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Romance / Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 2:55pm On Jul 24, 2012
bennyraz: Interesting.. The day of konji go be ur judgement day grin
Lols!!! Tell am make him hear!!!
Education / Re: All Girls Schools Make Nigerian Girls Promiscuous by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 9:29am On Jul 24, 2012
Odunnu: Sharrap on stuff you know nothing about?
Do I sound like a s[b]l[/b]ut to you?

Lols!!! Da was rather harsh.
Literature / Re: Made In Nigeria English by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 8:42pm On Jul 23, 2012
Comot jor!!!
NYSC / Re: Picture Of Corpers (ladies) Fighting by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 9:01am On Jul 21, 2012
Too bad anyways!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Have You Met A Celebrity? by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 7:48pm On Jul 10, 2012
Af met quite a few.
Ah met mikel obi one on one in jos, he is a pretty shy dude.
Ah met ma homie jim iyke in kano, he is a pretty shy guy on one on one level too,
But a loud mouth on set.
I met ritaa dominic in london, she was almost dyin for me. Lols!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Things That Annoy You On Nairaland by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 5:20pm On Jul 08, 2012
I hate it wen some posters, not knowin wot to post on ur thrend, just post rubbish!!
It freaks me out!!!
Celebrities / Re: Gay Chika Nwafor Claims He's Pregnant by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 2:47pm On Jul 02, 2012
Wots more to say than
"Its a last days effect anyways"
Phones / Re: A Letter To My Nokia E-7 by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 7:11pm On Jun 28, 2012
Gosh!! I see ur less busy,
Abeg ma rest room stinks
If u can pls help me clean it up.
Nice piece all the same
Romance / Re: What Is It With Ladies And Teddy Bears? by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 3:43pm On Jun 28, 2012
All na just on d formin level.
And u know most dulls are demon carriers!!!
Politics / Re: Gunfight Erupts Near Dala Police Station In Kano by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 8:52am On Jun 27, 2012
Oluwadare: Can somebody tell me this will come to an end one da
y?
U can trust God dat there is an end to every malady
Jokes Etc / Re: If U No Understand Dis Yoke, Then Fufu Dey Ur Brain. >:( by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 7:59pm On Jun 22, 2012
All of una get "fufu" for una brain.
Politics / 7,500 Naira Given As Reward To Last Sundays KD Bombings by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 2:32pm On Jun 22, 2012
A paltry 7500 naira was given as cash reward to last sunday's kd church bombings.
Now I know that poverty could strongly be behind all the attacks!!
Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo: How Not To Retire by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 7:48pm On Apr 16, 2012
Guess its for the undying for the game
That brought so much FAME, FORTUNE AND
FAVOUR. Nothing more.
Aftrol he can still play for as long as those legs
Can carry him.
Health / Re: Girl Mistakes Acid For Water, Washes Private Part With It After Urinating. by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 10:24pm On Apr 10, 2012
MRbrownJAY: thou shall not clean yourselves with dirty unknown water.........and to think that they invented toilet paper CENTURIES ago?
I tire o!
Health / Re: Girl Mistakes Acid For Water, Washes Private Part With It After Urinating. by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 10:22pm On Apr 10, 2012
blogger1.0:
Since when girls start wash punanie like them abokis dey wash their bura after urinating? But nawa 4 dat girl oo. How old she dey sef @op
Na grown up ajagunle yoruba muslim o!
Health / Girl Mistakes Acid For Water, Washes Private Part With It After Urinating. by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 8:32pm On Apr 10, 2012
When my friend broke this gory tale
To me , tears goshed freely from my eyes
Like from a broken well, some even droped
In my heart . . .and it BROKE!!!
A battery charger carelessly left a raw acid near
The a toilet of a face me I face u, and a young
Lady woke up at about 10pm to ease herself,
Thinkin it was water, she took the acid with her,
Dint reaalized untill she "washed" her private part with it, then she scream
Out in a frenzy. But the damage had already been done.
But wud she ever lead a pain-free-life again?
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 7:50pm On Apr 08, 2012
Ur sure the andriod is a miracle in d tech. World.
Career / Re: Self-Employment vs Oil Company Job: Which is Better? by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 7:06am On Apr 06, 2012
ArQue[left:
[/left]BusieR]I'd rather be self-employed, as I feel it's the only way I can truly maximize my potential.
Guy forget dat "self employed thin"
Oil job is da in-tin any day.
Family / Re: See What A Woman Had To Pass Through To Support Her Family. by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 8:44pm On Apr 01, 2012
Dats the niigerian spirit
Jokes Etc / Re: My Eyes I Donate To An Eye Bank,when Am Gone. Docs Pls Take Note!! by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 8:44pm On Mar 31, 2012
swtchicgurl: WHAT'S THIS? A JOKE?

Reality starin u in thee eye!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: My Eyes I Donate To An Eye Bank,when Am Gone. Docs Pls Take Note!! by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 8:42pm On Mar 31, 2012
booqee: so mister, how dat one com take concern us for NL jokes section? Ehn?? undecided

#thread locked! angry
Na u get ur mouth
Jokes Etc / Re: My Eyes I Donate To An Eye Bank,when Am Gone. Docs Pls Take Note!! by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 8:40pm On Mar 31, 2012
Dyt: Wat shld I do oooooo
Do same
Jokes Etc / My Eyes I Donate To An Eye Bank,when Am Gone. Docs Pls Take Note!! by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 8:41am On Mar 31, 2012
On ma dyin bed, doctors pls make ready
the knives and scissors, plug off ma eyes
and save them in an eye bank, for donation.
Dats my legacy, and my last will.

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