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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sexy Clemcykul by mimiko(f): 4:59am On Jan 27, 2008
@clem pls dont sweat it u know the answer already dumb arse his face looks exactly like his butt grin grin grin

@seina
it shows u re not a big fan of the jokes forum undecided undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sexy Clemcykul by mimiko(f): 4:56am On Jan 27, 2008
@clem
dont sweat it u know the ans to it already he just needed attention am sure his face looks exactly like his butt grin grin grin grin

@siena
ur q
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 6:52am On Jan 26, 2008
no be only daipers, they shall be there with suckers too, smiley smiley smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:59am On Jan 23, 2008
pope dont mind them oooooo wink wink wink wink

tufe wat did u do to these peeps? dont let them kill u abeg,
Jokes Etc / Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by mimiko(f): 7:54am On Jan 20, 2008
hm disgusting
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 7:52am On Jan 20, 2008
clem u dey find trouble Ituen is offshore
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:46am On Jan 18, 2008
@ ituen
dont sweat it i belive u,
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 3:54am On Jan 16, 2008
OBJ fear hehehehehhehehehehehhe grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by mimiko(f): 3:47am On Jan 16, 2008
gurl u re not worth replying but will try this time, how on earth did i start it? by replying to your post? isnt that what the thread is all about? or re u missing something here, and then on yahooo u started by typing ' where is the hoe' so how on earth did i start this? why re u lying so u just dont have manners u lie aswell


@migy
what s the bright side? thats not funny at all men angry angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 3:36am On Jan 16, 2008
with akara grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by mimiko(f): 4:44am On Jan 15, 2008
she actaully won and why wouldnt she? she started insulting my parents meeeeeen any girl can be pretty with makeup but not every girl has manners there is a whole lot of diff, joking or insulting one another has never gone to that level so i give it to her angry angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:06am On Jan 15, 2008
oh my goddness this is crazy tx guys for the comment kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Ituen i dont know what ur prob is with my popping pimples ooooo let those things live life naaaaaaaaaa u dont have ur pis there cos the system rejected it so dont so bros dont blame me for ur predicament ooooooo angry angry angry angry grin grin grin grin grin who won the contest btw u and OBJ? grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Seriously And Maddly Inlove With 15 Years Old Girl by mimiko(f): 3:53am On Jan 15, 2008
nope he was expecting us to tell him how stupid he is angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Castrate by mimiko(f): 3:44am On Jan 15, 2008
i like the guy he is the victim of himself  grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Castrate by mimiko(f): 3:41am On Jan 15, 2008
i like the guy he the victim of himself grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 3:29am On Jan 15, 2008
haaaaaaaaaaaaa migy your own baaaaad ooo
can't wait to read Ituen's experience undecided undecided undecided

i remember then a guy at the sick bay the nurse asked him if he had eaten so they could give him drugs (usually choroqiune and piriton) then the guy said YES so the nurse gave the drugs meeeeeeeeeeeen when the guy threw up na garri comot from the guy mouth,  stupid nurses insulted him on top of  it,  grin grin grin
this happened for real
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Under The Skirt by mimiko(f): 7:10pm On Jan 13, 2008
ofcourse he got the photo with a big slap on his face cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 7:08pm On Jan 13, 2008
boarding school was too MAAAD hm i soaked garri well sha cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by mimiko(f): 7:05pm On Jan 13, 2008
and so did the owner grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Johnny: Still A Novice by mimiko(f): 6:58pm On Jan 13, 2008
migy and clem u guys should take it easy ooooo kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 6:56pm On Jan 13, 2008
Will let u know wink wink wink
Jokes Etc / Re: How They Answered by mimiko(f): 5:14pm On Jan 13, 2008
@migy
LMAO
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:11pm On Jan 13, 2008
Once there was a couple in their mid forties walking
through a bush path and they came across a patch of
mushrooms. The husband insisted it was the non
poisonous one while the wife was adamant this was the
lethal stuff.
Husband carried on to pick the mushroom and consoled
the wife; "What we will do is we will cook the stuff
and feed it to the dog. If the dog dies, then we throw
it away but if the dog is ok then we will also eat
it."
They got home and fed the mushroom after cooking it to
the dog, it was the happiest dog in the village for a
full four hours.
They then proceeded to eat the mushroom themselves.
Just as they finished, their son ran into the room and
announced in a hurry the death of the dog and then ran
out.
The two parents looked at each other and tears rolled
down their cheeks, the husband then announced: "My
wife I should have listened to you. Anyway seeing we
are going to die I need to rest in peace and make sure
I have been honest with you. You see that lady from
next door has been my part-time since we moved in and
we meet in the garden every Sunday."
He continued, "When your sister came for X-mass, and
you had too much wine and passed out, I slept with her
too - your mother too but only once last year on New
Year's Eve."
With tears in her eyes the wife says, "Its ok my
darling that was all weaknesses of the flesh I have
forgiven you, but you must listen to me too. Each time
I go to the butchery I always bring a lot of meat.
Well it's because our second son is the butcher's
child. As much as you have slept with the lady next
door I also sleep with the Husband on Saturday
evenings when you are out with the Boys, and lastly
since we got married 20 years ago I have never had an
orgasm from you."
Both had mixed emotions, hatred, regret but their
consolation was they were dying without any secrets.
So their son then run into the room again and looked
at the parents weeping.
He then commented: "My God! I didn't realize the two
of you loved the dog that much! Anyway the guy whose
car ran over the dog says he can buy us another one!!"

cry cry cry cry cry cry
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:11pm On Jan 13, 2008
@ ify
cote d voire is a cool place was there in march do u live there? then u speak french
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:43pm On Jan 13, 2008
Miggy what re u doing in Iraq?
Jokes Etc / Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 4:41pm On Jan 13, 2008
@ spot
u shouldnt be mad at them u see they were grooming u and thats what we do to new dumb posters but i see that u ve learnt really fast atleast it took TT 3 months so am proud of u ur last post cracked me up

but dont ming u having KEY soap


@ saucekid u razz small ooo just kidding
Jokes Etc / Re: Nomines For Dumbest Joke Tellers. by mimiko(f): 4:33pm On Jan 13, 2008
migy u dey Irag? easy man
Jokes Etc / Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by mimiko(f): 4:28pm On Jan 13, 2008
Atiku is straight smiley smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: What A question! by mimiko(f): 4:16pm On Jan 13, 2008
meeeen i tire oooo, re u shitin me? whats this?
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:33am On Jan 12, 2008
me too
Jokes Etc / Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by mimiko(f): 1:27am On Jan 10, 2008
how many saucekid? grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 1:21am On Jan 10, 2008
@ clem and the strings too?

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