₦airaland Forum

bigtt76:
Couldn't she have sat down with the driver in the front passenger seat? People wicked shaaa

make ppl see d driver tell oga say him de do kabukabu make dem sack am abi .abi you don see ground force 1 carry anyhow passenger before

bigtt76:
Couldn't she have sat down with the driver in the front passenger seat? People wicked shaaa

make ppl see d driver tell oga say him de do kabukabu make dem sack am abi

bigtt76:
Couldn't she have sat down with the driver in the front passenger seat? People wicked shaaa

3 grown men and a boy in front. if them lap the girl now na anoda thing una go talk

9 pages generated. kemi making bank on controversy. somebody's gotta do it I guess. cossy with boobs, Afro candy with porn, maheeda with....playboy pics, and denrele with madness. well ona kan o kuku WoJa

mavinc4u:
i am sorry dear but you are very sick and you need your drugs as soon as possible. Fish brain. you got no human brain; there is nothing left in your head, is just an empty skull. Look for any biology lab and donate it for experiments. look for your type to lie on that bed with you instead of constituting nuisance here.

9 insults not one economic argument. guess who needs brain surgery

Khd95:
I dont even think wizkid will do what dis okoye agbayas are doin

I used to like dem,but they cant be washing their dirty pata outside la

hmm only God can help one not to misyarn when you make so much money in the midst of poverty. na local championism

BedLam:
HungerBad come and see oo. Because you said those who posted about pure water selling for 20 naira are lying ! May your life be like Nigeria. A bag where I live in Lagos now sells for 150 unlike 100 it used to go for. Shameless people defending a kwashiorkor sickling dullard.

you lie. we will force you to use our stolen money to start cottage nylon industry. no more importation for quick money again

Wadesings:
Record fast time

nothing record about it. I'm the abroad you your scores are recorded instantly. aka 1 second. not 30 minutes. abi na firewood Nigerian computer de use ni

kestolove95:
David mark is a shameless man..after 8yrs as senate president he will b goin back to d floor and raising his finger to contribute...God4bid...I will 4 eva respct Ken nnamani

we're talking billions you're talking shame and yet wonder why your a leader of next tomorrow

eldino44:
A Wrist watch for 500k?? Will it show me when
the world will end?
• A Bathing soap for 80k?? Will it wash away
sins and sorrows?
• One Eye glasses for 350k?? If I wear it, will I
be able to see the future?
• An Italian shoe for 150k?? Will I be able to walk
on water?
• A Plasma TV for 500k?? Will it show me the
Judgement day on the last day live?
• A Gold plated mobile phone for 3 million naira.
Chai!!! Will I use it to answer heaven's call?
• A Hand Bag for 1.3Million naira?? Will I put
my life inside it?
• 2 million naira for a table in comedy show.
Which kind
laugh I never laugh before?
• 3 Million naira per year at a university. After
graduation, will they make me the president?
Sometimes, I wonder why some people spend like
craze, knowing fully well that there are hungry
children in the streets roaming about naked.
1. The smallest act of kindness you show, can
change someone's life.
2. Remember, money only brings happiness if you
help people with it.
3. Let someone say to you, BECAUSE OF YOU I
DIDN'T GIVE UP !!!
When God blesses you financially,
don't just raise your STANDARD OF LIVING, also
raise your STANDARD OF GIVING.
I saw this and felt the Whole World should see it
too. If you feel so too, share the post or repost it.
Thank you.

because it's their money. someone should go and find solution to his problem or allow survival of the fittest to take place. such is life. it's a jungle out there. do not be deceived by civilisation.

mavinc4u:
you are very funny because nobody cares about that N199 since they can't buy dollar at that rate. why can't cbn ask bank to sell dollar at N199 to their customers at least that one would make a lot of sense.

so that you can go and sell to bureau de change abi, economic saboteur. we have laid our bed, we will lie in it together

manitobor:
Absolutely true. Not even a female colonel.

