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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sexy Clemcykul by mimiko(f): 4:59am On Jan 27, 2008 |
@clem pls dont sweat it u know the answer already dumb arse his face looks exactly like his butt @seina it shows u re not a big fan of the jokes forum |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sexy Clemcykul by mimiko(f): 4:56am On Jan 27, 2008 |
@clem dont sweat it u know the ans to it already he just needed attention am sure his face looks exactly like his butt @siena ur q |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 6:52am On Jan 26, 2008 |
no be only daipers, they shall be there with suckers too, |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:59am On Jan 23, 2008 |
pope dont mind them oooooo tufe wat did u do to these peeps? dont let them kill u abeg, |
Jokes Etc / Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by mimiko(f): 7:54am On Jan 20, 2008 |
hm disgusting |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 7:52am On Jan 20, 2008 |
clem u dey find trouble Ituen is offshore |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:46am On Jan 18, 2008 |
@ ituen dont sweat it i belive u, |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 3:54am On Jan 16, 2008 |
OBJ fear hehehehehhehehehehehhe |
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by mimiko(f): 3:47am On Jan 16, 2008 |
gurl u re not worth replying but will try this time, how on earth did i start it? by replying to your post? isnt that what the thread is all about? or re u missing something here, and then on yahooo u started by typing ' where is the hoe' so how on earth did i start this? why re u lying so u just dont have manners u lie aswell @migy what s the bright side? thats not funny at all men |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 3:36am On Jan 16, 2008 |
with akara |
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by mimiko(f): 4:44am On Jan 15, 2008 |
she actaully won and why wouldnt she? she started insulting my parents meeeeeen any girl can be pretty with makeup but not every girl has manners there is a whole lot of diff, joking or insulting one another has never gone to that level so i give it to her |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:06am On Jan 15, 2008 |
oh my goddness this is crazy tx guys for the comment Ituen i dont know what ur prob is with my popping pimples ooooo let those things live life naaaaaaaaaa u dont have ur pis there cos the system rejected it so dont so bros dont blame me for ur predicament ooooooo who won the contest btw u and OBJ? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Seriously And Maddly Inlove With 15 Years Old Girl by mimiko(f): 3:53am On Jan 15, 2008 |
nope he was expecting us to tell him how stupid he is |
Jokes Etc / Re: Castrate by mimiko(f): 3:44am On Jan 15, 2008 |
i like the guy he is the victim of himself |
Jokes Etc / Re: Castrate by mimiko(f): 3:41am On Jan 15, 2008 |
i like the guy he the victim of himself |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 3:29am On Jan 15, 2008 |
haaaaaaaaaaaaa migy your own baaaaad ooo can't wait to read Ituen's experience i remember then a guy at the sick bay the nurse asked him if he had eaten so they could give him drugs (usually choroqiune and piriton) then the guy said YES so the nurse gave the drugs meeeeeeeeeeeen when the guy threw up na garri comot from the guy mouth, stupid nurses insulted him on top of it, this happened for real |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Under The Skirt by mimiko(f): 7:10pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
ofcourse he got the photo with a big slap on his face |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 7:08pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
boarding school was too MAAAD hm i soaked garri well sha |
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by mimiko(f): 7:05pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
and so did the owner |
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Johnny: Still A Novice by mimiko(f): 6:58pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
migy and clem u guys should take it easy ooooo |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 6:56pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
Will let u know |
Jokes Etc / Re: How They Answered by mimiko(f): 5:14pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
@migy LMAO |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:11pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
Once there was a couple in their mid forties walking through a bush path and they came across a patch of mushrooms. The husband insisted it was the non poisonous one while the wife was adamant this was the lethal stuff. Husband carried on to pick the mushroom and consoled the wife; "What we will do is we will cook the stuff and feed it to the dog. If the dog dies, then we throw it away but if the dog is ok then we will also eat it." They got home and fed the mushroom after cooking it to the dog, it was the happiest dog in the village for a full four hours. They then proceeded to eat the mushroom themselves. Just as they finished, their son ran into the room and announced in a hurry the death of the dog and then ran out. The two parents looked at each other and tears rolled down their cheeks, the husband then announced: "My wife I should have listened to you. Anyway seeing we are going to die I need to rest in peace and make sure I have been honest with you. You see that lady from next door has been my part-time since we moved in and we meet in the garden every Sunday." He continued, "When your sister came for X-mass, and you had too much wine and passed out, I slept with her too - your mother too but only once last year on New Year's Eve." With tears in her eyes the wife says, "Its ok my darling that was all weaknesses of the flesh I have forgiven you, but you must listen to me too. Each time I go to the butchery I always bring a lot of meat. Well it's because our second son is the butcher's child. As much as you have slept with the lady next door I also sleep with the Husband on Saturday evenings when you are out with the Boys, and lastly since we got married 20 years ago I have never had an orgasm from you." Both had mixed emotions, hatred, regret but their consolation was they were dying without any secrets. So their son then run into the room again and looked at the parents weeping. He then commented: "My God! I didn't realize the two of you loved the dog that much! Anyway the guy whose car ran over the dog says he can buy us another one!!" |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:11pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
@ ify cote d voire is a cool place was there in march do u live there? then u speak french |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:43pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
Miggy what re u doing in Iraq? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 4:41pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
@ spot u shouldnt be mad at them u see they were grooming u and thats what we do to new dumb posters but i see that u ve learnt really fast atleast it took TT 3 months so am proud of u ur last post cracked me up but dont ming u having KEY soap @ saucekid u razz small ooo just kidding |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nomines For Dumbest Joke Tellers. by mimiko(f): 4:33pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
migy u dey Irag? easy man |
Jokes Etc / Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by mimiko(f): 4:28pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
Atiku is straight |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A question! by mimiko(f): 4:16pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
meeeen i tire oooo, re u shitin me? whats this? |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:33am On Jan 12, 2008 |
me too |
Jokes Etc / Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by mimiko(f): 1:27am On Jan 10, 2008 |
how many saucekid? |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 1:21am On Jan 10, 2008 |
@ clem and the strings too? |
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