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yettymuse:
I thought he was talking to the men o

He was talking to y'all leeches

Not true.
Maybe 60% true.

My ex Yoruba girl speaks queen's English

Not true..
My ex Yoruba girl speaks queen's English

Is she any different from the egg fryer?

ahnie:
Undies -zoned#





Small girl with big stained undies.

Small boy Wey carry load Wey big pass ham. na your neck,go pain you. see him face like zebra.

Prostitute spotted

ImaIma1

Ufan mi, can you remember the day I said that Nigerian ladies are pigs and I also said if in doubt you should take a trip to a female hostel in any of the campuses?

Now take a trip to this thread and see for yourself...



Thank me later..

akinzgist:
Things you should no when dating.I actually encounter many cases of dating over here in Nigeria. Some parents feel good about their children’s relationship while other’s do not. In religions like Christianity, looking through the Holy Scriptures, you’ll understand that dating belongs to only those desiring to get married that is only when you’re ready for marriage.
Besides the fact that dating is not actually meant for those with the desire of temporal partners, no matter how true the love is, Some still hold the opinion that dating is for would be couples.
So what’s your say on the right time to date?

http://silicongist.com.ng/forum/when-is-the-best-time-to-start-dating/

When you have more than enough and you are ready to start wasting on leeches.

That's the best time

Tabh:
Pathetic story, yeah.
It is still not enough to hate and bash women at every opportunity.
Heck, if you know the story behind other girls, you'd pray devil wipes away all men from the surface of the earth.
You are not the only one with sick stories,there are people through worse and they don't go about hating on the opposite gender.

Free yourself from the bondage, life continues.

thanks

rickyboss333:
OK. what then can we buy if we can't buy water?

Drinks e.g. Beer

Baratheon:
People like us that have never seen a plane in real life, talkless of buying things at the airport

I see you own an airline company...

DONSMITH123:
President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday reiterated Nigeria’s readiness to assist African countries in distress.

President Buhari stated this When he received the outgoing High Commissioner of the Republic of Sierra Leone, Mrs Haja Afsatu Kabba, at the State House, Abuja, on Friday.

The President said brotherly assistance extended to the West African country during the Ebola epidemic and the recent mudslide natural disaster, was the least Nigeria could do

“I congratulate your new President on his election, and believe that our long-standing relationship, which dates back to almost 60 years, will continue to flourish,” he said.

He wished Kabba, who had spent two years in Nigeria, the best of luck in her next assignment.

The outgoing High Commissioner expressed gratitude to the government and people of Nigeria for the support granted her and her country.

She expressed optimism that the good bilateral relations between Nigeria and her country would continue.


http://punchng.com/buhari-says-nigeria-is-ready-to-assist-distressed-african-countries/

You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.

Matt 7:5

The same way ladies dupe men.

It's a cycle of life..

yettymuse:
Preach it sir!!!! The ones at the back cannot hear you!!!!

OUR ladies can't hear him...


Our ladies don't give..

Our ladies are leeches

Tessyama1:
From; Amagitesblog.com

General overseer and founder of Salvation Ministries Church, Pastor David Ibiyeomie has said that love without giving is fake.

According to him, the first was to prove love is giving. He said this 2 weeks ago during his church sermon. 

"Any love that does not involve giving is fake. If anybody ever told you 'I love you' and cannot give you something, cancel that love, it is not genuine love. The first way to prove love is giving." he said.

Watch video here; https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/07/any-love-that-does-not-involve-giving-is-fake-pastor-david-ibiyeomie.html

Nigerian ladies don't give.. Always at the receiving side..

teegrams:
A Middle-Aged Lady Name withhold has come out on social media to reveal how lack of pre-marital sex is ruining her marriage.

She Wrote:

The incompatibility is killing me. I have thought of getting divorced several times because of this issue.

Same background. We were both virgins when we got married, at 23 and 28. We talked about sex before marriage, but because we are both somewhat religious, we didn’t have sex. In retrospect, I should have seen this coming. When we did talk about sexual desires, it was obvious that I masturbated a lot more than he did. While I did it almost everyday, he only did it once a few months.

Within the first week, we were already not having sex as much as I wanted. But since our honeymoon was exhausting and multi-continental, I didn't say anything.