During the military Era there was no single female military administrator/governor. Which shows there's no high ranking female in the army.

who go give colitos gwamna. even civilians how many have been anything more than women leader. but basically it's because they're not combatant. will change with the new female regulars

oluwadanie1:
Is Beauty More Rewarding Than The Brain In Nigeria? By Ishola Kayode

In this era where there is an “unjust” pontification on Beauty over the brain, one needs to wonder a little the trends that preceded and made things turn that way.

Its a common thing to see people who made success in the fashion, entertainment, modelling and many other relevant industries that will be placed in the “beauty” category being giving more than enough kudos and attention.

The story of Bread seller turned model Olajumoke and most recently the first Unilag graduate to have hit the much coveted “perfect distinction” of 5.0. Their cases can be said to be a perfect and the most relevant example of the beauty and the brain.

When Olajumoke was discovered, her life took a total turn around. She got the most media attention. She got a new and fresh apartment, was reunited with her hobby, got an interview on CNN, became a motivational speaker, has featured in numerous photo shoots just to remain in the news…and a myriad of other motivations and rewards. Her benefactor,T.Y bello also featured in the show as many “Nigerians” kept showering praises on her…her act also prompted some celebrities to follow suit in turning around lives..

Yesterday, the University of Lagos unveiled their record setting graduate… Who hit the target by attaining a 5.0 CGPA. This guy failed to get less than an A in all his numerous courses throughout his undergraduate years. That’s a hell of achievement and as usual the media is reporting it but not like that of the Breadseller turned Model’s story..Why? That’s because Nigerians will become adamant and hypocritic judge instantly cause his success was not inspired by a notable celebrity. No T.Y Bello, Olamide, Don Jazzy, Lindaikeji in his story..Hmm, No interviews on CNN, so far it’s been just a mention on NTA. No photoshoots (Lolz..that may not be necessary though), No academic oriented firm or NGO is reporting or commending him “visibly” plus the fact that some folks are commonising this laudable feat and making dumb cracks with it..



Anyway, this is not the first time this beauty and the brain ratings is taking the space and as usual, we all know which will win..

Just that I feel if we want to develop as a nation, I mean if we wanna leave the stage of the developing nations to the developed ones..We need to reward and promote people with the brain. Not forgetting that if we fail to honour them, we are deterring hardworking and excellence in the Academic niche and its takes little time for the consequences to manifest in our Nation.

http://kaybaba.com/is-beauty-more-rewarding-than-the-brain-in-nigeria-olajumoke-and-unilags-5-0-graduate/

how are these brains making money? beauty sells. First Class not wanted in today's market (Nigeria market o)

Blackkie:
The government make policies that dictate how her citizens do business.
In Nigeria, there is policy oscillation thus investors are skeptical to making ''real'' investment.
In the poultry farming, once the borders are not well manned both eggs and frozen chicken comes in and that makes the local investors operate at a loss.

The recent high patronage we are witnessing in eggs and live chickens are all result of government aid by blocking its coming through the land borders.
Do you see how the government decides?
Do you get it?

no leaking border can stop you if local producers invest in the most advanced and cheapest production technologies. instead of hoping to make predatory gain off protectionism. scale up,
achieve economy of scale (why Unu go school)
lower price
hammer
defend the economy

obaiIaIa:
Lagos belongs to the Edos

wen jungle mature we go find out abi

boluwatife66:
Chai, chai, chai naso d tin pain you? Akwai masololi

e no pain you na in you de insult me. you think say na only you get bad mouth abi

repogirl:
Zamfara and Yobe kids have cows to attend to.... If they don't take care of the cows, who will

they're producing yam beans onion, maize and meat.what are the jobless graduates producing .think before you talk

robosky02:
Nigeria's AFCON hopes in tatters after Oliseh shock exit
by Staff Reporter

Friday Feb 26, 2016. 13:52

Nigeria’s campaign for next year’s Africa Cup of Nations has suffered a massive setback after coach Sunday Oliseh quit on Thursday.

