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Issame:
A South African man commits suicide by shooting himself after murdering his wife for cheating on him.

A tweeter user shared the news wrote:

Consequences of cheating��

Husband shot his wife before turning the gun on himself.

Left: Cheating Wife
Right: Real Husband

Ladies! Yekelani amadoda abantu. Go make your own money & stop what you’re doing. Really is enough now!!

#LandExpropriation #DeLille #SarsEnquiry

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/06/man-shots-himself-after-murdering-his-cheating-wife/

Why killing yourself?

You would have served time and come out like I did..

KingCassy:
1.What else do you want to post apart from different girls pictures on your statues. Only pussy guys do this... Just because you want to hit a girl you then post her pictures on your statues so she will see you as a caring nigga.

2. Why locking your phone because of your babe when you ain't Fucking up You Exoect her to remain quiet while you Bleep around??

3. You won't complain if this if actually you are ain't a broke ass.

4. Come back and tell us how lonely every night is for you and how empty you always feel inside when you are ready to tell the truth.

5. More time The whole Fucking time is for yourself oga. Not very boring atimes??

6. So this is the end game. To Bleep different hoes. Now help me justify it

7. Lol internal peace ke?? Kiddish talk



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1. There are things to post aside a girl's pic and you feel uneasy to post them because of one useless prostitute you call your bae. Example is this known fact about naija ladies being leeches and not having anything to offer. A guy in a relationship couldn't post this fact on his platform because of his bae.


2. I lock my phones whenever I am in a relationship especially with a naija girl not because am cheating on her but simply because of the vital infos I have on my phone. Most naija babes are criminals and a spy. I was taught lessons.


3. Even Bill Gates will complain if his bae constantly demands from him and still have nothing to offer him apart from poosie. We all know naija babes are leeches and have nothing to offer.

4. No night is ever lonely for me as a single man. I sleep like a baby and wake up like a soldier. I don't think about a b!tch. I already have a billion thing to think about. Only an idle and jobless man will have a lonely and empty night and thinks being in a relationship would cure his loneliness.

5. As far as you are in a relationship with naija girls, you won't have enough time for yourself. If you try to get some space/time in the relationship for yourself, a typical naija girl would think you have started seeing other girls thus minimising your time for her. Naija girls are time killers and destiny destroyers.

6. Yes! Being single enables me to bleep different ho.es. While in a relationship I can't do it because of my conscience. Whereas the so called bae is on a fvcking spree experimenting different d!cks.
N/B: No naija girl has only one d!ck yet they will want you to get stuck to their hole for your entire life in the relationship.

7. Bro I really have inward peace. The one that can not be comprehend by a guy in a relationship.

MISEDUCATIONS:
if you're afraid of asking something as basic as age, where will you get the liver to ask a girl about her HIV status

u don't just jump on som1's comment and quote the person. U gat to read d comment and read with understanding.

Where did u see me sayin I was afraid to ask a girl abt her age?

I said it's pointless askin a lady abt her age since most of them lie abt their age.

There are ways u can figure out a lady's real age without askin her.

I'm not surprised that no girl here could answer the op's qustn. It's a fact dat no naija woman has sometin to offer in a relatnshp. See has they came here to make joke of themselves. Sometin they should hide their faces in shame. I was abt mentioning UyaiIncomparabl to see if she has answer to the op's qustn since most times she display herself as being responsible. But I was shocked dat she was even here. She couldn't answer d op's qustn because she knws she has no answer.

Naija women are useless. Shame on y'all.

I have never in my life see a girl tell her current boyfriend that her previous relationship was broken because she cheated..

Rather the will tell you the guy cheated on them..

These can only work in a movie and not in real life.

Timekeeper:
I disagree with age, I must ask

No don't ask. 9 out of 10 girls lie about their age.. There are many ways to know their real age without asking...

boylemonade:
Sorry to say, but you sound confused..
Your writeup doesn't add up at all..
First you talked about guys not being about to feed themselves and how they should not go into a relationship..

Now you see a man with money and you are talking about his brown teeth..

I don't really know why you won't allow your waec result to come out before coming to nairaland..

Are you still doubting that women are the most confused animals on earth?

The confused op was probably the one the man turned down.. No naija girl will see a man with car and turn him now.

An average naija girl believes a man with car is a rich man. And they don't turn down such men.

Fitnesskristy:
Your fitness Kristy is here. pheew! its been a while truly, but you know i've been looking for something exciting to give you!

Thanks famz, i'm happy i have you.

There is something i bring to you today, in short it really happened to me just last week.

I want to sound a little note of warning to you guys. You cant be offering nothing and expect something from a lady. This life os give and take! I'ts the way God had it designed.
You have not done anything valuable for yourself, you still can't make a good living for just your mouth alone, yet you want to have a 'good girl'

I won't even imagine myself not having what it takes to be independent and think of settling down. i would only do that when i see the man has invested heavily on me and i've been able to use that as a step stone to achieve all(most) i want in life. Well, i know most of you would think else and maybe ............
Listen guys, no one wants what is bad for him or herself, hence we all strive to get it better.


