I understand you can meet girls anywhere but sometimes its a lot more difficult meeting or talking 2 a chick on the street, especially when they are on the move.

What would be the best thing to do and say in this situation?

Do you mean you asking us what is the best way to approach a prostitute on the street? That is what it sound like you want to get prostitute. Maybe I am wrong!

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@post
the best way is to carry a handgun and stalk her while she's walking to the bank. . . .and sure she'll more than talk to you. . .in abt 20 years after your

LOL Crazy chic!!

@poster

smack her with a wet fish and when you've gotten her attention say. . . . . . . . . . . baby, would you like me to de-scale you?

NaJa HaJe:

@poster

smack her with[b] a wet fish [/b]and when you've gotten her attention say. . . . . . . . . . . baby, would you like me to de-scale you?

LMFAO. .

I'm sorry but if it is my kind of person you want to approach on the street, the girl will never answer you. So you better know the kind of person she is first before you disgrace yourself.

NaJa HaJe:

@poster

smack her with a wet fish and when you've gotten her attention say. . . . . . . . . . . baby, would you like me to de-scale you?

ROFLMFAO

damn right you have!!! and perhaps a hot slap to go with it. crazee humour sweet, absolutely crazeee!!! its fakin supa!

_{i still dey laff sha. . .}

Abeg make una give answers jo!

Mine is, pretend to be a stranger, ask for for somewhere that u think she might be heading to, then say something that might catch her interest. Ask her if she is a movie star, tell her she looks like one and maybe she should consider joining acting, bla bla, Girls likes such flattering conversation and before u know it, you'll strike a conversation that might lead to exchange of numbers. But do not ask for her number immediately or tell her u like her, try to see her one or 2 more times. It'll work and u'll start by making her your friend. ensure u have sense of humour.

N4$:

Abeg make una give answers jo!

Mine is, pretend to be a stranger, ask for for somewhere that u think she might be heading to, then say something that might catch her interest. Ask her if she is a movie star, tell her she looks like one and maybe she should consider joining acting, bla bla, Girls likes such flattering conversation and before u know it, you'll strike a conversation that might lead to exchange of numbers. But do not ask for her number immediately or tell her u like her, try to see her one or 2 more times. It'll work and u'll start by making her your friend. ensure u have sense of humour.

Good God, man, does that actually work? Starting a conversation with flattery is ridiculous. to me, sha. And the honest truth is I, like stillwater, and many chicks just hate being approached on the street. Better find a way around that.

Bros, i feel ur pain. really. E dey pain me make i see fine gal for street dey waka pass and i no fit decide which method to adopt go psyche am.

But here's a method that works _{tested and proven} Just pay one Agbero guy make e woza am one dirty slap begin dey drag for her purse or handset. Na den u go just show up _{Like indian film} come beat d nonsense out of the mugu, carry her purse come give am back, comot tissue come clean the tears wey dey her eyes, come offer say make u walk am to where she dey go.

Guy, if u try this method, i assure u, its gonna be no one but u. _{Method tested @ University of SiddonLook, Yaba Left}

Ninjabyte:

Bros, i feel your pain. really. E dey pain me make i see fine girl for street dey waka pass and i no fit decide which method to adopt go psyche am.

But here's a method that works _{tested and proven} Just pay one Agbero guy make e woza am one dirty slap begin dey drag for her purse or handset. Na den u go just show up _{Like indian film} come beat d nonsense out of the mugu, carry her purse come give am back, comot tissue come clean the tears wey dey her eyes, come offer say make u walk am to where she dey go.

Guy, if u try this method, i assure u, its going to be no one but u. _{Method tested @ University of SiddonLook, Yaba Left}

I no fit stop laf. May God help u make police no de around, u go confess that boy alinco for papa ajasco.

Ninjabyte:

Bros, i feel your pain. really. E dey pain me make i see fine girl for street dey waka pass and i no fit decide which method to adopt go psyche am.

But here's a method that works _{tested and proven} Just pay one Agbero guy make e woza am one dirty slap begin dey drag for her purse or handset. Na den u go just show up _{Like indian film} come beat d nonsense out of the mugu, carry her purse come give am back, comot tissue come clean the tears wey dey her eyes, come offer say make u walk am to where she dey go.

Guy, if u try this method, i assure u, its going to be no one but u. _{Method tested @ University of SiddonLook, Yaba Left}

ah ah bros, dat one na assault now. lol. If MOPO catch u. na 4 inside jail d girl go come dey visit u.