Oliseh, who is just eight months into a three-year contract, said he quit after he did not enjoy the support of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF), who also breached his contract severally.

And this comes just a month to a crunch home game against Egypt in the northern town of Kaduna with the reverse leg two days later in Cairo.

He is owed at least four months’ pay and has been unable to tour Europe as proposed to visit some of the country’s top stars ahead of crucial Nations Cup qualifiers against seven-time champions Egypt.

“We have received Oliseh’s resignation and we will meet and decide on what next,” said a shaken NFF general secretary Mohammed Sanusi, who spoke from Zurich where delegates have gathered for today’s FIFA presidential polls.

Last year, Nigeria failed to defend the Nations Cup title they won in 2013 in South Africa after they were upstaged by South Africa and Congo Brazzaville in the qualifiers.

The three-time African champions are also in danger of missing out on a second straight tournament as they are two points behind Egypt after two rounds of matches with only the overall group winners guaranteed automatic qualification to next year’s competition in Gabon.

Former national team official Ben Alaiya said Oliseh’s resignation has further compromised the country’s qualification chances.

“It’s a shock. He should not have quit, it was like abandoning the ship in the middle of the sea. It was a big slap to 180 million Nigerians,” he said.

“But we must move ahead and look at the options because we have very important games against Egypt next month.”

Former Nigeria international Dosu Joseph said the NFF must move quickly to appoint a successor to stay on track for Gabon 2017.

“Many of us saw this coming, but we now need to move forward because we have beat Egypt at least at home or else kiss goodbye to the Nations Cup,” he warned.

“The NFF must now sit up for the matches against Egypt because it will be a disaster if we failed again to qualify for the Nations Cup.”

Former Nigeria coaches Shuabu Amodu and Samson Siasia are the early front runners as caretaker coaches before a substantive coach is named.

The experienced Amodu has severally handled the Eagles, qualifying Nigeria to the 2002 and 2014 World Cups, and he is currently the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) technical director.

Siasia posted a short stint as Eagles between 2010 and 2011. He was sacked after he failed to qualify Nigeria to the 2012 Nations Cup jointly hosted by Gabon and Equatorial Guinea.

Emmanuel Amuneke, who has been promoted to the Under-20 national team after he led the Golden Eaglets to a fifth FIFA U17 World Cup in November, could also be considered for the country’s top coaching post.

However, it is expected that Salisu Yusuf, who has assisted Oliseh, will stay on to be a link between the coach and the team his former boss was trying to build before he threw in the towel.

cc:lalasticlala
http://mtnfootball.com/news/614561/Nigerias-AFCON-hopes-in-tatters-after-Oliseh-shock-exit

him no know all these one wen him apply. which kin mumu learner him be

CaroLyner:
he's an animal

she's a gold digger

tatucci:
enlighten me, please.

you pay big money for traffic offense in the abroad

LordAdam:
PMB should make this guy a consultant. He just nailed it here.

A. Full diversification of the economy cannot happen overnight.
B. There should be good fiscal policies that would create incentives for budding industries. Right now there is none.

These are the real issues not "exchange rate" or devaluation/no devaluation. Even if we devalue the naira now, nothing will improve because there are no policies to take advantage of the decision.

I'm positive that if Buhari spends one month to assemble a formidable team, and brainstorm on a range of policies to affect budding Nigerian industries especially the buoyant agric sector, investors confidence will be piqued and the economy will stop falling. Look at the fiscal policies on local processing of rice and automotive policy by GEJ. Those are sound policies.

Buhari needs to push forward with good policies of his own. Tomatoes are wasting in the north and we are still importing tomato paste when our local tomato paste manufacturers face plenty of logistical challenges. That mini-industry needs government input. Increase import duty on tomato paste and make low interest loans available for the producers. Very soon, like with cement, we would be totally dependent on local production and start exporting tomato paste.

