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Nairaland / General / Re: c by mimiko(f): 12:43pm On Jun 28, 2010
Lol! She Is currently on cructhes that will do abi
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Boy's Prayer by mimiko(f): 9:49pm On Sep 29, 2009
sauce u wish!
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Boy's Prayer by mimiko(f): 11:19pm On Sep 25, 2009
clem how u dey?
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by mimiko(f): 6:24am On Sep 23, 2009
tyty which kind of kpomo?
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Boy's Prayer by mimiko(f): 6:14am On Sep 23, 2009
absolutely fxxking not! lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Boy's Prayer by mimiko(f): 6:46am On Sep 17, 2009
clem n saucekid una still dey here?
Jokes Etc / Re: Neccesity Is The Mother Of Invention by mimiko(f): 5:24am On Jul 07, 2008
it simply means the driver ll pay half the ticket SHIKENA angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Al-qeda Wan Bomb Nigeria by mimiko(f): 11:14pm On May 11, 2008
wtf
Jokes Etc / Re: Uncle Justin by mimiko(f): 11:12pm On May 11, 2008
boring sad sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Today's My Birthday by mimiko(f): 10:43pm On May 11, 2008
happy buffday my dear kiss kiss kiss

s how old re u now cos u marked ur fortieth last 2 yrs grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: How Has Nairaland Changed Your Life? by mimiko(f): 10:38pm On May 11, 2008
not in any certain way but mos def i ve had good laughs here though but when i come online and i see at the top left of the screen how many days i have spent on NL just reading or posting meeeeeeeeeeen just thought about it i could do better trust me i am,
its just that at one point in our lives some things seems really important and usefull and then later u will pass it cos its just a phase!
Jokes Etc / Re: News To Me by mimiko(f): 11:08pm On May 03, 2008
and thats ur main job grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 1:18am On May 03, 2008
u might notlike this



There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone.' He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.



After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'



The word got around and nobody called him that any more.



Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.



The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a
woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!





What is the moral of this story??,



OH, Come on, take a guess!
Think about it,
(You're going to love this!)
And the moral is,
You can't kill two birds with one stone!





grin grin grin grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: News To Me by mimiko(f): 1:16am On May 03, 2008
hahahahahhaha haba i like amebo now
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by mimiko(f): 4:13am On May 02, 2008
[tt][/tt]hehehehehe
ituen ur a rebel now
Jokes Etc / Re: Magic Kitchen by mimiko(f): 3:48am On May 02, 2008
anusman u must feel like a star now this joke is old on NL
Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Reasons Not To Drink With Friends(pictures) by mimiko(f): 3:06am On Apr 30, 2008
niceeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jokes Etc / Re: Five Nigerian Surgeons. by mimiko(f): 3:01am On Apr 30, 2008
love this cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Yahoozee 419 Coaches Dupes Nigerians .come Inside by mimiko(f): 2:59am On Apr 30, 2008
this is not funnny at all undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by mimiko(f): 2:54am On Apr 30, 2008
am an engineer hmmmmmm no wonder kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss need somone to teach me how kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: True Confessions by mimiko(f): 2:45am On Apr 30, 2008
fucking hell how much does a golf ball cost for real
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny quotes by mimiko(f): 2:41am On Apr 30, 2008
nice bush has said more
Jokes Etc / Re: computer-illiterate by mimiko(f): 2:37am On Apr 30, 2008
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Truth About Women(Pictures) by mimiko(f): 2:34am On Apr 30, 2008
ilove being a woman cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by mimiko(f): 4:06am On Apr 27, 2008
babe ur eyes wont rot they will be crossed cheesy cheesy cheesy only if the likes of ituen and anusman stays out of the competition grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by mimiko(f): 1:45am On Apr 27, 2008
babes bikini isnt too much tell me u dont want to see Ituen in one? grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Seun's Fate by mimiko(f): 1:39am On Apr 27, 2008
@ poster men u re weird ooo sit there and decide his fate all by your self,
Nairaland / General / Re: The Most Beautiful Lady In Nairaland by mimiko(f): 1:27am On Apr 27, 2008
here i come so who are the contestant cos i will be the judger sorry judge kiss kiss kiss kiss and for the contestant only bikini allowed grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: News To Me by mimiko(f): 2:32am On Apr 23, 2008
wats d beef all about kids behave
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 2:18am On Apr 23, 2008
lol
@joy tx
Jokes Etc / Re: News To Me by mimiko(f): 2:51pm On Apr 20, 2008
@ ify
u re using style to tell me that am an AMEBO abi? abi u be Sam's asst

@ re u married?(hmmm that sounds like an Amebo hmmm )

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