@ninjabyte

Otio! odi kwa risky!! (it's risky oo)

First thing you have to know is that you're not the only that's stopped her and the lady will probably believe you do this a lot- some ladies will not care bout this and might like you or seem interested in you e.g ur looks,dress sense,car you're driving(pls park ur car and go and talk to her, dont sit in the car while talkin to her) e.t.c

Second is to be straight forward, dont do that 'im a stranger' shit, just be straight forward and tell her you saw and she looked so pretty(don't say nice) and you just had to talk 2 her, if she's interested she'll smile or say something like 'ok we're talkin,aren't we?'

If you driving- ask her where she's headed and if she does not mind if you take her there or drop her on the way-if she enters the car, then Game over.
Some ladies might like you and still not enter ur car, so tell her that you're off to a meeting/appointment and if its ok if you can give her ur number .She probably say yes.If she likes you she'll call u or text u her number, if she does not then no phone call 4 u bro

If you dont drive- Skip the drivin bit above and just tellin her you're off some where and if you can give her ur no.


N.B
Some ladies will probably insult you durin this conversation, but you just have to take it like a Man

@tboy
N.B
Some ladies will probably insult you durin this conversation, but you just have to take it like a Man


take it like a man, dats funny but true

N4$:

Abeg make una give answers jo!

Mine is, pretend to be a stranger, ask for for somewhere that u think she might be heading to, then say something that might catch her interest. Ask her if she is a movie star, tell her she looks like one and maybe she should consider joining acting, bla bla,

Only in Nigeria sha

ayeesha:

@ tboy1

i like your analysis. you must be a proffessional in that area

im still learning

in my university days, my friend used to hug any girl he likes on the street from the back with the pretence that the person looks like some one he knows and b4 u know it after apologising the person go don drop her whole data. I tell u this style always works for him.

He must be very fine cos that's harrassment right there

miklo:

in my university days, my friend used to hug any girl he likes on the street from the back with the pretence that the person looks like some one he knows and before u know it after apologising the person go don drop her whole data. I tell u this style always works for him.

Oh boy thats kinda dangerous o
What if the girl has pepper spray or a knife or something
or she just woze u slap b4 u know it.

boys dont try this one o
you will be surprised that some girls are really aggresive - there are a lot of girls doing karate and self defence classes

miklo:

in my university days, my friend used to hug any girl he likes on the street from the back with the pretence that the person looks like some one he knows and before u know it after apologising the person go don drop her whole data. I tell u this style always works for him.

pahahahahaha

chamotex:

Oh boy thats kind of dangerous o
What if the girl has pepper spray or a knife or something
or she just woze u slap before u know it.

boys don't try this one o
you will be surprised that some girls are really aggresive - there are a lot of girls doing karate and self defence classes

I took them already, lol. So please don't use that technique on me.

chamotex:

Oh boy thats kind of dangerous o
What if the girl has pepper spray or a knife or something
or she just woze u slap before u know it.

boys don't try this one o
you will be surprised that some girls are really aggresive - there are a lot of girls doing karate and self defence classes

lmfao. . . . . .

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I took them already, lol. So please don't use that technique on me.

u see what i mean - thanx my sista

the best way is to call her and say waka shege to her,she would fall in love with you straight away

tboy1:

First thing you have to know is that you're not the only that's stopped her and the lady will probably believe you do this a lot- some ladies will not care bout this and might like you or seem interested in you e.g your looks,dress sense,car you're driving(please park your car and go and talk to her, don't sit in the car while talkin to her) e.t.c

Second is to be straight forward, don't do that 'im a stranger' shit, just be straight forward and tell her you saw and she looked so pretty(don't say nice) and you just had to talk 2 her, if she's interested she'll smile or say something like 'ok we're talkin,aren't we?'

If you driving- ask her where she's headed and if she does not mind if you take her there or drop her on the way-if she enters the car, then Game over.
Some ladies might like you and still not enter your car, so tell her that you're off to a meeting/appointment and if its ok if you can give her your number .She probably say yes.If she likes you she'll call u or text u her number, if she does not then no phone call for you bro

If you don't drive- Skip the drivin bit above and just tellin her you're off some where and if you can give her your no.


N.B
Some ladies will probably insult you durin this conversation, but you just have to take it like a Man

I feel you man, thats the spirit!

If u have a nice car like near her and ask if you can give a ride, remember you are always going to a place near her destination
If you don't have a car, run to your friend's house and borrow his car and still ask where she's going, _{but tell her she has to pay for the fuel}