₦airaland Forum

victorian:
In your dreams..

We are not mates.. Get it into your thick skull.

weekend

Funkybabee:
Hope u are not *krazy

depends
do you like *krazy

dis wan don kolo finally

dotcomnamename:
Looking for a Nigerian who can die for Nigeria and will come with the following BENEFITS :

(1) If you die for Nigeria, your child will become the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria for a good 20 years.

(2) All your siblings will be made governors of any state of their choice in Nigeria for at least 8 years.

(3) If you have cousin, niece or nephew, all of them will be made senators or ministers for at least 8 years.

(4) If you still have parents they will be made commissioners for at least 4 years.

(5) The Federal Republic of Nigeria will give you a befitting burial and will spend at least N5 billion naira on your burial.

(6) Nigerian official currency note will feature your image as a political hero of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, for at least 50 years.

wheres the contract

itzjwizzy:
Hahahaha .. War don start o

war ke
no o
na just demand and supply

wetin dem wan do
police no fit face gunfire
under equipped

chymes0359:
Thhs kin thing no dey work again!
If you open mouth talk pim! Na suspect you be o!
This one Na bait..
I wonder wetin NPF dey do wen the robbers storm 5 banks..

tomakint:
When I read comments like this from the likes of Dele Momodu and other mumus who were chanting "only Buhari can fix Nigeria" back then in pre election 2015 I feel like cursing and slapping them. Good morning Dele

why
were you enjoing jonathan and pdp?

lastmessenger:
Buhari has got nothing to offer. We have good alternatives eg Donald Duke,

failed governors

kwakwanso,David mark

failed senator

or even the VP himself.

failed commsioner

Let's stop celebrating a retired soldier and bring in technocrats.

technocrats don't have what it takes to win
gotta win first to be in position to change anyting

NaijaMutant:
Yet, your brothers a vigorously campaigning for him both online and off line as if their lives depend on it

their lives do depend on it
under jonathan they got nothing
who is a fool

The way they throw verbal missiles at any dissenting voice you'll wonder if they live in the same failed Nigeria with you.

they throw missiles at thos that threw grenades first

They are known as Zombies

see now na you first attack for dis thread
when e hot na una go de cry like mumu
to start fight de sweet(ask nzeogwu azikiwe and ironsi and ojukwu
but wen yoruba finish it na marginalisation

weekend
if you like don't receive sense by then
you will find me to apologise you will not see
then you will learn to watch your mouth in public

victorian:
You will know who will teach who outside.
You think it's by am a man. You honestly don't know whom u are dealing with.
When a man does not want to acknowledge his age, people like me will make him remember his size and reduce him to nothing!
Carry your fish brain away from here

No single grain of sense.

Am done with you in all ramifications. So rant from now till you slump!
You rat!

ODVanguard:
Calabar port, PH port, Onne port, and Warri port. All in the SS.

they are not deep sea ports
only for evacuating oil

wwetin be wawu dia
why pretending you are a buttii

Biglittlelois:
wow

Thegeneralqueen:
The school has rules and regulations governing them so if you can't cope Kindly quit......

did the rules state carving runway in their hair as punishment?
equity
clean hands

annnikky:
R u the hubby

i can never marry woman i will want to replace soon
if i do i will tell her before hand that she is just a baby mama or bed warmer
if i cheat i will never do so behind unlocked door
and if i do dem never born d woman that will throw unnecessary tantrum in my presence
abi you wan chook head
i de find wife o

victorian:
[[s]quote author=mikolo80 post=66517184]

you are trash


you r senseless


you are a hypocrite


you are as useless as the woman


i spit on your grave

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You are delusional and useless as a man.

Where is the grave u are spitting on? Ode

Your grave, your 4wives will end up spitting on and cursing on later. U are there deceiving yourself.
I spit on your grave. Oponu!


Click on my mentions again, and let thunder strike u dead this week as u do so.

