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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by chudidonas(m): 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Caracta: LOOOL. As a cannine lover, I humbly apologise on their behalf ma'am 3 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by missmary(f): 10:15pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Gofwane:Adondie 3 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by cbrass(m): 10:16pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Omotayor123: Seun advice is the best , it has happened to me on two occasions like that and I just stood, one thing is this no man can run faster than a dog not even usain bolt, now imagine a Dobberman chasing you, it will catch up with you in no time. |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by mgbedianya(m): 10:17pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Bukiminaj:gorilla glass things, cracked |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by phadat(m): 10:17pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
mine was back then in primary school , we live in a block of four flats and behind the house was a boys quarter and my friend Wale stays in the bq with his aunt , in this very compound that is the bq they have this dog called bingo, each time Wales keeps inviting me over to their house cos he is not comfortable anytime he is in my house my parents were the strict type. one fateful morning I was bored at home hence I decided to go over to wale's compound forgetting that they had a dog as I walked into the compound and bingo sighted me he ran after me and I bolted out of the compound shouting for Wales to come to my rescue, instead of Wales to do that he ran after the dog shouting at me to stop that the dog won't bite , who sai me I no wan hear I cursed Wales ancestors, as I ran but couldn't outrun the dog and he caught up with me and flung herself at me pulling at my short knickers by now I was in tears but stood still while the dog continued barking at me .I stopped talking to Wales after that incident 6 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 10:20pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Midehi: I knw u can't cos u wld be very busy |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 10:22pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Myself, my brother and a friend went to visit a friend ...they had a dog that is normally caged during day time but on this faithful maybe they forgot the dog was not cage....we being ignorant of this....we entered the compound CArelessly ( the building is far from the gate). We almost reached the building when this dog sighted us nah so we sight am back...see gobe. we don't have to be told what we needed to do # we pickes race nah so the dog chase after us and as an obese kid I was lagging behind as the devil will have it the dog caught up with me. Funny enough the dog passed me , ignored me and chased after the others. Nah so I sharply ran back to the main building with tears in my eyes ofcourse. 8 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Sharmeenator(m): 10:24pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Mine happened when I was 11. There used to be this big dog in my neighborhood then, the biggest around. One fateful day, I led a gang of fellow young rascals: two cousins, two friends and one small boy to harass the dog. I was the leader of the expedition We started by sticking out our tongues mimicking a dog while breathing. We were aware that this can piss off a dog and should be avoided, but we foolishly ignored this as the rascals we were and kept harassing the dog. The dog stood up several times to change his location but we followed him each time. We were enjoying every bit of it until the hell was let loose. The dog simply couldn't take it anymore and stood to challenge us. When the dog stood to chase us, I was the one in front, so everyone turned back to run which automatically placed me behind everyone. The unfortunate thing was that where we were was narrow and it could only take a person at a time. I had no choice but to run in the opposite direction making me be the lone target of the dog. As fast as I was running, I was already saying my last prayer before I would be torn apart by an angry dog. Even Usain Bolt couldn't have run faster than I did that fateful day. There was this canal so wide I unbelievably jumped before launching myself under the bed of a friend's house not far from the scene. It was later I learnt that the owner of the dog who was not far had called the dog long before I stopped running. It was such a terrible day I just can't knock off from my memory. Ever since then, I have lost love for dogs, just can't stand dogs now 7 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Evicsholar(f): 10:28pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I kindda dislike animals esp dogs n lizzards. There was a day, a woman asked me to help call her twins from their friend's house. As i got to the compound, these local dogs came to welcome me. I had been given the theory that i can scare the dogs away by mere bending down to pick stones so i decided to praticalise it. As i bent to pick the stones,d dogs didnt stop from coming toward me, then i was damned scared so i ran d dog pursued. At a time as i ran, i could feel d hairs on d dog's mouth on my leg. My long jump instinct came to play. I began to run toward a lonely bushy path, then i remembered Ralia the sugar girl. So many tinz started runing through my great mind. finally, i tipped and fell. I just laid flat for d dog to bite me since d opportunity had come. I was like dat for some minutes only to look back to see the yeye dog staring at me. Since then, my hatred for dogs doubled 9 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by janefrancisca(f): 10:31pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Dogs are very lovely and friendly companions if u get close to them. just don't let them smell your fear and when being barked at, avoid body movements that may seem like an attack on them. Though sometimes they could be possessive. I remember beating Ella, our female dog for staining my washed clothes with mud while she was playing, her male partner who is my favourite in the house jumped out of nowhere and barked at me ferociously and ended the bark with their squeaky sound when they know they av effed up real bad or locked out of the main house. Would love to have dogs, monkeys, parrots and cats and maybe harmless snakes too :oin my own house with my hubby someday. yeah am an animal lover 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 10:34pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