I went to a mall just by Ikeja secretariat last week to get....... on getting there is saw this man who is probably in his mid 40's. His mere look at me gave out what he wants, and well im very ready for him. He walked up just immediately and began to 'preach', that was when i knew he came with a car and yes he said that among his 'sermon'. let me describe how he looks, he's this not too tall guy, who has unkempt beards and his teeths were........(graphic) well after all he asked the usual(number), that was when i walked away.


Health is wealth, no matter how much you have in your bank account or how many favored you are, if you don't take good care of yourself, it all amounts to nothing. How won't you clean your teeth, won't shave and look good.... yet, still carry big belly up and down
. I'm not shaming anyone now, i mean it. I want us all to take our health seriously and pray to Almighty for it. We shouldn't be wasting the good health bestowed on us just because of small things we can easily avoid.

If you have a pot belly and want to do away with it, work on it and make yourself good, trust me that is when no lady, i repeat no lady won't want to bed you!


I'm still your fitness kristy, Health is wealth let's take it serious!

Nice preaching to the guys. Honestly I dislike pot bellies.

Now also preach to the ladies. Mostly the ones with dirty armpits and smelly poosies.
Also enlighten them that relationship is partnership. It's not a job. Most naija babes expect you to even place them on salary for dating you.

A guy with good health and all that without money is useless before a naija girl.

Naija girls won't mind dating a body odor guy so far the guy has the guap..

Confiman:
Please this might be a little lengthy but bear with me, everything here is needed to get the story out and ask my questions. Thank you.

This will go down as one of the most embarrassing moments of my life and I'm deeply confused. But before I go on, I'd love a quick intro.

I just created this moniker to chronicle all of my confusions and to feel free asking for help without any of my friends here tracing them to me. I'm 22 and a serving Corp member. I'm a hustler and I can say I'm doing fairly well for a Corp member.

I am still a "virgin" iff that term can be loosely applied to someone who masturbates. I'm deeply disturbed by my masturbation, but that is not the purpose of this thread.

I recently met a girl - also a Corp member - whom I'm really, really fond of. However, I strongly believe that sex is for marriage (I'm a devoted Christian) and so I have always stayed away from it. With this girl tho, we get frisky a lot. I shared my first kiss with her, and we've since gotten more intimate than I'm usually comfortable with. Sadly, that doesn't help my desire to stop masturbation as I always do that after making out with her. When doing so, I imagine all we had done and it gets me off.

However, this is where it gets embarrassing. When making out with her she sometimes gives me a head. Despite all of her efforts tho (and she is sincerely really good), I can't get myself to remain aroused. No, my hands don't give me half the sensations I get from her mouth, but it still doesn't matter as I just can't remain aroused enough to get off as is the case when I'm by myself.

Today was the very worst as I kept shrinking rather than edging towards release. It angers her cos she believes I don't want her, or how else does she explain it? She feels if I wanted her as much as she wanted me that it would be different. I know my conscience pricks me while we're at it but I don't know if that is the cause. She says I think too much about it... but I can't help the thoughts. Now I'm torn.

I need to know just two things:
1. Is it my 'plenty thinking' that's hindering me when with her? I've already put away most of my inhibitions to get that far with her, but I can't seem to go further. And I don't really think I want to.
2. How can I tell her to take away the sexual edge of the relationship without coming across as offensive, and without confirming her belief that I don't want her?

P.S: Before you begin bashing the lady, note that she is also a virgin. Her vagina is still very much sealed. I doubted that at first, but I've seen it and... So I know. I don't want to lose her but I don't want to go so far either...

A naija girl brought you poosie willingly and you refused to eat it? Watch how your fellow male corper will eat it. Funniest is, he will come and tell you how the taste it..

One thing I know about female corpers is, they are all prostitutes..

Now for your masturbation. Do this few things.

Avoid being alone.
Don't spend longer times in bathroom
Stop watching porn
Stop thinking about your past or future sexual encounters.
Occupy your mind with something positive.
Avoid touching sensitive parts of your body.

austyn0:
In otherwords, you justifying unfaithful men??

No bro I don't.. I hate a cheat irrespective of the gender

UyaiIncomparabl:
What about men? Don't they cheat too?
Don't they get attracted to other women? You just keep talking like it's only women who cheat.

When naija women start taking their guys out on dates and foot the bills, when naija women start seeing relationship as partnership and not an escape door from responsibilities. that's when I will see a man's cheating as abnormal.

Men cheat because y'all women don’t really have something to offer apart your V. Funniest is, those Vs smell..

Only lesbians here why?

Why are only lesbians on this thread?

A hoe once told me that no matter how a man fvcks her she can't reach her orgasm with a man. She only reach her orgasm whenever she fingers herself.

chenzen:
a lot of us guys do this one costly mistake that destroys our chances with a lady we find appealing, enticing, juicy and attractive for the erotic cravings of our unrelenting vibrant shaft.

dont bother asking a lady if she s a virgin else u ll never get to know... just push seductive buttons and find out in action rather than askin' ... that question is lame and dumb, no matter how long u both have been together " Never ask... just do the do and find out... many guys have actually placed themselves on auto-friendzone thinking there s actually something sensible going on btw them and the lady in question all because they keep asking acidic and toxic questions.