Imbecillle!

just smh slowly
so much hate
so much anger
only good for kerewa
not wise to marry ur type
let's see who thunder will strike bfor weekend
shebi you don't have home training
we will teach you outside

MiddleDimension:
calabar, ph and warri

commercial or oil and gas

Depreacherman:
This is mocrey in high proportion! After reading all nights

you how much your school give you

cremedelacreme:
Meanwhile in a couple of days time someone will go home with 45M naira all in the name of Big Brother Naija. I weep for this country.

that is why you aren't even worth the 1k
instead of fixing the country you are weeping
who ur weep epp

AnodaIT:
While some youths are being locked up somewhere and winning N1m after solving a 5 minutes problem and having sex in the toilet for the camera

if e easy you sef go do am

romelady:
best graduating student after 4-5 years 1k contribution while set of people in south Africa are expecting 45m under 85days..smh

can you compare their output
nobody gives a sht about ur input btw

Bossontop:

Nigerians dont celebrate and recognise intelligence

who d intelligence epp

and knowledge anymore can u imagine??

knowledge that can't mechanise agric
cannot industrialise the nation
useless knowledge

bhet thier counterparts at BBN are celebrated and rewarded for doing rubbish on live television......#so sad

what is sad
they are entertaining millions of africans
what are futo graduates contributing,nothing
yet you want them to be celebrated cos they passed useless exams that a million other ppl passed

Guapismo:
1000 Naira to best graduating student, and the winner of BBNaija goes home with 45 million naira, Then they will start asking why Nigerian youths are like this

from your comment they have found the answer

HeWrites:
And one WORTHLESS show will pay a WINNER whooping 45 million and even fame

a worthless show cannot afford 45 million
it is the university that is worthless

EDUCATION is not worth it in this ShiiHOLE

bad useless half baked education is worthless everywhere

NLEFCC:
Humility is such an endearing quality...That is what i see in action here.

Anyone who thinks it is belittling is not to be trusted with leadership. Infact such a person if giving the opportunity will become just another problem in our already problem pregnant country.

whats your point
has it stopped the looting in ak

5thElement:
[/quote][quote author=mikolo80 post=66511809]human nature to form into groups since tower of babylon ish
but at least let the tribal competition be constructive
mine is bigger than yours not yours is smaller than mine

The competition on Nairaland is destructive sh1t.

this is not competition it is noisemaking
all keyboard warriors
doesn't affect anything

na wa o so pesin no go fit join dem be dat
na to form seperate party ko

Unless you fit chop human delicacy, my brother, na to form another party o.

chei das harder work than joining readymade party as sleeper agent

he fall my hand wen he say him go pay 100k minimum wage

I wish we could have a well organised and widely broadcast debate for all aspirants where we could question them and watch as they respond.

na small small
at least he and fela are showing its not rocket science

ah make dem no jump o
d more d merrier

cheesy

no seriously
the more new contestantsthe better as they will ginger each other and finally the will agllomerate like tinubu did with buhari
you know say royal rumble,na to fist comot yokozuna,undertaker,bam bam bigelow dem first bfor facing each other
[quote]cold br'er cold

Cool.

victorian:
[[s]quote author=mikolo80 post=66515008]

why


how do you know i don't have 4


depends on what we agreed before marriage

how do you know the wife is not the evil one



depends on if i'm giving her what we agreed to when marrying


there are 3.5 billion women on the planet if she no like me again


it is nature and i will accept it
what i will not do is harm her when she did not attack me violently
not everyone is brainwashed like you are
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Just listen to yourself? All trash.

you are trash

Deep down u feel, you are making sense? Lol

you r senseless

Most Nigerians and hypocrisy are like 5 and 6.

you are a hypocrite

And you! Mr man with 4wives, that's if you are not lying? Then you are no different.

you are as useless as the woman

All cut from the same tree.

