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PoliticsRe: Army Releases 348 Suspected Boko Haram Detainees by mikeweezy(m): 10:32am On Oct 02, 2016
I don't want to comment cos I may ending up insulting this administration from buhari down to his supporters ............pls who will buy iPhone 7 charger?
PoliticsThe Way Forward For Job Creation by mikeweezy(op): 10:02am On Oct 02, 2016
...I truly think it's worth sharing! My suggestion to d Federal government. A senator earns N36,000,000 per month. If this is divided into two d senator collects N18,000,000 and d remaining N18,000,000 can be used to employ 200 Nigerians that will earn N90,000 per month, 200 pple multiply by 109 senators = 21800 employees, meaning 200 Nigerians can leave comfortably on half of monthly income of just one senator. A member of federal house of rep. earns N25,000,000 per month. If dis is divided into two a honourable earns N12.5million per month. The remaining N12.5million can be used to employ 135 Nigerians who will earn N92,500 per month. 135 Nigerians multiply by 360 honourables in the Federal house of reps. =48600 employees, meaning 135 Nigerians can live comfortably on half of a monthly income of just a honourable memner of NASS. Pls forward to d Federal government, Senators, and Honourables in Nigeria. This means that this administration can actually employ 70,400 Nigerians that will earn N90,000 nd N92,500 respectively from the reduction of monthly income of senators and honourables in Nigeria. Please Re-broadcast!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Python Killed By A Fisherman In Oyigbo, Rivers State Hung At A Building (Photos) by mikeweezy(m): 11:03pm On Oct 01, 2016
stano2:
So you killed this creature for nothing ,just because you saw it moving away slowly ..if that the snake retaliated, attacked, tie you in 4 places, squeeze your body and make blood run out from all angles including your eyes then start from your big head and starts to swallow you now.

Everybody will curse the snake, blame village people for sending it. Instead of you to leave this creature to go jejely, you said killing it was the best, so as to show off with. Soon Na pix of who snake bite we go d see 4 NL.
stano2:
So you killed this creature for nothing ,just because you saw it moving away slowly ..if that the snake retaliated, attacked, tie you in 4 places, squeeze your body and make blood run out from all angles including your eyes then start from your big head and starts to swallow you now.

Everybody will curse the snake, blame village people for sending it. Instead of you to leave this creature to go jejely, you said killing it was the best, so as to show off with. Soon Na pix of who snake bite we go d see 4 NL.
stano2:
So you killed this creature for nothing ,just because you saw it moving away slowly ..if that the snake retaliated, attacked, tie you in 4 places, squeeze your body and make blood run out from all angles including your eyes then start from your big head and starts to swallow you now.

Everybody will curse the snake, blame village people for sending it. Instead of you to leave this creature to go jejely, you said killing it was the best, so as to show off with. Soon Na pix of who snake bite we go d see 4 NL.
so that is your prayer abi you will be the one snake will bite and we will see it in naira land here I swear dis snake maybe blood related to u
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Attacks Two Villages, Set Homes Ablaze- Saharareporters by mikeweezy(m): 11:25pm On Sep 28, 2016
hmmm God please forgive us and heal our dear land
PoliticsRe: #EdoDecides2016 By Nairalanders... by mikeweezy(m): 7:33am On Sep 26, 2016
I wish pdp win it so that there will be change in power
CrimeRe: Navy Arrests Suspected Niger Delta Avengers Leader by mikeweezy(m): 10:23pm On Sep 22, 2016
I will comment when I charge my iphone7
CrimeRe: Killers Of Rev Fr John Adeyi Beg Family For Forgiveness by mikeweezy(m): 2:18pm On Sep 22, 2016
is not our duty to judge them so we just need to send them to God as quick as possible to judge them pls were are the fire squad cock that gun n do ur work
PoliticsRe: How Can Nigeria Current Problem Be Solved? by mikeweezy(m): 2:04pm On Sep 22, 2016
na to beg baba God to hijacked somebody jet when flying back from .............
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Probe Turai Yar'adua by mikeweezy(m): 1:59pm On Sep 22, 2016
I will so much like to comment on this by my iPhone 7 is on world tour for those that has not seen it yet
Jokes EtcPingin Proverbs by mikeweezy(op): 11:54am On Sep 22, 2016
PIDGIN PROVERBS 1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin. 2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still hold breast run. 3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep. 4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go hear am. 5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat. 6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg. 7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD. 8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march? 9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far. 10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death. 11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see. 12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains. 13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit. 14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hailam!! é go hail himself 15. Toto water small, but é reach prick to take baff. 16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND. 17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck. 18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside. 19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style call him papa blind man. 20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat. 21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch. 22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open. 23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK. 24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start. 25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food. 26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you. 27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again. 28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury. 29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am. 30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze. 31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am. 32. My thing and our thing no be the same oh. 33. Na happiness dey make prick stand Abeg add ur own
PoliticsRe: Page Review: Nigeria's Debt Rises By #4.17tn In 1 Year As PMB Seeks Help(photos) by mikeweezy(m): 1:16pm On Sep 21, 2016
Nooo PDP debt cos them must blame it on PDP
CrimeRe: Man Stabbed To Death In Delta Over Girlfriend (photo) by mikeweezy(m): 8:03am On Sep 21, 2016
imaging I advice all guys should read Isaiah 4 : 1,














