₦airaland Forum

bennyraz: Interesting.. The day of konji go be ur judgement day

Lols!!! Tell am make him hear!!!

Odunnu: Sharrap on stuff you know nothing about?
Do I sound like a s[b]l[/b]ut to you?

Lols!!! Da was rather harsh.

Too bad anyways!!!!

Af met quite a few.
Ah met mikel obi one on one in jos, he is a pretty shy dude.
Ah met ma homie jim iyke in kano, he is a pretty shy guy on one on one level too,
But a loud mouth on set.
I met ritaa dominic in london, she was almost dyin for me. Lols!!

I hate it wen some posters, not knowin wot to post on ur thrend, just post rubbish!!
It freaks me out!!!

Wots more to say than
"Its a last days effect anyways"

Gosh!! I see ur less busy,
Abeg ma rest room stinks
If u can pls help me clean it up.
Nice piece all the same

All na just on d formin level.
And u know most dulls are demon carriers!!!

Oluwadare: Can somebody tell me this will come to an end one da
y?

U can trust God dat there is an end to every malady

All of una get "fufu" for una brain.

A paltry 7500 naira was given as cash reward to last sunday's kd church bombings.
Now I know that poverty could strongly be behind all the attacks!!

Guess its for the undying for the game
That brought so much FAME, FORTUNE AND
FAVOUR. Nothing more.
Aftrol he can still play for as long as those legs
Can carry him.

MRbrownJAY: thou shall not clean yourselves with dirty unknown water.........and to think that they invented toilet paper CENTURIES ago?

I tire o!

[quote author=blogger1.0]Since when girls start wash punanie like them abokis dey wash their bura after urinating? But nawa 4 dat girl oo. How old she dey sef @op[/quote]Na grown up ajagunle yoruba muslim o!

When my friend broke this gory tale
To me , tears goshed freely from my eyes
Like from a broken well, some even droped
In my heart . . .and it BROKE!!!
A battery charger carelessly left a raw acid near
The a toilet of a face me I face u, and a young
Lady woke up at about 10pm to ease herself,
Thinkin it was water, she took the acid with her,
Dint reaalized untill she "washed" her private part with it, then she scream
Out in a frenzy. But the damage had already been done.
But wud she ever lead a pain-free-life again?

Ur sure the andriod is a miracle in d tech. World.

[quote author=ArQue[left][/left]BusieR]I'd rather be self-employed, as I feel it's the only way I can truly maximize my potential.[/quote]Guy forget dat "self employed thin"
Oil job is da in-tin any day.

Dats the niigerian spirit

swtchicgurl: WHAT'S THIS? A JOKE?

Reality starin u in thee eye!!!

booqee: so mister, how dat one com take concern us for NL jokes section? Ehn??

#thread locked!

Na u get ur mouth

Dyt: Wat shld I do oooooo

Do same

On ma dyin bed, doctors pls make ready
the knives and scissors, plug off ma eyes
and save them in an eye bank, for donation.
Dats my legacy, and my last will.