If u re in for the fling too... do not ask that babe " if she has a boyfriend... dont do that shìt please...



more to come


tbc....

Never ask a girl her age and virginity

These won't work for a naija lady especially if her boo is broke.. Remember the major reason most naija ladies go into a relationship is to dodge responsibilities like paying bills.. Love is secondary to them

xendra:
nope. not me, you do

How does running on budget means being broke?

HARDDON:
Gee, are you alright?

Bruv I was done with pvssy..

fancy4eve:
na stingyness dey worry u sha.......nd cum to tink of it, who told u dat relationship is all about money nd spending. Mayb u hv been dating underage nd demanding gals. Y not date real women nd feel d taste of true luv.

Relationship to the white women is partnership.
Relationship to naija women is an escape door from responsibilities.

Mrbolt565:
I just went to shoprite to buy some stuff. While buying i saw one guy and his babe, the guy was next on the line. He brought out his wallet. As e dey bring am out see as e bone face ehn. Me i just dey watch! Dey Laugh! In my mind i was just thinking " so na so relationship dey" wer u go dey buy girl all this things for watin. For just sex. Hmmmmm. When my turn came i just happily gave the guy my cash and happily walked out! Reach house chop all the things i don buy belle full! My guys, SINGLE LIFE TOO SWEET ABEG!!


Im out!!

Single life is not just sweet it's the sweetest.

The following are what I enjoy as a single man.

1. Freedom to post and upload anything or pic I want. No girl asking me (who is she?)

2. No locking of my phones cause of one useless ediot call babe.

3. No sending airtime or money to any leech..

4. I sleep like a baby every night. (no thinking of who my bae is bleeping that night. As we all know babes are prostitutes in disguised.)

5. I have more time for myself.

6. I fvck different ho.es and I owe no one explanation.

7. Internal peace

The list is endless..

xendra:
that can also be translated as being broke

You need brain transplant..

angelboy01:
Your comment got me laughing about you done with women. Like seriously if you really wanna live long and have peace of mind just stay away from women. I practically don't take ladies serious anymore, a lady with a tattoo seems more like a Hoe to me. I prefer my Ganja to ladies lately. I see them as intimacy gadget that's all. They have nothing to offer compared to my Claro

That's just it. Women are leeches. Naija girls have nothing to offer me..

LukeSkywalker78:
Like seriously. I've been dating a girl for sometime now (past a year) and we are getting pretty serious. Anyways yesterday I wanted to see her and I gave her a call. She asked me to come over to her house. I told her I wanted to take her out and she agreed. As I got there, her friends (besties?) Came over and said they wanted to drop by. As they understood what was going on, they said they wanted to tag along. We agreed and went to Captain cook. We ordered and these friends were ordering like ther was no tomorrow. Even my GF asked if what they were ordering wasn't too much but they ignored her and kept doing their thing. Afterwards, they asked me (again) to buy them takeaway. I didn't have much money on me to buy takeaway so I had to buy them Captain Cook bread for each of them. I was so drained that I'm still recovering. My GF has never done such. I was just saying " Shey awon elebi leleyi ni" ( Yoruba guys will understand ). I just wanted to know if all girl's friends are like this if they are taken out. I will never forget this. P.S: I'm not generalizing women o.

I lost respect for women some years ago. Ain't nothing on this old world that can make me love or respect a woman. Women are devils. Especially Nig women who have nothing to offer. I remembered before I killed my last girlfriend whose face keeps appearing on my laptop screen and am beginning to think she was into some dirty games like occult. I mean I've been dating different women from different tribes and religions and am getting the same shits. I asked her, why are y'all women like this and she was like *that's how we are* I was like the fvck you talking about? You doing this and you said that's how y'all are? I couldn't hold my shit together. That night I put her life on the edge. 2 months later I appeared in the court and before I could say am guilty I was already in the prison. Serve time and came out. My hatred for them keep waxing. Menh I hate women. Sorry I am saying this but that's just it. Women made my progress happened backward. I've been to rehab thrice and nothing changed. Whenever am around women I feel so so uneasy. Menh women did me wrong. Forget women. They will crumble you...

To hell with Women.. I was done with that part of life..

Now to the tattoo. It's just a choice. It doesn't make or mare you.

Musically I love tattoo.

Psychologically I hate that ink.

Basically I don't Bleep with ho.es.
I'd rather roll up a blunt, smoke and sleep than insert my d!ck in that hole. Like I said, I was done with that part of life..

Women don't bring me joy.

Super Eagles coach is a fvcken racist.
That's my observation.

thornapple:
poverty is ur curse. I can buy your entire household with my money. Idiot.

Let end this beef. It's childish. I'm moody. I'm sorry!

Our coach has been bribed. He cus our defeat

thornapple:
poverty is ur curse.
I can buy your entire household with my money. Idiot.

with ur parents money not ur money. Leeches don't have money

I repeat! The ref has been bribed. Oluwa pass him!

thornapple:
Dog, philanthropic parents are the Bomb. To hell with ur penury.

leech use ur money