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Business / Re: Be Careful About Buying These Banks Stocks! by mimiko(f): 2:07am On Nov 05, 2007
i really want to believe that the nigerian stock market is about to crash not because most of these banks are coming out for IPOs or Public offers for the second or third time regardless of the money they get from IPOs they still source for foreign funds and then 3/4 of ther profits goes back apart from that fact sorry to say this Nigeria has always had problems with Transperacy so i dont think NSE is totally dependable can anybody explain well what happened to trancorp why was the TS lifted and then fewdays later it was placed back ,
my advice for now is that if u re going to invest look for the big names and UBA is out of it to me that bank has transfromed with the help of Chicka Mordi and so on God help us sha, i will stick to 1st bank afri bank
and my second advice is if u have spare money u can throw it into the stock market for long term that way u wont need to worry much

Do u guys know that Nigerian stock mkt had the highest returns all over the world? that sounded too good but i really hope it will be like that
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 1:37am On Nov 05, 2007
@ Tope
u never prove anyone wrong!!!!!!!!! u see why i say u re daft?
Jokes Etc / Re: Farting Dixie by mimiko(f): 6:17am On Nov 03, 2007
this guy up here is trying to speak English ooooo na wa ooo

@ poster
this joke is coool
Jokes Etc / Re: Naughty Professor by mimiko(f): 6:14am On Nov 03, 2007
@freezy
wats atutupoyoyo i like the sound of it though,

so we have another dumb ass here now think she will outshine Tope on thier level of daft dumb and stupid cry
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Not Touching It! by mimiko(f): 6:06am On Nov 03, 2007
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Jokes Etc / Re: Celebrating An Event (migines And Clemcykul) by mimiko(f): 6:04am On Nov 03, 2007
hmmmmm
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:45am On Nov 03, 2007
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question,

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Sh*t."
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:40am On Nov 03, 2007
@ tawa temi and ulua
tx y all kiss kiss kiss kiss
@ dapsins
this Tope guy daft no be small his phone is more popular than him i said it earlier that he blame's it all on his Almighty fone but pls i may ask wat do u mean by @ room?
@freezy
how now? i miss that side ooo
@phenomenon
How did it go did all the 'off the internet pay off?
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:32am On Nov 01, 2007
soooooooooooo dry tope do u mind reviewing ur post before posting i use the internet to boost my I Q and not run it down cry cry cry cry
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 8:48pm On Oct 31, 2007
@ freezy
na u i miss pass ooooo

@ Amycute
tx alot kiss

@ showbobo
u sef take style fire small rocket now oooo no wonder u know the school tope went to cos u guys were always competing
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 2:21am On Oct 31, 2007
@showbobo
typo errrrro ke the guy don dey commit suicide since two days before the day before yesterday u guys should wait he ll blame it on his black blue yellow berry, its not his fault when his mates were attentive in school he was busy throwing mirror under the girls seats grin grin grin grin

migy i miss u too kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Vacancy In House Of Reps - The Requirements by mimiko(f): 4:09am On Oct 30, 2007
see as u open ur yansh its sooo obvious u miss me kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen, The Horror Man by mimiko(f): 6:03am On Oct 29, 2007
@KRONK

No be only task force see ya mouth grin grin grin ve been abit busy
Jokes Etc / Re: Vacancy In House Of Reps - The Requirements by mimiko(f): 5:49am On Oct 29, 2007
Tope ODE u ve started running ur mouth now later u ll start bitching about in on NL begging either to stay or leave
teach ko learn ni

@ clem
i ve been really busy dear

@ Ituen
tx i really appreciate ur vote of confidence
ll  def kno how to spend the money ITS WHAT I DO cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Vacancy In House Of Reps - The Requirements by mimiko(f): 5:49am On Oct 29, 2007
Tope ODE u ve started running ur mouth now later u ll start bitching about in on NL begging either to stay or leave
teach ko learn ni

@ clem
i ve been really busy dear

@ Ituen
tx i really appreciate ur vote of confidence
ll def kno how to spend the money ITS WHAT I DO cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Got You Laughing? by mimiko(f): 5:35am On Oct 29, 2007
cool jokes
Jokes Etc / Re: The Seaman And The Pirate Conversation by mimiko(f): 5:23am On Oct 29, 2007
ouch,
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Could! by mimiko(f): 5:19am On Oct 29, 2007
hehehehehehehe
i like it
Jokes Etc / Re: I Can't Tell A Lie! by mimiko(f): 5:15am On Oct 29, 2007
wat a wife ko wat a wife ni
Religion / Re: What Do Arab Christians Call God? by mimiko(f): 2:55am On Oct 29, 2007
@ debosky
kai ku so sai, kukululu ya minga nagahi burutu yayi? wink
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 2:49am On Oct 29, 2007
hehehehehehe no wonder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen, The Horror Man by mimiko(f): 5:13am On Oct 28, 2007
@ folahan
which people make u sick u re just one hyprocrite u re everwhere infact u confessed that u want to add post for no reason u re now saying what,
post ya own joke na
Jokes Etc / Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by mimiko(f): 5:08am On Oct 28, 2007
@ folahan
got a style for u post mutiple times
Jokes Etc / Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by mimiko(f): 5:05am On Oct 28, 2007
ve not been around for a while and i see i dint really miss much undecided undecided undecided undecided
Religion / Re: What Do Arab Christians Call God? by mimiko(f): 4:54am On Oct 28, 2007
ina sa inyanki kunmi miu miu ya yi? dandaudu
Religion / Re: What Do Arab Christians Call God? by mimiko(f): 4:52am On Oct 28, 2007
@ sokislam

and to ur interpretation Al -Illah means the god? so because it is Al- Illa it should be refered to as god with the lil 'g'  
listen do u know that in islam there is no single word that dignifies him no single word is good enough
Religion / Re: What Do Arab Christians Call God? by mimiko(f): 4:44am On Oct 28, 2007
@ debonsky

dint u just feel a big slap on ur Face, u re so ignorant and unintelligent My goodness na wa ooooo a two year old knows that Hausa call God Allah and to inform u cos i see that u lack it Mulims dont have  a god we serve God and also Allah means God regarless the religion
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:15am On Oct 28, 2007
@ tope
do u sleeep on nairaland meeeeeeen the way ur posts keep multiplying men na award oooooo.
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:13am On Oct 28, 2007
hm now u sound like i man now or is that cos i know u re a guy thats why u sound like one? maybe its just psychological, did u say tap current? ODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WO I BEG AM NOT IN THE MOOD JO hmmmmmm am thinking about it tap current u must feel sha nice one it shows u got gut
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 6:00am On Oct 27, 2007
migy migy speak out wink
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 7:28pm On Oct 25, 2007
re u serious? he is a guy? whao hope he is not gay, hm i dont know why i thot he was a girl undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

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