Tueh!

i spit on your grave

see how you sound like a mad person without facs
only insult
that is why men leave you to be with a peaceful woman
even bible advises it

name them

MiddleDimension:
there arr other ports also

Daviddson:
The difference between other countries and Nigeria is that when this sort of thing happen there, the leaders visit the people who were affected - in the hospital, on the street or even their home. But in Nigeria, they visit the traditional rulers of the town where it happened.

whas the difference
who visit epp

slimfit1:
Cheap publicity Saraki try another one like provide proper security to the people.

how
is he d president
is he d economy

MiddleDimension:
Nigerian economy: Why Lagos works

In a country that is a byword for poor governance, Lagos is thriving — attracting investment and private enterprise. So what can the rest of Nigeria learn from it?
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David Pilling in Lagos MARCH 25, 2018
Just to the east of Lagos, in the rapidly expanding new city of Lekki, a huge industrial project is taking shape. The Dangote oil refinery, with a capacity of 650,000 barrels a day, will cost at least $12bn to complete and be the biggest refinery of its type in the world.

As well as producing enough petrol and kerosene to meet the entire demand of Nigeria’s 180m people, there will be some left over for export, according to Aliko Dangote, chairman and chief executive of the company behind the project. A separate fertiliser plant will start producing 3m tonnes a year of urea in the next few months, enough to meet the current needs of Nigeria’s farmers, while a petrochemicals factory will make a combined 1.3m t/y of polyethylene and polypropylene.

The scale and audacity of a project that will suck up a third of Nigeria’s daily oil production and tilt the country’s import-export balance has invited naysayers. Some doubt whether even Mr Dangote can pull off a feat that has long eluded Nigerian governments. Yet Mr Dangote, whose company dominates Nigeria’s — and much of Africa’s — cement industry, has a formidable record of delivering at scale.

If all goes to plan, when the refinery enters production in the first quarter of 2020, it will address many of the structural problems that have cursed Nigeria since it discovered huge quantities of oil 50 years ago. Because the country exports crude and imports refined products that are subsidised by the state, a plethora of dealers and middlemen has sprung up to make easy fortunes out of the arbitrage opportunities.


Aliko Dangote is the chairman and CEO of a company that is building a $12bn oil refinery © Bloomberg
Mr Dangote says his refinery will save Nigeria billions of dollars in foreign exchange and remove the pickings that have benefited generations of entrepreneurs diverted from production to speculation — something that is likely to make him enemies. “Nigeria has been trying to make refineries work for a very, very long time,” he says. “I’m a great believer in Nigeria because the opportunities here are enormous. But we need to have consistency in government policies.”

That it has taken a Lagos-based businessman — and not an Abuja-based politician — to tackle so fundamental an issue says much about what is wrong with Africa’s biggest economy. Yet it could also hint at what is going right. Mr Dangote is a symbol of what private enterprise can achieve if it is provided with the right incentives. Though a northerner by birth, he also represents a real Nigerian success story: Lagos.

Since the federal government moved to Abuja in 1991, Nigeria’s former capital and commercial hub of roughly 20m people has taken off. Starting in 1999, with the election of Bola Tinubu, a former Mobil Oil executive, Lagos has had three administrations that have harnessed the private sector to turn the city into the most productive and dynamic part of Nigeria’s economy. It was by offering Mr Dangote tax incentives in the Lekki free trade zone that the state persuaded him to build his refinery in Lagos.

Lagos state output in 2017 was $136bn, according to official estimates, more than a third of Nigeria’s gross domestic product. The city is the centre of most of the country’s manufacturing and home to a pan-African banking industry as well as a thriving music, fashion and film scene that reverberates around the continent. More recently, it has become a tech hub to rival Nairobi’s so-called Silicon Savannah.

https://www.ft.com/content/ff0595e4-26de-11e8-b27e-cc62a39d57a0

lagos works cos its a port

nothing can make our govt realise anything till we start voting them out

hajoke2000:
A day training...... dats bad ......



losing will make them to realize that they have to train more before another......