Lol! She Is currently on cructhes that will do abi

sauce u wish!

clem how u dey?

tyty which kind of kpomo?

absolutely fxxking not!

clem n saucekid una still dey here?

it simply means the driver ll pay half the ticket SHIKENA

wtf

boring

happy buffday my dear

s how old re u now cos u marked ur fortieth last 2 yrs

not in any certain way but mos def i ve had good laughs here though but when i come online and i see at the top left of the screen how many days i have spent on NL just reading or posting meeeeeeeeeeen just thought about it i could do better trust me i am,
its just that at one point in our lives some things seems really important and usefull and then later u will pass it cos its just a phase!

and thats ur main job

u might notlike this



There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone.' He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.



After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'



The word got around and nobody called him that any more.



Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.



The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a
woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!





What is the moral of this story??,



OH, Come on, take a guess!
Think about it,
(You're going to love this!)
And the moral is,
You can't kill two birds with one stone!

hahahahahhaha haba i like amebo now

[tt][/tt]hehehehehe
ituen ur a rebel now

anusman u must feel like a star now this joke is old on NL

niceeeeeeeeeeeeee

love this

this is not funnny at all

am an engineer hmmmmmm no wonder need somone to teach me how

fucking hell how much does a golf ball cost for real

nice bush has said more

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

ilove being a woman

babe ur eyes wont rot they will be crossed only if the likes of ituen and anusman stays out of the competition

babes bikini isnt too much tell me u dont want to see Ituen in one?

@ poster men u re weird ooo sit there and decide his fate all by your self,

here i come so who are the contestant cos i will be the judger sorry judge and for the contestant only bikini allowed

wats d beef all about kids behave

lol
@joy tx

@ ify
u re using style to tell me that am an AMEBO abi? abi u be Sam's asst

@ re u married?(hmmm that sounds like an Amebo hmmm )