I prefer to be called Casanova ,womanizer all that than to die because of one girl and she will be forming celebrity lata buharism has not affected me to that level
CrimeRe: Herdsman Gets Two Years Sentence For Grazing by mikeweezy(m): 4:50pm On Sep 19, 2016
good step the fear of this will reduce all this nonsense cause by his fellow criminal called herdsmen
PoliticsRe: FG Explained Why They Are Unable To Rescue Chibok Girls by mikeweezy(m): 5:32pm On Sep 17, 2016
you people are doing nothing so we don't expect any possibility from apc lead government
RomanceRe: 10 Things Your Partner Wishes You Would Say by mikeweezy(m): 1:40pm On Sep 17, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin huh... The last time I did this to my ex... He juz dey laugh like crazy and told me to go to sleep joor...



Nawa for my ex oo.. He was acting virgin all the time.angry
grin
TrapQueen77:
grin huh... The last time I did this to my ex... He juz dey laugh like crazy and told me to go to sleep joor...




Nawa for my ex oo.. He was acting virgin all the time.angry
maybe u were not real to him or u need to disvirgin him
PoliticsRe: Plagiarism: Did President Buhari Lift This One Too ? Photos by mikeweezy(m): 1:27pm On Sep 17, 2016
buhari hmm if u are good in copyright why not copy and change our economy's for good
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Invites PDP Member To Help Revive The Economy by mikeweezy(m): 1:23pm On Sep 17, 2016
buharism suffering can only be solved by goodlucklism
CrimeRe: The Police Is Your Friend by mikeweezy(m): 1:17pm On Sep 17, 2016
police is my friend only when I pay 50naira for road fees
CrimeRe: Robbers Unleash Mayhem On Makurdi As Residents Cry For Help by mikeweezy(m): 1:14pm On Sep 17, 2016
buharism act is all over Nigeria now
CrimeRe: Fualni Herdsmen In Kogi Stab A Man With Knife On His Way To Office (photos) by mikeweezy(m): 1:09pm On Sep 17, 2016
u never see anything yet keep having regard for them,cos I know you must be part of those that were supporting them ,bros I wish u quick healing thou am not APC lol
EducationRe: UNIBEN Students In Class Formations Ahead Of Their Graduation by mikeweezy(m): 3:32pm On Sep 16, 2016
those with speed over sorry for you o I remember during my time after killing goat and enough drinks hmmmm carryover just buharism me
PhonesRe: Do You Still Use 2go ? by mikeweezy(m): 10:20am On Aug 15, 2016
K
PoliticsRe: PDP And APC Clashes Over Performance by mikeweezy(m): 7:31am On Aug 13, 2016
so bcuz PDP destroy nigeria for 16 years apc should also destroy nigeria for 2years
PoliticsRe: Angry Tinubu's Lawyer, Says Tinubu Never Believed In Buhari’s Candidacy by mikeweezy(m): 7:15am On Aug 13, 2016
thankGod am from united state of nigeria so notin to comment
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Aknowledges Nigerian Youths by mikeweezy(m): 7:09am On Aug 13, 2016
undecided bubu please for God sake don't provoke me more o cos all this your talk now is like nigeria film to me
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo & Kumuyi Meet At Abuja Stadium To Pray For Nigeria by mikeweezy(m): 10:17pm On Aug 09, 2016
plaetton:
Lol.

Prayers !
Yes, why not more prayers ?

In a land where charlatans like these two are celebrated as national heros, what other solutions do we have to deal with common existential issues than prayers from the same charlatans ? undecided

Nigeria is a fantastic place.

Every type of fraudster has his/her own niche market, his/ her own peculiar racket . Whether you're a Yahoo boy/ girl, a senator, a political jobber, a small church fraudster or a megachurch daddy GO, each one has a specialized racket and a specialized customer/ Maga base.
i pity your brain box
CrimeRe: AIT, FRCN Cover Uzoamaka Chukwu's Case by mikeweezy(m): 7:20am On Aug 08, 2016
undecided i think them are taking this matter too far thou both party were totally wrong and were is the guy that cant keep his tiny pin inside his pampers
PoliticsRe: Edo LG Workers Protest Non-payment Of Salary Arrears by mikeweezy(m): 12:48pm On Aug 03, 2016
and the governor is busy doing campaign dancing na godwin as if his seeking for third term hmm edo people use ur talented witch magic on him jor
Foreign AffairsRe: President Chooses Wife As Running Mate by mikeweezy(m): 7:47am On Aug 03, 2016
wait so there is a country with that name existing hmm no wonder
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Cries Out, Accuses PDP Of Buying Pvcs for Edo Governorship Polls by mikeweezy(m): 7:40am On Aug 03, 2016
hmmm u sure no be your party the buy those pvc no be who first report police the win case o
CrimeRe: Man Rapes A Girl In A Mosque In Lagos During Morning Prayers. Photo: by mikeweezy(m): 8:07am On Aug 02, 2016
hmmm heartless which hole u want put de one eye snake this is attempted murder jor

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