie, hw u duin?

He just signed his death warrant.
@clem
i'm gud honnie, hw u duin?

Date

I'll be damned if ure not close to 12yrs of age.

@buzzgonz & success
heyyyy guys, wit his feet merely 6inches off d ground, he culd have let go his grip and save himself d humiliation but d damned nut just waznt thinkn with his head i suspect he waz duin d thinking with is gazunga!
GEDDIT?

This is wat happens when condom factories don't keep their end of the bargain.

No, na after-effect of awoof.