₦airaland Forum

IbrahimSkiba:



There's no day that Nairaland mod won't push a snake thread to the front page..
I'm sure by now, snake don finish for bush

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

PrecioussB:
Why is it that older men love to pursue Young girls?

Especially old African men , it is disgusting how they are interested in girls that is old enough to be their daughter.

I have had a lot of old and successful guys ask me out , but I always say no thanks.

It is scary , these perverts need to find women their own age. Have this happen to anyone?

callmeRichie:
I'm asking this question out of my curiosity and your opinions are needed. You can as well share your experience too to buttress your points.

So extracting from typical Nigerian babes' lines, they could be like "we just met today, a week ago, yesterday or as the case maybe and you claim you love me" lol

so I wanna ask, is there a specific duration to fall in love abi "the term love at first sight" is feeble??


NB: I'm just asking...

IbrahimSkiba:
Who let you out?
Who come you are having access to the internet?
You need to be taken back to your asylum

IbrahimSkiba:
I am missing my sex partner @Mimi

Muhylonaire:
And Buhari is still energetic and doing fine
See him commissioning left and right, the most active president in the history of Nigeria...

thundafire post=89317660:
Very strange news in Africa,but will Buhari do same

Kestolove:
Nd buhari wanted 3rd term

No worry, God's wrath is at hand. Thank you Lesotho PM. Not our own people that wants to die in the corridor of power

Akhigbeblog:
Can this happen in Nigeria

Victorious1000:
[sub][/sub]It all started in 2018 when I returned home after concluding the mandatory service as a corp member,I had a girlfriend then during NYSC but for some complicated reasons we couldn't continue the relationship and so I met this girl back at home, young, pretty and innocent, Initially saw her as nothing more than a potential rebound as I was still obviously wounded from my recently failed NYSC relationship, so we chatted up and things moved really fast, started dating and I couldn't believe I was completely falling for her,Well she didn't really make it easier for me not to, she cooks really good, very hardworking, tends to my needs and even does my laundry! I literally had no choice in the matter but to love her! Then came the moment when I began to realize she is just an SSCE holder while I was seeking admission to study for my masters, now I'm almost done with my second degree and I stylishly asked my dad of his opinion regarding such a union, safe to say the response wasn't encouraging, now I'm left in a confused state as she really doesn't have the financial strength to proceed for her education mostly due to the poor background she comes from, sincerely don't know what step to take right now as we've been together for 2 good lovely years!Genuine and kind advise will be duly appreciated!Thanks.

JubrilBuhari:
Lmao
Aboki suicide bomber.
4th most deadly terrorist group on earth - aboki
5th most dangerous terrorist group on earth - aboki.
ISIS AND ally - aboki.

I bet you are typing from IDP camp at your backyard.

IbrahimSkiba:
Yes, what happened?

NaijaOlosho:
Lies

Lie lie Govt
Lie lie APC

Oya show us the video and photos from the burial

Someone7:
Lies

EzeOnyembo:
Hmmmn Dem don scatter the idiotic arrewa with facts and pictures

Beedude:
They shouldn't ask for their allowances and hazard allocation just show patriotism? U should tell politicians to stop collecting new vehicles, wardrobe, newspaper, fuel and other allowances. I'm not a doctor or related to one but they are right on this

TundeBricklayer:
For you to say Asaba park is close to eastern academy means it been yrs you visited Onitsha

Below is the new face of former Asaba park close to eastern academy

TundeBricklayer:
You are pathological lair , if you have been to Onitsha recently you will not be typing this rubbish
Below is Upper Iweka

Ernerstdavid55:
God bless u man

JubrilBuhari:
Terrorist you are posting 2013 picture from this thread - https://www.nairaland.com/1349203/upper-iweka-axis-onitsha-under

9jaDoomCountry:
Busted! This one statement is enough to silence the guy if he has shame. It's a well known fact that one single okada does not operate in Onitsha for quite a while. The guy must have been picking old pics from the internet.

Adiola:
u don dey find trouble they will soon dig up bad news about north

IbrahimSkiba:
Go and sleep..

baillers123:
The almajiri system has now been a curse rather than a blessing. This is what illiteracy causes.. Go to school no, they want to be islamise rather than become educated. In their minds, education is haram.. Now, things r falling Apart.. Sanusi looking at them now like, shay i been dey warn una

Nikepucci1:
Girls wearing black undies are always dirty,total turnoff....

NextD18:
For most Nigerians[If not all], fake accolades from strangers seems important to them than the betterment of their relatives.

NextD18:
Public giveaway is nothing but scam to reasonable people who understands the concept of generosity and helping.

There's always a hidden motive behind anyone who does giveaway publicly. Quote me anywhere.

It's either for clout, to buy love, to buy loyalty, to gain favors from some persons within or a business strategy.

Behind everyone doing giveaway, there's this a friend on his/her contact list who's desperately in need of help. There's this family member, either from the mother's side or father's side who's in need and perishing looking for help.

But NO! They'll not help those needy family members, but will prefer to come to the public, chase clout with the less privileged and snap pictures or go to social media, chase clout, buy fake love to look generous.


Whatever is it, this woman experienced. I don't care, because if everyone should focus on their family members, maternal cousins and paternal siblings, there won't be needy people in the public for these clout chasers to use.

People should say no to fake public accolades from strangers who truly doesn't give a fvck about their existence and and focus on people in their family tree and people around them. They'll appreciate the more.

DanseMacabre:
Black man get serious problem.