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am speechless,
  proper MUMU the AK 47 should be placed in his anus so he can feel the cold metal down there that way he will come back his senses

he is invisible

Bin Laden was seen with a clean shave in a black Tux,

Leppers dont foam? wats going on here? na wa ooo all in the name of cracking jokes
@ poster dont let leppers protest oooo very ugly sites dont u wonder how they would hold up their paper boards,

@ sour lips cos obviously thats wat u ve got, why on earth are u swearing hehehehehehehe me? pick on u? HOW? i replied u once and thats picking? madam dont start twisting ur mind here and How am i acting like i know u? watever i wrote is on ur profile,
madam ignore me if you are not seeking my attention, hm am the last person u want to do this with,

leave Ituen with his fone,

hey freezy , i miss u
so u have noticed migy throwing out some kind of likeness out on NL, i was hit by it abit cos i was off NL for a while only to come back and see that Migy is a lover boy, but its cool sha

@ ben
haba i think that was a lil too much am not too much of her fan ooo but men cant ignore the insults but i dont trust u it could simply spell out your loooooooooooooooove for her

@ ituen TT Clem migy
you guys are getting really raw wen una start this nonsense i need to impose dicipline, for the guys your purnishment will be, fully paid trip to a strippers club as for u Clem hmmmm i dont know yet

Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you take anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too, I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful, is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

hmmm thats nasty,

hmmm i like the guy

voodoo

nopes all he does is fart around NL

fire up,

Ituen ur head like that of a misile shooter, leave my pimples naaaaaaaaaaa the only reason that pic is still there is because regardless of those pimples i still lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve myself hehehehehheehhehehehe

@ sugalips
my post is simple pine simply means fine unless u want to claim u dont understand hausa accent, watever, as long as as other peeps undertsand ,

Dis Guy no mind am na yankee she dey she no fit understand, hmmmmmmmm

lol nairalanders have no mercy at all

@nightnurse
pls dont make only facetoface how about butttobutt

heard forth mainland bridge in now in use

and baba dudu hmmmmm ilove that sweet,



@ lol oh yes i did, dont mind Ituen he never likes to be left out,

whendid Ituen start doing cows

hm no wonder corner corner skull

me too
hehehe hohoho hahaha

ehen for real oooo

dont blame mysticalb or watever its a broadway to sucess

if you take chummackk to the Zoo they will reject him cos his specie is nt rare

migy don spoil ooooo

suga lips
u can kiss all u want clem isnt gay dont worry u can even do more nobody is wacthing

wait ooooo migy when did u start flirting on NL u have changed oooooo

pls dont blame the poster as they say leave the sleeping dog lie but na lie one mumu yanga go wake am

the guy pine sha sugar lips na ur bobo be dat i fit yank off the stud ooooo unless ofcourse its real

hte guy pine sha sugar lips na ur bobo be dat i fit yank off the stud ooooo unless ofcourse its real

hmmm levels
@ Ituen who did u go with for your honey moon?

hey! TT is speaking phoner ooooo who taught u Y' al