Then, when we settled in the place where we spent the most part of our honeymoon, I mentioned it but he said he was stressed.

Then we get settled in our home, and I'm still not getting as much intimacy as I would like. He says he is stressed with his job and the fact that I didn't want to move doesn't help.

Eventually, reality hits. The level of intimacy that we are having is the level he is comfortable with. It's not as much as I want, but at least it happens almost every week.

Thing is that by the time this occurred, I have begun having serious self confidence issues. I've never felt worse about my body even though I am more fit than before.

At some point during our disagreements about sex, he said it wasn't his fault that I have high libido that may be caused by my illness. (I have non-classic congenital adrenal hyperplasia, commonly mistaken for PCOS, which messes with your hormones a bit. Combine that with hormonal birth control, it made me very Hot. ) That hit me very hard. I have since been trying to prove to myself that I am "normal".

And in the process, I've lost all sexual desire for my husband. I've lost the emotional connection I had to him.

We’ve been married for about 6 months now, and I’m tired already. I don’t even know if I should even keep trying. I love my husband, but it gets downright depressing that this is the only person I’ve ever had sex with, and potentially may be the only person I will ever have sex with, and I’m already not enjoying the sex - at all.

Read More:http://rayoonline.com/lack-of-pre-marital-intimacy-is-killing-my-marriage-lady-cries-out/

Instead of you to worry about something important. Instead of you to worry about how you can contribute in the family. Instead of you to worry about how to bring food on the table. Instead of you to worry about the economic situation of the country. You are worried about sex. Intimacy.

ishowdotgmail:
Anthony hot die

u gay? No offence pls!

Xcoolwunmi:
can I pm you sir

no probs

derbykol:
But Calabar babes love na.

Eyen eka mi. Etie'didiah?

Happy birthday homie.

My story is how I went from poor me to please pour me a drink and celebrate with me..

Is the loan for business? If yes, I'd like to be a shareholder.. Quote me if it is.

1Sharon:
Lool. HIV ain't what it used to be.

It's a manageable condition now. When someone is diagnosed, they just take their anti- retrovirals and go about their business. It's really no biggie

Yeah! It's better dan womania.

AlphLukau:
@APROKOGIRL

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/14217/10-different-things-nigerian-ladies-say-instead-love-meme-collection/




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Naija ladies don't love.

They are after ur money..

Oyindidi:
Continue

Have u bin inffected by womania before?

gabbynak:
[s]Professor, Adegboyega Fawole of the University of Ilorin Teaching Hospital, UITH, has warned that Human Papiloma Virus (HPV) has been found in the throat of people engaging in MouthAction. Mr. Now what does this mean?
HPV was mostly sexually transmitted. That means that HPV could be transmitted by having sexual intercourse through the mouth of an infected person. The gynaecologist warned that those engaging in MouthAction were twice more likely to have oral HPV infection than ...SEE MORE...

SOURCE: Nigeria: MouthAction- Human Papiloma virus found in human throat – Gynecologist Warns[/s]

trash!



Mouth Action or nothing.

ALKARULEZZ:
10. ABUJA
Based on based ehn, dis na d capital of Naija as all of ona know. The softness wey dey ooze for this coast na highest for the full country. The softness don real attract crowd from different holes come assemble for this arena.. The crowd nor get choice but to settle for pidgin make adagba nor for hang bulb-wire in the long-run.

9. ANAMBRA
Still on still ehn, this state still get small levo unto the pidgin spirit based on say na jur river share am from the capital of Delta state.. dat na wetin white men dey call "clash of culture"..

8. KOGI
O Bob! This state nor suppose sight road enter this list sha.. but still on the clash of culture things, most strong men here dey ball in Edo state steady unto one or two tiings based on say places like Auchi, Okpella etc nor too give Kogi state yard..

7. CROSS RIVER
Calabar people sha.. Their pidgin dey sound like Chinese dat year sha, but some kind Urhobo boys don hustle enter there come give their girls belleh finish.. this belleh-giving nai make new generation calabar children dey tear pidgin like Sapele agbero these days.. Pikin must resemble papa unto one or two tinz na.