There are many mini-industries like that, that need Buhari's timely intervention to grow and further diversify the economy, but the dullard will prefer to travel without placing emphasis on the economy.

-Lord

Wetin hol you. why you or other pdp thieves no invest in mini factories

obasiken:
Let more people speak up until we get solutions to our economic problems.

so you mean as you de you no sabi solution to naija problem. action not words is what we need

Elosky20:
as a prof in economics, why nt advice buhari on what to do rather than being a prophet of doom.

you for kuma ask am how many farm or cottage industry him don set up. theoretical professor

Built2last:
pure sabotage....The war against corruption may remain a facade because of governments approach. this goes to butress the only thing Hilary Clinton accused us of when she visited. she said Nigeria has strong individuals and not strong institutions.

How on earth can NCC fine MTN and some idiots in the villa are building a racket for themselves.

in my opinion, i think PMB ought to have firstly built institutions, strenghten them and them come out two years later to nail corrupt fellows. the current fight against corruption is centered too much on the individual called Buhari. this is the reason, no matter how far he trys no body is in jail 9 months later.

we are insincere in this country.

bros no be 4 or even 8 years dem de take build institution o .it is an unbroken chain of strong men that will build the strong institutions

Built2last:
pure sabotage....The war against corruption may remain a facade because of governments approach. this goes to butress the only thing Hilary Clinton accused us of when she visited. she said Nigeria has strong individuals and not strong institutions.

How on earth can NCC fine MTN and some idiots in the villa are building a racket for themselves.

in my opinion, i think PMB ought to have firstly built institutions, strenghten them and them come out two years later to nail corrupt fellows. the current fight against corruption is centered too much on the individual called Buhari. this is the reason, no matter how far he trys no body is in jail 9 months later.

we are insincere in this country.

bros no be 4 or even 8 years dem de take build institution o

Blackkie:
For many of them funds are not their challenge, the government is.

how pray tell. I thought private sector is separate from govt

your foolishness no get part two. you dfucking slowpoke.na so your papa de fetch water into basket with fork abi.

Blackkie:
Waooo
Have you noticed that we have more Internet based farmer than tangible farm owners on Nairaland?

Recently i found out that many farm owners do not even use ICT, why?

Whoever or a group that will have direct access to farm products and is real on this forum - is made for life!

the farmers need to hit the stock market and raise funds from the internet farmers. that's how the west is able to afford economies of scale with tractors ET al

oduastates:
This is the theoretical definition. In the real world ,it does not work like that .
How is it going to work when vested interest control governments and the institutions are manned by the people they are supposed to be regulating?
You are more likely to find the freedoms in a farming settlement in Osun than in Lagos .
In America , free market capitalist gutted their manufacturing sector and shipped plants to China for a quick extra buck .
German nationalist socialism on the other hand, beefed up their manufacturing without selling their heirloom to China. Today, their earnings from exports is simply incredible .

yes it does.nobody stopped the non vested interests from vesting

HiddenShadow:
Everyone knows that SW people are socialists minded. That's why you guys can't do without government.
That 2x2 shops when properly managed, becomes that industry that employs your socialists people eg Erico Tomatoes paste industry owned by an Igboman in NoMansLand.
Since the beginning of this mess created by Buhari, mention one Yoruba industrialist that have being approached

eleganza,gbagi market,oshodi market,elizade motors,honeywell,forte oil,conoil(for your mind na ibo get these ones too abi)

Sibrah:
Since the YouWin scheme appears to be going down with 2016 budget, I was asking within me, what's the next bus-stop for funding business ideas? I have been hearing about the Tony Elumelu Foundation too but know little about these other ones save YouWin. I have been wondering, If the government can feed people for free what about those who are ready to work on medium sized ideas but don't have the fund?
I beseech on Nairalanders who have such knowledge to come to my rescue.
Thanks.

cooperatives and stock market