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@"joke" so fckn unreasonable.

Heyy baby, i'm sory, still gotta work.

Amma woop ur ass silly

. . . Good day

@lindalee
if u dont understand it then its a diff ball game.
@lysaa
well, i a'int stickin'round 4 too long tho.

Na una sabi. Na tiger woods write am 4 me.

Hm nor worry i don check am, she no sick.
@ituen
still not 4 gud.

Ha ha ha.Well, I wish u d very BEST of luck.
Have a vitamin filled xam.

. . . . I guess. . . Ha ha ha LYSAA! Hellova tyme! -not been regular ma self-

Golfers might want to 'brush up' on the rules:

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment
for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner
of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get
the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should
have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted
to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict
club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. Object of the game is to take as many
strokes as necessary. When the owner is
satisfied the play is complete. Failure to
do so may result in being denied permission
to play again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing
the hole immediately upon arrival.
Experienced players will normally take time to
admire the entire course, paying special
attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other
courses they have played or are currently
playing to the owner of the course being played.
Upset owners have been known to damage players
equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain
gear, just in case.

10. Players should not assume that the course
is in shape to play at all times. Players may be
embarrassed if they find the course temporarily
under repair. Players are advised to be extremely
tactful in this situation. More advanced players
will find alternate means of play when this is
the case.

11. Players should assume their match has been
properly scheduled particularly when playing a
new course for the 1st time. Previous players
have been known to become irate if they discover
someone else is playing what they considered a
private course.

12. The owner of the course is responsible for
the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the
visibility of the hole.

13. Players are strongly advised to get the
owners permission before attempting to play the
backside.

14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players
should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace
at the owners request.

15. It is considered an outstanding performance,
if time permitting, to play the same hole several
times in one match.

A man and his wife got into bed for the night.
The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the
husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to
his wife and started handling her pussy. He did
this only for a very short while then stopped and
went back to reading his book.

The wife got up and started stripping in front of
him. The husband was confused and asked, "What
the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?"

The wife replied, "You were playing with my
pussy. I thought it was pre-intimacy for something a
bit heavier".

The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my
fingers so I could turn

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out
in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are
watching the auctioning off of bulls.

The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull
to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull
reproduced 60 times last year."

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs,
& comments, "See!  That was more than 5 times
a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine
specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last
year."

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's
some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this
comparison.

The third bull is up for sale:
"And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365
times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year!
How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells
back, "Sure, once a day!, But ask the auctioneer
if they were all with the same cow!!!"

Golfers might want to 'brush up' on the rules:

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment
for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner
of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get
the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should
have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted
to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict
club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. Object of the game is to take as many
strokes as necessary. When the owner is
satisfied the play is complete. Failure to
do so may result in being denied permission
to play again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing
the hole immediately upon arrival.
Experienced players will normally take time to
admire the entire course, paying special
attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other
courses they have played or are currently
playing to the owner of the course being played.
Upset owners have been known to damage players
equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain
gear, just in case.

10. Players should not assume that the course
is in shape to play at all times. Players may be
embarrassed if they find the course temporarily
under repair. Players are advised to be extremely
tactful in this situation. More advanced players
will find alternate means of play when this is
the case.

11. Players should assume their match has been
properly scheduled particularly when playing a
new course for the 1st time. Previous players
have been known to become irate if they discover
someone else is playing what they considered a
private course.

12. The owner of the course is responsible for
the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the
visibility of the hole.

13. Players are strongly advised to get the
owners permission before attempting to play the
backside.

14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players
should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace
at the owners request.

15. It is considered an outstanding performance,
if time permitting, to play the same hole several
times in one match.

Q: What do bungee jumping and a hooker have in
common?

A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the
rubber breaks, you're screwed.

na she dey insist now.

you dont av to type geddit?

@abby
e don do abeg no spoil me. *doz d cross thingy*

@cayon
dont u think wat u just did is kaina ridiculous?

I want 2 blv the "Y" doznt rep "yansh" doz it?

They say its 4 d gud of d babies. Rumour has it that when the are inside, they release some vitamins into the baby's mouth.

Yeah ure ryte, its so strange how d faceless soldier has his eye on his head and vomits through the eye.

. . . . Much better.

Ha ha.Lmao.

Its a soldier in the male army under the "private" rank. and has a peculiar helmet commonly called a cap. This soldier is know to get stif in action and vomit in the line of duty . . . Inside or outside enemy territory.

kool. bud'i hope the peace will last. and sure, ive seen some new users.

*turns round*
der u re sweetie.

Lol. Kay being the "ATM"

D funny thing is how proud he feels showing it off, i'm sure he's 1inch longer than most of his frnds.

Or simply becoz now one finds ur topics interesting. Try using more catchy titles.
And pt of correctn. . . Dis sect is not strictly 4 romantic topics.

Wat a way to end a panic filled lyf. Lmao. Nice one ayus.

Hi clemy. Looks lyk peace is now reigning in dis sec. Innit?

If not for pervertion, y shuld neone describe "cow milking" lyk dat? No offence, just kiddn. Nice work.