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@clem pls dont sweat it u know the answer already dumb arse his face looks exactly like his butt ![]() @seina it shows u re not a big fan of the jokes forum ![]() |
@clem dont sweat it u know the ans to it already he just needed attention am sure his face looks exactly like his butt ![]() @siena ur q |
no be only daipers, they shall be there with suckers too, ![]() |
pope dont mind them oooooo ![]() tufe wat did u do to these peeps? dont let them kill u abeg, |
hm disgusting |
clem u dey find trouble Ituen is offshore |
@ ituen dont sweat it i belive u, |
OBJ fear hehehehehhehehehehehhe ![]() |
gurl u re not worth replying but will try this time, how on earth did i start it? by replying to your post? isnt that what the thread is all about? or re u missing something here, and then on yahooo u started by typing ' where is the hoe' so how on earth did i start this? why re u lying so u just dont have manners u lie aswell ![]() @migy what s the bright side? thats not funny at all men ![]() |
with akara ![]() |
she actaully won and why wouldnt she? she started insulting my parents meeeeeen any girl can be pretty with makeup but not every girl has manners there is a whole lot of diff, joking or insulting one another has never gone to that level so i give it to her ![]() |
oh my goddness this is crazy tx guys for the comment Ituen i dont know what ur prob is with my popping pimples ooooo let those things live life naaaaaaaaaa u dont have ur pis there cos the system rejected it so dont so bros dont blame me for ur predicament ooooooo who won the contest btw u and OBJ? ![]() |
nope he was expecting us to tell him how stupid he is ![]() |
i like the guy he is the victim of himself ![]() |
i like the guy he the victim of himself ![]() |
haaaaaaaaaaaaa migy your own baaaaad ooo can't wait to read Ituen's experience ![]() i remember then a guy at the sick bay the nurse asked him if he had eaten so they could give him drugs (usually choroqiune and piriton) then the guy said YES so the nurse gave the drugs meeeeeeeeeeeen when the guy threw up na garri comot from the guy mouth, stupid nurses insulted him on top of it, ![]() this happened for real |
ofcourse he got the photo with a big slap on his face ![]() |
boarding school was too MAAAD hm i soaked garri well sha ![]() |
and so did the owner ![]() |
migy and clem u guys should take it easy ooooo |
Will let u know ![]() |
@migy LMAO |
Once there was a couple in their mid forties walking through a bush path and they came across a patch of mushrooms. The husband insisted it was the non poisonous one while the wife was adamant this was the lethal stuff. Husband carried on to pick the mushroom and consoled the wife; "What we will do is we will cook the stuff and feed it to the dog. If the dog dies, then we throw it away but if the dog is ok then we will also eat it." They got home and fed the mushroom after cooking it to the dog, it was the happiest dog in the village for a full four hours. They then proceeded to eat the mushroom themselves. Just as they finished, their son ran into the room and announced in a hurry the death of the dog and then ran out. The two parents looked at each other and tears rolled down their cheeks, the husband then announced: "My wife I should have listened to you. Anyway seeing we are going to die I need to rest in peace and make sure I have been honest with you. You see that lady from next door has been my part-time since we moved in and we meet in the garden every Sunday." He continued, "When your sister came for X-mass, and you had too much wine and passed out, I slept with her too - your mother too but only once last year on New Year's Eve." With tears in her eyes the wife says, "Its ok my darling that was all weaknesses of the flesh I have forgiven you, but you must listen to me too. Each time I go to the butchery I always bring a lot of meat. Well it's because our second son is the butcher's child. As much as you have slept with the lady next door I also sleep with the Husband on Saturday evenings when you are out with the Boys, and lastly since we got married 20 years ago I have never had an orgasm from you." Both had mixed emotions, hatred, regret but their consolation was they were dying without any secrets. So their son then run into the room again and looked at the parents weeping. He then commented: "My God! I didn't realize the two of you loved the dog that much! Anyway the guy whose car ran over the dog says he can buy us another one!!" |
@ ify cote d voire is a cool place was there in march do u live there? then u speak french |
Miggy what re u doing in Iraq? |
@ spot u shouldnt be mad at them u see they were grooming u and thats what we do to new dumb posters but i see that u ve learnt really fast atleast it took TT 3 months so am proud of u ur last post cracked me up but dont ming u having KEY soap @ saucekid u razz small ooo just kidding |
migy u dey Irag? easy man |
Atiku is straight ![]() |
meeeen i tire oooo, re u shitin me? whats this? |
me too |
how many saucekid? ![]() |
@ clem and the strings too? |