6. LAGOS
Ma first hail some kind lost souls for this yard before I fire down.. Men like RMD, Basorge-Tariah, Ali Baba and other staunch wey abandon us go that way.. I jur like let ona know say nor be so o.. Cow wey smart go America go come back as cornbeef one day sha..
Still on still ehn, this state kari-get population from different parts of the country.. But we all know say dia pidgin melting pot dey Ajegunle where Area borku yakata.. Still on the hustle, AJ boys turn musicians o.. all we slangs for Area na dem pack full dia music.....and ona know say music dey kari-spread.. slangs spread so tey market women dey chew dem like gum based on say nor be everybody fit speak Yoruba na.. so d pidgin jur serve as dia lingua franca for dah way.... example of dose slangs wey dem thief na "Who You Help" wey Olamide thief from Shuun Bebe...

5. AKWA-IBOM
No doubt, militants don teach these people pidgin finish based on the oyel tinz.. dem try!


Down to the big four

4. RIVERS
This na one gallant South-South state wey jur gather people from different tribes like Tower of Babel.. Oil industries borku for this state and even omormor know say business must full anywhere oil industries gallant put. These people of different tribes based on say dem nor get unified language come dive pidgin make quarrel for nor too dey sup unto business tidings.

3. BAYELSA
Ijaw full this state nor be small.. Naturally their lingua franca suppose be Ijaw, but based on say d state near Delta anyhow, dem jur gat copy dia elder brother (Delta) main language make e for nor loss..

2. EDO
Oba a to pe'e.. Before 1991, this state dey conjoined with Delta state.. dem regard dem as one den (Bendel).. This state nor be number one for this list based on say some kind villages there near Yoruba states like Ondo and Ekiti.... This kari-near don weaken dia pigin anyhow.. na jur Benin come get level unto the lingua..

1. DELTA
Area!! 12 Kpokos for all the Nairaland Waffarians.. Any Effurun pesin here? Abeg signify make men observe ur kpai number..
Dem nor dey drag seat with Oba o..... The full state gallant for d pidgin level sha.. from Warri/Effurun to Sapele, Ughelli, Abraka, Oghara, Osubi, Asaba, Agbarho etc.. Area! ona too much abeg.. I throw backy give all of ona. Dem say overfamiliarity nai nor dey make man chop house rat..

Fly go gather any kporkpise wey like smart for this thread..

if Warri no top this ur list u for serve ban for straight 3months.

I am a mod. U know?


I no from Delta but I be Warri boy.

I rep Ekpan
I rep Jakpa
I rep PTI
I rep Warri South
I rep Uvwie.


Na we get pigin


Areaaaaa!!!!!

CAPSLOCKED:

WOAH. I THINK I'VE BEEN INFECTED. HOW DO I GET CURE?

I was infected too.

U can only reduce its effect but can't cure it.

Tips;

1. Brkup with ur womania called girfriend. Avoid her like a plague.

2. Practice misogynism and exhibit misogynistic character at least 5times daily

Henitan24:
It's well

Hey!

CAPSLOCKED:

DOCTOR SO YOU MEAN THIS DISEASE IS WORSE THAN CANCER?

very very worst and it is rampant in Africa especially Nigeria.

Another name for this virus is Girlfriend. The slang word for womania is 'babe'.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Ok

Oyindidi:

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Ok

Topic: Womania.

Womania is a deadly virus that is incurable an can destroys a human within minutes.

According to research carried out at University of Lampard at the department of Health Science,
womania seems to be the only deadly disease that can kills a man's destiny, career. It can also kills a man emotionally and physically.

According to research, the deadly virus was first discovered in the garden of Eden.

The disease is in a form of a human one can mistaken it to be a human.

The following are the characteristics of womania.

It has butt, breast, look sexy, wear fake hair and lashes.

The follwing are the symptoms of womania


1. It comes in form of a human and another name for it is girlfriend or wife.

2. It offers a man nothing but its virus from the holes in between its legs.

3. Its a leech. Can suck a man's wealth and render him poor.

4. Its lies a lot about everytin.


The following great men were inffected by this virus;

1. Adam
2. Samson
3. David
4. Solomon
5. Abacha
6. Jacob


HOW TO AVOID THIS DEADLY DISEASE.

According to World Health Organisation, the only way to avoid this incurable disease is to stay away from anything born from the 80s that is in form of a human but does not have d!ck.