figo05:i will be vigilant now... |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 10:35pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Caracta: Lolz nice story |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Princepri(m): 10:38pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Lacomb(m): 10:43pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
First encounter was in Primary school, at a friend's house, was bitten by one of their dogs. The yeye dog bit my "yansh". Before this time I wasn't afraid of dogs oh! Loved them, cared and fed them. Fast forward to NYSC in Wushihsi, Niger State, was very hungry this particular night and decided I would eat Indomie, went out to get the Indomie and eggs, there was no electricity at the time and it was past 8pm, on my way to the lodge, I passed by this neighborhood where they had hunting dogs (lots of them), immediately I saw one of them afraid catch me, my liver fail completely. Before I could say Lacomb, it started barking and the others started rushing towards me, na so I take cover, entered the next compound, saw an open door, without thinking I dashed inside. Then the dogs went away, when the owner of the house a woman who doesn't understand English heard the dogs and my scream, she came out, only to find me in her kitchen! See gbege! Na so the woman begin shout "barawo, barawo" (thief, thief), double wahala, I was trying to explain to her in English " I no understand or speak hausa". Before I knew it people started rushing towards the house, luckily one man stopped them "while laughing" he later told me he was watching from a distance. He explained everything to them and they started laughing too. My hunger disappeared sharply, the Indomie i no even see again. It's a day I will never forget. Now if I see a dog, I map my escape strategy from far. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by moseph(f): 10:49pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I experienced it one morning while going to school(jss2) dat 2007.That day was a wednesday and we usually had sports,i was dressed in my sports wear and my white sneakers smiling happily to sch,only for me to see a dog walking to me,i was scared but didn't run but when the dog open it's mouth close to my leg,i had to run and was screaming at the same time,and i jumped over a little fence which on a normal day i could'nt jump.one old woman was like ''egbe soh egbe soh sha sha(meaning dont run,dont run),i ended up falling and was still screaming,yet the dog did not leave until my brother's friend chased the dog away,unknown to dat my mom and my brothers were hearing my voice frm my house,they still make fun of me till 2day. 2 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Eniqurl(f): 10:49pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I hate dogs nd am always scared of them. I freeze whenever I see a dog nd I feel like I wana pee 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by myked(m): 10:49pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I love running much more than playing football, & so, I jog every morning (Monday - Saturday ) except when I fall ill. I don't fear dogs because I believe in my speed & I trust God. As I went out one morning jogging to d main road I heard some funny sounds (I could barely see 3 dogs,.. .. no light) I knew dogs were after me so I quickly turned in their direction & ran directly towards them... Mehn d dogs all scattered & ran in different directions..... my mind dey beat but I ran back home dat day..... even in skul now, I go home like 3 or 4am after reading, the dogs don't come after me, dey don't bark.. .. they just look @ me as I walk past 'em... I wonder why 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by pofolo(m): 10:50pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Richy was a neighbour dog. whisky with a lot of hair. I've always treated the dog badly each time I visit the owners knowing the dog is always on chain. 1 faithful day, while knocking on the main entrance door, Richy wasn't chained........he escaped via the back door, omo see 4-40, I ran towards the tree in the compound and wanted to dribble the dog by rounding the tree. . . the tree branch gave me "cloth line", just like wrestlemania, I passed out, only to be wakened by Richy kisses/licks on my face. Naa dat day me and the dog became pardy. 6 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 10:57pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
This brings back memories. When I was younger, I was too scared of dogs (I have no idea why). There was a time I visited a family for holiday who happened to have a dog. They noticed my fear of dogs and I never knew they were planning to rid me of it. They tell me to go feed the dog but I always refuse as I wanted nothing to do with the beast. One faithful day, we were playing in the compound and As I turned round, I saw uncle Dolapo (I have not forgiven u for this) coming with the dog in chains. Before I could say 'onku', he let go of the chain. I dusted my shoes (ok, I didn't) and took to my heels with the beast following suit. I circled the compound two times before finally dashing into the house almost breaking the glass door. I locked everyone out and i was convinced that they wanted to kill me and i only opened the door when grandma arrived. I reported to Grandma who waved it off saying the dog wanted to play with me. To cut the long story short, I and the dog later became buddies and I fed and bathe it regularly. I miss you lucky... 4 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Awesome01(m): 11:02pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
