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I am fade up of this country. |
Another reason I ate women. |
mumureloaded:Religion is the real stupiidity. |
Fvck these rules fvck people in relationships fvck people talkin others into relationships |
So how many years jail term is her brother serving? |
Feminist in the making |
salvationproject:The best thing that can ever happened to a young ambitious man is to break up with his dreams Killer called girlfriend |
LuciferChristi:Well after all, Pickering I'm an ordinary man Who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance To live exactly as he likes And do precisely what he wants An average man am I Of no eccentric whim Who likes to live his life, free of strife Doing whatever he thinks is best for him Well just an ordinary man But... Let a woman in your life And your serenity is through She'll redecorate your home From the cellar to the dome And then go on to the enthralling Fun of overhauling you Let a woman in your life And you're up against a wall Make a plan and you will find That she has something else in mind And so rather than do either You do something else That neither likes at all You want to talk of Keats and Milton She only wants to talk of love You go to see a play or ballet And spend it searching for her glove Let a woman in your life And you invite eternal strife Let them buy their wedding bands For those anxious little hands I'd be equally as willing For a dentist to be drilling Than to ever let a woman in my life I'm a very gentle man Even tempered and good natured Who you never hear complain Who has the milk of human kindness By the quart in every vein A patient man am I Down to my fingertips The sort who never could, ever would Let an insulting remark escape his lips A very gentle man But... Let a woman in your life And patience hasn't got a chance She will beg you for advice Your reply will be concise And she will listen very nicely And then go out and do precisely what she wants! You are a man of grace and polish Who never spoke above a hush All at once you're using language that would make A sailor blush! Let a woman in your life And you're plunging in a knife Let the others of my sex Tie the knot around their necks I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition Than to ever let a woman in my life I'm a quiet living man Who prefers to spend the evening In the silence of his room Who likes an atmosphere as restful as An undiscovered tomb A pensive man am I Of philosophic joys Who likes to meditate, contemplate Far from humanity's mad inhuman noise A quiet living man But... Let a woman in your life And your sabbatical is through In a line that never ends Comes an army of her friends Come to jabber and to chatter And to tell her what the matter is with YOU She'll have a booming boisterous family Who will descend on you en masse She'll have a large Wagnerian mother With a voice that shatters glass Let a woman in your life I shall never let a woman in my life |
MrBrownJay1:Read my post again. This time slowly. I never said I agreed that men SHOULD steal. I said that men most times go into crime just to please their unsatisfied prostitutes called girlfriends . |
Colourich:It's not about dating. It's about the happenings. You don't need to date someone to know what stuff he/she is made up of. You do research. Make findings. |
Op how much did these sex starved feminists pay you? |
Colourich:I can teach you. I major in vaginology |
Colourich:Nigerian ladies think differently but act the same. |
IamPlato:I Don't want to be banned yet I also don't want em likes and shares since nl likes and shares don't pay bills. But I will tell you what my old boy told me. He said, whenever you find yourself in this situation, look for a hobby and dive into it. |
Henitan24:Any lady in that rang deserves that. |
PrincessB1:Ok Ma'am |
tbaba1234:Don't believe everything on camera |
Colourich:It is for Nigerian ladies born from the 80s. The reason why all Nigerian ladies wanna marry rich dudes |
NwanyiAwkaetiti:Which of these is considered "the greatest achievement" of woman in Africa? (a) Marriage (b) Academic attainment (c) Career/Business success |
NwanyiAwkaetiti:Of course a lady will help me eat it. But before she does that, I'll send her 6ft first. I can't sweat for a leech.. |
KadunaMafia:For the women it is really important because it's their escape door from responsibilities and poverty. For men it's not important |
labake1:14. Vagina is elastic 15. Vagina surface looks like a human's lips 16. Vagina is part of the female's body 17. Vagina is no longer a private part but a public part. 18. Vagina is the only thing a Nigerian lady has to offer a man. 19. Vagina has only 4 purposes. (Discharge blood, urine, child and accommodate d!ck) 20. Vagina is d!ck best friend. |
webbro007:She has. Her agenda is to suck you dry then dump your ass for another d!ck. We call those kind of people "Flybynights" |
Henitan24:Hey! Stop it. |
tbaba1234:Where is the strength to pin a woman down? Do you think it's easy to pin someone down and open her legs? Excpt he uses weapon to threaten them |
NwanyiAwkaetiti:#ByAnyMeans |
Wow! She's beast_ti_fool |
There is a special hell fire for Nigerian bloggers |
LukeSkywalker78:Actually women (the ones born from the 80s) push young men into doing most of the bad things. A lady you date would dump your ass for a rich dude who rides a rang rover sport thus forcing you into crime to get money and buy a ferrari. Most guys go into crime just to have money and please these prostitutes called girlfriends and wives. What do yahoo boys really do with their money if not spending it on "small girls with big god"? So in my opinion I think and believe that it's women (the ones born from the 80s) who push guys into bad things and not money or lack of money. |
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