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I don't want to comment cos I may ending up insulting this administration from buhari down to his supporters ............pls who will buy iPhone 7 charger? |
...I truly think it's worth sharing! My suggestion to d Federal
government. A senator earns N36,000,000 per month. If this is
divided into two d senator collects N18,000,000 and d
remaining N18,000,000 can be used to employ 200 Nigerians
that will earn N90,000 per month, 200 pple multiply by 109
senators = 21800 employees, meaning 200 Nigerians can leave
comfortably on half of monthly income of just one senator. A
member of federal house of rep. earns N25,000,000 per
month. If dis is divided into two a honourable earns
N12.5million per month. The remaining N12.5million can be
used to employ 135 Nigerians who will earn N92,500 per
month. 135 Nigerians multiply by 360 honourables in the
Federal house of reps. =48600 employees, meaning 135
Nigerians can live comfortably on half of a monthly income of
just a honourable memner of NASS. Pls forward to d Federal
government, Senators, and Honourables in Nigeria. This means
that this administration can actually employ 70,400 Nigerians
that will earn N90,000 nd N92,500 respectively from the
reduction of monthly income of senators and honourables in
Nigeria. Please Re-broadcast!! |
stano2: stano2: stano2:so that is your prayer abi you will be the one snake will bite and we will see it in naira land here I swear dis snake maybe blood related to u |
hmmm God please forgive us and heal our dear land |
I wish pdp win it so that there will be change in power |
I will comment when I charge my iphone7 |
is not our duty to judge them so we just need to send them to God as quick as possible to judge them pls were are the fire squad cock that gun n do ur work |
na to beg baba God to hijacked somebody jet when flying back from ............. |
I will so much like to comment on this by my iPhone 7 is on world tour for those that has not seen it yet |
PIDGIN PROVERBS
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still hold breast
run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross
water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the
journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey
see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy
labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hailam!! é go
hail himself
15. Toto water small, but é reach prick to take baff.
16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE
BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.
17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground
strong, Them no go sleep outside.
19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style call him
papa blind man.
20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share
meat.
21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he
wan Catch.
22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT
WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey wait
for am, no go jump again.
28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him
sabi bury.
29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
32. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
33. Na happiness dey make prick stand
Abeg add ur own |
Nooo PDP debt cos them must blame it on PDP |
imaging I advice all guys should read Isaiah 4 : 1, I prefer to be called Casanova ,womanizer all that than to die because of one girl and she will be forming celebrity lata buharism has not affected me to that level |
good step the fear of this will reduce all this nonsense cause by his fellow criminal called herdsmen |
you people are doing nothing so we don't expect any possibility from apc lead government |
TrapQueen77: ![]() TrapQueen77:maybe u were not real to him or u need to disvirgin him |
buhari hmm if u are good in copyright why not copy and change our economy's for good |
buharism suffering can only be solved by goodlucklism |
police is my friend only when I pay 50naira for road fees |
buharism act is all over Nigeria now |
u never see anything yet keep having regard for them,cos I know you must be part of those that were supporting them ,bros I wish u quick healing thou am not APC lol |
those with speed over sorry for you o I remember during my time after killing goat and enough drinks hmmmm carryover just buharism me |
K |
so bcuz PDP destroy nigeria for 16 years apc should also destroy nigeria for 2years |
thankGod am from united state of nigeria so notin to comment |
bubu please for God sake don't provoke me more o cos all this your talk now is like nigeria film to me |
plaetton:i pity your brain box |
i think them are taking this matter too far thou both party were totally wrong and were is the guy that cant keep his tiny pin inside his pampers |
and the governor is busy doing campaign dancing na godwin as if his seeking for third term hmm edo people use ur talented witch magic on him jor |
wait so there is a country with that name existing hmm no wonder |
hmmm u sure no be your party the buy those pvc no be who first report police the win case o |
hmmm heartless which hole u want put de one eye snake this is attempted murder jor |
huh... The last time I did this to my ex... He juz dey laugh like crazy and told me to go to sleep joor... 
bubu please for God sake don't provoke me more o cos all this your talk now is like nigeria film to me