My dog-experience can never be forgotten as the scar I got as a consequence is still on my forehead. I was a little troublesome then in primary school. On this fateful day I and my co-rascals on our street, went to disturb a female dog that just had puppies and hid them under an abandoned volks tortoise car. Being the ring leader I was the one using a stick to pull the puppies from the cover of their mum, she started growling and barking as a warning. I didn't listen. Then the chase began, this dog left every other person and followed me, it chased me through the street barking, with no where else to go, I headed home. There was a mechanic workshop in front of our compound, I ran in looking back to check if I'm still being chased, on turning my head forward, my skull was pierced by an iron rod clamped to a vice by a welder for cutting. I woke up the next day in the General Hospital with a bandaged head. The funny thing is that I was told the dog did not bite me in my transfixed position, it turned and left me there with blood gushing out. 5 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by UjSizzle(f): 11:04pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Caracta:Apology? Lmao na craze dey worry you ni 2 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 11:06pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Mine happened about 5 years ago. I just moved into a new compound and my landlady had this mad dog that usually liked sleeping on my corrider . I chased it away one night. What I didn't know was that " dog dey keep something for mind like human" . As I was about going out of the compound the nxt day, this dog started barking @ me. I knew I was in trouble immediately and to add salt to injury, the owner wasn't around. When I got closer to the gate , this dod started chasing me. I first ran in a 360 degree manner and it followed suit then I ran towards the fence and I didn't even know when I dived over it like I was competing for gold in high jump. I didn't evn know I could dive until that day. Though my phone got destroyed in the process and the dog eventually sold, I stl think back at that day and just laugh. 3 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by mimicious(f): 11:10pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Richybang: The zoom zoom cracked me up |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 11:11pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
juicee1: It's a long story which took place a long time ago. All I knew was dat I got chased by 2 dogs and found myself diving in a river coz running 2ru d bush might b 2 risky, wit d dogs following. All tanks 2 God coz if there were no people nearby, I could av drowned in d river. 2 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by awesomesossy(f): 11:17pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Dogs...whew ...I hate dat animal with a passion....unfortunately we have about four dogs in my house ..... one of the days I ll neva forget was d fifteenth day of December 2008 ...I went to visit my friend..wanted to know how her result was....d gate wasn't locked...so I gallantly entered d compound nd locked d gate....den walked majestically towards the door of the house...actually I neva knew dey had a dog...wen I got close to d door and was about to knock...a big dog( dnt know d breed) came out from nowhere and start barking ...out of fear I ran...mehn d dog chased me....i was running round d compound...sha sha to cut d long story short...by the tym my friend came out she found me at d top of her gate skirtless....while d chase was on ,d dog bit my skirt nd held on to it even while I climbed d gate in fear....d bad part was dat one of her brodas dat I was crushing on was there to c me on my purple pant 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by PrinceDave001(m): 11:20pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I remember when I was chased by a dog in 2005,dis crazy dog was determined to bite me and kept chasing me til I flew ova a fence injuring my knee in d process,funny enuff I Neva felt my knee touch d fence as I flew ova it til I was sure I was safe.since den i kip tellin pple wen a dog chases u ehn u wil do wat in ur lifetym ul kip wonderin how u did it....the height of d fence I flew ova baffles me even til dis day. 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by anonym0us: 11:25pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
hedonistic:see Walhalla ooo who u dey vex for now?
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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by SmartMugu: 11:26pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
See the kind names wey ajebos dey name their dogs...bully, jimmy etc, like say na person. I grew up in a neighborhood where dogs were named fancy names like Ojikutu, Idi-araba, Tanwole etc. Ojikutu was the scariest of them all. May her soul rest in peace. Who be bully near Ojikutu? 4 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by NemzySeries(m): 11:29pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
All d dogs 4 ma street don bite me tire 2 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 11:33pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Calabar bois are welcome on this thread Only fowl that has chased me ooh! Just to konk my head, abi nah my eyes sef. Those days when fowls were rugged. Ahah!! I remember one of my classmates then in sch, we went to visit one of our friends(classmate too) and I knew there was a dog in his compound(a deadly one for that matter) because I've visited on several occassions. I've seen their broken plasttic chairs, I've seen scattered woods, I've also seen cut-off chains. My own refuge was either to climb the borehole stand or their buglary proof. I scared my friend on 3 occasions while we were sitting outside but the 4th time it was really the dog coming. I quietly walked away so tthat I cud watch small comedy. I told my friend once again but he ignored me, not until he felt the nose of the dog from behind smelling his elbow, nah so my guy tear race, even the dog first fear b4 e chase am go upstairs (an incomplete building) the dog followed, my guy jumped from the first floor, the dog used the stairs, my guy ran to the backyard and came to the front again, ran upstairs, crossed the window again and tried to jump but just stayed up there suspended with his ten fingers. I dey my cinema seat on top the water tank ladder dey laugh so hard till our friend came outside , he was just apologising and trying to hold his laugh. That dog was a werewolf abeg! Dog wey dey jump from security house(upstairs) to attack ppl outside the gate. 6 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Emmyk(m): 11:34pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Numerous times sef. Thank God for inbuilt B-speed that I have if you catch my drift. |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by 19naia(m): 11:35pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I was chased by a black mamba. |
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