in my university days, my friend used to hug any girl he likes on the street from the back with the pretence that the person looks like some one he knows and b4 u know it after apologising the person go don drop her whole data. I tell u this style always works for him.

to me oh! my friend best or not goes to the back. if there's no back sit, too bad! the boot get am be that if he doesnt mind

I confessed my uncle's girl/lady friend seduced me,

I confessed i ran like Joseph,

I confessed she changed to another style,

I confessed the temptation became too much,

I confessed i succumb I do


I confessed she later became my Uncle's 5th wife,

Now with four children, acting like a saint.

I concluded that women are DEVIL! without mincing words.


Though it happens around 14 to 15 years ago 1995 to be specific.

I always beg God to forgive me and hope she do so.

hey nwando! whats up? happy new year

@lawyer.
My man you have said it all and there is no better way to put than the way you stated it. Most New Year resolutions are about taming temptations. "Have ice-cream!" "No thanks". This new year,yours truly resolved to abstain from sugar and cream. And wondered how long it would last, meanwhile, ice-cream is my favourite! Well, most new year dont last long bc9os as the year wears off so does our resolve untill one day we forget about the resolutions. Holding on to a self-binding declaration beyond a period betrays an annoying infallibility after all to be human is to be vulnerable. "One shall not " is how most new year commandments begin and the most popular of them is giving up one or the other good thing of life. In other words, we turn it into an exercise of self denial. But, to me self denial is an overrated virtue.

Spiritual leaders who preach the virtue of self- denial themselves lives in the lap of luxury. Others who advocate it are those who have either had their own share of the fun or who have no clue as to what fun is all about. For the man in the street, such preaching serves little purpose. At best it makes him smug and at worst, it burdens him with guilts about enjoying the few luxuries to which he has access. Needless to say, it adds to one's stress levels. More often than not , one finds oneself being chased by th very thing one wishes to run away from. Also, taking a broader look, self denial is the roadblock tohuman progress. Cravings and desires have spurred growth and development. Tell me whoever discovered anything without first desiring it intensely? Curbing one's legitimate temptations is, therefore, hardly the best way to welcome the new year. Rather one should use it as an opportunity to liberate oneself from the middle - class squeamishness that blights pure pleasure. A wise wag has said, "yield to temptation . It may not come your way again".

I dont do booze, i dont smoke. My new year resolution is  since i have noticed how short this life is, i have decided to live in the moment, to live in every minute of it and never let any opportunity to pass me by even though it comes in the name of temptation i will grab it with both hands and wait for the consequences thats if there's any.

bros and sis please i really need  a word now, though since I know him we have not no sex yet because I believe relationship dose not depend on sex,


@poster  u believe relationship does not depend on sex but most guy think so! I dont blame the guy much maybe he was trying to let u be and get his "pintos" oiled so that it wont get rust by the time  you are ready to have sex with him. you seem to forgot that most men does not only care about what goes into their mouth but also how often their manhood got oiled.


my sincere advice is for u to try and iron things out with him.  dont ask him what he's looking in other girls that u dont have because we all know what is lacking in ur relationship with him "sex" then tell him ur stand and when u want it to happen (some girls prefer their wedding night, but it sucks!) if he is comfortable with it fine but if he is not then fine ur mate!

bros and sis please i really need a word now, though since I know him we have not no sex yet because I believe relationship dose not depend on sex,


@poster u believe relationship does not depend on sex but most guy think so! I dont blame the guy much maybe he was trying to let u be and get his "pintos" oiled so that it wont get rust by the time you are ready to have sex with him. you seem to forgot that men shall not live by bread alone,

My sincere advice is for u to try and iron things out with him. dont ask him what he's looking in other girls that u dont have because we all know what is lacking in ur relationship with him "sex" then tell him ur stand and when u want it to happen (some girls prefer their wedding night, but it sucks!) if he is comfortable with it fine but if he is not then fine ur mate!

@salsera, what the poster is saying is sleeping one on one with a guy but not in a group. Try it one day and see how far!

pls, do u have "om shanti om" by Shah Rukh Khan. Its very new though. if u got it i'd love to have it.

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awokened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice: "No insurance".
The nun further askd if he had money in the bank? He replied, "No money in the bank".
Do you have a relative who could help you? she questioned. He said, "i only have a spinster sister, who is a nun".
The nun became agitated and announced loundly, "Nuns are not spinster! Nuns are married to GOD". "In that case", the patient replied, "send my bill to my brother-in-law".

with 1hr i will find BUSTER wherever she is. I no need tell u wetin i go do if i see her.

ol'boy do am joo, nothing go happen!! patapata wego talk say na devil caus am or na the handwork of devil.

idiot, mumu.

@ Thoniaslim Are u a model? that pics in ur profile is da bomb +s

@ Etin You should know that that was why he failed. He thought, maybe afterall, he doesnt need that "shiat" to enter school

Careful ko, careful ni!

Cyber-Jihad can't kill . Thank God for forums like this. Let them disprove my claims! shikena!

I second that, let them disprove ur claims. all the muslim brothers where them dey? if Davidylan open mouth now all the "smart northerners" go begin speak nonsene. I wish hw will.

i will go to hell and steal back fela, abacha, n d snr. yardua. abeg no be my fault i just wan wetin fela 4 sing again.

ToToChopper, i dey feel u. Mr. man u hear that "follow your heart" because the best advice is the one given to urself.

i might be a new member but im not really new to nairaland. I have been catching my funs on the doings in nairaland for the past 3 months before i come to India, now i wan follow. Abeg make una give me some love.

I saw the dog and it reminds of 'babasanjo' what do u think?